Chapter 163: You Didn't Have a Face When You Went Out, Did You?
The auction continues,
It's just that at this time, everyone, including He Nanli and Lu Yifa, was dumbfounded,
Yes, just stunned,
Ma Dan, they are also the great elders of the Sanpin Immortal Sect, it is impossible that they have not participated in the auction,
But the auction of the Nine Xuanzong gave them the illusion that Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden.
Is this still an auction?
The auctions they participated in before were completely different from the ones in front of them.
In the past, the auction was just to take out the auction items, and the auctioneer introduced a lot of boring professional data.
Saying what materials are used, or what formations are inscribed, what kind of awesome functions, no matter how bad they are, they will definitely be said to be carefully refined by a certain master.
These means are normal, blow, everyone understands what is going on, the purpose is to make the participants compete with each other,
But the auction of the Nine Xuanzong is boasting, but there is no bidding at all, so this is still an auction?
"Brother Three-Seconds, there won't be any problems here, right?"
Lu Yifa was quietly bidding, and when he heard He Nanli's words, he hid the bidding jade slip in his hand behind him.
"Ah, mud, what did you say?"
He Nanli rolled his eyes, numb, did you think that I didn't notice you bidding when you hid behind you?
But this is not the time to worry about these.
"Brother Three Seconds, didn't you find that they just want to sell those magic weapons, the price is so low that it can't be lower, will there be a problem with those magic weapons?"
Lu Yifa looked at He Nanli like a fool,
"I said mud, your brain is in water, if they don't want to sell the magic weapon, hold this auction to dry the wool? Think they're all like you, full of food? ”
Belch~~~
He Nanli was choked and speechless,
I couldn't find anything to refute this sentence for a moment,
There's nothing wrong with it, isn't it just to sell things when you hold an auction?
But why do you think that Lu Yifa's old guy's eyes are not right?
What is full like me?
He Nanli looked at Lu Yifa like a deep resentful woman,
That means you have to give an explanation for this, or you don't have to ......
Lu Yifa was stared at so much that goosebumps fell to the ground,
"Mud, why are you staring at me like this? Can't I make a bid? ”
Having said that, the bidding jade slip in his hand was held tightly, and he didn't mean to let go at all.
He Nanli rolled his eyes again,
"Brother Sanshuang, don't you think the magic weapon this time is too cheap, it's really no problem?"
Lu Yifa tilted his head, his eyes seemed to care for mentally handicapped children, and he sighed faintly,
"Mud, in the future, eat whatever you want, buy what you want, some things, when you grow up, you will understand......"
Ahh
He Nan was stunned for a moment, what do you mean?
Immediately, he understood, and his anger came up at once,
What do you mean by that look?
What do you mean by eating what you want, buying what you want?
I understand when I grow up, Lao Tzu is more than 30,000 years old this year, why hasn't he grown up?
"Lu Sanxian, what do you mean?"
Lu Yifa sighed again,
"Brother He, blame me too, I shouldn't have called you mud all the time, making your head full of stinky mud water, don't worry, I will never call you mud again in the future......"
When He Nanli heard this, he didn't know who was happy or sad,
Numb, if he didn't shout that ugly nickname, he should have been happy,
But as soon as Temoru said what he said, he was not happy at all.
God's mind is full of stinky mud and water?
"Get down to business, don't talk about what you don't have."
Lu Yifa smiled, "Brother He, what do you want?" ”
"Before, you thought the price was too high, and you joined forces with my Feather Sect to lower the price, but now you actually think it's cheap, isn't your brain in the water, can it be anything else?"
Belch~~
Yes, the numb, I used to work with others to lower the price, but now it's cheap, it seems to be ......
He Nanli's eyes were full of ghosts,
"Don't fix this for me, do you think this auction is still like an auction? Don't even let us shout the price, why is it an auction? ”
Lu Yifa squinted at him,
A faint sigh sounded again,
"Okay, Brother He, I want to apologize to you, just now I said that your brain was in water, it was a joke, but now it's ......"
As he spoke, Lu Yifa shook his head, as if he was regretting something,
He Nanli was stunned again,
Right now?
What's going on now?
What do you mean by talking halfway?
Aren't you still saying that my brain is in water?
"Lu! One! Hair! ”
Looking at He Nanli, who was gradually going crazy,
Lu Yifa still shook his head and said:
"Brother He, do you think there is no competition in this secret shooting?"
"Hehe, you're still too naïve,"
"Do you really think that we can pay as much as we want?"
"Do you really think these magic weapons are too cheap?"
"If you really think like that, then you're either naïve, or your brain is really in water."
He Nanli frowned,
"Brother Lu, what do you mean by this?"
Lu Yifa's eyes were slightly condensed, and he looked at Song Xiaojian, who was coquettish on the stage, "This little guy, it's not simple!" ”
He Nanli raised his eyebrows slightly,
"But what can you do in the early stage of Qi refining?"
"Hehe~~~"
Lu Yifa chuckled, but the meaning of the ridicule was very obvious,
"Brother He, what does it feel like to be defeated at the hands of a hairy boy in the early stage of qi refining?"
"Hmph~~"
He Nanli snorted lightly, "Just him?" How can it be? ”
"Today's auction, it must be the old guy of the Nine Xuanzong who is playing tricks behind the scenes, he is just a pawn in the foreground......"
"Hehe~~"
Lu Yifa chuckled again, and the meaning of ridicule in his eyes became even stronger,
"Brother He, let me tell you the truth, Elder Chi of the Danfeng of the Nine Xuanzong is my old friend, and I learned from him that the high-level of the Nine Xuanzong has actually given up this auction......"
He Nanli frowned slightly,
"Oh, is there such a thing? It can't be a smoke bomb they put off, right? ”
Lu Yifa: "No, it's true, if it's really a smoke bomb, you should have heard the news a long time ago, right?" ”
He Nanli was slightly stunned, his brows gradually furrowed, indeed, if it was really a smoke bomb, then he would more or less hear some wind,
But he didn't hear anything before the auction began, wasn't it really a smoke bomb?
"Brother Lu, what the hell is going on at today's auction?"
Lu Yifa looked at the coquettish Song Xiaojian on the stage again,
"That's why I said, this Song Xiaojian is not simple,"
"Could it be that at this time, Brother He still thinks that there is no competition in this secret shooting, is it really like what he said, we want to come up with as many as we want?"
He Nanli was stunned and said, "Isn't it? Didn't he just say that? ”
"Haha~~~"
Lu Yifa laughed,
"Brother He, you are really too naïve!"
Belch~~~
The word naïve made He Nanli look constipated,
Numb, saying that an old guy who has lived for tens of thousands of years is naïve, is this scolding him, or scolding him? Or are you scolding him?
However, soon, He Nan's eyes lit up,
"Brother Lu, is there really a problem here?"
Lu Yifa glanced at him,
"Of course there's a problem, what the hell is that guy,"
"He uses this form of secret shooting, to put it nicely, to protect the privacy of buyers, but he really wants to do something in it, who knows?"
"We don't even know who bought it, so we can't even check it."
He Nanli's brows furrowed even tighter,
"Isn't his secret shooting specifically to deal with our joint price reduction?"
Lu Yifa: "Don't think things so simply, indeed, he used this method to make your plan a mess, but is this really all?" ”
"If that's the case, what if we secretly unite and come up with a price that can't be lower?"
"You don't think he's going to sell us the magic weapon at that price, do you?"
He Nanli frowned,
"Won't it? But didn't he say it......"
"Haha~~"
Lu Yifa smiled and shook his head, "So, you're still too naïve,"
"You don't think there is no childcare arranged by him in this auction venue, do you?"
Belch~~~
Hearing this, He Nanli finally understood a little, and nodded lightly,
He is no stranger to childcare in the auction hall, but he has seen too much, which can be said to be basically an unspoken rule
Soon, he frowned again,
"Brother Lu, no, even if there is childcare, we can't increase the price, what's the use of this kind of childcare?"
Lu Yifa sighed faintly again and glanced at him,
"Brother He, this is not something you have done, you have to lower the price, even if he uses the form of secret shooting, he is afraid that we will join forces to come up with a price that cannot be lower,"
"In that case, in this auction, he engaged in secret auctions, didn't he lift a stone and hit his own feet?"
"So, the trust he arranged was not for us to pay a high price, but for fear that we would buy things at too low a price."
It's all said and done, if He Nanli doesn't understand it, then he will really have a brain in water.
"Hehe, this guy is still a little interesting, but that's it, it seems that the old man's plan has failed, but it's not useless! Well, this time we were tied. ”
He Nanli stroked his beard, looking proud, before, two consecutive failures were too shocking, especially in the hands of a hairy boy, where did this make his face go?
However, if it is a tie, it seems that it can't be accepted, and if you really talk about it, you can also say that he is letting the juniors!
At this time, Lu Yifa suddenly smiled,
"What do you see, you seem to be happy to have a tie with this kind of hairy boy who is less than twenty years old?"
"Besides, do you really think you're tied?"
"Hehe!!"
He Nanli didn't seem to hear his ridicule,
"What kind of tricks, I'm pointing out the juniors, do I really want to hit the confidence of this junior?"
Lu Yifa pouted,
Numb, this is really shameless, if you lose, you don't admit it, and you don't say it, why do you say with a face that you are pointing at your juniors? You didn't have a face when you went out, did you?
"Hehe, Brother He, tie? You're really thinking too much. ”
He Nan left his eyes,
"Why isn't it a tie?"
"I think the goal of lowering the price has been achieved, and his goal of selling the magic weapon has also been achieved, why is it not a tie?"
"Hmph, if it weren't for me, the price of the magic weapon in this auction would be so low?"
"If it weren't for me, maybe at this time, we would be shouting with a red face, so that the Nine Xuanzong would benefit for no reason,"
"If it's really speaking, even if I win, you're all stained with my light,"
"Haha~~"
Lu Yifa couldn't hold back anymore and laughed,
"Brother He, okay, okay, I've convinced you, can you win?"
"Really, I shouldn't be serious with you, okay, okay, you're right, what you say is right."
He Nanli's eyes were blazing with rage, and he looked at Lu Yifa with an unkind expression,
Numb, why does this sound so awkward,
Why is it like coaxing a three-year-old child?
"Lu! Three! Second! What the hell do you mean? ”
Lu Yifa saw He Nanli, who was on the verge of breaking out,
There was a faint sigh for I don't know how many times,
"Brother He, you don't think that this kind of secret shooting really has no competition at all, right?"
Hearing him say this, He Nanli's anger gradually dissipated, and it was impossible for him to do anything to Lu Yifa at the auction venue, and snorted coldly
"Hmph, this kind of free bidding, and you can only bid once, I really don't see where the competition is."
"Didn't he Song Xiaojian say, let's write down the price we can accept when bidding, there is still competition?"
Lu Yifa looked at He Nanli for a while before he said: "Brother He, it turns out that I always thought that you were naïve and had your brain in water, but I didn't expect you to be brainless,"
Without waiting for He Nanli to get mad, he continued:
"This kind of secret auction, on the surface, it seems that we can only bid once, avoiding bidding with each other to raise the price of the magic weapon,"
"But, Brother He, what if you see a magic weapon and want to buy it?"
He Nanli didn't think about it, and said directly: "Nonsense, of course it's a bid." ”
"Oh?"
Lu Yifa frowned,
"And what price would you offer? Aren't you afraid that your price is too low and good things will be bought by others? ”
He Nanli was suddenly stunned,
Lu Yifa continued: "Jiuxuanzong used a secret auction this time, before you bid, you don't know how much others will bid, and you don't know which childcare they arrange will pay what price,"
"If you really wanted to shoot the magic weapon, what would you do?"
He Nanli's eyes were a little dull, and he muttered, "Then pay a high price." ”
Lu Yifa: "Hehe, how high is high?" Don't forget, we can only bid once, and if we miss it, we won't be able to buy it. ”
Call~~~
He Nanli was the great elder of the Sanpin Immortal Sect in the end, and he let out a sigh of relief, and looked at Zong Xiaojian's eyes, a little more serious,
"Brother Lu, how did you figure it out?"
Lu Yifa laughed, "No way, I'm just so smart, you're a fool, you can't expect others to be stupid like you......"
Belch~~~
He Nanli suddenly had an urge to strangle the guy in front of him~~
……
The auction continued, and the graceful beauty models, wearing glittering magic weapons, showed off their seductive curves on the T-shaped catwalk, causing countless people in the audience to scream.
Where the Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce is located,
Granny Yu said anxiously:
"Miss, Xiaoru, my aunt, why don't you bid, when is this? If you don't buy it, they will buy all the good things. ”
As small as the light of the eyes,
"Mother-in-law, don't you think that compared to bidding, the auction form of the Nine Xuanzong is what we need the most?"
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Granny Yu was stunned,
"Xiaoru, what do you mean?"
Although Granny Yu is old, she can still see it,
This auction of the Nine Xuanzong is completely different from the auction held by their Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce.
Xiaoru smiled lightly at the corner of his mouth, looking at Song Xiaojian who was talking eloquently on the stage,
"Customer first, if our Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce could understand this truth earlier, we wouldn't have lost so badly!"
Seeing her eyes, Granny Yu frowned, looking worried,
"Xiao Ru, you won't be looking at this kid on the stage, no, absolutely not, even if you can't look down on the little white face of the Tianshen Chamber of Commerce, you can't rush to the doctor!"
Spit~~~
A hint of blush appeared on Xiaoru's face,
"Mother-in-law, where do you want to go, I just heard that this auction was made by this Song Xiaojian, then he must be a talent, isn't our Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce lacking such talents?"
"If we can pull him into our Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce, wouldn't it be more certain to deal with the blow of the Heavenly God Chamber of Commerce?"
The more she said this, the more Granny Yu looked unbelieving,
"Xiao Ru, you don't want to marry him to pull him into the Chamber of Commerce, otherwise, what if he is poached by the Heavenly God Chamber of Commerce again?"
Xiaoru's face was flushed, and she said coquettishly: "Mother-in-law, I'm talking about business!" ”
Granny Yu: "I'm also talking about business, this kind of talent, even if it is pulled into the Chamber of Commerce, it must be retained." ”
Belch~~~
Xiaoru was silent,
After a long time, he sighed faintly: "Hey, yes, compared to the conditions of the Heavenly God Chamber of Commerce, our Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce really has nothing to do. ”
Granny Yu was silent for a while, "Xiao Ru, the road of heaven and man, there are always more ways than difficulties, we are not in a hurry, take your time, the magic weapon is the shortcoming of the Heavenly God Chamber of Commerce, as long as we reach a long-term cooperation agreement with the Nine Xuanzong, our Ten Parties Chamber of Commerce is not hopeless, and the rest, let's talk about it later!" ”
Xiaoru was silent for a while, then nodded slightly, "That's the only way!" ”
…………
On the edge of the sinkhole cliff,
Huan Tianjue sneered,
"If you want to run, it's not that easy!"
The green figure above his head writhed even more wildly, and a thick green line emerged from the top of his head, winding towards a large stone that was falling rapidly.
Behind the boulder, Liao Su's face is like gold paper,
The self-detonating artifact brought a lot of damage to his soul,
But at this time, he didn't have time to feel sorry for the holy weapon, let alone heal his wounds.
Seeing the green silk thread getting closer and closer, his face became more and more pale,
Suddenly, at the bottom of the sinkhole,
A faint sigh sounded,
"After all these years, has it finally appeared?"