Chapter 19 Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog

A few days ago, the emperor and Cai Xiaoxiao were a little unhappy, but fortunately, it was resolved later.

Then the next step is to return to normalcy and continue to analyze the murderer.

The two seemed to have liked it already, and while they were eating, they discussed problems.

Lunch on this day.

"Your Majesty, why did the emperor raise troops to overthrow the previous dynasty?"

"The emperor of the previous dynasty was arrogant and lascivious, built a large number of buildings, paid heavy taxes, and the people were not able to make a living. My father also chose to raise troops for the sake of the people of the world. ”

"The emperor really has courage."

"Yes, my father regards the world as his own responsibility."

"Last year, the concubines traveled to various countries and found that the people of the four countries were still very happy. The emperor is wise, light on meager endowments, and pays attention to agriculture. I don't think it's appropriate for someone to rebel and choose this reason. Cai said in a somewhat simple and lovely voice.

When the emperor heard this, his heart was naturally happy.

"Your Majesty, you said that if the concubine is, take an item from you. One day you remembered it, and you wanted to take it back from your concubine. Even if the concubine is unhappy in her heart, if the emperor wants to take it back, it is a matter of course, right? Cai said in a stupid voice.

"Almost." Speaking of which, the emperor probably knew what Cai Yuxiao wanted to say.

Justification was very important to the ancients, after all, the name was more important to them than anything else.

You can't skip the meal, and you can't lose your name.

This may also be the case, mighty and unyielding, rich and noble cannot be lewd. Those who are wise do not drink the water of the stolen springs, and those who are inexpensive are not allowed to eat from the springs.

If the courtier can't find the reason, then the only thing left is to get back what originally belonged to him, which is a legitimate reason.

Therefore, if these people want to rebel, there is only one reason left, and that is restoration.

Since we want to restore, we must find the orphans of the previous dynasty. Even if you can't find it, it doesn't matter, and it's okay to fake one.

There is a risk in restoration, and if the orphans of the previous dynasty can be found, this involves the issue of the distribution of benefits. This must be the biggest contradiction among them.

"Where is the capital of the former dynasty?"

"Wuzhou!"

"Wuzhou? The concubine seemed to have some impressions. The concubine remembered that after leaving the city last year, the third city that the concubine went to was Wuzhou. I don't have any impression of the city, just a bit of a desolate feeling. ”

"After all, it is the capital of the former dynasty, and this official naturally does not dare to develop too much."

"Also, it's not bad that this Wuzhou is used as a base to cover."

"Why is it good?"

"The emperor has heard that the light is dark. This Wuzhou is the capital of the former dynasty, and the imperial court's management of Wuzhou is naturally stricter than that of other cities. But the more dangerous the place, the safer it is. Many people will think that with such strict control here, no one should dare to be so blatant. Sometimes I will turn a blind eye and fool the past. ”

"It's a possibility."

"Your Majesty, when the concubines traveled to various countries a year ago, they found that the country of Sina had experienced a huge natural disaster five years ago. Can the emperor call up the file of this year and let the concubines check it. ”

"But what's wrong with this?"

"Yes. The concubine wanted to check the donations of the officials of the imperial court in the natural disaster five years ago. And the people who were investigated and punished because of this natural disaster at that time, and lost their names because of corruption and bribery. There are also some thought disasters caused by natural disasters five years ago. ”

The natural disaster five years ago is still vividly remembered by the emperor. After all, at that time, the emperor had only just ascended the throne for five years, and the emperor was not yet very mature, and the political situation in the DPRK and China had just stabilized.

"Could this matter have anything to do with the Queen?"

"Yes. Your Majesty, what do you think the emperor needed when he was in power, in addition to having people? ”

"Silver."

"Yes, it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice. If there are people, they have to eat. You have to have silver to eat. In such a natural disaster, the imperial court will definitely allocate disaster relief funds, and the amount of disaster relief funds is huge, and it is much faster than accumulating little by little. So, how could people who think like this miss such an opportunity? If the common people can't eat, they can only starve to death. Anyway, it's all death, and it's cheap, so naturally it's going to make trouble. This disturbance depends on who will suppress it and how to suppress it? After all, the paper can't hold the fire, and the officials who walk in the front will definitely be beheaded, but not all people will not be able to find out, and these people who are lurking may be able to find some clues from it. ”

"I'm afraid that this matter is a bit big, and it will attract their attention."

"Your Majesty, this was five years ago?"

"Yes"

"But it's all something that has already been dealt with?"

"Yes."

"That's right. The concubines have two purposes, the first is to let them know that the emperor is reading the file five years ago. Second, they were puzzled, why did they still watch it when it had already been dealt with. When people are curious, they are not far from the brink of death. What's more, the people involved in this matter were not discovered and dealt with for some reason. If you do something wrong, there will be some waves in your heart. It doesn't matter if these people can sink or not, and it doesn't matter if they can sink or not, I will read this file with peace of mind, and this file will naturally tell the concubines; If I can't sink it, I will save this file. In short, it will not be in vain. ”

"Good. I still have a question, I vaguely remember the donations of various officials, it seems that the difference is not too big. ”

"The difference is not too big. If the difference is too great, it will not be conducive to party division. ”

It seems that Cai has put all the knowledge of statistics to use. The emperor's data analysis in this regard is naturally not as good as the queen, but it is understandable.

"If it's the queen, how much silver is the queen going to donate?"

The emperor actually asked Cai Yuyu like this, and he didn't know what his intentions were.

Cai looked at the emperor with a cute squint and a very suspicious look. Then he took off all the hairpins on his head, the earrings on his ears, and the bracelets on his hands, and put them on the table. Then push it in front of the emperor.

"Your Majesty, the concubine you know came to this world penniless, and this should be all the belongings of the concubine. I hope the emperor will not dislike it. ”

Cai Xiaoxiao's move frightened the emperor a little, and he had never seen such an operation.

"The queen has given me all her belongings, so won't the queen starve to death."

"The concubine must correct the emperor's words. The concubines are not for the emperor, but for the emperor's people. Moreover, the concubines eat two meals a day at the emperor's place, so naturally this food fee is not needed. ”

Cai Xiaoxiao's words actually made the emperor laugh.

"Good. It was rare for the queen to be sincere, so I accepted it. ”

Two days later, the emperor's dossier of the natural disaster five years ago was sent to the Zhaixiu Palace. Cai Xiaoxiao is also diligent and hardworking enough, and he can't take care of this meal.

Lunch and dinner, the emperor did not wait for anyone to come.

sent Li Yue's father-in-law to the Zhaixiu Palace to inquire about the situation, and the answer was that the queen ordered that no one should enter without her permission. Therefore, these palace people did not dare to go in and disturb the queen.

Of course, this also includes fans. Therefore, the fan could only stand guard outside the door, and he didn't dare to go in and disturb when the lunch and dinner time had passed.

Gonggong Li can only return to the emperor like this.

When the emperor heard this, he was very puzzled, what was the matter, he could even forget to eat. It's really a waste of sleep and food.

Since then, the emperor instructed Li Yue's father-in-law to pass the dinner to the Zhaixiu Palace.

The emperor wants to go to the Zhaixiu Palace to see Cai Xiaoxiao, what is he doing? It's like this, I forget to sleep and eat.

When the emperor arrived at the Zhaixiu Palace, he signaled that all the people did not need to report to the queen. Alone walked to the door and pushed it open.

I saw Cai Xiaoxiao sitting in front of the desk, looking at something, and what was he writing in his hand? was so focused that he didn't even know that the emperor pushed the door open.

The emperor quietly approached and stood behind Cai Yu.

It turned out that Cai Xiaoxiao was really looking at the records of five years ago, and he was making records while reading.

"Fan'er, you wait a while, and the last little bit, that's it." Cai Xiaoxiao was writing while looking at the file on the case. I didn't have to look back.

The emperor stood behind and did not make a sound.

The time of the half-pillar incense passed, and Cai put down the pen. He closed his eyes, leaned back in his chair, and stretched out his right hand.

"Fan'er, pinch this palace, your hand hurts. It's finally done. ”

The emperor looked at the outstretched hand and was a little embarrassed.

To pinch or not to pinch it?

In the end, the emperor chose to pinch.

"Fan'er, your hands are so tender, soft, and comfortable. It's a pity that this hand of this palace is also a pity, except that the cocoon is still a cocoon. At that time, in the special forces, several of our female soldiers also joked that our hands were more rough than the big men, and it was estimated that we could also shoot the top three. Cai said with a smile.

The emperor still did not speak.

"Fan'er, where did you learn this? What a professional approach. Go back and teach Hongu when you have time. The palace used the technique, and the rough hands of this big man also pressed the emperor, do you say that the emperor will feel that there is, a feeling that the big man pressed him, and he panicked. The hands of this palace should be much rougher than that of the emperor. The emperor should not touch the spring water with ten fingers, how can a tender word. Cai said as he joked.

It's just that the emperor hasn't spoken, which makes Cai Xiaoxiao a little puzzled, opened his eyes, turned his head, "Fan'er, why don't you ...... today?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the emperor. Cai Xiaoxiao didn't feel this embarrassing scene.

"Your Majesty, is this sympathetic to the people's feelings, how about being a maid?" Cai Xiaoxiao was still leaning back in his chair, looking at the emperor with slanted eyes.

The emperor was standing, still holding Cai Xiao's hand, "This hand is indeed rougher than that of the old man." ”

"Since the emperor is here to experience the people's feelings, then the emperor will press it, the method is really good." Cai Xiao showed a wicked smile.

The emperor glared at Cai and shook his hand away.

This time he threw it away, Cai Xiaoxiao was still unhappy, "What's the matter, don't you just press your hand." I won't get pregnant, what are you excited about? ”

"I don't say hello when I see me."

Cai had no choice but to stand up helplessly, "This palace sees the emperor." ”

This Cai Xiaoxiao saw that for the emperor's sake of laying on his hand, it could be regarded as enough for the emperor.

At this time, it was already dark, and Fan Er also lit candles in the house.

"Excuse me." The emperor said with some disgust.

"I don't know why the emperor came to the Zhaixiu Palace?" Cai said in a cold tone.

"I don't know who taught this queen's etiquette, but it's like this. It is better to let the old people in the palace teach the Pope well. ”

"No, you don't have to worry about that." Cai Yue's words were cold and direct.

"I don't care about you, who cares about you."

said this, so that Cai Xiaoxiao heard a tone of his mother's speech. Stand still and don't speak.

"What are you doing where you are, come and eat." The emperor said in a stern tone as he walked towards the dining table.

Cai Xiaoxiao hurriedly followed, walked to the table and sat down.

"Why didn't you come to the Qinzheng Hall for lunch?"

"I was too busy reading the information and forgot." So direct, so bold.

"Did you forget? I still don't plan to eat it at all. To be honest, otherwise it is a bully. Cai Xiaoxiao spoke in such a tone, and the emperor naturally replied in the same tone.

"Does it make a difference?" Cai Xiaoxiao actually used that cold tone to ask the emperor.

"Yes, attitude."

"What kind of crime is it to deceive the king, to die or to be scolded?" Cai Xiaoxiao replied like this, it seems that he wants to deceive the king.

The emperor glanced at Cai Xiaoxiao, "That's it." ”

"I'm hungry."

"I thought you were a god, and you would be hungry!"

"The gods also have to eat, okay."

"Really?"

"Has the emperor ever heard of the peach?"

"Yes."

"Ordinary mortals eat ordinary peaches, and immortals eat peaches. It can be seen that the gods also have to eat. ”

"There is such a theory"

"Nature."

"I still think it's the queen's crookedness?"

Cai glanced at the emperor and did not speak.

After dinner, Cai took out the results of the day and showed them to the emperor.

Explain and analyze at the same time. Very rational and exudes the charm of a contemporary new woman in the 21st century.

Cai Xiaoxiao made all the donations into a simple statistical chart.

The abscissa is the name of an official, and the ordinate is the number of donations.

Cai's method is not difficult, but he uses the knowledge in the system control state.

First, the average is calculated, and then the up and down range is calculated using the formula.

Through the statistical chart, it can be seen that there are basically three obvious ranges of donated money. In this data, the same method is used to calculate the fluctuation range, and the fluctuation range is made on paper.

In this way, the data within the small system can be further analyzed to see if it is fully compliant with the small system.

The first small system is Lord Cai, the second is Lord Xia, and the third is the system of Lord Shui.

If Lord Cai and Lord Xia are both people trusted by the emperor, they are also upright people. Then the system of the water master is particularly prominent.

"How did you tell the difference between these three systems at the beginning?"

"The first choice is to divide the vertical axis into three equal parts, divide them and then calculate their average separately, and then calculate their up and down fluctuations. If someone isn't in this system, they slide straight to the next system, and so on. ”

"Exactly accurate?"

"As long as there are no special circumstances, it is basically accurate."

"What are the special cases?"

"For example, I am now the emperor's man. The emperor donated 100 taels of silver, then I can only donate 99 taels if I reach the sky. But if the emperor tells me, I must donate 200 taels. That's the special case. ”

"Oh, how do you judge this particular situation?"

This needs to be reflected through other events. Including: his usual image, handling of people, officialdom ability, etc. ”

"It's so complicated."

"It's a little complicated, but it's accurate."

"How many skills does the queen have, I don't know?"

Cai glanced at the emperor again, "Congratulations to the emperor." ”

Well, since they are all sent off, the emperor can only give this face.

Whoever made Cai Xiaoxiao's voice so loud that the servants and maids standing outside the door could hear it.

At lunch the next day, Cai Xiaoxiao did not go to the Qinzheng Palace for dinner.

The emperor sent Li Yue's father-in-law to inquire about the situation. Father-in-law Li Yue got the same news as yesterday: without the queen's order, nothing should be disturbed.

The emperor was a little embarrassed.

These days, the emperor has long been accustomed to eating with two people. For the past two days, the emperor has eaten alone, and this meal is a little tasteless.

The emperor is picky, this is not delicious, that is not delicious. After a few bites, I didn't eat.

Father-in-law Li Yue knew that it had little to do with the meal itself. It has something to do with the mood of the people who ate today, and it has something to do with the fact that the queen didn't come today.

In the evening, the emperor went to the Zhaixiu Palace, and the door of the house was still closed. This time, the emperor did not stop the palace people from asking for peace.

Naturally, the voice of the greeting reached the house.

Cai Xiaoxiao was so focused that he only knew that someone was talking outside, but he didn't hear what he said.

The emperor stood outside the house for a while, a little embarrassed.

"What is your mother doing today?"

"Niangniang seems to be studying the documents sent from the emperor that day." Fan replied

"Do you want to watch it again today?"

"Back to the emperor, the slave and maid should be." I was a little unsure about this question.

The emperor pushed open the door, and a wooden barrel fell from the top of his head, landing right in front of the emperor.

The barrel fell to the ground with a thud.

Cai heard this loud noise, raised his head, and looked at the door.

The emperor's face was a little unsightly, and the palace people at the door were so frightened that they knelt directly on the ground.

What if the barrel smashes the emperor?

"Here we are. But the palace said that no one should disturb the palace. It seems that the emperor took the words of the palace as a deaf ear. "Dare to ask Cai Xiaoxiao whether he ate the courage of the ambitious leopard to dare to be so arrogant.

"Presumptuous." The emperor was a little angry.

"This palace has been carefully calculated, and it will definitely not hurt anyone. Just to remind Hongu that someone has come in, be vigilant. Don't be deceived again. ”

The emperor didn't know how to answer.

"Queen, come and kneel for me."

Cai walked over and closed the door. "Your Majesty, it's easy to talk behind closed doors. Don't let the palace people see the joke. ”

"Forget it, for the sake of your employment, I won't care about you."

"The emperor came today with dinner, and it just so happens that the palace is a little hungry."

This can be regarded as Cai Xiaoxiao's step down to the emperor.

After dinner, Cai Yue also analyzed the results of his research for the emperor again.

Things seem to be getting clearer.

On the third day, at lunch time, Cai Xiaoxiao still did not go to the Qinzheng Palace to eat.

The emperor couldn't bear it anymore and drove directly to the Zhaixiu Palace. Father-in-law Li Yue also knew about the emperor and asked him to send this lunch to Zhaixiu Palace.

The emperor was a little angry today and went to the Zhaixiu Palace. Without stopping, without asking, the wind strode forward, walked directly to the door and pushed the door open.

It's quiet today.

Cai saw the emperor coming, and quickly put down the pen in his hand. Walking in front of the emperor, he was very respectful and politely saluted, "The concubines see the emperor, but they don't know that the emperor is coming, and the concubines are far away." ”

The emperor originally wanted to teach Cai Xiaoxiao a lesson, but he didn't expect to be so polite and know etiquette so well.

This wave of operations actually stunned the emperor.

"No courtesy." The emperor said as he walked into the house.

"Emperor Xie, I don't know what happened to the emperor today?" Cai followed behind the emperor.

The emperor was still a little uncomfortable, "Are you guilty?" ”

"The concubine doesn't know what crime she has committed?"

"Why didn't the queen come to the Qinzheng Palace for dinner today, and didn't let people inform the Qinzheng Palace?"

Cai Xiao knelt on the ground and said aggrievedly, "The concubine is guilty, but it's just ......"

"Just what?"

"The concubines haven't gone to the Qinzheng Palace for dinner in the past few days, have you missed the concubines?" Cai Xiao knelt on the ground and actually sprinkled coquettishly.

I really don't know what it means to blush.

"I just miss the past, when I ate quietly alone, these days are a rare opportunity." The emperor still said with a serious look.

Cai Xiao pouted, "It's okay, it's okay if the emperor doesn't miss the concubine, just miss the emperor." However, the sky of June is really hot, and every day at noon is the hottest and the sun is the most poisonous. The whole harem knows that the concubine is an unfavored queen, if she is exposed to the scorching sun every day. The concubine estimated that the concubine's face should be rougher than the hands of the palace maid of the Huanyi Bureau. I'm afraid that I will embarrass the emperor when the time comes. So, even if you are not favored, at least, you still have to pay attention to your face. Yes, Your Majesty. "This wave of coquettishness and cuteness is really good.

The emperor had no expression, listening to what Cai Xiaoxiao said, his heart was still beautiful. But the tone was still a little disgusted, "Finally, I still have a little self-knowledge." ”

"That's it. Dine with the emperor every day, the emperor is so wise. The so-called, those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black. The concubines should still make some progress, otherwise how can they be worthy of the emperor's dragon meal. "This sycophant is also filmed before and after the ancients.

"What did you say, what did the dragon say?" The emperor asked in some surprise.

"Your Majesty, you are the true son of the dragon, of course your meal is a dragon meal." This wave of bright, cute, and innocent smiles is so beautiful.

"What nonsense to make up." Although the emperor said this, he was very happy to hear it, and then asked, "Why don't you come to the Qinzheng Palace for dinner these days?" ”

"Your Majesty, eating is of course very important. But everyone has a love for beauty, and concubines are no exception. Besides, it's nothing to be hungry, you can't have a big problem, you can't die. Cai Xiao said very clearly while pretending to be coquettish.

"I command you now, you must come tomorrow. If you don't come, I'll drag you out to play fifty boards, and if you don't come the next day, you will continue to play fifty until you come, understand! "It's still a little harsh, but I can tell that he cares about Cai Xiaoxiao.

"Oh." Cai Xiao pouted and replied a little reluctantly.

"The paperwork reads slowly, not in a hurry. Don't damage your body, the gains outweigh the losses. ”

"Oh." Cai pouted and said coquettishly.

At noon the next day, as soon as Cai Xiaoxiao and Fan Er walked to the gate of Zhaixiu Palace, a little eunuch saluted Cai Xiaoxiao, "The queen is auspicious, the slave is sent by the emperor to pick you up, please go to the bridge." ”

This can make Cai Yu beautiful, and the corners of his mouth went up directly, but he didn't think about it, and he got on the sedan chair directly. After sitting in the sedan chair, Cai Xiaoxiao whispered, "It seems that this emperor is still very good, there is a bit of a domineering president, my sister is very satisfied." ”

When he arrived at the Qinzheng Palace, Cai Xiaoxiao walked up to the emperor very happily, with a big smile and a cheerful tone, "The concubine asks the emperor for peace, the emperor is blessed with Jin'an, and the emperor Xie sent someone to pick up the concubine." ”

"So happy to pick you up?" Looking at Cai Xiao, who was so happy and cheerful, the emperor was also happy in his heart, but his expression was still serious, after all, this was in line with the emperor's majestic identity.

"Yes, for the emperor, maybe there is nothing special about this. But for the concubines, it finally feels like a strong backer. ”

was described by Cai Yu, and the emperor was also a little short of words. A casual act of his own would bring him so much joy.

The emperor is sometimes a little confused, and Cai Xiaoxiao sometimes has very small women, who are very cute and love to be coquettish and annoying. Sometimes, it is really underbeaten, underbeaten, and looks as cold as ice.

Cai Yu made the emperor more and more confused.