I'd like to digress here, although I did encounter many, many green teas in high school. But for this kind of thing, I'm really not very good at tearing green tea, all the experiences I see are learned on Douyin, if there is something bad about tearing, I hope you will give more advice......

I'll say another digression, it's not that I don't have the right three views, it's that I sometimes really envy the nonsense of green tea...... I'm a straight woman of steel through and through, and I can coax people to coax people [Admire?!] Envious!! The old steel bars can't hold me back!! 】。 If I had 1/3 of the ability to green tea, I wouldn't be single until now!

And because I have been single for a long time, I now write the emotional dramas of the male and female protagonists all because of my impression of idol dramas...... There is also drooling when I knock cp......

Is there a harder romance writer than me?

At least there is no galaxy left......

The most heart-wrenching thing is my dear father, who now doesn't urge me to study hard when he sees me, and his mouth is full of his son-in-law, when will he bring it back to him.

I don't know when I'll become a popular writer, and I hope that in the future my precious readers will see this passage in this book of archaeology. Can you introduce me to a few young and handsome little brothers.

Yunyun kowtows to you here!!!

Don't say much to the heart...... Ay......

I was probably a fool in my last life.

Don't let me travel back into my own book......

I probably won't even survive a wedge.

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Luo Yihuan and Zhongsun Yanhe returned to the palace, Luo Yihuan was even more dizzy from bumps all the way, and it took a long time to recover in Fengyi Palace.

Luo Yihuan had just recovered a little bit, and wanted to eat a little sour apricots from Yongning's tribute, but he didn't expect Luo Qingcen to come, Luo Yihuan was helpless, so he had to let Luo Qingcen meet him, Luo Qingcen came to Luo Yihuan's bedroom and asked for peace with grace: "The concubine has just returned to the palace, and the emperor and the queen have been away from the palace for so long, but the concubine misses it very much!" ”

"Vomit ......!!" When Luo Yihuan heard this, he spit it out again, Luo Qingcen walked up to take a look, Luo Yihuan raised his hand and pointed at her and said, "Don't get close to the palace, give me back!" ”

Luo Qingcen twitched the corner of her mouth, took a few steps back and said with a smile: "The queen's reaction is really exaggerated, it is said that when the concubine was serving the first queen, she also saw a woman pregnant and the first queen, in order not to let the emperor worry, she has been very forbearing...... Speaking of which, the queen is still blessed, and making such a look, our emperor is very distressed. ”

"Huh??? I think you really misunderstood the emperor about this matter, if it were me, I would let your queen mother vomit desperately, because even if he spit out a Demon Immortal Castle, the emperor would not look at him more. You two are too self-inflicted, aren't you? Luo Yihuan said with a disgusted face.

"You ......" Luo Qingcen was choked speechless, smiled and said: "It is said that the queen is nothing more than a continuation of the emperor, although it is Wu Futian's deep spy love from Huang Sheng and the original queen, I want to ...... when the emperor and the queen have a round house."

"Hey, sister, if you say this, I won't be sleepy, I really didn't hit you, don't you think I'm old and pregnant, and I can't remember the previous things clearly. When the emperor and that woman got married, but Baba ran to me, I was ashamed of him, I was ashamed of him, and I pushed the emperor back. Why are you still using this to stimulate me? I'm embarrassed to use this to stimulate you, and you still slap yourself in the face with this, I feel sorry for you, your own two-skin face! But that's right, your two-skinned face that is comparable to the city wall fights...... It may not hurt very much. Luo Yihuan said with a smile.

Luo Qingcen was shocked.

Is it the wrong way to open it????

Is this still the half-dead Luo Yihuan???

Luo Yihuan blinked and asked, "Yo?" Why didn't Jieyu speak??? Could it be that after wearing human skin for a long time, I suddenly forgot what to say about human words, and I just want to open my mouth and bark, and I am afraid of being discovered? ? ”

"The queen guards the lord of the six palaces, even if she reprimands the palace concubine, you have to consider your identity." Luo Qingcen asked.

"Oh...... Reprimanded the palace concubine, you reminded me, twilight, what punishment do you think should be given to me like Jieyu just now? ”

Luo Yihuan asked.

Twilight dragged her head and thought for a while and said, "Beat it??? ”

Luo Yihuan shook his head: "It's not novel enough." ”

Twilight blinked: "Hang it up and smoke it??? ”

Luo Yihuan sighed: "The person who smoked her is not tired on such a hot day??" ”

"Then what do you want to do, I can't help it anyway." Twilight shrugged her shoulders.

Luo Yihuan suddenly saw that he had vomited the spittoon for a long time, and pointed to the spittoon with his chin: "Otherwise, please trouble Jieyu baby to eat all the delicacies of the mountains and seas I just vomited, after all, this is the emperor's intention, and it is not good to waste it." And I think you are so unfavored, the emperor should have never taken such good care of you, right? You're welcome to come, come and try it. ”

Luo Qingcen's face instantly turned into a piece of black iron.

However, Luo Yihuan tilted his head and asked the palace maid who was waiting: "She doesn't listen to me, you just watch there, it's really a good locomotive~"

"Yes, in accordance with the Queen's will." Several palace maids knelt down with Luo Qingcen, and Luo Qingcen's face turned pale: "Queen Mother, you insult me so much, let the emperor know, and you will definitely be punished." ”

"Hey...... Big sister, I said that if you eat one more peanut, you won't get drunk like this. I tell you, I spare you a life, and that's because I'm merciful and generous. Even if I beat you to death here today, the emperor won't ask more, no, the emperor will ask me more, the emperor will ask me, does my hand hurt? Luo Yihuan suddenly became interested, "I think these things for him to eat are indeed quite excessive, and if he doesn't eat them to death, I don't want to do anything to him, after all, if he is killed now, there will be no fun in the future, come and come, let's take him to the yard." ”

A few people twisted Luo Qingcen to the yard, Luo Yihuan gnawed on the big apple with relish, watching Luo Qingcen being sunburned, Luo Yihuan, who was sitting in the middle of a pile of ice cubes, asked, "What's the matter, Jieyu is not good??? Oops...... On such a hot day, tsk, come and come, this palace will give you coolness. ”

Luo Yihuan said that he took off his armor, picked up the spittoon and fell directly on Luo Qingcen's body with a bang, Luo Qingcen trembled and screamed, but unfortunately let some liquid flow into his mouth and fainted directly with disgust.

Luo Yihuan laughed distressedly: "Wow! Yo Yo Yo ...... It's so pitiful, my god hahahahahaha...... Come on, come on, expose her here, if it's hot, pour those ice cubes on her, and notify the people of Xiangyun Palace to pull her away, hahahaha...... Let's go back, let's go and study what to spit out today, lalala~~"

Twilight followed Luo Yihuan back to the dormitory, and Luo Yihuan touched his circle without leaving it [That's how it was written, right?? It feels weird ......] Stomach is especially happy with how she did today.

Twilight looked at Luo Yihuan's little jiojio and couldn't help laughing and said, "Tut-tut, you and the emperor are really a perfect match......

"Hey, why?" [Who knows how many times I typed this quotation mark before I typed it!!! Ahh

"When it's good, it's really good, when it's bad, it's fairy, a few days ago, I was half-dead, why are I so energetic today? You see that you just bullied others, and I can't even stand it. Twilight said.

"Tsk...... You can't stand it anymore, won't your conscience hurt when you say this? I saw that you were almost laughing and crying when you just saw it. Luo Yihuan looked skeptical.

"That's right, I've learned to hide my sadness with a smile, hahahahahahahahaha......haha......ha Take it easy, the child is almost out of laughter. ”

"Hahahaha, what's the matter, you can still laugh and have a baby everywhere???"

"Hahahahaha Luo Yihuan picked up the pillow on the side and threw it on Twilight, Twilight hugged the pillow and asked, "Oh, Jieyu has also cleaned up, you are also happy, what are we going to eat at night?" ”

"Doesn't what we eat at night depend on what the emperor eats at night?" Luo Yihuan smiled, "Since you have chosen to get back on good terms with the emperor, then you are going to go to my husband for dinner in the evening." ”

"Wouldn't it be nice to do this sooner??" Twilight asked.

"It's too late now, you go and tell the emperor, I'm going to have dinner with him at night, and ask him to prepare something sour for me." Luo Yihuan said.

"You love sour things so much, it seems that you are a little prince in this child!"

"Although I don't favor sons over daughters, I always think that this must be a little prince, do you dare to bet with me?" Luo Yihuan, who was holding the reference answer, asked rather insidiously.

"Bet on what? I didn't say that you want to give birth to a princess and bet with you, wouldn't I suffer a loss? Twilight shook the pillow and put it on the couch in a posture to fight back, and instructed the guards of Fengyi Palace to take care of the dormitory before going to find Zhongsun Yanhe.

Zhongsun Yanhe was very happy when he heard that Luo Yihuan wanted to eat with him, and when he heard that Luo Yihuan wanted to eat sour, he ran directly to the imperial dining room.

"Give me all the eighty-two years old vinegar that Yongning paid tribute to!!"

I saw Zhongsun Yanhe pick up each vinegar pot on a small plate, pick up a chopstick and taste it, and rinse his mouth very seriously while tasting it, but he still stuck out his tongue and felt that he was already sour and was about to cry......

At this time, Luo Qingcen, who had changed his clothes, ran to Zhongsun Yanhe crying: "Your Majesty, the queen mother, she ...... Ahhh ”

Luo Qingcen appeared so suddenly that he was so frightened that Zhongsun Yanhe turned around and collided directly with Luo Qingcen, and suddenly vomited all the gastric juice from Zhongsun Yanhe's overturned river and sea on Luo Qingcen's body, and Zhongsun Yanhe pushed Luo Qingcen away at once: "Huh...... Stay away from me, you're going to scare people to death, come here suddenly. ”

Luo Qingcen looked at his clothes and cried all of a sudden, and Zhongsun Yanhe waved his hand: "Still crying!" I...... It's not that you're crying or crying, don't you think I'm annoying enough? Hey, hurry up and take a few people back to Xiangyun Palace to wash up, and then I don't want to see you in the last few months!! It's disgusting for you! ”

Zhongsun Yanhe turned around to leave, walked a few steps, frowned, covered his nose, and took away his favorite bottle of old vinegar in his arms.

A poem suddenly comes to mind:

I was going to light the moon with my heart, but Mingyue wanted to kill me......

Luo Qingcen returned to Xiangyun Palace indignantly.

"The emperor and queen husband and wife are simply too much for me, and the way you insult me is the same!"

Luo Qingcen said to Kuzhu with an uneven face.

"Hey, the way the emperor and queen Qin Se and Ming are also special enough, Jieyu Niangniang has suffered hardship." Kuzhu said.

"Why do the two of them always have to sacrifice others? I really can't swallow this breath. ”

"This breath tastes quite big, it's all your ability to swallow it......"

"No, why is my aunt even burying me with you now?" Luo Qingcen wanted to cry without tears.

"But I'm right, it seems that the ban is tossed like this with the queen's mother. The smell on your body is indeed quite big, if you can swallow this breath. I'm ...... Belch...... Vomit!! Kuzhu fantasized too much, and suddenly his throat came up and spit on Luo Qingcen's clothes.

"Ahh

A terrible scream pierced the palace.

The flying crows within a radius of five miles were all frightened and quacked.

"Hahahahaha...... Hahahahaha!! Luo Yihuan slapped the table with a smile, and Zhongsun Yanhe smiled and sandwiched a piece of spicy and sour beef for Luo Yihuan and said, "Luo Qingcen was vomited by his own maid, are you so happy?" ”

Luo Yi, who heard the news, leaned forward and leaned back with laughter: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha ”

Looking at Luo Yihuan, who was particularly cute with his waist pinched, Zhongsun Yanhe shook his head and asked helplessly: "Then dare to ask our queen mother, what are you angry about?" ”

"This idea is obviously mine, but you and Kuzhu? My aunt stole my ideas, and I was angry, and I laughed, but I wasn't happy. Luo Yihuan said.

"Okay, good, the creativity is all what we like, Yihuan, you eat more, you see how thin you are." Zhongsun Yanhe nodded with infinite affection, while giving Luo Yihuan a dish, and also pushed his carefully selected Yongning vinegar to Luo Yihuan, Luo Yihuan smelled it and said that he liked the taste too much, and immediately poured a small plate and happily ate the meal.