Chapter 4 Basic Operations of Uncle
This...... What the hell!
No kidding, Qin Fangzhou felt that his heart was about to jump out.
In this dilapidated red brick house, which already made people feel a little creepy, a woman in white suddenly crawled out, and no one could calm down. The key is her white and wrinkled skin, how disgusting it looks, as if she has been soaked in water for an unknown number of years.
Moreover, her slow crawling movements distorted all kinds of weird and surprising angles, and it was impossible for normal people to unlock this position.
It's not human, is it?
It's definitely not human, is it?
Qin Fangzhou was also fat, and after taking three or four steps back, he actually stood still, put on a posture as if he was facing a great enemy, tilted his head and frowned to observe carefully.
In the process of observation, the woman with slimy black water was moving towards Qin Fangzhou at a slow speed.
"Boy, what are you doing there? Do you want to wait for her to write the word 'miserable' on your lap? ”
There was a reminder of the head of the chicken nest behind him.
Upon hearing this, Qin Fangzhou came back to his senses a little and took a few steps back: "What is this thing...... What is it?? ”
The head of the chicken nest slowly lit a cigarette: "Don't talk nonsense, go to the back seat of my car, open the blue tin box, and bring me the contents over." ”
Qin Fangzhou opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but when he turned his head to look, he was stunned to find that this strange woman's crawling speed was ...... It seemed to get faster, and her pupilless eyes, hidden in the wet black hair, seemed to have locked their course.
So without saying a word, he ran back to the small dilapidated pickup truck, opened the back seat, and quickly turned out a blue tin box.
"It's ...... Is there something hiding that could subdue that thing? ”
For some reason, Qin Fangzhou gradually felt a sense of excitement in his heart.
It seems that once you accept the setting of this world, all the mystery and the unknown become interesting.
With anticipation, Qin Fangzhou broke open the blue iron box with some difficulty.
However......
Qin Fangzhou didn't see the imaginary commotion object, and originally wondered if there was any copper coin sword, silver bullet pistol or something hidden here...... But after opening it, there was not even a ghost drawing.
Some......
Just a piece of the bag opened and ate half of the Snickers.
"Is there a mistake?"
Qin Fangzhou tossed around in the back seat for a while, making sure that there was only this iron box that he had opened.
"Waste, can you be more efficient?"
At this time, the voice of the head of the chicken nest full of disdain came from the yard.
Qin Fangzhou no longer hesitated, directly took out this half of the Snickers from the box, and walked back to the courtyard quickly, before he could speak, he was shocked to find ......
The strange woman who was still crawling on the ground just now had crawled along the legs of the chicken nest head and climbed onto his back, a pair of miserable white wrinkled hands, stubbornly picking at his collarbone, her nails were black and rotten, and her wet black hair gradually tied the body of the chicken nest head like a vine, and a pair of white eyes without pupils seemed to burst out of the eye sockets, especially the cracked mouth that faintly made a "clucking" sound, and disgusting black water flowed out, and the clothes of the chicken nest head, I've been soaked with this black water......
However, the head of the chicken nest looked disapproving, still with the lazy appearance of dragging it unwanted, with one hand in his pocket and a cigarette in the other, looking at Qin Fangzhou's pair of dead fish eyes, still revealing an unconcealable disgust: "Throw things over." ”
"You...... You have ...... on your back."
"I know you're not blind, but you're probably deaf and can't hear what I'm saying?"
Qin Fangzhou hesitantly picked up the half of the Snickers in his hand: "But you...... Are you sure this thing works? ”
"Use plastic wrap to catch ghosts, and use chocolate to fight ghosts. Do you have a little common sense for survival? Don't rub it off, throw it over! ”
“……”
Qin Fangzhou's heart was still full of suspicion, but seeing that the strange woman was about to bite her ear with this chicken nest, he no longer hesitated, and raised his hand to throw this half of the Snickers over.
The head of the chicken nest took the Snickers, tore off the bag, put the chocolate between his hands and shook it fiercely, and quickly rubbed and smeared it.
At this moment, the strange woman on his back was twisting her movements, touching his hair with her white wrinkled hands......
"I'll put up with biting my ears, but I warn you, dare to touch my hairstyle and try it."
"Giggle......
The strange woman really tried it, and with one hand, she slightly touched a handful of curly hair on the head of the chicken nest.
The head of the chicken nest twitched his eyelids, raised a large hand covered with chocolate, grabbed the strange woman's hair, and made a fierce over-the-shoulder fall.
Boom.
The strange woman was slammed, and the foul black water burst from her, and a cry similar to the wailing of a wild cat came from her mouth.
The head of the chicken nest obviously did not give up, smeared the chocolate on the sole of his hand, and then raised his foot and kicked at the strange woman, kick after kick, the movement was coherent and smooth, and it was free to retract, which was called a combination of rigidity and softness.
While kicking, he also scolded: "It's all said, don't, touch, Lao Tzu, hairstyle." ”
With his kicking action, the strange woman's body burst out of black water rhythmically.
This irritable operation completely stunned Qin Fangzhou.
He basically had a judgment now......
This strange woman may not be human.
But this chicken nest head is a real dog!
……
Half a minute later.
The strange woman completely lay down and didn't move.
The head of the chicken nest had a comfortable expression on his face that had just come out of the bathhouse, the cigarette was extinguished, he pulled up the strange woman's long black hair, dragged her to the direction of the wooden door of the red brick house, and slowly threw a sentence towards Qin Fangzhou: "Put away your adoring eyes, it's just a basic operation." Enter the house. ”
Qin Fangzhou was really shocked, he subconsciously sighed, hesitated for a moment, and then quickly followed.
Entered the house and turned on the lights.
An old musty smell came faintly, and when I looked up, the inside of this house was not much cleaner than the outside of the yard.
The room, which is about 20 square meters, is full of mechanical parts and electronic products.
To the left-hand side of the door, there are all sorts of broken TVs and old refrigerators, including some black-and-white TVs that have long been out of print, and some red-and-white game consoles that were popular in the last century.
On the right-hand side, relatively neat, a broken and painted bookshelf was filled with all kinds of card board game boxes, except for a few common ones on the market, there were at least a dozen or twenty kinds of packaging that Qin Fangzhou had never seen.
In the center of the room, there was an extremely old-fashioned desk, the green paint of the table top almost completely cleaned.
On the desktop, there is a computer monitor with a brain lift, and next to the monitor, there is a stack of papers.
"This is your card house?"
Qin Fangzhou really couldn't believe that such a place like a garbage recycling bin could let him figure out what mysterious truth?
The head of the chicken nest muttered casually, "To be exact, it's 'our' card house." ”
As he spoke, he carried the strange woman under his claws high on his shoulders, walked to a black and white TV, turned on the switch, and when the screen began to flicker with snowflakes, he shoved the strange woman into the screen......
"What are you doing?"
"Send her back to her hometown."
Before the words fell, the upper body of this strange woman suddenly disappeared into the TV screen.
Qin Fangzhou was surprised in his heart.
Before he could react, the head of the chicken nest raised his feet, kicked the strange woman's buttocks, and stepped on her entirely, then turned off the TV and turned his head to look at Qin Fangzhou: "Did you bring a pen?" ”
Qin Fangzhou was stunned: "What are you doing with a pen?" ”
"Sign an agreement."
As he spoke, Ji Wotou twisted his neck, turned around and sat down behind the old desk, took out a document from the drawer, and threw it in front of Qin Fangzhou.
"I can tell you ...... after signing this agreement"
"What kind of shit is in this world."