Chapter 81: If You Get in the Car, I'll Die

"Dead, going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to ascend to heaven, bastard Mu Chengfeng, you save me." Holding Mu Chengfeng's thighs, the double ponytails cried and moved the world. Crying and retching, retching and crying, weak and pitiful. The little white finch was a few steps away from Mu Chengfeng, and he didn't dare to come over, for fear that his stink would stain Mu Chengfeng's body.

Yu Lan has already dodged far away, there are two self-propelled biological and chemical weapons with double ponytails and little white finch, and whoever sees it is hilarious.

was hugged by the thighs of the double ponytail, Mu Chengfeng pushed the head of the double ponytail with a look of disgust: "Bastard, stay away from me." ”

"I don't, I don't, if you don't save me, I'll die next to you, and I'm disgusting and disgusting." The double ponytail doesn't care what Mu Chengfeng feels, she also wants Mu Chengfeng to feel the same pain as her. Vomit –

"Master, what should I do master!"

One cries, one makes trouble, and the other hides far away, the sins of heaven are forgivable, and the sins of oneself cannot live.

The ancients did not deceive me.

"Yu Lan come over and drive, you guys go up for me and change the route!" Looking at the situation in front of him, Mu Chengfeng had to solve the trouble of these two guys first.

"I don't want it, you stink to death, I won't open it!"

Yu Lan will never compromise, what kind of international jokes, close contact with three exploding biological and chemical weapons, unless she shows her brain, it is absolutely impossible.

"Mu Xiaoya, go, your sister Yulan is disobedient, give her a hug and let her have a longer memory!"

He glanced at the double ponytail, he wanted Yu Lan to see what color it was.

After listening to Mu Chengfeng's words, the double ponytail held back his tears, and turned his head to look at Yu Lan expressionlessly: "Sister Yu Lan, you will listen to the bastard Mu Chengfeng, right." ”

Looking at the open arms of the double ponytails and the cruel smile on Mu Chengfeng's lips, Yu Lan felt that the sky was dark, and a dark and boundless terrifying depression was boiling wantonly on her.

"I'm driving, can't I open it?" The brother and sister are also about to collapse Yu Lan. "I can drive, but you must not sit in the car, or I will die for you."

This is Yu Lan's last stubbornness.

"Let's talk about it again."

Boom! Yu Lan really hit his head on the car, and a red piece came out of his forehead: "No, there is no need to discuss, and I will die to show you." ”

"Stop, stop, don't go on the top of the car like this, I'm afraid of you."

I didn't expect Yu Lan to be so rigid in this matter, which made Mu Chengfeng worried. If you make a car roof in the winter, wouldn't it be a person who will freeze to death?

A simple modification was made, and a wind shield was supported on it, and Mu Chengfeng had the confidence to take two small ones to sit on the roof of the car and look at the black soil and yellow sand.

One left and one right, the little white finch and the double ponytail each hold one arm, and the temperature will still be there if you squeeze it. Although it stinks, but this is also a matter of no way, after all, the wood is already in the boat. And the double ponytail hugged Mu Chengfeng for so long, even if it was fragrant, it became stinky.

"Ahh As soon as I took a deep breath, I could smell the diffuse stench, and I didn't bring the bottle of perfume to Yu Lan, regretting that I didn't do it at the beginning.

"I'm sorry master, the white finch stinks ......" nested in Mu Chengfeng's arms, the white finch was sad to death, and blamed himself for accidentally getting a stinky mud and troublesome the master.

"Hmph, it's just going to stink, stinky shit, big bastard......"

The white finch is honest, but some people are not honest, although the nose is blocked, but the strong penetrating power is not enough to block the nose......

"Shut up, it's not all your fault, you can't beat a lowest-level demonic beast, what else do you have to say, fortunately, this spray is stinky mud, if it's highly poisonous, do you have to catch it all?"

Facing Mu Chengfeng's questioning, the double ponytail pouted silently, although I knew that I was wrong, but I just didn't want to admit what was wrong, bastard Mu Chengfeng, you came to bite me.

"Then what should we do, master, the white finch has no experience yet, so、So ......"

Rubbing the head that stretched out, Mu Chengfeng was satisfied with his addiction.

"To deal with different enemies, you have to have different strategies, of course, the most important thing is that you have to pay attention to every movement on the demonic beast's body, when you see it open its mouth and look up, you must know that this guy is often going to roar or spit out some mess, when you see a slight arch on the back and a slight squat on the hind legs, you must know that it is going to sprint or pounce."

"The Sludge Monster has no legs!"

"Shut up!"

A hand knife slapped on the tail of the double horse, Mu Chengfeng continued: "Different demonic beasts have different attack methods, in your future hunting, you will also encounter this strange demonic beast, spraying water, thunder, spitting fire, infinite power, extraordinary speed, no one hunting method can adapt to all occasions. So at this time, you have to activate your brains, the coordination of the squad, the application of the terrain, the tactical setting, you have to use all the means you can at the moment, and then go and defeat the enemy. ”

"Hmph, bastard Mu Chengfeng didn't tell me, the stinky mud monster would vomit such a disgusting thing, otherwise I would definitely not have been tricked."

The double ponytail is not convinced, if he knew in advance, he would definitely not be so embarrassed, and the most infuriating thing is that there is no introduction to the stinky mud monster in the book, which is too annoying.

In fact, this is an untold secret that has been passed down among hunters, and every little hunter will be baptized by a stinky sludge monster, and then these people who have suffered will pass this secret to the next group of people, and this secret will never appear in books.

When Mu Chengfeng first entered the industry, he also received the baptism of the stinky mud monster, and now this pain can finally be transferred to others, a little more routine and a little more love, you and I make this world more beautiful, it's strange.

Of course, Mu Chengfeng will not explain this kind of thing to the double ponytail, the explanation is to cover up, there is no need, maybe in a few years, this guy will transfer this pain to others. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, but the front waves always have to leave some commemoration for the back waves, and the waves are very happy.

"It's best not to think like that, because every demonic beast you can't come across is something you've ever known about, and what if you come across a brand new species you haven't seen before?"

"I, if I can't beat it, I'll run......"

The double ponytail pouted, if it doesn't work, I'll take thirty-six plans as the best policy.

Mu Chengfeng was speechless, which little bastard was surrounded by layers and almost eaten last time, doesn't he have a long memory? Wake up kid, human opponents aren't just demonic beasts, and these ideas aren't just effective against demonic beasts.