Chapter 187: Mustard Biscuits
"Wait, what else can I do?"
Xie Xiao shrugged his shoulders helplessly.
He just investigated the comic convention, but he didn't investigate what the comic con was or what these cosers were, and he just thought he was sitting in the audience and watching the performance.
Who knows that?
There are single and double performances on the stage, most of them are dancing, and occasionally singing, the style is all strange style, anyway, Jian Wei'an and Xie Xiao can't understand it.
“…… Okay, now it's our last contestant, and he's bringing the Pure Land of Dance Bliss! Everyone is welcome~" After the cheongsam host finished speaking softly and cutely, he saw a man in a flowing blue and black robe walk onto the stage.
"That's ...... Teacher in general! Jian Wei'an looked at the pale "person" on the stage and couldn't help but exclaim.
Although at first I couldn't see it because of the powder on my face, I could barely see it from my facial features after staring at it for a long time.
"I'll go! What a thing! ”
Xie Xiao also stared at the people on the stage for a while, and took out the photo of the general teacher to compare, and it took a long time to recognize it!
The two of them couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths and glanced at each other, both seeing the speechlessness and surprise on each other's faces.
Although I knew that this general teacher liked cosplay, and I guessed that he would come to the comic con, I didn't expect him to be so bold and go straight to the competition!
It's good if it's gone, but it's over......
What does the teacher want to do? Oh my God!
"What now?" Xie Xiao frowned slightly and looked at the general teacher who was dancing a little stiffly on the stage, feeling that his face was about to cramp, "Then after the general teacher comes down, we will directly pull him away?" ”
"That's all there is to it." Jian Wei'an nodded.
After all, now in public, there are so many people, it's not good for them to go up and arrest people directly, right?
It's just that this dance is a little long, and Jian Wei'an and Xie Xiao are about to yawn.
It's finally over, the eyes of the two of them lit up, and they wanted to arrest him when they stared at the general teacher, but they didn't think that they would not get off the stage at all, but the previous performers were on stage.
Jian Wei'an: "......"
Xie Xiao: "......"
What's going on here?
"Okay, I've watched the performances of our seven contestants, and there are two more mini-games next~" The cheongsam host said with a smile, "On the props!" ”
I saw that two large long tables had been brought up, put together, and covered with a large red cloth, and on the tables were biscuits and mustard, as well as paper and pens and other things.
"Or ...... Shall we find a chair to sit on? ”
Seeing that the stage was excitedly playing the game of you draw and guess, Jian Wei'an couldn't help but helplessly help his forehead, and pulled Xie Xiao to propose.
"Great idea!" Xie Xiao nodded very approvingly, so the two of them held hands and squeezed out of the crowd
went, and then found two small benches and sat down.
It's a show and a game, and the devil knows when it's going to end?
They had been standing for a long time, and their legs were almost numb.
"Is this comic con underfunded? So many people watched it, and they didn't even send a small bench. Xie Xiao looked at the group of cosers who were pressed and couldn't help but shake his head.
"I don't know." Jian Wei'an shrugged his shoulders, "Are you thirsty, I see that there are drinks sold there, shall I buy two glasses?" ”
"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Xie Xiao looked at Jian Wei'an with a smile, and immediately stood up and walked towards the drink seller, "Of course this kind of thing is a man!" ”
Where is the reason to let your girlfriend buy drinks?
“…… Good! Now that we only have three players left on the field, let's move on to the next round of the game - to see who can eat mustard better! ”
One of the two games on the stage has ended, and what remains is the general sensei, Hatsune Miku Coser and a short little Shota.
Now the pen and paper you drew and I guess had been taken down, and the three cosers sat in a chair, each with a biscuit and a bottle of mustard and a glass of water in front of them.
"Then now we're going to start the competition, three contestants, please listen - there are three biscuits and mustard in the competition, and whoever eats it first will win! And the most important point, you have to eat it with a blank face, and you can't cry spicy! The cheongsam host looked at the three of them with a wicked smile, very gloating.
"Wow! It's exciting! ”
"Hahaha, mustard!"
"Hatsune-chan, come on!"
The cosers in the audience and the people watching were a little excited, obviously very interested in the game.
“…… Eating mustard cookies? The corners of Jian Wei'an's mouth couldn't help twitching, just thinking about the choking smell of mustard, she couldn't help but shake her body.
So, is this game self-abusive?
Speaking skills, the game has already started - of course, for the fairness of the game, it was the staff of the Comic Con party who squeezed the mustard into the cookies, which was really a dead hand, and the mustard was about to fall out between the two cookies!
The three of them are all eating in small bites, and they have to drink water if they eat a little, otherwise the cliff will cry!
The teacher is a corpse, and his taste nerves are long gone, but he is also a drama spirit, and he is stunned to pretend to be the same as the real thing.
"Does anyone want to try a mustard cookie too?"
At this moment, the host came to do something again, she looked at everyone with a box of biscuits and smiled evilly, selling the mustard biscuits in her hand.
Naturally, everyone below waved their hands again and again, so they shouldn't do such a masochistic thing!
At this time, Xie Xiao, who had finished buying a drink, walked over with two cups of freshly baked iced milk tea, and happened to be targeted by the host.
The cheongsam host looked at it with a bright eye
Xie Xiao waved his hand at him a little excitedly: "Hey~ The handsome guy over there, do you want to eat cookies?" ”
As soon as he shouted like this, everyone's eyes were focused on Xie Xiao, looking at him with sympathy and good fun.
"Eating cookies?" Xie Xiao, who was suddenly stared at, looked at the host with a confused expression, why did he invite him to eat cookies?
And Jian Wei'an, who was sitting, couldn't help but widen her eyes when she saw this scene, she quickly stood up and was about to shout: "Xie Xiao, you don't ......"
"Handsome guy, give face~" The bubble host took the microphone and shouted, directly overshadowing Jian Wei'an's voice.
She handed the biscuit to the staff next to her, and the staff walked directly to Xie Xiao with the biscuit.
"I'm inviting you to eat for free~Welcome to taste~" The host smiled sweetly, and the onlookers also looked like they were watching a good show, and they didn't tell the truth.
The only thing I wanted to say was Jian Wei'an's voice was overshadowed by the voice in the host's microphone, but when he wanted to walk over, Xie Xiao had already picked up the biscuits.
"Oh, thank you~"
Xie Xiao didn't think much about it, he picked up the biscuit casually and threw it into his mouth and ate it.
Mustard is a thing, you can't eat the spicy and choking smell when you first eat it, but as Xie Xiao chews, the choking spicy taste soon fills Xie Xiao's entire mouth!
"it!"
Xie Xiao's face turned white all of a sudden, this smell ...... Nima isn't wasabi!
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Xie Xiao couldn't stop coughing, he wanted to spit out the mustard biscuits in his mouth, but there was no trash can found nearby, Xie Xiao's spicy face suddenly turned red, and tears were about to rush out.
"Hurry, hurry! Give him water! ”
The host was also taken aback, she didn't expect Xie Xiao to be so tiger, and she stuffed all the cookies into it in one bite!
"Xie Xiao!"
Jian Wei'an hurriedly rushed to Xie Xiao's side, she grabbed Xie Xiao's hand and stuffed the iced milk tea in Xie Xiao's hand into Xie Xiao's mouth.
"You're stupid, you don't drink a drink!" Jian Wei'an looked at Xie Xiao with some concern, and quickly patted him on the back, "How is it, are you okay?" ”
"Hmm...... cough cough ......" Xie Xiao drank half a cup of milk tea in one gulp, and tears flowed out uncontrollably, "I...... Ahem! ”
"Okay, okay, if you can't speak, don't say it yet." Jian Wei'an looked at Xie Xiao helplessly, pulled him and asked him to sit down and slow down.
"Ahem, I'm really sorry, I originally wanted to make a little joke." The host couldn't help but feel a little guilty when she looked at Xie Xiao's appearance, she quickly took two dolphin pillows and walked in front of Jian Wei'an and Xie Xiao, "This is for you, it's an apology!" ”
Jian Wei'an glanced at the supporter and waved his hand: "No need." ”
"I'm so embarrassed to ask for it!" The host simply stuffed the pillow into Jian Wei'an's arms, this
before leaving and returning to the stage.
After about five or six minutes, Xie Xiao drank all the two cups of iced milk tea, and then he felt a little more comfortable, and he stopped coughing all the time.
"Xie Xiao, how are you now? Is there anything wrong with it? Jian Wei'an held Xie Xiao's face and looked at him with a little worry.
Xie Xiao, who wanted to say that he was fine, saw Jian Wei'an so worried, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, and the expression on his face became distorted.
"Ouch! My belly ...... My stomach hurts a little......" Xie Xiao covered his stomach and looked at Jian Wei'an pitifully, "Maybe I ate mustard and drank ice, and my stomach can't stand it." ”
"Huh?" There was a hint of panic on Jian Wei'an's face, "Then what should I do?" ”
She turned her head to look at the platform where the game was about to end, and then looked at Xie Xiao, her face was a little tangled: "That...... Then I'll call you 120? ”
After all, the general teacher hasn't solved it yet, but she can't ignore Xie Xiao.
"Poof! Hahaha! An'an, I'm kidding you, I'm fine! Xie Xiao laughed triumphantly, "It's better if you kiss me~"
"Smack!"
The worried look on Jian Wei'an's face gradually disappeared, and finally gave Xie Xiao a blank look.
"Kiss your head!"
(End of chapter)
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