"Of course!"

One of the bodyguards said:

"Originally, we didn't want to do anything with you, but my young lady is dead set on you, so we are also forced to wait for hell, and you don't blame us. ”

Chen Feng's hands were in his pockets, looking playful.

"Do you think it will be my opponent?"

"Of course, is there any doubt about that?" said the bodyguard who spoke earlier.

"You kid, don't treat us as ordinary bodyguards, the two of us are professional killers, deal with a little white face like you, just make a move, it's fine!"

Chen Feng's expression was cold, "Dealing with garbage like you, it will dirty my hands, so let's call some people over." ”

"Haha, hurry up and call someone, it doesn't matter how many people there are, we brothers will let you know what desperate is!"

"Someone!"

Chen Feng snorted, but the two bodyguards were stunned.

This kid is afraid that he is sick, he doesn't call people with his mobile phone, but yells at the air, why do you think that this is voice remote control!

But in the next second!

Between heaven and earth, the wind and clouds have changed abruptly!

The smiles of the two bodyguards came to an abrupt end!

Because they found that not only the sky was darkened, but even the colorful neon outside the alley was dimmed, becoming chaotic and extremely terrifying!

After that, the two saw a black and a white, two ghosts, appearing in front of Chen Feng!

Dressed in the robes of the ancients, with a long tongue spitting out!

Just, it's like ......

Black and white are impermanent!

"Emperor, what do you have to summon the little one?!"

Black and white impermanence, kneeling on the ground, said tremblingly.

"It's not a big deal, do you see those two people, look an eyesore, take them away. Chen Feng said indifferently.

"Emperor, you called me here, just such a trivial matter?"

Chen Feng frowned, and a burst of coldness overflowed, "Then what do you think?"

"Yes, yes, the emperor is angry, and we will go to work. ”

Black and white impermanence hurriedly got up and walked towards the two black-clothed bodyguards, whispering heart-palpitating nonsense.

"Come on, come on, come with me......"

Seeing such a scene, the two black-clothed bodyguards were already scared to pee, and then they were scared to death......

The trembling souls of the two flew out of their bodies and were caught in their hands by black and white impermanence!

"You two little rabbit cubs, you dare to be disrespectful to the emperor, and today you will be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell, you can't survive, you can't die!"

The souls of the two black-clothed bodyguards regretted dying, they never dreamed that they would die in such a way before they were alive?!

That's so nonsensical, isn't it?

The black and white impermanence disappeared, and the chaotic color around Chen Feng also disappeared, and the whole world returned to normal.

"It's a disappointment. ”

Chen Feng scolded, and lost his interest in going to heaven and earth.

The body turned into a golden light and flew back to the Nine Heavens Palace.

Just a few seconds after Chen Feng left, he saw an old man in gray rushing into the alley at a lightning speed!

"Hey, why don't you see people? Could it be that I have sensed it wrong?"

"Impossible, it can't be wrong, it must be the immortal from forty years ago!"

The old man shook his head, "I must be one step late!"

If there were people from the Zhonghai Martial Arts Realm here, they would definitely be so shocked that they couldn't close their mouths!

Because at the moment, this old man is the patriarch of the first family in the secular world of Zhonghai, Jiang Huaming!

......

Outside the Nine Heavens Palace.

"Emperor, it's only been a few minutes, you're back, what kind of place is that heaven and earth?

The old locust tree asked with interest.

"Don't mention it, the interest is gone. ”

Chen Feng told Lao Huaishu about what he had just done in the human world, and Lao Huaishu pondered for a moment.

"My lord, I thought about it just now, with your current realm, even if you really go to heaven and earth, you probably won't experience any fun. ”

"What do you say? Chen Feng closed his eyes and raised his mind.

"You think, you are the Emperor of the Nine Heavens, a powerful life form beyond the Three Realms, and have witnessed the rise and fall of this world, the so-called invincible loneliness, in this world, if you want to find something that can really make you laugh, there is almost nothing left. ”

"Long story short, or I'll uproot you!"

"Don't, don't, Emperor, listen to me slowly. ”

The old locust tree hurriedly said: "In my opinion, you have to change your mentality, so that you can experience the fun of human beings." ”

"How to change?"

"My lord, I got you a good thing, I found that the mortals in the Nether Realm almost have one, so I got one for you too. ”

Seeing the old locust tree and handing over the things, Chen Feng said:

"Like a brick, what is this?"

"My lord, you are outdated, this is the 8848 titanium mobile phone, the standard configuration of successful men. ”

"It's so ugly, you can change it for me. ”

"Good, good. The old locust tree hurriedly agreed, for fear that Chen Feng would cut down his branches.

"My lord, how about this mobile phone, it is said to be called an Apple XS mobile phone, pretending to be a sharp weapon!"

Pretending to be a sharp weapon or something, Chen Feng didn't care much about it, because this mobile phone looked a little familiar.

It seems that the woman just now used this.

"Okay, that's it, it looks pretty good. ”

"My lord, I knew you would like it, and I also pre-installed several software in it, such as WeChat, Momo, Chat, Neighborhood, and Love ...... in the same city."

The old locust tree said a lot of things, but Chen Feng didn't care, so he clicked on WeChat casually.

"How do you play with this thing?"

"My lord, this software is called WeChat, it is the most popular chat software on the earth, if you are bored, you can chat with people nearby, you can also fish for drifting bottles, quite interesting. ”

Chen Feng casually clicked on the people nearby and immediately froze in place.

The Queen Mother has started to play WeChat?

And what does this brief mean? The Jade Emperor is not at home, so you can ask me out at any time.

Science and technology are developing, the times are progressing, and the Queen Mother can be regarded as a person who is at the forefront of the times.

Chen Feng looked at it on his mobile phone again and found that the old locust tree had given himself the nickname of a "god" turtle.

But Chen Feng didn't care about this aspect of things, so he threw his mobile phone into his pocket, preparing to study it again when he had the opportunity to do so in the future.

......

Zhonghai, Imperial View Villa.

"Yu Yan big baby, touch your 36D conscience and say, what is my idea, did I succeed in forcing your father to retreat. ”

The woman who spoke was tall and tall, with delicate short hair on her skin, lively and beautiful, youthful and moving.

"My little baby Lu Yuan, although it is in my house, you can't be so presumptuous, you don't wear pajamas, you dare to run all over the house in your underwear, you are not afraid of someone peeping at you!"

The woman who spoke was none other than Lin Yuyan, who had just separated from Chen Feng.

At this time, Lin Yuyan was wearing silk pajamas and holding a plate of fruit and handed it to Lu Yuan.

"Afraid of something, you are a single-family villa, it is impossible for anyone to peep. ”

Lin Yuyan rolled her eyes with a variety of amorous eyes, "I'm really convinced." ”

"Gotta have it, don't talk about me, let's talk about you first, what's going on with the two of you, I think that man is very handsome, do you really do any fake shows." ”

............

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