Chapter Twenty-Three: The Greenhead's Sad Monologues
Today, not a bright day, this is the nth day I pulled out and was whipped. My name is Greenhead, and I'm a D-class demonic beast, heroic, chic, beautiful, and dignified. I lived happily in a swamp where I was king, in my paradise. I can swim happily, roll happily, and hunt happily. Ah, how I miss that happy time.
However, the happy times were always short-lived, and that time, after I had happily completed my vaccination, a group of upright monkeys broke into my home, and they were very powerful, all of them were very skilled, and I was no match for them, so I was quickly defeated. So, my beautiful wife and I fell into the hands of those monkeys.
Oh, I can't believe it, I can't imagine it, oh my God, it's horrible, it's a disaster.
As you can see, I was in a solid cell, and I wanted to try to use my sturdy body to break through this abominable cage, oh no, it was really a stupid choice, I was so stupid, so stupid. I've got a few new scars on my beautiful and greasy body, damn them, I'm going to have to bite them with my fangs.
I've been separated from my beautiful wife for a long time, and I miss her so much, I wonder if she'll give birth to a beautiful litter for me, oh no, absolutely not, I don't want my lovely children to have the same experience as me.
During the long time in the cage, I gradually understood the words of the stupid monkeys, heh, I am not stupid.
You call yourselves humans, oh well, you abominable humans, you monkeys who have been stabbed a thousand times, I'm going to curse you every day in circles in my cell.
Oh my God, bastards, I'm going to lose my freedom to go around in circles.
What do these monkeys call me? Oh yes, it's the instructor, the shit instructor, I'm going to shred these monkeys, I'm going to show these abominable monkeys how good we are, tear them apart, tear them apart.
I remember the first time I was let off the hook, and it was wonderful compared to what it is now.
That time my opponent was a young monkey, oh no, they call themselves humans. Well, young human monkeys.
It was a young face, of course in terms of human beings, and I wasn't stupid and I could tell.
Hmph, aren't you going to make me an instructor, young human boy, let the great greenhead master train you, the kind of training that becomes food.
It was really my pinnacle battle.
That monkey is far from being my opponent, how could it be my great greenhead's opponent, if it was that outrageous old monkey, I might still be afraid of three points.
I walked up to the monkey in a hurry, looked at the monkey's whole body, and thought about how it was more convenient to swallow it, or to tear the monkey's limbs apart and enjoy it piece by piece.
Ho ho, either way, it's making my flesh boil, oh no, it's so exciting, I'm going to explode.
I threw myself at the monkey with ferocity, I wanted to eat him, I wanted to eat him, I was already hungry and thirsty, and I ate him and ate him.
Oh bastard, he got out of the way, isn't that bad.
I didn't mind him dodging my attacks, it only whetted my appetite even more. What is it? A delicious pre-dinner dessert? It's wonderful. Attack, attack, attack, little monkey dodge as much as you want, you green-headed uncle is excited.
Look at the clumsy appearance of dodging left and right, this is really ridiculous, monkey who is not self-sufficient, go home and feed.
Oh no, I can't let him go back yet, it's my dinner, I raised my tail and swept the monkey to the ground at once, apparently the little monkey was stunned, stupid monkey, do you think Uncle Ben only attacks with his claws. Humph, my tail isn't vegetarian.
The monkey stood up again trembling and with a good will, what a delicious meal.
I don't keep my hands, two birds in the forest, it's better to have one bird in hand, this is a human proverb, I use it well, it's pretty good, full marks.
My claws slapped fiercely on his head, but he was blocked by his sword, but apparently he didn't take my attack easily, looking at his calves, he was shaking, he was shaking.
I suddenly let go of my claws, turned around again and attacked with my tail, and he ate my attack again when he was unsteady on his feet, haha boy, it's not comfortable, obediently let Uncle Ben eat it.
Oh my god, who are you, don't pull me, let go, let go of me, you stinky monkeys.
With a thud, I was put back in the cage. Oh no, my feast, die, you monkeys.
I have been annoyed by this for the past few days, but what I didn't expect was that this miss became my peak.
Debut is the pinnacle, oh bastard, it's so ironic, oh no, no-
A few days later, I saw the monkey again, and I had no idea that it would be the beginning of my nightmare.
That monkey is obviously a lot more confident than the first time, but it doesn't matter, Uncle Ben is a great greenhead, come to my bowl, my plate is a meal.
??? What is this bastard doing, thinking that I can't do anything about you if you stay away? Naive!
Pigs are sudden, pigs are sudden, oh it's not beasts, but it doesn't matter, look at my awesomeness.
Oh my god, it hurts, my head, oh dear, I saw the stars, wait, how can there be stars in this world?
Okay, I was a little dizzy from the cut, and my slippery skin and tough bones saved me, but hell, it was really, well- it was pretty hard.
Bastard bastard, do you want me to eat it like that?
Later, Uncle Ben and the young monkey fought for another 300 rounds, and finally they left the field, oh my God, what did those monkeys eat, and the change was so fast?
Later, when I saw the monkey for the third time, I gradually found that I was more and more helpless to take the monkey, good food, good food, good food, I don't want this cat and mouse game.
I grew in despair, the monkey got stronger and stronger, and it hurt more and more to hit me, oh my God, that monkey actually rode on Uncle Ben, and he still thought Uncle Ben's skin was disgusting, but I had beautiful skin as smooth as satin, and my wife loved it the most.
This damn bastard.
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"Come on, come on, come on, master, come on-"
"Bastard Mu rides the wind and beats and fights—"
This is the nth time I've seen this monkey, and there are two female monkeys in the stands cheering him on, bastard.
However, I don't plan to move anymore, he can't kill me anyway, it's a waste of physical strength to move around, why bother, this is a hard-won opportunity to let off steam, how comfortable it should be to blow a small breeze.
"Hey, Midori, long time no see."
I understood that the monkey was greeting me, so I raised my tail listlessly: "Hey, bastard, long time no see." ”