215 is all stinky chess

Duan Chuxin said Ma Qianli chicken thief, since you say chess, you take the chessboard, then what is a fingerprint.

The chessboard is yours, which is equivalent to pressing your finger prints on your own chessboard.

At the end of the day, a draw means you win.

The down-and-out scholar listened to Ma Qianli's words, looked up at Ma Qianli, and smiled slightly.

He did not object to this unfair condition.

"This fast master, what you said is clearly to let me make peace, no problem, I agreed!"

The so-called concession means that the other party wins when it is peaceful.

Ma Qianli smiled.

He said in his heart that if he loses, he will cut his fingers, but if he wins, he can get one, an antique produced by the Tang Dynasty plastic saint!

It's a great deal!

Ma Qianli is also confident enough in his chess skills.

Usually, he and those officials, as well as the boss on the street, win a few games in the next few games.

So he sat down opposite the down-and-out scholar, and took the lead in red, unceremoniously setting up a cannon.

In normal times, he just used it as a cannon to kill the officials and bosses, and they couldn't form an army.

As a result, after a game of chess, although Ma Qianli's cannon was over, it did not work, but was killed by others.

Look at the chess pieces that crossed the river, they all fell into the trap and were eaten by the other party, Ma Qianli could only abandon his son and admit defeat.

There are already twenty or thirty people who are playing against the down-and-out scholars today.

Ma Qianli loses, the most faceless.

Except for when the cannon was sent over, the general did not even get the opportunity of the general.

Ma Qianli cut his fingers in frustration, pressed his finger prints again, walked out of the circle under the sympathetic gaze of everyone, and immediately grabbed the head of the infantry class.

As the name suggests, the horse class catches fast, and there are fast horses to walk, go out of the city to handle cases, and go to the following counties to assist in handling cases, and they generally go.

And the foot class catches fast, and generally walks around the city.

The head catcher of the infantry follows Ma Qianli every day, and he can be regarded as Ma Qianli's confidant.

Ma Qianli grabbed the neck of the head catcher of the infantry class, and asked in a low voice: "Why did Lao Tzu play chess with you and never lose once, but this time he lost so humiliatingly!" ”

Tie Si Prison and Duan Chu, seeing this situation, hurriedly came over to persuade them.

"Ma Zhutou, what are you doing, so many people are watching, you are holding your own right-hand men, it's not appropriate." After Duan Chu finished speaking, he broke Ma Qianli's hand again.

Catching the head of the infantry class, he was dressed and cast to Duan Chu with a grateful look.

Tie Si Prison didn't speak as well as Duan Chu.

"Ma Qianli, you don't pee on yourself, you are a chess player! Playing chess with a group of subordinates on weekdays, as well as the bosses on the street, they are all afraid of you, who dares to win you! ”

Tie Si Prison said this, and the down-and-out scholar in the circle of fingers:

"People eat this line of food, how can they be afraid of you, killing you a fart and urine, it's too normal!"

Ma Qianli's face turned red when Tie Si Prison said this.

However, after he reacted, he immediately choked Tie Si Prison:

"Don't you usually say that your chess is rarely a rival in Pengzhou Mansion! You can do it, you can go up! ”

The Iron Prison wilted at that time.

"Ma Zhutou, you have played a game of chess with others, haven't you seen that none of the chess pieces of other people crossed the river boundary, and as a result, you admit defeat, how high is this skill, you still don't understand?"

Tie Si Prison was originally working in the government office, but a small official in his hand suffered a loss from the down-and-out scholar, so he called him.

also said that the down-and-out scholars were very arrogant, and said that no one in Pengzhou Mansion could play chess.

That's why he came in a rage.

Now as soon as these words come out, it means that he doesn't even have the courage to fight with the down-and-out scholars.

But Ma Qianli thinks about it, but this is the case.

At this time, the grocery store owner came over to add, saying that not only Ma Qianli was like this, but other people who challenged the down-and-out scholars also lost like this.

The military horse artillery of the down-and-out scholar won the challenger without crossing the river.

"From the morning until now, there has not been a person who can make this scholar, a military horse and artillery, cross the river!"

After listening to the words of the grocery store owner, Duan Chu was the first to stand up and express his disbelief.

"Watch me go play with him!" Duan Chu said.

Tie Si Prison immediately cast him a disdainful look.

Duan Chu's chess skills, Tie Si Prison knows.

Even if Duan Chu and Niu were bundled up and multiplied by ten, they were not the opponents of Tie Si Prison.

Even Ma Qianli persuaded Duan Chu:

"If you play chess, it's better for me to challenge, don't you ask for hardship!"

Duan Chu patted his chest: "Don't worry, I promise to be stronger than all of you!" ”

So under the gaze of the Iron Prison Ma Qianli and the grocery store owner, they sat opposite the down-and-out scholar.

At the beginning of the stinky chess basket, from the beginning of the game, he did not let the military horse cannon cross the river, so he fiddled with his own soldiers.

What layout is not layout, he is too lazy to care.

He didn't have the heart of a general at all, and the down-and-out scholar couldn't lure the enemy deeper.

In the end, in order to win the chess, the down-and-out scholar was forced to have no choice but to let his army and horses cross the river to take Duan Chu's army.

As soon as the eldest son of the down-and-out scholar crossed the river, Duan Chu immediately abandoned his son and admitted defeat.

In fact, his purpose is very simple, just to prove that he has the ability to let the eldest son of a down-and-out scholar cross the river.

So he didn't have any hope of winning or drawing.

Where there is no hope, there is naturally no disappointment.

So if you lose, you lose, Duan Chu doesn't care.

He took the knife handed by the down-and-out scholar and cut his finger with one slash.

He also smiled on the back of the chessboard, imprinting his own bloody handprint.

When Duan Chu stood up and walked to Ma Qianli's side of Tiesi Prison, Ma Qianli gave him a thumbs up.

"No one else can make this scholar's chess piece cross the river, only you, do this, amazing! Terrible! ”

Duan Chu's next game greatly increased Tie Sijiao's confidence.

Duan Chu, this kid, is a stinky chess basket, I didn't expect him to use a little means casually, and he broke the master, and the chess pieces were not as arrogant as the boundary!

Duan Chu, this kid can do it, let's give it a try!

So Tie Si Prison rolled up the sleeves that he had put down.

He still had the hope of winning the chess game.

As a result, not long after the game began, the attack of the down-and-out scholar overwhelmed him.

The down-and-out scholar has broken it anyway, and the chess pieces don't pass the rules of the boundary, so this time he killed him mercilessly.

In the end, he used a neat iron bolt to checkmate Tie Si Prison.

Tie Si Prison sighed, gritted his teeth and cut his fingers.

He is not only afraid of pain, but also faints blood, so when he presses his finger prints, he doesn't dare to look at his fingers.

Still downcast, the scholar took his finger and pressed it to the back of the chessboard.

After Tie Si Prison lost, many people died, and the final result was the same, everyone was killed by the down-and-out scholars.

It wasn't until the evening that the down-and-out scholar put away the chessboard and said that he wanted to find a place to rest.

"Others say that Pengzhou Mansion hides the dragon and crouching tiger, but I met friends with chess, and found that it was not like that at all, I didn't expect that there was no one here who could fight!"

"I will be here, playing a chess game for three days, and I guess after three days, I will be disappointed, alas......"

The words that the down-and-out scholar said when he left, as well as the last sigh, on the surface, were lamenting that the height was unbearable, but in fact it was a satire on everyone, they were all stinky chess baskets.

It's really arrogant, and it really makes everyone feel shameless.

So at the end of the game, all the chess lovers began to look for the chess masters they knew.

In these three days, this down-and-out scholar must be defeated.

Even Ma Qianli said: "It doesn't matter if you win his chessboard or not, at least for the old and young masters of Pengzhou Mansion, fight for this breath!" ”

Tie Si Prison listened, so he gave Ma Qianli advice:

"Ma catches the head, the Pengzhou Mansion is playing chess, I can only count second, do you know who the first is?"

When Tie Si Prison said this, he sold a pass and was silent.

Duan Chu hurriedly asked, who was the first.

Ma Qianli was not so polite:

"Dog thing old iron, if you have something to say, let it go quickly!"

The old man of Tie Si Prison blushed and said:

"In the mansion, the first in terms of playing chess is Mr. Wei!"

"Although he often plays Go, his chess skills are also good, you can invite his old man to compete with this arrogant scholar!"

Mr. Wei generally has no quarrel with the world, and he may not want to get involved in this kind of street chess game.

If you go to him and disturb his purity, you may be scolded by him.

So Ma Qianli snorted and said: "This head catcher is originally a stinky chess basket, if you lose, you will lose, you Lao Tie claims to be a master every day, and it is the most embarrassing thing to lose, why don't you invite Mr. Wei!" ”

After Ma Qianli scolded Tie Si Prison, he said to Duan Chu:

"Master Duan, why don't we go to Tianxiang Building and sit down and have a drink?"

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