Chapter 661: Unlucky Fat Man
The fat man said aggrievedly: "Get out, Master Dao, I'm attracting evil ghosts, and you are bad for me." ”
The toad was surprised: "Evil ghost! What a ghost. ”
Chu Hao secretly screamed that it was not good, don't let this fat man leak his mouth, if he let the toad know that he was tricked into coming over, he would definitely be angry, and he would be bitten again.
Chu Hao said: "Ahem...... Are you here to hunt ghosts? ”
The fat man, who was beaten badly, said with a sad face: "Nonsense, Dao Ye squatted for a long time, and thought that the evil ghost was coming." ”
This fat man is indeed a peer, after all, when he heard the toad speak, ordinary people were already startled, and he was not surprised at all.
Chu Hao was even more embarrassed, and said, "You said it earlier." ”
The fat man said angrily: "Does Dao Ye have time to say?" ”
Chu Hao helped him up, this fat man was about the same age as him, and his face couldn't see what stupid he was, and he was swollen.
Chu Hao said: "Don't be angry, I'll help you." ”
The fat man looked at Chu Hao and said, "Peer? ”
Chu Hao nodded.
The fat man looked at the toad again, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "It's not that I haven't seen humans and demons join forces, it's just that your pet is too funny, can you catch ghosts?" ”
As soon as Chu Hao heard it, he knew that it was broken.
Sure enough, the toad kicked it and made a "hit" sound, and the fat man flew out again, like a ball.
The fat man struggled to get up, already going crazy, and said, "Why kick me." ”
The toad snorted: "This emperor is not a pet, the toad is only a temporary shell, and this emperor is the Jade Dragon King." ”
The fat man looked at the starry sky and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Dao Ye swore not to fight, but to convince people with virtue, but now he can't help it." ”
After saying that, the fat man took out a black thing from his back, and at first glance, it was a frying pan.
This pot is no different from a frying pan, if there is a difference, it is engraved with a lot of spell lines.
"Master Sanqing is above, and the disciple has no intention of hurting people, but I can't help it."
The fat man rushed up, his speed was fast, not at all like a fat man, his legs were as if they were greased, and the pan slapped the toad fiercely.
The toad is contemptuous, and with a slight jump, he can dodge the fat man's pan.
However, as if he knew where the toad was going to jump, the pan slapped it hard.
"Boom!" With a crisp sound, the toad was slapped away by the pan, just like playing tennis, and flew away.
Chu Hao looked surprised, this fat man is so powerful, he can't even figure out the speed of the toad, but the fat man did it.
The toad was fanned far away, and the walls of the village were pierced with a hole, and it went crazy.
The toad was angry, and it was still so terrible, and it spat on it, and shot it like a bullet.
The fat man subconsciously lifted the frying pan block, although it was blocked, but the fat man was speechless, felt disgusted, and said, "Damn! Dao Ye, my divine soldier, was actually defiled by a toad's saliva. ”
When the toad heard this, he became even more angry.
Its body became larger, it was as tall as an adult, and its legs flew away like a spring, and the toad's legs were kicked on the fat man's pan, and with great force, the fat man flew out again, this time more serious, similar to a cannonball.
"Oops! My old waist. ”
The fat man got up, if ordinary people had already returned to the West, the fat man was just embarrassed.
"Build the foundation." Chu Hao looked at the fat man in surprise.
The toad said unhappily: "Little fat man, you have some ability, and you can make the emperor use one-tenth of his strength." ”
The fat man was so angry that he began to seal and recite a spell in his mouth, and the pan flew out, and suddenly grew larger in the air, and covered the toad in one gulp, and stuffed it inside.
The toad "banged" inside, and the pan trembled violently.
The fat man looked at Chu Hao and said speechlessly: "Your toad is very special, how much did you buy it." ”
Chu Hao smiled: "One dime five." ”
The toad was mad, and the two dared to tease it, and with a hard bang, the pan flew out.
Seeing this, the fat man was a little afraid of this toad, and hurriedly said, "Don't be impulsive, I don't kill." ”
"The Emperor will kill you."
One person and one toad, scuffling together, and finally the toad won, with the hardness of its body, the fat man with a blue nose and swollen face.
Chu Hao couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Don't fight." ”
Only then did the toad stop.
The fat man lay on the ground and said aggrievedly: "It's too much, bully me alone." ”
Chu Hao helped the fat man up and said, "It's not my pet." ”
The fat man said helplessly: "Okay, I admit it." ”
The toad said unhappily: "Little fat man, who are you pretending to be a ghost to scare, you are cold in the middle of the night." ”
The fat man glared at the toad and said, "You think I want to?" It's not to get rid of the evil ghosts, the Heavenly Venerable of the Infinite Uncle, so I will meet you. ”
This fat man is really a Taoist priest, he is not a Tibetan, I heard that there are evil ghosts in Xishan, I came to see it, evil ghosts eat women's habits, he used his mobile phone to put a woman's cry, and as a result, he met Chu Hao and a toad.
Chu Hao said: "I'm also here to destroy evil ghosts." ”
When the toad heard this, he said angrily: "You lied to me. ”
Chu Hao said: "I didn't lie to you, the evil ghosts have captured a lot of women, maybe you saved them, and you will be grateful." ”
When it comes to women, the toad's IQ drops by 100%, and he says, "That's right, then let's find the evil ghost." ”
Chu Hao asked, "Have you found anything?" ”
The fat man shook his head and said, "I didn't find it, and Dao Ye suspected that it wasn't here." ”
Chu Hao said: "I heard that it only harms women and babies, it should be a pervert or something, and a woman must be used to attract him out." ”
The toad immediately said, "Don't you have a transformation talisman?" Hurry up and take it out. ”
The fat man looked at Chu Hao and said, "What transformation talisman?" ”
Chu Hao said: "I have a way, do you want to give it a try?" ”
The fat man said: "Immeasurable Tianzun, if you can catch the evil ghost, I am willing to give it a try." ”
Chu Hao said in his heart: "System, buy a transformation talisman." ”
"Ding...... The host buys a transformation charm and consumes 2000 points. ”
Then, the fat man wanted to cry, Chu Hao put the transformation charm on him, and the fat man became a woman, or a foreign girl, and this foreign girl looked like Tina whom Chu Hao knew.
The fat man wanted to cry and said, "Why is it a foreign girl." ”
Chu Hao said with satisfaction: "This evil ghost must be annoyed by the local woman, it may be good to change the taste." ”
So, let the fat man be alone in the open space, playing music on his mobile phone, and this thing was actually a song "itching"
Come on, be happy.
Anyway, there is, a lot of time.
This song is really itchy.
The fat man opened his neckline to look at it, his eyes lit up, and he exclaimed, "Tsk, it's so realistic." ”
"Mmmm, it feels good."
This fat man is also a fellow practitioner, touching his body with a happy face, intoxicated.
The toad said dissatisfiedly: "Why don't you let me go." ”
Chu Hao said: "You didn't apply again." ”
The toad said seriously: "Change me next time." ”
After waiting for a while, a strong wind rolled up on the snow-capped mountains of the West Mountain, and the snow was falling heavily, and the cold people shivered.
"It's coming!" Chu Hao was excited.
ps: There was a power outage at home, and the call that just came was uploaded quickly.
(End of chapter)