Chapter 38 Do you know, do you know, it should be green, fat, red and thin

Lord Shui had already clearly told Cai that assassins would be sent to assassinate the emperor in three days.

Cai Xiaoxiao naturally wants to show the sincerity of cooperation.

I'm afraid that this Qinzheng Palace assassin can't get in, and if he wants to assassinate him, he can only be outside the Qinzheng Palace.

It can't be the Zhaixiu Palace that is still in the queen, and it can't be the Xunfang Palace of the concubine, and it can't be in the palace of any concubine.

The only place can only be in the garden, but the garden is a good place for boyfriends and girlfriends to go on a date at night.

Wasn't it all like that when I was in college?

Cai Xiaoxiao is now a double-sided undercover agent, so naturally he must have the appearance of a double-sided undercover agent.

There are many eyes and ears of Lord Water in the palace, and one of them that can be known at present is only the eyes and ears of Concubine Shu.

Whether there will be other eyes and ears, it's hard to say at the moment.

In this case, there are some things that cannot be said explicitly, but they must be said.

During the day, Cai Xiaoxiao found many excuses to ask the emperor to go for a walk in the garden at night, but the emperor shirked it for various reasons.

Until the evening, Cai Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes at the emperor with obvious contempt, "Tonight's garden date, I must go." ”

It feels like the emperor has been ordered again.

Forget it, the emperor doesn't care about Cai Xiao, it's always cloudy.

However, the tacit understanding between the two is really bad enough.

When the emperor travels, he must be followed by a group of people.

When they arrived at the entrance of the garden, the emperor asked them to wait outside, and the emperor wanted to walk around the garden alone with the queen.

"How is the queen feeling better lately?"

"It's okay, is Hongu in good health?" Cai replied in a nonsensical tone.

"Come out tonight, I don't know what arrangements the queen has?"

"Hongu is someone who hasn't even talked to a boyfriend. Isn't it common for men and women in love to go on a date in the garden at night in the sky? Isn't it popular for you here? Cai Xiaoxiao still said in that tone.

"It's strange in heaven for you. We don't seem to be very popular here. ”

"What's so strange, the night is dark and the wind is high, and the lonely man and widow are romantic!"

"What do you mean by romance?"

"Indulgence; Poetic and full of fantasy. This meaning is still when I was studying, my girlfriend looked at romance again, reveled in it, and was asked by Cai Yu's disdainful eyes, what is romance. The girlfriend directly checked the romantic explanation, which can be regarded as blocking Cai Xiao's mouth. Cai also remembered the explanation of the word romantic.

I didn't expect it to be able to be used now.

That's a good idea. Literati write poems, and it seems that the good poems they write are always at night. It seems that the evening is really romantic. Later, I accompanied the queen to walk in the garden at night. ”

"Many? How much is more? Once a day, or twice a day, or 5 days, 5 times a day, 5 times a month, 10 times a month? ”

"It depends on whether I have a lot of government affairs or not?"

"Is the emperor also fooling others?"

"How can this be called foolishness? The queen pays attention to the words. ”

"It can't be quantified, this kind of non-objective, all subjective consciousness, is naturally unreliable. Unreliable nature is flickering, isn't this palace wrong? ”

"And so explained?" Listening to Cai Yue's explanation, it seems that there is nothing wrong.

"That's nature. Why does the emperor think that Prime Minister Cai Cheng is sincere and credible? ”

"Naturally, he is the prime minister, honest, law-abiding, and loyal."

"There are more people in the court who meet these requirements, why does the emperor prefer Prime Minister Cai Cheng?"

When the emperor heard this, he seemed to understand the objective and quantitative meaning in Cai Xiao's mouth.

The queen was astonished. Let me live with a feeling that listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years. ”

"Then does the emperor have the amount to decide?"

"Then ten times a month for the time being. If I have extra free time, I will naturally have more than one time, and if I don't have much time, ten times a month can make do with it. ”

"Good. That Hongu wrote down. If the emperor can't do it, it can be regarded as deceiving the palace. Whatever crime of bullying the king, the emperor will condemn himself. ”

As soon as Cai Xiaoxiao finished speaking, the emperor was about to reply.

A figure burst out of the darkness, and every step and sword of this person was directed at the emperor.

The emperor is in trouble, and Cai Xiaoxiao naturally wants to escort him, which is also a gift from the water lord to Cai Xiaoxiao.

According to Cai Yue's kung fu, there is naturally no problem at all with the escort.

But this emperor, there has always been some machismo, and he insists on pushing Cai Xiao away and blocking in front of Cai Yu.

This is simply a clear display of weakness to the opponent, and sure enough, the emperor was scratched on the arm by the assassin.

The palace gate at the entrance of this garden, as well as the imperial guards, heard the fight in the garden.

Hurry over and check, even if it's the fastest speed, it will take time to run through.

The imperial guards came, and after a few rounds, the assassin saw this, and could no longer get close to the emperor.

If you don't stop, when the Praetorian Guards in the palace arrive, there will be only one way to die.

Seeing that this was not good, the Assassin quickly retreated.

Father-in-law Li Yue, who led the palace people to come, saw that the emperor was injured, and hurriedly ordered someone to pass the imperial doctor.

Cai Xiaoxiao naturally wanted to let the imperial doctor go to the Zhaixiu Palace at this time.

First, the Zhaixiu Palace is the closest to here, and the second is that the queen has ordered the emperor to be sent to the Zhaixiu Palace.

The emperor felt that the queen's move was a bit abnormal, and secondly, when he came to Zhaixiu Palace, he could overwhelm this matter, and thirdly, the queen must have other purposes this time.

Otherwise, according to Cai Xiao's temperament, it is natural to let the emperor return to the Qinzheng Palace.

The emperor also nodded his head to acquiesce to the matter.

Although the emperor was only injured in this matter, the emperor was not a simple individual at this time.

He is the emperor, representing a country, and his life and death are related to the fortune of the country.

There are already some people who have bad intentions, and if it is rumored that the emperor is injured because of the assassin at this time, he will definitely be used by these people.

Add more oil and vinegar, and then spread some rumors, it will be difficult to control.

When the emperor arrived at the Zhaixiu Palace, he immediately gave an order to Li Yue and You Rive.

Order that all the people present today must not leak half a sentence, otherwise they will be killed.

When the imperial physician arrived at the Zhaixiu Palace, the rest of the people in the palace were ordered to retreat.

There were only Cai Yu, the emperor, and Imperial Doctor Zhang in the room.

The imperial doctor was on the side to check the emperor's pulse and check the injury.

Cai Xiaoxiao fanned the wind next to him, "Your Majesty, this is just walking in the dark and not falling down." When Imperial Doctor Zhang waits for the medicine, give the palace a little effort, if the emperor doesn't make a call, the palace will definitely cure your crime. ”

Imperial Physician Zhang is also a smart person, so he naturally knows what the queen means by this.

Hearing the queen speak like this, the imperial doctor didn't dare to say anything.

One is the emperor and the other is the queen, and no one can afford to offend.

I could only use my cuffs to wipe the sweat off my forehead.

Cai Xiaoxiao looked at these actions of the Imperial Doctor, and thought that it was indeed a little difficult for Imperial Doctor Zhang.

"It's Hongu who just lost his words. This palace is not embarrassed by Imperial Doctor Zhang, you just do what you have to do. ”

"Yes, sissy." Only then did Imperial Physician Zhang's heart settle down.

The emperor glanced at Cai Yu, but he didn't expect that behind the queen's domineering, there was such a side of admitting mistakes.

Imperial Physician Zhang bandaged the emperor, decocted the medicine, and watched the emperor take it before leaving the Zhaixiu Palace.

After the imperial doctor left, Cai walked to the emperor's side and carefully looked at the wound bandaged by Imperial Doctor Zhang.

The emperor thought that Cai Yue must be concerned.

I didn't expect the surprise to come too suddenly.

Cai Xiaoxiao actually pressed it hard, which could be regarded as a surprise, and the emperor screamed out in a lost voice.

Cai Xiaoxiao hurriedly covered the emperor's mouth with his hand, "Isn't the emperor a real dragon protector, how can he be injured, and he knows that it hurts." The palace thought that the emperor didn't know the pain, and it would be up to you to see if you dared to stand in front of the palace next time. The palace used to be a special soldier, and the emperor did all the things in the palace, and the palace was afraid that it would only be laid off and go home and farm. However, this hand seems to be very suitable for farming. Cai Xiaoxiao said as he stretched out his hands that were rougher than the old men.

Cai Xiaoxiao didn't care if he was not comforted, and he actually taught the emperor a lesson. But between the words, it can still be seen that Cai Yu's heart is not false at all.

The emperor also knew that Cai Yue was concerned about himself, "I am a man, what's wrong with protecting my queen." ”

Cai Xiao leaned into the emperor's ear and said in a voice, "If the palace is injured, rumors can spread, but the emperor can't." The emperor was injured, so he had to stop there. The only thing the emperor can spread is good news. Otherwise, even the emperor is spreading negative things, how can the people of this country live, and what courage will they have to face the unsatisfactory? ”

This was so said that the emperor could not answer.

Although Cai is a little crazy during the day, he is a little arrogant and unreasonable at night.

But these things are very clear.

Sure enough, that sentence was fulfilled, and those who achieve great things are not informal.

Cai looked at the emperor, and then said, "Is the emperor moved by what this palace said?" Why not say a word? ”

"Presumptuous." The emperor actually found this word at random in a panic.

"This palace is not presumptuous on the first day, isn't the emperor tired of talking all day long!"

"I'm not tired, it seems that the queen is tired of listening."

"Since the emperor knows that the palace is tired of listening. People are self-aware and self-aware, and it seems that the emperor is also a son who can be taught. ”

The emperor glared at Cai Yu and did not speak, because the emperor wanted to say presumptuous.

In addition to this word, the emperor really couldn't find any better words to describe Cai Yu.

"The emperor is injured now, and it is inconvenient to go to other palaces. Recently, the emperor stayed in the Zhaixiu Palace. ”

"Good. I'm also a little tired, so the queen washes my clothes and waits for me to go to bed. ”

"Your Majesty, are you sure?"

The emperor seemed to suddenly remember some bad memories, "Do you still remember the wide clothes I taught you last time, have you learned?" ”

"Remember, there's never been a chance to do it. If the emperor doesn't mind, the palace can try it with your broken arm. ”

"Li Yue, for me Kuanyi." The emperor actually called Li Yue's father-in-law outside the door to come in and change his clothes for the emperor.

After taking off his clothes, the emperor lay directly on the bed.

I thought that Cai Xiaoxiao would lay on the floor like a virtuous concubine, after all, at noon that day, Cai Xiaoxiao was lying on a chair for a lunch break.

Who knew that Cai Yu took off his clothes and went to bed.

"Queen, why is that?" The emperor was a little surprised.

Cai Xiaoyu lifted the quilt and lay down to cover the quilt.

"Why don't you sleep?" Cai Xiaoxiao's rhetorical questioning skills are first-class.

"Isn't the queen supposed to sleep on the floor?"

"Floors? This palace is not a pure sister. The emperor and the palace are husband and wife, husband and wife don't sleep together, they still have to sleep in the bed alone and sleep on the floor alone? Does the emperor want to be humbled by this palace? ”

"I and the Empress are indeed husband and wife. It's just that. ”

Cai Xiaoxiao took it well, "It's just that there is a name for husband and wife, and there is no time for husband and wife." Never mind. Although biology was the worst of all subjects in school. However, there is still basic common sense in Hongu. Sleeping with clothes on, you will definitely not get pregnant. The emperor doesn't really think that holding hands will make you pregnant. If the emperor wants to sleep on the floor, the concubines can lay it for the emperor. Anyway, the main palace does not sleep on the floor. ”

"I'm a dragon, and now I'm injured again, how can I sleep on the floor. If you dare to let me sleep on the floor, you will not be afraid of me punishing your nine clans. ”

"If the emperor wants to, the palace doesn't mind. But this palace is alone, if you have to say that it has something to do with this palace, you can barely be regarded as a person within the scope of these nine clans, I am afraid that there is only the emperor. The emperor personally admitted that he was the only relative of the palace in the Sina country. The emperor doesn't want to break his word! ”

This was so speechless that the emperor was speechless.

There's no way, crossing is so confident, it's so awesome.

"Your Majesty, your hand is also injured now, so you can lie down in peace, think about those messy things, and rest quickly. Tomorrow morning, your old man will have to go to the morning court! If you come to the Zhaixiu Palace at noon for a lunch break, the palace must sleep on the floor at that time. ”

Indeed, Cai Xiaoxiao during the day is a beautiful character, and he really wants to sleep when the floor is down.

The emperor has some pimples in his heart, and the queen he is marrying has never shared the same bed. Now, it is really strange to share the same bed with this heavenly queen.

The assassin told Lord Shui about the assassination tonight, but he didn't expect the emperor to be injured because of a fake queen. It seems that the emperor has already taken care of this fake queen.

Tonight's events, Lord Shui is very satisfied.

He gave the Assassin some silver and told him not to show up lately.

On this night, the entire harem knew that the emperor stayed in the Zhaixiu Palace.

Of course, Concubine Shu also knew.

Concubine Shu complained in her heart, she complained about the emperor's injustice, she complained about God's injustice, and she also complained about her cowardice.

It was dawn in the morning, and Cai Yu also woke up.

Stupidly acting nymphomaniac, looking at the emperor who was still sleeping. also snickered, and snickered with his hand to touch the emperor's face.

The emperor also woke up, and looked at Cai Yu, who was touching his cheek, embarrassed to shrink back quickly, but he was not so surprised.

"What is the Queen doing?"

Cai Xiaoxiao was a little shy and vigorously burrowed his head into the quilt and did not speak.

The emperor has now stayed in the Zhaixiu Palace, and it seems that the first gift to Concubine Shu has been fully received. And it has also been opened and inspected.

In this way, it is necessary to plan well and give the second gift to the concubine.

At night, the emperor and queen lay in bed.

"The emperor's injury should be almost healed, right?"

The emperor thought that Cai Xiaoxiao was going to issue an eviction order, "It's almost good, but Imperial Doctor Zhang said that he still needs to cultivate for a few more days." ”

"Good! This shrine has something to say next. ”

Sure enough, it's Cai Xiao, this breath is almost heavenly.

The emperor suddenly felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this relationship, "I should have said this." ”

"Oh, yes! So what is the emperor going to say? ”

The emperor actually just wanted to express that the tone of his speech should be only available to the emperor. As the queen, how could Cai Yuxiao speak to the emperor in such a tone.

It seems that the emperor is also confused.

"Forget it, it's still the queen."

"Now the emperor stays in the Zhaixiu Palace overnight, which is already a well-known thing. In this way, the cabbage of this palace can be regarded as being arched by pigs. ”

"What?" The emperor seemed to have heard some incredible words, a little surprised, and a little lost his imperial demeanor.

"Skip. Since the emperor has stayed in the Zhaixiu Palace. Then the emperor must make three chapters with the palace. In the first chapter, the emperor is the only relative in the palace, and he is not allowed to see other people's harem concubines in the future. The palace will translate this content to the emperor, so as not to be surprised by the emperor's understanding. In the future, in addition to staying overnight in the Zhaixiu Palace, the place where you can go is the Qinzheng Palace. In other words, the emperor can only follow the rules of heaven with me, monogamy. Otherwise, it's cheating. ”

"I am the king of a country, monogamy. Wouldn't it make the world laugh. ”

"Whoever dares to laugh, this palace wave is a slap in the face. In the future, if the two of us can't get by, we just have to leave. After the divorce, the emperor can remarry. ”

"What about the second one?"

"The first one is to bind the emperor, so the second one naturally binds the palace. Second, the palace and Prince He are just playing on the spot, and there is absolutely no love between men and women. ”

"Okay."

"Third, be honest with each other. Of course, the emperor's military affairs, the palace does not want to ask. If the emperor has to consult, the palace will not dislike it. ”

"Good. I promise you. ”

"Good. The emperor will no longer be able to favor Concubine Shu in the future. Concubine Shu's son is also the emperor's son, and he is also the nephew of Lord Shui. Lord Shui committed such a crime, can the emperor still crown Concubine Shu's son as the crown prince? ”

"Naturally not."

"Good. Since this is the case, let Concubine Shu and the emperor break off. Thoroughly I stand aside with Lord Mizu. ”

"Does it have to be like this?"

"You men are like this, you don't like others anymore, and you have to pretend to be ambiguous and delay others. If you want to break it, you will break it clean, and there is no broken thread here in the main palace. ”

"Now that I am in the Zhaixiu Palace, haven't I been cleaned yet!"

"Don't you all say, 'Obey the father at home, marry the husband, and die from the son! Now Concubine Shu has just broken off the relationship with the emperor's favor. But the relationship with Concubine Shu's son has not been broken. Concubine Shu will definitely use her two sons to pick up the opportunity to renew the old friendship with the emperor. In that case, let this black face be done by Hongu. The next step in this palace is to poison Concubine Shu first, and then poison Concubine Shu's son. The emperor is relieved, but he is poisoned and can't die. At that time, the emperor must think that it is a bitter trick used by Concubine Shu in order to frame the palace. ”

"Wouldn't that be a little too much?"

"Ever? If the emperor still wants to go to Xunfang Palace, then go now. The three chapters of the covenant with the main palace are also nullified, and the main palace immediately goes to the prince now. ”

"Okay."

"It's just that this palace still has something to ask for."

"Oh? Will the queen have something to ask for? ”

"Concubine Shu is a victim in this matter. No matter what kind of thing Concubine Shu does in the future, please ask the emperor to spare his life. ”

"Why?"

"Concubine Shu has never had parents, the eldest brother is like a father, and he was brought up by Lord Shui. Nature and Mizu-sama have a deep relationship. If you don't help Lord Shui, it's not reasonable to be reasonable. The emperor is the husband of Concubine Shu and has two sons. There is no Lord Shui, one of the two sons is the crown prince, and the future emperor, the concubine is naturally the queen mother. was originally such a happy life, but was pulled into hell alive by the water lord. Lord Shui is forcing the concubine, the emperor is forcing the concubine, and the palace is also forcing the concubine. ”

"Yes, I promise you."

In this way, it seems that Concubine Shu will soon join the battle.

I just don't know, what is the combat effectiveness of Concubine Shu?

It shouldn't be too bad!