Chapter 42: You measure by self-deception, don't you?
"Do you think that we live under my mother's nose and that she won't suspect us if we don't do some intimacy?" Lu Yeqing said with a smile.
Gu Yinyin: "......"
He continued: "Besides, we will definitely have to live in the same room in my house, so you have to get used to being close to me first, otherwise I touch you in front of my mother, and you show an expression of impatience or disgust, do you think my mother will think that is a little love between us?" ”
Gu Yinyin: "......"
"Also, before that, let's get acquainted with each other first, otherwise it's easy to show off when we live together."
"Familiar with what?"
Lu Yeqing thought for a while and said, "For example, do you know what my birthday is?" ”
Gu Yinyin: "I understand this question, July 15th!" ”
He was born on the same day as the male protagonist in the book.,The male protagonist's birthday is July 15th, which is a particularly easy day to remember.,Even if you don't deliberately remember it.,It's easy to remember.。
"I don't think I said that, how do you know?" Lu Yeqing was a little surprised.
Gu Yinyin's face froze, and she suddenly felt a little weak.
She rolled her eyes, lied and said without blinking: "When I helped Aunt Su with the operation, she said it when she was delirious after anesthesia. ”
Lu Yeqing stared at her for a few seconds, but didn't continue to ask after all.
"Where's your birthday?" He asked.
Gu Yinyin: "June 18th." ”
Lu Yeqing: "How old?" ”
Gu Yinyin: "20"
"I'm not asking you age." Lu Yeqing's gaze fell on her somewhere deeply, "How big is here?" ”
Gu Yinyin: ?!
"Mr. Lu, please don't go too far!" She stared at him, grinding her teeth dangerously.
Lu Yeqing: "Think back to what my mother said to you in my house, do you think it's impossible for her to ask this kind of question?" ”
Gu Yinyin: "......"
"If you don't, I'll do it myself." He moved his fingers slightly.
Gu Yinyin took a few steps back vigilantly, and replied reluctantly: "Probably...... The third digit of the alphabet. ”
Lu Yeqing raised his eyebrows, his eyes became thoughtful, "I really can't see it like this, you won't use a self-deceptive measure, right?" ”
Gu Yinyin glanced at him and choked: "Each other, you can only look at five centimeters at most." ”
Lu Yeqing: "......"
"No, it may not look like it, it may be the truth." Gu Yinyin felt that she had finally won for a while, and she was in a better mood.
Lu Yeqing stared at her for a moment, and suddenly smiled.
His slender jade-like hand gracefully moved down and placed on the hidden button.
With a "snap", the hidden buckle collapsed.
He hooked the corners of his lips wickedly, and said with a smile: "How boring is it to visually inspect through the fabric?" Wouldn't it be more accurate if you look at it directly, or measure it with your hands? ”
"I warn you, if you dare to take it off, I will castrate you!" Gu Yinyin almost blew up, she had never seen such a brazen man!
I used to think he was a serious person.
Can ...... now
Oh, dead perverts!
"You don't have to watch it, but you have to remember what I actually am." Lu Yeqing just scared her, and he didn't have a hobby of taking off his pants in front of women.
He fastened the hidden buckle of the belt.
Then approached Gu Yinyin, and whispered a set of numbers in her ear.
After Gu Yinyin listened, her eyes widened suddenly, her face was full of shock, and a suspicious red spread out on her face.
Lu Yeqing was very satisfied with her reaction.
Men's pride, it's that simple!
After a long while, Gu Yinyin breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at him with complicated eyes: "You use self-deception to measure, right?" ”