31 The White Lotus's Sister (31)
"It's okay, they'll think you're cute and they'll love you more!"
What more love! Is it the love of idiots?
She was so angry that when it was time to shoot, the handsome and greasy male guest - yes, handsome and greasy combined, one and the most indistinguishable male guest - was coquettish in annoyance: "Yes, it's so difficult, I've been bad at math since I was a child." How can there be such a thing as mathematics in this world? I don't even understand why teachers teach math! ”
The audience laughed. It seems that he really loves him.
And he really turned his head and asked Zhou Niannian.
"Niannian, are you good at math?"
Zhou Niannian's brain was hot and she began to resist, she also knew the general cultural level of the entertainment industry. Last time she was on "Starlight Girl", she had a college degree, but she was already above average. So she hesitated for a moment and confidently replied, "I think I ...... math It's okay! ”
"Oh, is it okay? Then I'll test you! The male guest also smiled, "That question stumped me, you are good at math, you will definitely be able to solve it!" Excuse me, if a task A takes half an hour to complete and B takes 45 minutes to complete, how many minutes does it take for two people to work together? ”
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How many days later, the audience who watched this variety show in front of the screen could see the exaggerated barrage given by the producer.
What "WOW! "Super hard math problem!" "Stumped on the title of our male god X goddess!!"
The result came out, is it such a question that junior high school students will do?
The most embarrassing thing is that for such a simple question, Zhou Niannian, who just claimed to be "okay in mathematics", said, "No, it's too difficult"!
If you haven't received nine years of compulsory education, you will be deceived!
Zhou Niannian really felt that it was too difficult, so she said that the male guests could ask her about addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and she felt that she could add, subtract, multiply and divide more than two digits!
Her confident performance naturally created a hot spot for the show!
After the recording, the choreographer patted her shoulder with great satisfaction, "It's really yours, Zhou Niannian, we don't have to worry about the ratings of this episode." I just want to make a natural stupid character for you, but I didn't expect the drama you added yourself to be better, more interesting, I think I am very good at natural stupidity, it's really cute! ”
Too...... Cute?
She vaguely felt that something was wrong, but she didn't feel it either.
Until her upright cousin watched the show, she frantically @ her in the group, asking her why she couldn't do such a simple question.
Geng Zhi's second uncle was even more crazy @ her parents, questioning his dear third brother and third brother and sister, why did they favor one over the other when they gave birth to their daughters, why did they turn one daughter into a big bully, shining in "The Brain of Wisdom", and the other daughter into a retarded daughter, which is unique in the world of emojis!
made Zhou Niannian doubt her life, and her relatives and friends no longer lost the opportunity to grab her red envelopes! Since then, she has also started diving. Geng Zhi's second uncle found that Niannian's niece also began to be cold, and he even sent a voice message in the group every day to ask her why she didn't reply to the message! Is it to look down on poor relatives?
As a diving party, Yun Xi watched the beginning and end of this matter.
She didn't expect Zhou Niannian to be so calm this time.
From the time Zhou Niannian began to endorse shampoo and sanitary napkins, she knew that fateful love had begun.
Otherwise, how could shampoo and sanitary napkins with such a high national popularity fall on her head?