Father???

Hearing Xiao Loli's title, Song Xiaojian's eyes were full of contempt, and he looked at Xia Wuyuan, the leader of the salted fish sect,

It's really a book!!

A trace of embarrassment appeared on Xia Wuyuan's face, after all, his cheeks were not as thick as those of the old drunkards, so he would still be embarrassed,

If they were old drunkards, they would definitely not be embarrassed, but would show an expression of a cheap boy,

"Ahem, cough, cough~~"

"Xiao Song, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you, Wen Jing, protect Xiao Song well."

Little Lori Xia Wenjing tilted her head, "Dad, is there a fight to protect him?" ”

Xia Wuyuan's face twitched: "Yes, there must be." ”

"Yay~~"

The two copper hammers with large grinding discs were dripping and rotating in Xia Wenjing's hands, and from time to time they encountered brilliant sparks.

"That's great, we can fight again."

At this moment, Song Xiaojian deeply regretted that he came to the Salted Fish Hall of the main peak,

The numb eggs, not only did not get rid of those who sent the urn, not to mention, but also led the wolf into the room,

People must rely on themselves!

suddenly remembered a classic line from a movie in his previous life,

Isn't it just to send an urn, let's wait and see who will be the first.

………………

The next day, early in the morning, Xia Wenjing had just been discharged from the hospital.

"Mom~~~"

A scream startled countless birds,

The violent little Lori held on to the door frame, tears glistening, her legs trembled, and she trembled~~

In front of the courtyard gate, there are still those very elegant urns...... Oh no, very elaborate food box,

It's just that at this time, I don't know which one is lacking in virtue, so I opened each food box, took out all the pastries inside, and placed them in front of the photo of each food box, as if I was making offerings to the people in the photo.

If that's just the case, the violent little Lori wouldn't be afraid,

But the person who lacks virtue is really lacking in virtue, before each food box, there is also a mini incense burner, and a pillar of lit incense is inserted, and the whole courtyard is full of light smoke, like a fairyland.

If it's just like this, little Lori is just scared, and she won't be scared.

But the person who lacks virtue is really doing a great job, it turns out that each food box contains all kinds of pastries, and those who deliver the food box are afraid that the pastries will be cold or eaten by birds, and the food box is covered.

But at this time, each food box was opened, and inside the box, there was a lot of white ash, and one or two miserable white bones came out of the white ash.

In this situation, where would little Lori not be afraid, no matter what, she is only ten years old, where has she ever seen this kind of scene?

Little Lori's exclamation attracted crows...... Oh no, it attracts countless girls,

Soon, a group of little girls discover someone's masterpiece,

But, as the saying goes, peers are enemies...... Uh~~ The rival in love is barely a peer, right? Right?

The spearheads of the little girls are unprecedentedly unified, and they all point to the violent little Lori at the gate of the courtyard.

"Xia Wenjing, you are too much, dare to spoil the pastries I made like this, I want to tell your father." (This is a love complaint)

"Xia Wenjing, you have to give an explanation today, why can you live in the lotus pond courtyard and get out of here?" (This is a love comparison)

"Xia Wenjing, you killed my favorite caterpillar last time, and today the new account and the old account will be counted together." (This is a grudge-loving one)

"Xia Wenjing, the old lady has long been unhappy with you, come here, the old lady will let you know why the flowers are so red and ......" (uh ~ this is a female ruffian)

"Xia Wenjing ......"

There are many people, but the violent little Lori is not afraid, and she finds the pair of copper hammers with large grinding plates.

"If you want to fight, okay, it just happens that your hands are itchy, you guys, let's go together."

In an instant, the tiger entered the flock...... Oh no, it's supposed to be a flock of geese and ducks (a woman is about 500 ducks, so that's right?). A duckling that hasn't grown up is a duck too. ）

Screams came and went, pearl jewelry, gold hairpins and jade pendants, handkerchiefs and turbans, and tattered clothes flew all over the sky.

In the turtle courtyard, Chi Kui Zhu was in front of a pot of stew, his face full of envy, "Young, it's so good!" ”

……

A certain slut, who is sleeping heartlessly, worked hard all night last night to complete his masterpiece, now, who else dares to send an urn?

……………………

Sure enough, starting the next day, no one put an urn at the gate of the courtyard.

But Song Xiaojian couldn't be happy, he underestimated the shamelessness of those old guys, and seriously underestimated the determination of those old guys to recruit him as a son-in-law.

The day after the violence, the guy who delivered food to the lotus pond courtyard never came, and his food will be taken care of by other surrounding courtyards.

Numb, Song Xiaojian thought with his toes, he knew what the idea of that group of old guys was, didn't they just come to scratch their hearts and stomachs?

Well, in fact, he doesn't care, who makes it anyway and doesn't eat it?

However, you have to make something special to be able to eat.

On the first day when the husband didn't come to deliver the meal, after Song Xiaojian finished breakfast, he basically spent the day in the toilet, which made his feet soft.

The next day, Song Xiaojian basically didn't move the chopsticks, not only the rice was raw, but the dish called steamed fish was served, and as soon as the lid was opened, a fish with a bow tied on its head bounced out of the plate, and finally successfully escaped from prison, escaped into the lotus pond, and called the koi a brother.

On the third day, Song Xiaojian, who was hungry for a day and could barely walk, seemed to usher in spring, the rice was cooked, the vegetables were cooked, and he was so hungry that his eyes were dizzy, and he almost gnawed on the plate.

As a result, he was still Spartan, and he didn't know who it was, whether he had a grudge against salt or something, not to mention that the dishes were salty, and even the rice was mixed with salt, and as a result, he poured more than ten pots of water a day, and the sound of jingling water could be heard in his stomach.

Day 4......

Day 5......

A week later, Song Xiaojian, who was tortured and no longer resembled a human form, came to the Turtle Hall with difficulty.

The big character was lying on the ground, and I saw the figure flashing in front of me,

said weakly: "Uncle, give me a stutter, I'm dying of hunger~woo~"

"Damn, brother, what's wrong with you?"

Hearing Chi Yan's voice, Song Xiaojian was like meeting a savior,

Whimpered: "Big brother, you don't know......"

……

Chiyan came, Song Xiaojian was saved,

After gobbling it up, Song Xiaojian told about his hellish life in the past few days,

Chi Yan didn't have to laugh without lungs, but he still laughed, and he couldn't stop laughing.

hugged Song Xiaojian's shoulders and looked cheap: "Brother, be content, so many girls cook for you, you should wake up laughing when you fall asleep, although it is unpalatable, although it will take a day after eating, although the rice is raw and the fish is alive, although the salt is more than rice......"

"However, this is all the girls' love for you, brother is envious, envious...... No, all cast to the ground, hahahaha~~~"

Song Xiaojian rolled his eyes speechlessly, where is this envy, it is clearly schadenfreude,

"Don't stand and talk without backache, hurry up and think of a way, otherwise, turn into a dog and wait."

Chi Yan laughed, "Turning into a dog pill? Brother will be afraid? Brother has already laid the foundation. ”

What rice?

Song Xiaojian was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, a few months have passed, and it is normal to build a foundation.

His eyes rolled and his mouth shrunk, "Forget it, I can see it through, some people, when you ask for help, you call me brother, and when you look for him, you will push back and block, forget it, just because I was blind at the time." ”

As he spoke, he was about to go out,

Chiyan was anxious, and hurriedly said: "Brother, don't go, brother didn't mean that, brother will find a way for you, isn't it just food, brother will get it for you immediately." ”

He can't help but be in a hurry, if he didn't have Song Xiaojian's Turning Dog Pill, he wouldn't have been able to take down the little fire snake, let alone build a foundation, this kind of kindness can't be covered up in a few words.

If he says it, he Chiyan is a typical example of ingratitude, how will he be mixed up in the future?

In the afternoon of the same day, Chi Yan secretly sent a storage bracelet, which was full of various ingredients.

In the storage bracelet, you can't put living things, and even bacteria can't survive, so the ingredients won't spoil no matter how long you put them in.

………………

On this day, the lotus pond courtyard,

"Grilled chicken wings, my favorite ......"

Song Xiaojian, who had been resurrected with full blood, sat on the edge of the lotus pond, leisurely roasting chicken wings, the violent little Lori Xia Wenjing, her eyes flashed with little stars, and she sat on the copper hammer next to her with drool.

She held a small notebook in her hand, and the lines of records were shocking:

"On May 6th, the No. 5 basalt turtle vomited."

"On May 7th, the 11th koi turned over."

"On May 8th, White Mouse 27 went crazy."

……

"On May 25, the basalt turtles escaped from prison en masse for three days, and they have not yet returned."

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"On May 31st, the great migration of koi fish to life and death began."

……

"On June 18th, the white rat 79 died, this is the last guinea pig, and Brother Chiyan said that the next batch of test mice will arrive in three days."

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Lines of text, lines of blood and tears, indictment of some horrific food, extermination of humane food......