Chapter 008: Do You Want to Eat It While It's Hot?
Chi Yan sneered: "Why, there are so many senior brothers in the eighth peak, no one is your opponent?" ”
cough cough ~~
The white-robed young man coughed violently, "You and I are stupid, I just entered the eighth peak, which of them didn't build the foundation before me?" Consult with them, am I itchy or looking for death? ”
Chi Yan snorted lightly: "Pretend, why don't you continue to pretend?" Doesn't it mean that the master is lonely? ”
The white-robed young man said fiercely, "Damn, why don't you pretend, finally one step ahead of you, build the foundation before you, can't you pretend?" ”
Chi Yan suddenly laughed, "Haha, this is the Bai Shui I know, what are you doing standing at the gate of the courtyard, go in." ”
Before he finished speaking, Bai Shui smashed over with a wine gourd, "Damn, you don't want to go in, you and I want to stand at the door and be sunburned, the courtyard gate is protected by a formation, how can I enter?" ”
"Cut, others don't know, I don't know yet, can this ban stop you?"
After opening the ban, entering the courtyard, and chatting for a while, Chi Yan said:
"You'd better be honest, what are you doing with me? Did you get into trouble again and want me to take the blame? Brother, it's not that my brother doesn't help you, it's just that everything always has a price, in short, you know......"
Bai Shui drank the wine slowly, "Hehe, this time it's not my business, it's your business, I have an idea, maybe I can deal with that little fire snake." ”
Chi Yan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Oh, let's hear it, is it reliable?" ”
Bai Shui put down the wine gourd and said, "This year's new disciple, there is one person who may be able to help you." ”
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Twenty-four thousand miles east of Jiuxuanzong, Manniu Mountain, a mountain-like Manniu King was lying at the feet of the man in black, the black runes in the center of his eyebrows flashed with black light, and the man in black muttered: "It's not enough, it's not enough to deal with Jiuxuanzong, I want more, more cannon fodder." ”
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cleaned up Jia Long with ventilation pills, and no one bothered Song Xiaojian, he was also happy to be quiet,
In the past few days, in addition to cultivating, Song Xiaojian has been soaking in the Jing Pavilion,
It is said that it is a scripture pavilion, but in fact, there are no secrets of the law, just some miscellaneous books.
Song Xiaojian wanted to figure out the medicinal materials for refining the Qi Condensing Pill,
That day, Elder Jiu said that the medicinal materials needed to refine the Qi Condensing Pill were not secret, and the medicinal materials needed were also available everywhere in the Southern Wilderness, so it was possible to try them out with a synthesizer.
Early in the morning, Song Xiaojian finished his morning class and came to the Jing Pavilion again, the rows of bookshelves in the Jing Pavilion are all made of dragon blood sandalwood, dragon blood incense sandalwood not only repells mosquitoes and prevents moths, but also refreshes the mind.
Song Xiaojian walked to the bookshelf, "Geography of Mountains and Rivers", what the hell are these circles, dizzy,
"The Legend of the Ghost Fox", how can there be a novel? Yes, this plot is definitely eighteen forbidden, but is it really good to put this book in this new disciple area who is only twelve or thirteen years old?
"Emperor Canglan and His Concubines", damn, take this title, and you are not afraid of being killed by the descendants of Emperor Canglan? Or is this book written by a concubine of Emperor Canglan?
"The Self-cultivation of the Divine Stick", I'm afraid this book is misplaced.
"The Weirdness of the Black Dragon Mountains" ......
Stop and go, flipping through one book after another, until the sun was setting in the west, Song Xiaojian didn't find what he wanted,
Suddenly, Song Xiaojian's eyes saw that there was a book at the foot of a bookshelf,
Common Sense of Pharmacology
There should be one in this book.
Reach out and pick up the bookshelf, take out the "Common Sense of Pharmacology" and look at it,
Song Xiaojian didn't notice that after he took out the book, the bookshelf began to tilt, faster and faster,
"呯~呯~呯~呯~~~"
Rows of bookshelves, like dominoes, all fell down,
Bah~~
Song Xiaojian finally climbed out from under the bookshelf, spit out the dust in his mouth, and saw Deacon Wang's ice-like face,
"This ...... It's a conspiracy......"
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If you come out to mix, you will have to pay it back sooner or later, but Song Xiaojian has to be a little fast.
"Destroy the bookshelf of the scripture pavilion, read that you are a first offense, punish you for cleaning the toilet for three months, if there is a next time, abolish the cultivation and expel the sect."
On the square, Deacon Wang was selfless, and in front of more than 400 registered disciples, he pronounced the punishment of Song Xiaojian.
As soon as the words fell, the melon-eating friends below whispered,
"I'll just say, don't mess with Deacon Wang, last month Ma Rulong also knocked down the bookshelf, and was only punished for cleaning the toilet for one day, you see, this time the punishment is March."
"What, Ma Rulong also knocked it down, why didn't he fix the bookshelf?"
"Cut, you don't know this, maybe it's the king's insistence, that is, to find someone to be angry."
"Shhh, be quiet, you don't want to die, what should I do if Deacon Wang hears it?"
"Shh~~~"
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After Song Xiaojian received the punishment, he returned to his residence dejectedly, with a helpless expression, cleaning the toilet for three months~~~ Three months......
If there is a harvest, it would be fine, but that book has only just read the beginning, conspiracy...... Absolute conspiracy......
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In the main hall of the front mountain, the wine elder snorted wine, shook his head and said: "Lao Wang, you are going back more and more, a deacon of the Yudan realm, he is actually as knowledgeable as a little guy in the Qi cultivation realm, and even the yin tricks have been used, tsk tsk~~"
Yin Song Xiaojian took a hand, and Deacon Wang was full of spring breeze: "What, Lao Tzu is willing, no......"
Where did the pill that Jia Long ate come from, this can't be hidden from someone with a heart at all, so ......
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A day later,
A red-haired young man looked at the slogan posted on the toilet wall, and the corners of his mouth turned up, "Song Xiaojian? Kind of interesting......"
Qianshan Palace,
After rectifying Song Xiaojian, Deacon Wang was in a good mood, holding the scroll in his hand, shaking his head, and leisurely sipping tea.
"Deacon Wang, it's not good, it's ...... over the toilet"
Hearing this, Deacon Wang was a spirit, toilet? That Song Xiaojian won't have any demon moths again, who ate his fart pill again?
"What's going on in the toilet?"
The disciple on duty swallowed, "Deacon Wang, you can go and take a look." ”
Deacon Wang glanced at the disciple on duty, snorted lightly, his figure flashed, and came to the toilet.
The entire outer wall of the toilet is covered with slogans,
"One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization."
"Don't be superstitious about your length, come closer."
"Don't rush after pooping, do you want to eat it while it's hot?"
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Song Xiaojian finished pasting the slogan, humming a little song, and walked in the direction of the Jing Pavilion,
There are policies and countermeasures, isn't it just cleaning the toilet, and it can be difficult for me to fall down?
Familiar with the road, I found the book "Common Sense of Pharmacology" again, and looked at it carefully.
Huh, isn't that it?
After a while, Song Xiaojian saw what he wanted,
Medicinal materials required for Qi Condensation Pill: Thousand Star Grass, Golden Flame Vine, Tiger Tooth Flower......
Finally found it, Song Xiaojian was overjoyed, and hurriedly copied it down,
But the thought of cleaning the toilet for three months suddenly vanished the joy in my heart.
The next step is to buy medicinal herbs and then start work......