Chapter 449: Good Poison

"Shut up! Where did the country wild woman come from, what kind of mess is she making here! The steward of the Zhou family jumped out and viciously ordered the woman and the child to be driven away.

Zhou Yuan broke out in a cold sweat, and looked at the "Shao Jing" who had been motionless since he was caught.

The pale cyan robe was indeed worn by Shao Jing before, the feet of the robe were embroidered with dark cyan bamboo patterns, the figure was generally tall, with long hands and long legs, the shoes were green cloth round shoes, the shoes were embroidered with bamboo leaf patterns of the same color, and a piece of green jade pendant was hung around the waist.

All the clothes were exactly the same as the Shao Jing she had seen before.

But she was not sure, and she always felt that under the sack was the face of a strange and smelly man with gray hair and ravines.

So there was a dilemma.

I want to bring people back, but I'm afraid that I will make a mistake and make a big joke.

Don't take people away, and I'm afraid of being fooled - Tian Youwei is not a good stubble, maybe she did the matter of this woman and the child.

Zhou Yuan thought about it, so he called the family who had done the work before over and asked, "Are you sure it's Shao Jing?" ”

The housekeeper's eyes straightened: "It should be, the little ones watched him walk over with their own eyes, and then took the sack and put it on." ”

Should be?

Zhou Yuanyuan was very angry, and was thinking about how to deal with it, but the audience Jinshi shouted: "I'm afraid it's really a mistake, give it back to others, poor one." ”

The woman and the child cried louder and louder, and someone laughed: "This girl, if you take off the sack on Shao Xiaolang's head and let him make his appearance, this woman will know that she is wrong, she will not cry, and you can also verify your identity, so you can rest assured." ”

"It's just that if you don't untie his rope, you just take off the sack and you won't be able to run."

Untied the sack in public, it was Shao Jing who was fine, but if not, he would still have to lose face.

Zhou Yuanyuan began to regret that she should have listened to her parents and waited at home obediently, even if something went wrong, it had nothing to do with her.

But now it's too late to regret it, and after thinking about it, he covered his face with the fan and said to the steward: "You take a look quietly, don't you just throw it here." ”

The steward went to open the sack, and saw an old face with ravines and ravines looking at him with bright eyes.

The steward was startled, quickly withdrew his hand, and looked at Zhou Yuan with a pale face.

Zhou Yuan's scalp was numb, and he ran over to open it to take a look, and his pretty face was so angry that he turned red, slapped the face a few times, and ran away crying.

The Zhou family hurriedly left the person behind and ran out after her.

Everyone burst into laughter, took off the sack on the head of "Shao Jing" on the ground, and then untied the rope and pulled it up, laughing one after another: "What a stiff Tanhualang of Li Daitao!" ”

But he is an old man with a body very similar to Shao Jing, with gray hair, many wrinkles on his face, and a big mole on his forehead.

He stood there blinking his eyes, still shouting, "Didn't Zhou Xiangfu want me to be my son-in-law?" Why don't you want it? I do, I do! ”

The woman with the child rushed up, jumped up and slapped him twice, and scolded loudly: "Be your mother's big dream of spring and autumn!" Want to be the son-in-law of the Prime Minister's house? Next life, I'm phew! You big mole! ”

Then he grabbed the man's ears and dragged the man away with the child.

Everyone laughed so hard that they just stamped their feet and clapped their hands, and even worse, tears burst into their eyes.

The new scholars were already planning how to write poems to satirize this matter.

Zhou Yuan became famous in a fight, and Zhou Xiangfu became a big joke.

Tian Youwei couldn't help but worry when she saw it: "You're not afraid of revenge from the Prime Minister's Mansion?" ”

It's really too poisonous, more poisonous than her.

She just wanted to snatch the person back, but Shao Jing directly tore off the person's face and threw it on the ground to step on.

This is a mortal feud.

"The! It's time to teach this treacherous man a lesson! Shao Ye is also what his family Xiao thinks? Huo Jixian slapped the table vigorously and picked up the tea to salute Shao Jing.

Shao Jing drank tea with a smile and ordered Huo Jixian: "You go back first and erase the relevant traces." ”

Huo Ji responded first, put on his hat and hurriedly left.

Shao Jing sat next to Tian Youwei at this time, raised his hand to wipe the sweat beads on the tip of her forehead and nose for her, and said to her very seriously: "I said, I am yours." ”

Tian Youwei looked at him for a long time, curled the corners of her lips and stroked his cheeks, then gently held him, and imprinted a kiss on his lips.

She just wanted to touch the dragonfly and kiss it, but he hugged her into her arms and gnawed so hard that she couldn't breathe.

After a while, he let go of her and chuckled in her ear: "I thought of three strategies, but the third one is really bold, aren't you afraid of being discovered?" ”

Tian Youwei whispered: "As long as it is operated properly, it will not be discovered." ”

Shao Jing lightly bit her earlobe and said in a dumb voice, "Is there a fourth one?" ”

Tian Youwei shrank for a moment, and said shyly: "Yes, just like the method used by the woman just now, I copied a marriage book, stopped it in public, and then revealed my identity, these scholars will not watch this kind of thing happen." ”

Shao Jing leaned on her shoulder and chuckled, Tian Youwei was annoyed by his laughter: "What are you laughing at?" Isn't it funny? ”

"Nope. I am very happy, I am so happy to be so valued by my mother, and I am really happy to be a husband. Shao Jing couldn't help laughing, holding Tian Youwei's face and whispering: "But it's just that this lady's eyes are lame, and she can't recognize her husband." ”

Tian Youwei said angrily: "You are picking bones in eggs, to be honest, you have been picking that person for a long time, right?" How could it be like this? The Zhou family is not stupid! ”

"Yes, the Zhou family is not stupid. Soon they will be in trouble with me, so I must hurry to the county king's mansion and report the matter to the palace immediately. ”

Shao Jing stood up, opened the cage in the corner of the room and took out a set of clothes, and took off the clothes he was wearing in front of Tian Youwei without hesitation.

"Oops! What a man you are! Tian Youwei was caught off guard, quickly covered her eyes with her hands, and peeked through her fingers.

Shao Jing laughed: "Don't pretend! Thought I didn't know you peeked? Old husband and wife, of course, this is not at home, there is no need to shy away, it is better to be comfortable. ”

Tian Youwei simply put down her hand and stepped forward to help him dress: "That one must be very jealous of Zhou Xiang, right?" ”

Shao Jing pinched her face: "I'm getting smarter now!" That one was very suspicious, he had to rely on Zhou Xianghui to negotiate peace, but he was very jealous. Today's matter is destined to be unsolvable, so we can only go off the rails and make a name for it. ”

Tian Youwei didn't dare to delay him, she was busy helping him clean up, and went out together, she went home, and Shao Jing went to the county king's mansion to find the little sheep.

Tian's family put up lanterns, many neighbors came to congratulate, Mr. Liao and Liao Shu also came, Tian's father and Xie's spring breeze were proud, warmly entertaining the guests, seeing Tian Youwei coming, they asked: "Where is Ajing?" ”

It turned out that the story of Zhou's son-in-law's scandal had not yet been reported, and Tian Youwei didn't mention it, but said: "I'll be back in a while, I'll arrange the dinner at night." ”