Chapter 338: Strange Knowledge Increases
Before the first rain of the rainy season, Guna and Mu Chengfeng finally reunited in Mowen City, so Mu Chengfeng also specially spent money to ask Guna to rub her in the tavern, which is really rare. During the period, he even asked, the life dynamics of the white bird and the double ponytail over there, and finally relieved after learning that everything was fine.
"I don't see it, you still care about your little wives!" Gu Na laughed, and Mu Chengfeng hurriedly retorted: "Don't talk nonsense, what a little wife, my sister is just a sister!" ”
"Oh, yes, sister, sister! It's okay for the two of them to come over there for a small day, and Bai Que asked me to bring you a message, saying that you don't want to die outside! Also, don't look for some women who don't care. ”
"Are you sure this is what Bai Que said, not Mu Xiaoya?"
"Haha, it's seen through, but it doesn't matter, both of them probably mean the same thing, so you little man knows what to do!" turned his head to Yu Lan and Su Muyi to greet them: "Lanlan, Muyi, what about the two of you, how are you getting along?" But I won't intervene about the little of the three of you! Also, "put down the chopsticks in his hand and threw a small card in front of Mu Chengfeng's body, "Your teacher qualification certificate, congratulations, Mu Tutor, now you are also a hired tutor of the Mowen City Hunter Academy, eh, it's a pity!" ”
"You woman, it's a pity that you said it, right!" Putting the teacher qualification certificate into his arms speechlessly, Mu Chengfeng asked, "What do you mean by this pity?" ”
"Don't worry about these details, just take it as congratulations!"
Knocking the edge of the plate into a crunch, Guna was already enjoying it.
"I'm really scared of your congratulations, but forget it, welcome back to Mowen City, the past half a year has passed so fast, I feel that a lot of things have happened, and every day is tense and exciting."
"yes, a lot of things have happened, how about it, why don't you have a bottle of wine, if the wine is mine, how about I?"
"Don't!!" Mu Chengfeng pushed his hand to refuse Guna's proposal, "You know, I've never drunk a dive. ”
"It's really a disappointment, it's as abnormal for a man not to drink as it is for a woman not to come to her aunt......"
This metaphor made Yu Lan and Su Muyi, who were sitting next to them, nod their heads thoughtfully, this is indeed the case, even those who are too poor to afford to drink wine, sometimes they will save a few copper plates and then go to exchange for a glass of inferior ale wine to taste fresh.
"Hey, I said big sister, what's wrong with me not drinking? What does this have to do with your great aunt? Can he come and drink for me? ”
Mu Chengfeng felt inexplicable, but his innocent appearance made several girls laugh!
"It's okay, it doesn't matter at all, haha, don't say you've never paid attention to this issue, or do you not know what a big aunt is? The white finch and the double ponytail ask you for a tampon, do you still want to ask us what a tampon is? ”
This made Mu Chengfeng hear it in a fog, and a certain guy was terrible stupid in this regard.
"yes, so, what is a tampon?"
Yu Lan became a life mentor at this time, attached to Mu Chengfeng's ear, and quietly opened the door to a new world for Mu Chengfeng, but he never knew that he was blushing, "It turns out that you are so troublesome to be a woman!" No wonder you are not fat, a drop of blood and a bowl of rice, come on, eat quickly! "Boss, let's have another Wang Ba soup!"
This one? The girls are full of question marks, does this have anything to do with whether they are fat or not? Haven't you ever seen a fat woman?
The fist slammed into his head, "Don't be a clever bastard! Watch out for us hammering you to death! ”
"Did I say something wrong?"
A big corn cob was stuffed into Mu Chengfeng's mouth, "Good, talk less, eat more, understand?" ”
Shrugging his shoulders weakly, Mu Chengfeng stopped interjecting, watching these women sitting on the table talking and laughing, digging deep into the gossip, it seems that some aspects of knowledge need to be made up in the library, is there such a book in the library? Is it okay to sit there and read a book like this? Wouldn't it be embarrassing to be discovered? And then what kind of expression and tone should you use to deal with it, or what kind of excuse should you pretend? Do you mean you have to learn how to take better care of your girlfriend? But you don't have a girlfriend either? Do you want to be curious? But a man wonders if these things are weird, or perverted? No, no, no, this is all for a more friendly and harmonious relationship with women in the future. Is it for love and peace? Mu Chengfeng thought to himself, and then finally nodded heavily in his heart and said, "Yes, it's for love and peace!" ”
Now that the reason is valid, the next step is to put the idea into action! It's all just because of love, not because of curiosity, and not because of perversion!
Later, Mu Chengfeng also discovered the existence of brown sugar and hot water to cure all diseases in the book...... Maybe it can remind everyone to drink more hot water? Yes, that's what it looks like.
The dinner of several people made Mu Chengfeng spit out a little old blood, and the cost was a bit big, among them, the cups and plates piled up by Gu Na alone were higher than the four of them combined, and Mu Chengfeng couldn't help but wonder if this guy didn't eat at the beginning, and then deliberately waited for himself to come to treat, and then slaughtered himself fiercely? The more he thought about it, the more he felt that there was such a possibility, and it must have been done by Guna on purpose!
It seems that this kind of thing is still less expensive in the future, it costs too much, it is better to go out and fight a demonic beast and come back, and eat an open-air barbecue directly, without spending a dime more unjustly money, this idea is much smarter than inviting everyone to eat and drink!
Yes, that's it for the rest of the day! Just say that the picnic is good, it sounds romantic and saves money! "I'm so witty!" Lying on the bed in the room, Mu Chengfeng kept tossing and turning, thinking about this problem repeatedly, presumably doing this, everyone will not care too much, maybe because of such a miraculous barbecue technique, and then fall in love with this kind of activity! After all, it costs hundreds or thousands to go to a restaurant for a casual meal, and one or two people who open a restaurant are like vampires, and they must not be cheap for a dime from these people!
If the owner of the small shop listened to Mu Chengfeng's words, it is estimated that he would not be able to say it, I have already given you a half-price discount, and I will earn you a labor money for stir-frying, what else is there to beep? I don't know that it's not easy for us people to live, do you think our money is blown by the wind?
Of course, most of these are also nonsense, you can only complain, you can't change the real status quo, just like that, you accommodate me, I accommodate you, support each other, and get through the day is a day! If you put it in your heart, the boss actually doesn't hate people like Mu Chengfeng, no matter how much he cares, at least one is enough, that is, he will definitely pay after eating. Relying on their own strength, there are actually not a few people who have the ability to eat and wipe clean and not admit their accounts.