Chapter 157: Three Seconds Real Man (Two in One)

Song Xiaojian was full of confidence and looked forward to squeezing every penny out of the pockets of the visitors, but he didn't know that this auction was not as simple as he imagined.

Furong Courtyard is the highest-level courtyard of Jiuxuanzong's hospitality.

In the middle of the small courtyard, under the verdant camphor tree, the great elder of the Feather Sect, Lu Yifa, looked disgusted, and did not look at the person in front of him.

"Muddy Ho, are you too embarrassed to see me?"

This mud is the great elder of the White Feather Sect, it can be said that Lu Yifa's old rival and lifelong enemy,

However, his real name is not Mud He, but He Nanli,

"Hehe......"

He Nanli also didn't look at Lu Yifa squarely, and glanced at it obliquely: "Lu Sanshuang, why are you willing to see your stinky face?" Every time I see your stinky face, I can't eat for three months. ”

Lu Yifa pursed his lips, his eyes were full of contempt, "Hehe, they all say that the mud can't support the wall, sure enough, why don't you want to see me, why did you call me over?" Do you old boy want to lose weight? ”

Looking at He Nanli's bamboo-like figure, Lu Yifa's eyes were full of banter,

On the side, He Nanli's apprentice Sun Shan's eyes were full of helplessness, and he glanced at Lu Yifa's apprentice Quan Shun, who was also helpless in his eyes, and soon understood, and the two walked out quickly,

Numb, this place will soon become a place of right and wrong, their countless bloody lessons before told them that if they don't leave, they won't be able to leave,

Seeing the playful look in Lu Yifa's eyes, He Nanli's heart was broken, and he couldn't help but scold him for being an unreliable sect master.

Speaking of which, he and Lu Yifa can be said to be in sympathy,

Gan Xianyu, the sect leader of the White Feather Sect, is a real salted fish, and Yuan Fatzi of the Feather Sect has a virtue, he usually doesn't care about anything, and all trivial things are handed over to him, the great elder.

said that he was an elder, but in fact he was similar to a nanny, and he did everything to wipe his ass.

This is not, this time the magic weapon of Jiuxuanzong was auctioned, and He Nanli was arrested again.

"Lu Sanshuang, if it weren't for you leading the team this time, I couldn't find a person who could call the shots, Lao Tzu is willing to see your stinky face, every time I see your ugly face, Lao Tzu has no appetite for three months."

Lu Yifa looked proud,

"Haha, that's great, come on, prepare a good banquet, I'm going to catch up with Elder He."

He Nanli looked constipated, numb, Lao Tzu can't eat when he sees your face, who wants to catch up with you?

"Lu Sanshuang, don't fix these things that you don't have, talk about business, Lao Tzu is looking for you to talk about business."

Lu Yifa waved his hand lightly,

"Oh, this person is big, his energy is not good, I don't have the strength to eat, and I even have my ears back, what do you say? Be louder, I can't hear you! ”

He Nanli saw his pretentious appearance, and his teeth creaked in anger,

Stamped his foot violently,

Boom~~

The green bricks on the ground suddenly cracked into eight petals~~

"Lu Sansan seconds, don't go too far!!"

Lu Yifa nonchalantly plucked his ears,

"What? What did you say? Be louder, haven't you eaten? ”

"You~~~ hehe!"

He Nanli laughed angrily,

"Hehe, Lu Sanshuang, you are amazing, really amazing, I am convinced, okay, if you don't want to, forget it, if you want to see the third Sanpin sect appear in the Southern Wilderness, come and grab resources with us, you can continue to pretend to be stupid."

Hearing this, Lu Yifa frowned slightly,

The resources of the Southern Wilderness are poor, and the low-end resources are fine, but the high-end resources are very few, otherwise why would it be called the Southern Wilderness?

Cultivation is the most resource-consuming, and the more you get to the back, the more resources you need.

Now there are only two third-grade sects in the Southern Wilderness, which can be quite passable, but if another third-grade sect emerges, it will not be a good thing for either the Yuhua Sect or the White Feather Sect.

"Muddy, what do you mean by that?"

"Heh~~"

He Nanli chuckled, "Lu Sanxian, after so many years, has your brain been eaten by a dog?" Can't even see it so obvious? ”

Lu Yifa's brows gradually narrowed, "You mean the Nine Xuanzong?" ”

Then he smiled and said: "I said mud, are you too timid, the Nine Xuanzong is only a six-grade sect, and it is far from the third-grade sect......"

"Huh!!"

He Nanli sneered: "Sure enough, your brain was not only eaten by a dog, but the dog also left a bunch of shit in it, hehe!" ”

Lu Yi was so angry that his hair stood upside down, "Worm, mud, who are you scolding for shit?" ”

"Huh~~"

He Nanli really couldn't help it this time, laughed, and looked at Lu Yifa's eyes full of surprise,

"Tut-tut~~"

"Lu Yixian, it turns out, although I scolded you for shit, it was just angry words, but I really didn't expect that you would be really shit in your head, just the two of us here, am I not scolding you or scolding myself?"

"You can't even figure this out, and you even ask me who I scolded, this kind of brain, it's not just......"

Lu Yifa was choked,

Ma Dan, he is the great elder of the Feather Sect on weekdays, how can anyone dare to scold him to his face like this?

If you don't check it for a while, you fell for He Nanli,

When He Nanli said this, he was angry and ashamed, and Lu Yi turned red,

It's like a steamed crab, and the whole body is red,

Puffs of green smoke rose from his head,

"Ho! South! Leave! , today there is me without you!! ”

The sound was like a cow's roar, and the leaves of the old camphor tree fell like rain,

Outside the courtyard,

Sun Shan glanced towards the courtyard, as if he hadn't heard this huge roar at all,

"Brother Sun, it's your turn, hurry up, don't call the landlord a word, don't grind like a girl."

It's not that Quan Shun didn't hear Lu Yifa's roar, but he was used to this way of getting along with the two old guys.

As for the reason, he was also curious,

The final result was that he was hung up by Lu Yifa and beaten for three and a half days, and then he didn't dare to ask anymore.

Sun Shan smiled, "Called, of course called, turtle grandson is not called a landlord......"

Quanshun: "I robbed the landlord ......"

……

The movements of the two outside the hospital, where can they hide from the two people in the hospital,

Lu was angry, rolled up his sleeves and was about to do it,

"Stop !!"

He Nanli hurriedly dodged away and shouted to stop,

"Lu Sansao, you don't want the juniors to see jokes, right?"

Lu Yifa's footsteps did not stop, approaching quickly,

"Hmph, so what, it's not like they haven't seen ......"

Belch~~~

He Nanli rolled his eyes, numb, we are also the great elders of the Sanpin Sect, can we save face? If this continues, how will you teach your disciples in the future?

"Get down to business, get down to business!"

Lu Yifa's eyes were calm, and his voice was cold,

"It's okay to get down to business, you apologize first, or don't talk about it!"

He Nanli's face was full of helplessness, and he spread his hands,

"Well, I was wrong, I apologize, I didn't say it right, you don't have shit in your head, that dog didn't shit in it......"

Lu Yifa stopped, with a smug look in his eyes, "Count your kid acquaintance......

He Nanli pursed his lips secretly, and began to wonder if it was right to find Lu Yi.

Why can't you hear such an obvious trap?

Saying that the dog didn't poop in his head, doesn't that mean that your brain was eaten by a dog?

However, he didn't plan to make it clear, he didn't come to Lu Yi to fight.

"Brother Sansao, let's get down to business, it's important to get down to business."

Lu Yifa rolled his eyes at the title of three seconds, what a special three-second brother, who is a special three-second?

However, he did say that He Nanli was not good,

For this title, he had asked He Nanli more than once a long time ago.

I remember that at that time, He Nanli gave a thumbs up and looked yearning, "Brother Lu, junior brother is praising you, no matter what enemy you are, you can't last three seconds under you, so you are a real man, a real man in three seconds......"

Belch~~~

Well, although Lu Yifa also thinks that the title of Three Seconds Real Man is very weird and easy to misunderstand, but He Nanli praised him like this, and he didn't want to say anything more.

Do you want him to say that three seconds is too short to look like a real man?

Belch~~~

Well, if so, isn't there no three hundred taels of silver here?

Speak tightly,

Lu Yifa rolled his eyes, "Okay, it's okay to talk about business, but before talking about business, I have to eat first......"

He Nanli: "......"

Wine over three rounds of dishes over five flavors,

Three hours later, He Nanli looked at Lu Yifa, who was constantly hiccups, with a constipated face that was ten years old.

"Brother Sans, now we can talk about business."

Belch~~~~

Lu Yifa gave a long wine burp, the smell of wine mixed with spittle stars, and sprayed He Nanli's face,

"Comfortable~~~"

"By the way, what did you just say?"

He Nan was expressionless, but the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched rapidly, and the beard on his chin kept trembling, all of which showed that the patience in his heart had reached the limit.

"Haha~~~"

Lu Yifa laughed and said: "Don't worry, the Nine Xuanzong is only a six-grade sect, and it is not a little bit short of a star from the third-grade, you, salty and radish are not worried......"

He Nanli forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart and snorted coldly,

"Lu Sanxian, do you really think so? Don't forget about the Musoukkaku. ”

Wushuang Pavilion?

Lu Yifa's eyes condensed slightly, of course he wouldn't know about the affairs of the Wushuang Pavilion, whether it was the people of the Wushuang Pavilion who secretly dealt a heavy hand to the Nine Xuanzong, or the pavilion master Liao Degao's action against Song Xiaojian, he knew it very clearly,

However, this is not to blame Jiuxuanzong,

"Mud, you, after so many years, it still hasn't changed at all, hearing the wind is rain, you don't know what kind of virtue those guys in the Wushuang Pavilion are?"

"This time it must be the magic weapon auction of the Nine Xuanzong Sect, which moved their cake, so they are secretly making it bad, which is normal, if they don't do anything, then it is not normal."

Seeing his indifferent eyes, He Nan once again came up with the idea that he shouldn't talk to Lu Yifa about this matter,

Numb, find someone who even had his brain eaten by a dog to talk about this, my brain is also sick, right?

"Lu Sanxian, this thing is really as simple as you think?"

"Haha~~"

Lu laughed,

"It's so simple, Jiuxuanzong sells magic weapons, or sells them in large quantities, the interests of Wushuang Pavilion are affected, and they are secretly bad, Jiuxuanzong is not happy, and he will definitely fight with Wushuang Pavilion, what's so strange about this?"

"Encounter this kind of thing. It is impossible for the Nine Xuanzong to be willing to be a turtle with a shrunken head, the more you endure this kind of thing, the more the other party will become a profit, this truth, as the great elder of the White Feather Sect, it is impossible for you not to understand? ”

"How can this matter be as complicated as you say?"

He Nanli looked at Lu Yifa for a long time, and the look in his eyes made Lu Yifa's heart hairy,

After a long time, just when Lu Yifa wondered if He Mud's orientation had changed,

He Nan let out a long sigh,

"Alas~~~"

The voice is resentful, like a thousand-year-old resentful woman in the boudoir,

Lu Yifa suddenly had dense goosebumps all over his body,

"He mud, you can't be bent, right?"

When He Nanli heard this, he was stunned at first, and then his face turned pale,

"Roll !!"

Wow~Wow~~

His roar shook the roof with a rattling sound.

Outside the hospital, the cards in the hands of Quan Shun and Sun Shan were instantly shaken into powder and scattered with the wind.

"Hehe~~"

Transit quickly took out another deck of cards,

"This one wasn't a ...... just now"

Sun Shan's gaze was withdrawn from the pile of spirit stones that once belonged to him with difficulty in Quan Shun's eyes, and instead glanced at the small courtyard, with a look of lovelessness.

He finally got a good deck of cards, and he was about to win, and the result was ......

Master, can't you just wait for me to win before yelling?

Of course, he would never dare to say this, especially when his master was still angry.

In the small courtyard,

Seeing He Nanli angry, Lu Yifa was a lot relieved,

"Haha, mud, I'm just kidding, why should you take it seriously."

He Nanli took a deep breath for several minutes before suppressing the anger in his heart and regaining his composure,

"Lu Sanxian, although what you just said is correct, however, you have overlooked a key point."

"Oh?"

Lu Yifa raised his eyebrows slightly,

"What's the key?"

He Nanli: "Wushuang Pavilion is the fourth grade!" ”

Yes??

Lu Yifa looked confused, "Yes, I know, what's wrong?" ”

At this time, He Nanli's heart was broken, numb, sure enough, it was a mistake to talk about this matter with this brainless person,

However, he didn't have a choice, Nanhuang only had two or three grade sects, and the head of the Feather Sect was the brainless guy in front of him, and it was really not good if he wasn't looking for him.

"Alas, you also said that the Nine Xuanzong is a sixth-grade, but when they faced the Four-Rank Sect's Wushuang Pavilion, they behaved very strongly......"

Yes, it's strong,

In He Nanli's opinion, Jiuxuanzong's performance has far exceeded the normal reaction, not so much being strong, but being domineering is more accurate,

Although Liao Degao's character is not good, he made a move on a junior in the Qi refining period,

However, that is also the leader of the four-rank sect,

Those guys from Jiuxuanzong not only taught Liao Degao a lesson, but also pulled him all over his body, leaving only a pair of underwear.

In He Nanli's opinion, there are countless ways to resolve this kind of thing for the old guy to shoot at the junior.

But Jiuxuanzong chose the most brutal and direct way, and hit it hard!

Attacking the sect master of a sect, this means declaring war, although the Jiuxuan Sect occupies the reason this time, but, the unequaled pavilion is a four-grade sect, and their pavilion master is so insulted, it must be endless.

So where is the confidence of the Nine Xuanzong?

Lu Yifa waved his hand and smiled: "What is this?" It's not okay for him Jiuxuanzong to be stronger, don't forget, the weaker he is, the more he will be bullied, Jiuxuanzong wants to auction a large number of magic weapons, and it is not surprising that he is facing Wushuang Pavilion, since he is an enemy, why can't he strike first? ”

"Unless he Jiuxuanzong is willing to hand over these magic weapons, or be a junior brother to the Wushuang Pavilion, otherwise sooner or later there will be a battle,"

"I think he Jiuxuanzong is also enough for a chicken thief, and with the help of Song Xiaojian, he took down the Liao Pavilion Lord in one fell swoop, and Wushuang Pavilion will definitely throw a rat trap in the future."

Is Lu Yifa stupid?

How is it possible, how can he be a fool to be a great elder of the Sanpin Sect?

Hearing him say this, He Nanli frowned,

Indeed, since sooner or later it will have to be matched, why not strike first?

Squinted at Lu Yifa, nodded secretly in his heart,

This guy still has a bit of a brain, and the dog didn't finish gnawing.

However, he always felt that something was wrong, the Nine Xuanzong Sect's actions were too fast and decisive, so fast that most of the people present did not react.

This is patently unreasonable!

Under normal circumstances, a six-grade sect, against a four-grade sect, is definitely not willing to face the enemy head-on.

Regardless of whether it is reasonable or not, because most of the time, strength represents everything, and only when the strength of both sides is about the same, will they sit down and reason.

How could a dragon reason with an ant?

Unless......

Half an hour later,

He Nanli smiled in his eyes,

"Brother Sans, now that the Nine Xuanzong is auctioning a large number of magic weapons, it won't be long before his strength will definitely increase greatly, I don't know how far he can go in the sect's grade ranking in five years."

Lu Yifa's eyes flashed,

The magic weapon has always been a scarce commodity in the Southern Wilderness.

Not to mention anything else, if each of the Nine Xuanzong is equipped with magic weapons, in terms of grade ranking, the ranking will also rise sharply.

And now that the Nine Xuanzong is auctioning a large number of magic weapons, it must be in exchange for more resources, if it continues to develop for a long time, it is difficult to guarantee that it will not become a third-grade sect.

Although before, Lu Yi swore that he was not worried about the strength of the Nine Xuanzong,

But that's just for now, he doesn't think that the Nine Xuanzong has the strength of the three-rank sect now,

If you let the Nine Xuanzong develop for some more time, it will be difficult to say.

"Mud, what do you think?"

He Nan hooked up from the corner of his mouth,

"Hehe, you're not stupid enough to go home, the resources of the Southern Wilderness are limited, I'm afraid you can't afford to buy too many magic weapons!"

Hearing this, Lu pouted,

What he hates most about He Nanli is this, he doesn't talk and do things at all, he always beats around the bush, and he is dumb with people.

"If you have anything to say, just say it, and if you have any fart, let it go quickly!"

He Nanli shook his head speechlessly, "It's really a rough person, you have to use your brain, do you know if you use your brain?" ”

Lu Yi snorted coldly, "Hmph, I don't know anything else, but one thing I know, if you want to make trouble at this auction, it will definitely be impossible, and that guy from Wushuang Pavilion is a precedent." ”

"Their Nine Xuanzong took down the Liao Pavilion Master of the Peerless Pavilion so happily, it may not be that there is no meaning of warning."

"Kill chickens and make an example of monkeys, Wushuang Pavilion is that chicken ......"