Chapter 188: Ridiculous

The priest of Flo tucked the hairy mass into his robe and walked briskly back to the village, where some of the villagers called her a lady with trepidation when they saw her, and bowed to her by giving way to her. Mame had never been treated so well anywhere else, but she knew it was because of the corpses of the shapeshifters who had not yet been buried, but had been sprinkled with straw ash and salt to prevent them from rotting - sweeping up a group of goblins that were no more than human knee-high was within the reach of these fools, and the shapeshifters were far beyond their imagination, and although the villagers did not understand what a horrible and abominable creature the shapeshifters were, there were people who wanted to fight them in the first place in that tiny war- They were wounded but not dead, thanks to the adventurers' swift reflexes and subtle skills. Tall, white monsters that look like unbaked gingerbread people can bend iron forks or break sticks with their bare hands, and act like a cat or a bird, and you can't catch their shadows with your eyes.

Moreover, it is said that they will slowly eat an entire village, and your friends and relatives will disappear one by one, and as a mortal, you will not be able to find their traces, nor can you get any news of them, you can only huddle in a room with other survivors in despair, thinking that you can save your life, but you will not know that the most dangerous monster is around you, and when you fall asleep, it will bite your neck and pull out your internal organs.

While tasting the delicious mutton soup, Leona also discussed this with Kerribben and Berdwin, and the shapeshifters were not without purpose in choosing the object of their counterfeiting. Almost all of the unfortunate people have some prestige and power in the village, except for the chief's daughter, Abby, who decided to replace the chief because of the damned goblins, if Ilmote or Rosada. Even if the Sanctuary of Tyre did send the White Robes to the village to investigate and cast spells, they and their "flowers" might be found. But if the village chief is no longer the village chief, they can drag on indefinitely, telling the villagers that it is okay to do anything, but the villagers will not leave the village hastily if it is not necessary, and the road to the town is not so safe. And who will take care of their children and sheep, not to mention the food and shoes consumed on the journey.

"At the end of the day, they're just too lazy. The princess jokingly said, "If they had disguised themselves as priests in the first place, and had driven those goblins away." Then there will be no follow-up. ”

Kerriben smiled and shook his head, "Sometimes people do see orcs, shapeshifters, or other monsters encounter goblins, but unless the former is very weak or mortally wounded, you don't see them fighting each other, and these evil creatures will only collude with each other to attack the weaker in their eyes - for example." Human caravans as well as villages. If you think you can use some means to drive them to fight for humans - like a domesticated eagle or a dog. But that's impossible, humans are their food, and when a cutlet is placed in front of you with a tricky enemy, will you attack that tricky enemy for that cutlet, even if it promises you a bite?"

"Those devil's fingers are ready to be harvested," Baldwin scratched at his unkempt beard, "If we hadn't shown up, maybe the shapeshifters would have had an unprecedented celebration in the past two days, and the meal at the party was all the people in the village - so why should they bother dealing with a bunch of stinking goblins for food." ”

"Probably the only evil creature that can be used by humans is the devil. Maybe demons," Gülen said, "as long as it can be dealt with." ”

"No way. Leona did not hesitate to say that as the princess of the Highlands Normans, she had the right to look through the texts that most people could not reach, and that in the history of the Highlands Normans, there was more than one noble and brave soul who eventually fell into the clutches of the devil in order to gain undue power and glory, and they caused more disasters than any monster: "The devils are more greedy than monsters, and they will only want more, not less." ”

"Never believe what the devil says, no matter how beautiful it may be. Carey Ben said, "Forever." ”

At that time, Mami wanted to say something, but she found that she couldn't get into it at all - after the Elven Ranger had finished the previous topic, they started talking about the mercenary of the shapeshifters - it could be a thief's guild, an evil red-robed or gray-robed, or a lustful lord...... Even Gülen struggled to hear the complex relationships and professional words, let alone Pastor Flo, who had only learned to dance, sing, flirt and pray since birth.

The smile that came to her lips evaporated in the sun like morning dew, and Mei Mi, who was in a gloomy mood, almost didn't see the person who was waiting for her—the youngest daughter of the village chief's brother beckoned to her: "Your companion has gone to the stream," she bit her thumb, "it's the same place before, they said so...... Where have you been, ma'am?" she looked at Memi's robe, from which Asmodeios was poking his head out, and as the human girl looked at it in amazement, the little devil jumped out of his robe and somersaulted in the air, and the little girl immediately giggled.

Mei Mi impatiently grabbed the restless "little monster" and rudely shoved it back into her chest.

"What's that?" the little girl asked, "Is that your pet?"

"It's not. Mei Mi replied less politely, "What are you still doing here?"

The little girl pouted, "Goat's milk and bread, and some lamb," and she stepped back so that Mei Mi could see the basket behind her, "My father asked me to send it." ”

"You should put it in the room. ”

"I'm not going to that hell place. The little girl said, and she ran away.

Reverend Flo snorted and carried the heavy basket back into the room, and she sat down by the hearth, where Leona had sat last night, hugging her knees and imagining that she was the woman who, though ugly, had another invisible charm—simply because she was the royal daughter of the Norman Highlands. So she could get what Memi couldn't get at all costs—pure and noble love, and respect and trust.

"What's the use of you sighing and crying here?" said the little devil politely, he didn't fly all the way here to pity herself with a human woman. "This is a war, my dear," it flicked its spiky tail, "let me see the man," it said seductively, "maybe I can give you a good idea." ”

Memmy looked at it dumbfoundedly for a moment: "Ah," she said, "but I'm not sure I'll find that place." "That day they went and back by starlight, and she wouldn't have been able to come back to the village without the elves to guide her.

The little devil scratched his head with a headache: "Okay. It said, "I think I can find them." ”

Finding Cremar was not difficult for the little devil at all, not to mention that the caster had cast one or two spells, and the magical energy that filled the air made the little devil want to bite his tail in agony, after getting rid of the useless Demon. Ostal also failed to make a contract with it as the little devil had hoped, and the Animos laughed at it for a long time, and now it can only be said to have been hired by the red-robed warlock, and the reward is the soul stone. Ostar is not too stingy. Relying on the soul stone he gave the little devil can last for two years, the problem is that the soul stone is like a snack for the devil in the main material plane, of course you can survive on the snack, but it would be too cruel to use it as a substitute for staple food all day long - what it really needs is all the magic power of the caster, but only the little devil who has signed a contract with it can enjoy one or two of them, and in the absence of any connection, it can only desperately suck the little magic power that wanders around to comfort itself a little.

So Memmy suddenly stopped, and the little devil didn't urge her when she didn't take another step forward. In front of the Elven Ranger and the Mage, it felt better to be stupid - perhaps because the Mage had just cast a spell. There's more magic in the air than it thinks.

And Memmy suddenly stopped because she saw Baldwin and Leona.

The sun was shining brightly by the stream, and Berdwin sat on top of a fallen dead tree, his legs slightly apart, his left hand on top of his knee, his head tilted, his eyes closed, his expression relaxed, his lips slightly curled - it was the first time that Memy had seen him like this, and even when he had been with her, he would frown, his lips straightened, his eyes full of unease and pain—his broadsword was placed far away from him, and the Mithril chain mail hung between the stumps of the dead tree, radiating a warm and soft light.

Leona stood behind him, holding a small dagger in her hand, the blade no longer than the palm of an adult man, probably used to fetch food- But this is not to say that it is not dangerous, on the contrary, in order to cut the fascia that connects the flesh between the narrow gaps in the bones or cut the tougher cured meat, which is sharper than a real weapon, the Norman princess of the Highlands flipped it over, causing it to glow white in the sunlight, and then said something with a smile, and Mami guessed that she might be saying that she might accidentally cut Boberwin's neck, as Baldwin's smile deepened, and said, "I believe you." The sentence was so simple that Memi could read it by looking at his lips alone.

"It's not something you can decide. The princess said, mischievously grinding the dagger as thin as a blade of grass into Berdwin's ear, "But your beard is really going to be shaved," she pinched Berdwin's jaw, and found that the place that should be said to be very soft was as hard as the skin of an unsalted bison, and that it was a mutated bison with hedgehog hair: "I can't even see your face clearly." ”

Bodwin moved his head invisibly: "So everything is left to you, Your Highness, I am at your disposal." ”

"Then don't say a word from now on. Leona forced a smile and said, "I don't know if I had time to remove the dagger - when I was laughing too hard." ”

"It's okay," Kerry said, walking aside, "I've got quite a few healing potions." ”

Leona and Berdwin laughed together, and the princess trembled for a few moments before taking a deep breath and continuing her work—she was not skilled, but rather careful, and she looked at Baldwin as if she were looking at the only treasure left in the world—and she was removing the dust that covered it.

"She scratched. Cremar whispered to Kerryburn, the half-elf's sharp eyesight allowing him to see two places at once. No, three small wounds, or many more - imagination is wonderful. And the reality is always very harsh, and you can't expect Her Royal Highness the Princess, who even trims her nails by her handmaiden, to become a skilled barber overnight.

"Don't worry," said the elven ranger, "Baldwin's skin is very thick—come with me to find some berries?" I had seen bilberries and gooseberries the night before. ”

"Of course. ”

Souls from another plane answered without thinking.

When a hand was silently placed on Memmy's shoulder, Memy almost jumped up literally, and at the same time she let out a scream, and if it weren't for Glenn's other hand coming around from behind and pressing her face tightly, the sweet little lovers would have been alarmed—perhaps they would have been alarmed. Baldwin's hand reached to the side and grabbed his broadsword, and Leona removed the dagger, glancing warily at the bushes where Memmy was hiding. But her hand was still on Baldwin's shoulder.

"It's fine. She lowered her head and said softly.

Glenn dragged Memmy away until Leona couldn't see or hear them.

At first he needed to hold on hard to Flo's priest, but it didn't take long. It was Flo's priest who followed him. Although it was not so reluctant to go.

"Have you had enough of this game?"

The thief asked.

"I don't understand what you're talking about. Memmy said, bowing her head, pretending to be tidying up her crumpled robe.

"A game in which a down-and-out knight is loved by a lowly prostitute. ”

Mei Mi shuddered, and the thief's words pierced her heart like a needle quenched with venom: "I am not a prostitute. ”

"Worse than prostitutes. Gülen said, "A prostitute is at least worth more than you." He stared at Mei Mi for a moment, and his expression suddenly became very strange: "The bottomless abyss is below," he whispered, "You can't be serious, do you, Mei Mi! Tell me, you're not serious, you're just ...... Like every time before. You're just playing around!"

That's why I'm here to remind you that you're almost across the line!, though Glenn didn't know why he did that, and until then he had always thought he hated Meme. If he could send her to death, he would definitely not hesitate, even for a minute or a second.

"I'm serious. Mei Mi said calmly.

"But that's impossible!"

"How do you know it's impossible!"

"Baldwin never thought of you as a woman!" the thief roared, "You're a Flo's priest to him!Marsk, you told me that your mother was also a Flo's priest, you grew up in Flo's temple, you were destined to be Flo's follower, and you want the men to think of you! Curse, he doesn't reject you because he loves you, he likes you, he just accepts a Floro priest's overture! That's what he thinks, it's no different from when he took a healing potion from the priest of Ilmot!No, Meimi, you idiot, you might as well be worth a healing potion, at least he still has it!"

"Shut up!"

"You're such an idiot. The thief said incredulously, "In Sharp Jaws, a girl under the age of three will no longer have such ridiculous dreams--the gods are above, and Birdwin is not even your first man, and you have dedicated your body to Flo for no less than three years, or more?, how can you still be so naïve? Do you really think he will allow you to be his wife? Poor Plum, I'm afraid he'll run away and vomit when he finds out what you think!"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

Memmy cried out, and every word the thief uttered was burning her soul, but she knew that every word he said was correct and true—she gasped in pain, bent over, dizzy, and it was a long time before she realized that Glenn had fallen into silence as she had requested.

He looked at Memi with pity and hatred in his eyes. (To be continued.) )

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