Chapter 222: Since You're So Beautiful, Don't Think About Being Beautiful Anymore!
The drunkard the flask on the table,
A few grunts,
Most of the jug of wine was drunk by him,
He hasn't had enough time yet, and he keeps licking his lips,
looked at Song Xiaojian's eyes with a little fanaticism and hesitation,
Ban Yu,
He exhaled a breath of wine,
"Brother Ye, you and I hit it off at first sight, if you don't marry brothers with different surnames, then the magic trick will be a gift from the eldest brother to you."
No way!!!
Hearing this, Song Xiaojian's jaw almost fell to the ground,
Eggs are numb, married brothers with different surnames? Are we acquainted?
Seeing the appearance of the drunkard, Song Xiaojian didn't know that this guy was purely looking for a money bag to pay him for a long time.
Sure enough, it's the most expensive thing that doesn't need money,
Thinking of this,
Song Xiaojian's face was contemptuous,
"Brother Wine, you look so beautiful!!"
When Jiugui heard this, his whole body suddenly trembled, and his eyes when he looked at Song Xiaojian changed, with a little disbelief and confusion,
"Brother Ye, what do you mean by that?"
When he speaks, even his voice is vibrato,
Song Xiaojian rolled his eyes,
"Since you're so beautiful, don't think about it anymore!"
"We don't know each other, let's forget about those who are brothers with different surnames, I can't afford to climb low."
The wine is expensive, and his face is not good-looking,
What is a low climb? Look down on people, don't you?
"Then forget it, since Ye ......"
I just wanted to talk about Brother Ye, but I couldn't say the words on my lips, others said that I didn't know you well, and you still called Brother Ren?
But when he thought of this guy's unlucky name, he couldn't even speak.
My heart is full of grievances,
At this moment,
Song Xiaojian suddenly shouted,
"Little Er, last jar of 100-year-old wine."
"Okay, guest officer, wait a minute."
After a while, the wine came up,
Song Xiaojian clapped his hands and slapped the mud open,
Tons and tons of ~~~
"Ah~~ What a good wine."
Drinking by himself, as if he didn't see the drunkard's saliva-swallowing appearance,
The drunkard wants to snatch it and drink it,
But Song Xiaojian's hand has been placed on the wine jar, obviously preventing him from grabbing it.
But the aroma of wine is close to him, his mouth is secreting saliva crazily, and his stomach is like countless wine worms wriggling wildly.
"Brother Ye, do you still need that trick?"
Song Xiaojian glanced at him,
"Hehe, you don't have the sincerity to sell, what else do I have to do, it's really as easy to deceive as a three-year-old child?"
The drunkard looked at the hundred-year-old wine in front of him, smelled the tempting aroma of wine, and kept swallowing his saliva.
"That, Brother Ye, little brother can't help it,"
"The little brother really can't get along in this Ten Thousand Immortals Island, so I want to follow Brother Ye and you."
"Please give Brother Ye a chance."
Song Xiaojian didn't raise his head,
"Opportunity?"
"I think it's a trap, right?"
"You are not happy on Wanxian Island on the surface, but this cloud comes to the building as you want, and you can leave if you want, and the second shopkeeper doesn't dare to scold you at all,"
"I heard that Yunlailou is the property of Wanxianmen, can you make them so jealous, and say that they are poorly mixed?"
"Hehe, although I have little experience in the rivers and lakes, I also know how dangerous the Beast Emperor Valley is, you can get the trick of shrinking and enlarging in it, no one has beaten your idea yet, there must be someone behind you to support you."
"A big man like you actually wants to bow down to me, who believes that there is no conspiracy here?"
Song Xiaojian is also nonsense,
However, as he said, he is not familiar with this guy with the pseudonym of alcoholic, and there is no psychological burden to talk about it.
When the drunkard heard his words, his face changed color, in fact, from the root, he wanted to find a long-term wine money bag, and it was an excuse to become a brother or something.
I didn't expect to be said by Song Xiaojian, and I didn't know what to say for a while.
However, his face has been tested for a long time,
He laughed:
"What Brother Ye said is that it is me Meng Lang, and the younger brother punishes himself for Brother Ye."
As he spoke, he grabbed the wine jar on the table,
Tons and tons of ~~~
It didn't take long for a jar of wine to be drunk by him.
Refreshing~~~
He suddenly shouted, which made many people in the lobby look sideways, and after seeing that it was him, he withdrew his gaze, as if he didn't see it,
Song Xiaojian's cheeks twitched, numb, and this kind of operation, robbing Lao Tzu's wine to Lao Tzu to accompany him? This Pete is invincible in the world, right?
I have the heart to ignore this guy anymore, but he really needs the trick of shrinking and getting bigger.
While I was thinking about how to deal with drunkards,
The drunkard said: "Brother Ye, I have drunk the wine, and the sin has also been accompanied, now let's talk about the swearing." ”
Hearing the bow, Song Xiaojian knew that this guy was not dead yet,
A cold eye,
"Oh, is Brother Jiu really called Jiugui?"
Belch~~~
One sentence blocked the drunkard's full stomach of words,
Laughing unnaturally,
"Brother Ye is different?"
Song Xiaojian's head shook like a drum fighting waves,
"Hehe, I'm not like some people, the so-called manly man, who sits up straight, so why do I need to hide it?"
When he said this, the drunkard froze,
tilted his head and looked at Song Xiaojian for a while,
Damn, is there really a name for the lack of virtue?
How is this possible?
Your name is Grandpa (Ye Ye), how can this make your father embarrassed?
He didn't believe it all, but he had no reason to refute it.
Although Ye Ye's name lacks virtue, it is much more credible than his broken name.
He even has a fake name, and even if his face is thick, when he can't fool people, he can't say goodbye to worship.
laughed a few times, and said no more about the swearing,
"Brother Ye is bright and fair, and the younger brother respects ...... again"
He also wanted to use this reason to trick the wine into drinking, but he had already drunk the jar of wine just now.
Song Xiaojian's eyes were full of contempt, and he just watched him perform quietly,
belch
It's embarrassing,
"Brother Ye, let's talk about the Fa Jue, the so-called sky-high asking price, paying back the money on the ground, buying and selling is not benevolent, isn't it?"
"Little Er, ten more jars of wine, Brother Ye and I have something important to discuss."
The jar of wine just now hooked up the wine worm in his stomach again, and the drunkard didn't care about anything else, he flickered until the wine first.
Xiao Er looked at Song Xiaojian, waiting for his words,
Song Xiaojian raised his eyes and squinted at the drunkard, didn't speak, just looked at him quietly,
The drunkard was looked at uncomfortably, and he sat or stood there.
For a long time, just when he was about to take it anymore,
Song Xiaojian finally spoke,
"Little Er, last another pot of wine."
When the wine was only a pot, he was slightly disappointed,
Immediately hearing the last two words, his heart suddenly lifted, knowing that this Ye ...... Brother Ye was very dissatisfied with his behavior of snatching the wine just now.
After the little two served the wine,
Song Xiaojian held the pot of wine in his hand,
Slowly poured himself a glass, ignoring the drunkard who was frantically swallowing saliva, and slowly savored it,
After a long time, he said slowly:
"Brother wine, what about the trick, although I want it, but I don't have to ask for it, if you really want to sell it, then tell me the real price."
The drunkard smelled the tempting aroma of wine and swallowed his saliva again,
"Brother Ye, it's not that I'm stingy, that trick comes from the Beast Emperor Valley, and it comes from an extraordinary ......"
Puff~~~
He hasn't finished speaking,
was interrupted by Song Xiaojian,
"Forget it, it's still extraordinary, there are a lot of things in the Beast Emperor Valley, and everything has an extraordinary provenance?"
"Could it be that a handful of soil and a weed in the Beast Emperor Valley are worth more than the ones outside?"
"Besides, it's not certain whether the magic trick comes from the Beast Emperor Valley."
"Mingren doesn't say secret words, if the wine brother is not sincere, then forget it."
"The mountains are high and the water is long, there will be a period later, don't send it!!"
Depend on!!
Is this going to drive people out?
The drunkard's face was not very good-looking, and although he was not convinced, he had to admit that the Ye brother in front of him said it well,
There are good things in the Beast Emperor Valley, but apart from the essence blood and inheritance, most of it is garbage, uh...... It's garbage for the Terrans,
He originally wanted to use the origin of the Beast Emperor Valley to sell it for a high price, but he didn't expect to be recognized by Song Xiaojian.
So that others have already driven people out,
However, his skin was thicker than the city walls, and he pretended not to hear,
Hehe,
"It turns out that Brother Ye is an understanding person, so I won't go around in circles,"
"That's it, 10,000 altars of spirit monkey wine are aged for a hundred years, how about it?"
10,000 altars?
Spirit monkey wine has been aged for a hundred years and has ten spirit stones in one jar, and it is only 100,000 spirit stones, a little more than three parties, but it is not expensive.
However, Song Xiaojian shook his head,
"It's too expensive, the magic trick is not unique, you need 10,000 altars to copy a jade slip, it's too expensive and too expensive, don't do it!"
glanced at the drunkard who opened his mouth to speak, and snorted,
"Brother Jiu, don't say that he will hand over the original jade slip to me."
Belch~~~
The drunkard laughed a few times again,
Originally, of course, it was impossible,
"In this way, eight thousand altars, there can be no less."
Song Xiaojian lowered his head to eat the vegetables, and said vaguely:
"One price, one hundred jars, or forget it."
When the drunkard heard this price, he was already satisfied, but his face was still entangled.
"Brother Ye, there are too few hundred altars, add a little, add a little more."
Song Xiaojian shook his head again,
"There are already a lot of hundred altars, and a blank jade slip can buy ten pieces of spirit stone, and copying the jade slip is just a gesture for the wine brother,"
"This change of hands is 10,000 times the profit, and the wine brother must be content."
As he spoke, Song Xiaojian secretly glanced at the drunkard with a tangled face,
His price and this algorithm, how to say it, it's not wrong, it's just that he deliberately ignores the value of the formula itself.
Because he doesn't want the original, let the drunkard subconsciously think that there is no cost,
Seeing the drunkard's entanglement, Song Xiaojian poured himself a glass of wine again slowly, raised his nose and sniffed,
Not~~~
With a comfortable expression,
The drunkard swallowed his saliva when he saw it,
"Brother Ye, five hundred altars, as long as five hundred altars, the magic trick is yours."
Song Xiaojian didn't agree, but frowned, as if he was thinking about something,
Seeing his expression,
The drunkard said again: "Brother Ye, that trick is definitely worth this price, no matter how low it ......."
With that, he swallowed again,
"No matter how low it is, I won't sell it."
Seeing his facial expression, Song Xiaojian smiled secretly in his heart, don't sell? Will you be able to bear it?
Although the five hundred altars have reached Song Xiaojian's psychological price, he is still frowning and thinking, as if it is difficult to make a decision,
Earth, from the innumerable, he has long learned how to bargain,
Ban Yu,
He let out a long sigh,
"Five hundred altars, it's still too expensive, my spirit stone is not enough, it seems that I have no chance with this method."
As soon as he said this, the drunkard immediately became anxious,
"Brother Ye, how many spirit stones do you have?"
As soon as he said this, someone in the lobby suddenly looked over,
Seeing this, Song Xiaojian looked vigilant, holding his pockets with both hands,
"What do you want to do?"
The drunkard saw that he had misunderstood, and hurriedly laughed and explained,
"Brother Ye, I don't mean anything else, it's just that how much can you come up with, you have to add some, right?"
Song Xiaojian's face was entangled, and his eyes wandered around,
"Two hundred altars at most, that's the most."
The drunkard licked his lips again,
"That's it, two hundred and fifty altars, this recipe is yours from Brother Ye."
As he spoke, he took out a jade slip and slapped it on the table,
250?
Song Xiaojian was a little surprised, how strange is this, to pick such an unlucky number?
However, he still didn't agree immediately, and his face was entangled,
The drunkard kept fanning the flames beside him, boasting about how good the trick was.
Until two quarters of an hour later,
Song Xiaojian agreed hesitantly,
As soon as he agreed, the drunkard immediately shouted,
"Little Er, serve the wine, hurry up and ......"
……
Half an hour later,
In the small courtyard of No. 666 Yunlai Building,
Song Xiaojian played with the jade slip, with a smile on the corner of his mouth,
What is recorded in the jade slip is not so much a magic trick as a true yuan magic array.
The drunkard didn't tell the truth, this kind of True Yuan Array, speaking of which, is not something that his current cultivation can perform.
This true yuan magic circle has high requirements for the original god, and it is necessary to comprehend some spatial rules before it can be cast.
To cast this kind of true Yuan magic array, at least it must be the peak of the Yuan Shen, or the Law Phase Realm,
It's just that after arriving at the Law Phase Realm, you can cast the Law Phase Heaven and Earth, the size of Ruyi, and this kind of True Yuan Law Circle has become a chicken rib again.
However, there are exceptions,
This True Yuan Array is a chicken rib for others, but for Song Xiaojian, it is a charcoal in the snow.
With the young bud in the dantian water tank, and a little bit there, he can easily cast this true yuan magic array, and the effect is surprisingly good.
"Duh!"
With a soft snort,
In the courtyard, a rockery more than three feet high slowly shrank, and finally turned into a palm-sized stone and flew to the hand.
He looked at the stone in his hand, and the smile in his eyes was even stronger.
"Go!"
Then a throw,
The palm-sized stone quickly grew larger, and fell in place again with a bang,
………………
Just when Song Xiaojian was experimenting with this newly obtained shrinking trick,
The big stomach king competition is still in full swing,
There are not many onlookers eating melons, everyone thinks that the King Kong Ahuizotl will win, and when there is no suspense, a very ugly big fat man walked into the arena,
The big fat man is nine feet tall, ten feet away from his waist, and he is round like a ball.
A few strands of hair on the top of his head were tied like sharp thorns,
A pair of big ears, hanging triangular eyes, collapsed nose bridge, nose flipping, and in the big mouth that spans most of the face, the buckteeth shining yellow are unevenly drilled out.
He was wearing clothes made of unknown animal skins, and the smell was very strange.
A swarm of flies circled around the ugly-faced fat man, making a buzzing sound,
There are not many people who eat melons who are smoked by this smell, and even fewer are left.
Today's person in charge of presiding is a deacon of the Tao family, named Tao Lei,
Tao Lei glanced at the ugly fat man, his face trembled for a while, and a strange smell was sent by the wind, which almost made Tao Lei vomit out the overnight meal.
Holding back the nausea, he announced, "Match...... Begin! ”
The ugly-faced fat man suddenly cracked his mouth, and a stronger taste rushed out of his mouth, causing Tao Lei to roll his eyes,
The people who eat melons cover their noses and hide farther,
The ugly fat man seems to be used to it,
walked directly to the ironclad crab as big as a small car, and suddenly opened its bloody mouth,
I saw that his mouth grew bigger and bigger, and gradually became bigger than the ironclad crab.
Click...... Crunch~~~
After a tooth-aching sound,
Tao Lei's eyes shrank fiercely, and his pupils instantly became like needletips,
How is this possible?
The people who eat melons also dropped their jaws, and they couldn't close their mouths one by one.
The other participants were also dumbfounded, what kind of monster is this?
Click~~~
The clicking sound is endless,
It took a long time for Tao Lei to come back to his senses,
Hurriedly took out the jade slip and summoned it to the person in charge of the family,
At this time, the people who eat melons also buzzed and discussed.
"Damn, it's so fierce, the ironclad crab can bite it?"
"Is this still human?"
"I said you're not stupid, this must not be a person, it must be some shapeshifting demon."
"Do you know what kind of demon this is?"
"Hehe, of course...... I don't know! ”
"Get out!!"
Just when the people who eat melons are discussing,
The ugly-faced fat man picked up the remaining half of the ironclad crab and stuffed it directly into his mouth,
When he was chewing, he said vaguely, "Come again!" ”
Tao Lei waved his hand, and naturally someone lifted the freshly steamed ironclad crab,
At this moment, a faint light fell,
Tao Shanhu's figure appeared next to Tao Lei,
"Great Elder, this is the person."
Tao Shanhu's eyes were shining,
"Good, good! All right...... Haha~~~"
A pillar of incense time passed quickly in the clattering sound of the ugly-faced fat man's chewing,
The smile on Tao Shanhu's face became even stronger,
"Someone, record the achievements of this strong man, a total of one hundred and thirty-six, strong men ......"
The ugly-faced fat man cracked his mouth at Tao Shanhu, revealing a smile that was more ugly than crying,
Belch~~~
A strange smell mixed with the aroma of crab meat suddenly surrounded Tao Shanhu, forcing him back what he was going to say later.
Tao Shanhu hurriedly held his breath, the sleeves of his robe waved, and a gust of wind blew, blowing the smell far away.
"Strongman, Gao surname?"
The ugly-faced fat man now cracked his mouth, and said angrily: "Hehe, the surname is Ni, and the name is Bamboo Mane." The latest chapter of Baidu's "Super God - Synthesis of Jiezhong Literature" is free to read for the first time.