Chapter 4: Yan Yu's Five Mothers
A trace of embarrassment flashed on Master Cao's face, but Yan Yu continued: "Anti-pinna, deep eye bags, and a big mole on the wing of the nose, these are all signs of leaking money, presumably your savings have never exceeded six figures, right?" β
Six digits is 100,000, according to Master Cao's ability to deceive people, he should have been worth millions a long time ago.
But Master Cao nodded very seriously: "Master, you can see it accurately, every time I make money, I will always be unlucky, and the more I earn, the more unlucky I am, two days ago I did a Dharma service, got five thousand incense money, and turned around and rubbed a Mercedes-Benz, and the maintenance fee was exactly five thousand!" Do you say evil? β
"This is not evil, this is fate." Yan Yu said.
"Is there any way to change my poor ghost's life?" Master Cao said with a courteous face, he had had enough of this unfortunate day.
Yan Yu shook his head: "Life cannot be changed, but there is a way to make you less unlucky." β
"Really?" Master Cao was immediately overjoyed, "What way?" Is it a talisman or a break? β
"First you need to find a pair of scissors, the long, thin kind, preferably clean."
The master continued. Master Cao took out a pen and paper from his bosom and took notes seriously.
Yan Yu continued: "Then fix your nose hair, your nose hair is too long. β
"It's as simple as that?" The pen in Master Cao's hand fell to the ground with a click.
"It's as simple as that, too long nose hair is also a leak of money." Yan Yu said, "You should have come by car, right?" Send me back to Banyan City. β
"I'm also a master, how can I drive?" Master Cao is serious, but his serious expression and missing front teeth look very funny.
Yan Yu was taken aback: "You still have a driver?" β
"Ahem, no, I can't afford a car, so I came here on a motorcycle."
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Yan Yu really wanted to go back to the Source Vein Villa now and let Zhou Xiaowan send him back.
However, pretending to be forced out is like spilled water, and it is impossible for Yan Yu to take it back!
A few minutes later, Yan Yu, who was leading the big black, followed Master Cao to the side of the road a kilometer away from the Yuanmai Villa, where a small motorcycle was parked.
Master Cao skillfully picked up the small motorcycle, sat on it, and specially wiped the seat for Yan Yu: "Don't dislike it!" β
It was surrounded by a remote road, and there were already few vehicles coming and going, so Yan Yu couldn't stop a taxi anymore, so he could only hold the one-person-tall Da Hei and sit on the motorcycle.
Master Cao stepped on the engine, and the motorcycle suddenly trembled wildly, and the sound of the engine like a wail always made Yan Yu feel unsafe.
Immediately after, a magical scene appeared.
The toothless Taoist priest rode a motorcycle, followed by a young man, and the young man was holding a tall black Tibetan mastiff in his arms, the combination of these two people, a dog and a motorcycle, was extremely funny.
It's nothing on the highway, this time into the city, Yan Yu and they can't help but be watched by the citizens, Master Cao didn't feel ashamed, but deliberately raised his robe, showing that he was immortal, but the pair of missing front teeth were really against the peace.
Yan Yu had to keep his head down: he thought that back then he always felt that his master was an old and disrespectful guy, until he met Cao Youqian.
Cao Youqian is a person who has really seen Yan Yu's skills, so after sending him to Jiangbin Road, he was still reluctant to leave, so he exchanged contact information with Yan Yu before leaving slowly.
Yan Yu's mobile phone was given to him by the fifth mother, it was a color screen PHS, and he could only call and send text messages.
At this time, holding Da Hei, Yan Yu walked on the sidewalk of Jiangbin Road, and finally had a chance to catch his breath.
"I didn't expect to experience these things when I first arrived in Rongcheng, so let's call my mothers first and report my safety."
Yan Yu muttered to himself, and dialed the first phone number in the phone book with PHS, and the phone was connected almost immediately.
"Xiao Yu called us! Xiao Yu called us! On the other end of the phone, the voice of the third mother was extremely excited, and soon there was a sound of footsteps, obviously the other mothers heard the movement and came to the phone.
The third mother turned on the hands-free and asked, "Xiao Yu, why are you just calling the mothers now, we are all worried about you!" β
"Don't worry, third mother, it's not the first time I've gone out." Yan Yu smiled bitterly.
"Has anyone bullied you? As long as you open your mouth, your second mother and I will immediately send someone over to kill you! The second mother's voice was domineering.
"Who can bully me......"
The fourth mother spoke: "Did you meet a girl you like?" β
"Fourth mother, I've only been in the city for less than a day, and this kind of thing is about fate!"
"Feelings can be cultivated!" The third mother smiled, "You're going to school tomorrow, are you mentally ready?" β
Yan Yu was silent for a few seconds, and then whispered, "Actually, I've encountered some problems. β
"Money?" The fifth mother muttered, "I'll just say, how can the child not bring money when he goes out, if it weren't for the eldest sister you stopped me, Xiao Yu wouldn't be in trouble now, isn't it 500 million, what's wrong with us mothers giving the child a little pocket money?" β
"Fifth sister, you listen to Xiao Yu finish talking first." Big Mom's voice was quite gentle, but with a hint of vicissitudes.
Finally waited for the mothers on the other end of the phone to quiet down before Yan Yu spoke: "I asked Aunt Liu's daughter Zhou Xiaowan, and she told me...... My wife named Zhao Jingqing in Rongcheng No. 1 Middle School has hanged herself, and I have a photo with her ghost today, and it seems that she is not easy to mess with...... Big mother, I still don't understand, why this Zhao Jingqing is my wife, and why does she have anything to do with my mother's death? β
Zhao Jingqing is about the same age as him this year, which means that when Yan Yu's biological mother was killed, Zhao Jingqing was probably not born yet, Yan Yu really couldn't understand why the eldest mother wanted to let her go to Zhao Jingqing.
The eldest mother was silent for a moment, and said softly: "Amitabha, meeting is fate, and the person who can solve this mystery is you, not us." β
The corners of Yan Yu's eyes twitched, the eldest mother just likes to say these mysterious words, which always makes people listen to half and guess half.
The fourth mother said impatiently: "Oh, Xiaoyu, let's talk about your marriage, I heard that there is a girl named Zhou Xiaowan in your Aunt Liu's family, although the family background is far from worthy of you, but if the two of you can look at each other, I can accept the fourth mother......"
"Huh? What the...... The signal isn't very good on my side...... Yes...... I'll ...... first. Hang up! β¦β¦ Goodbye moms! β
Yan Yu deliberately raised the phone higher and higher, and finally hung up directly, he pinched a cold sweat for himself.
Among Yan Yu's five mothers, the eldest mother has a weak personality and only loves to read scriptures; The second mother is extremely domineering and likes to practice martial arts, and Yan Yu's martial arts are also inherited from her; The third mother seems to like management, and there are always endless phone calls; The fourth mother has an extraordinary temperament, like a noble princess; Five Moms...... Well, Yan Yu's impression of her is that she is rich.
Five mothers with different personalities gathered in the nunnery, and the only thing they had in common was that they all doted on Yan Yu.
As the heart and soul of the five mothers, Yan Yu has been taken care of meticulously since he was a child, and he has also been strictly educated, but as long as it is a reasonable request he puts forward, the five mothers will definitely achieve it, and Yan Yu is also competitive, and has not become a mother's treasure.
In the eyes of the five mothers, Yan Yu should have grown into a "holy man" who was not stained with the vulgarity of the mortal world.
Until Yan Yu's master Lin Xuan entered the nunnery and abducted him down the mountain to play for a few days, Yan Yu, who had been painstakingly cultivated by his five mothers for many years, embarked on a road of no return......
Having said that, the fourth mother was keen to find a good daughter-in-law for Yan Yu, but Yan Yu was instilled by his master since he was a child with the idea that "a good man has ambitions in all directions, and he must live in a thousand flowers without touching a single leaf", so he didn't want to get married so early.
Although he was curious, why his master had insisted on sneaking into the nunnery every day to harass the eldest mother over the years, and then being kicked out of the nunnery with a broom by five mothers.
This phone call can be regarded as a report of safety, and Yan Yu failed to ask for any news from the mouth of the eldest mother.
He sighed, it seemed that if he wanted to find out the truth, he had to continue to investigate Zhao Jingqing's affairs.
Da Hei was lying on the side of the road, his long tongue sticking out outside, and he kept puffing outward, Yan Yu squatted down and touched its head:
"Da Hei, you will follow me in the future, I promise, if I have a piece of meat to eat in the future, you will be you...... A bone to eat. β
"Wow!" Da Heibai glanced at Yan Yu, as if to say: I saw you just now take Master Cao's 8,000 yuan!
Yan Yu looked Da Hei up and down: "What a good dog." β
Da Hei is indeed a Tibetan mastiff with pure blood, as Li Kang said, but this is not the real purpose for Yan Yu to choose it.
The reason why I chose Big Black is because it is a black dog!
If Yan Yu wants to investigate Zhao Jingqing's affairs, he will inevitably deal with some bull ghosts and snake gods, and the best weapon to deal with cow ghosts and snake gods is naturally black dog blood!
In order to prevent him from having to go to the black dog every time in the future, Yan Yu simply decided to raise one himself, give it more blood-replenishing things on weekdays, and put some blood when needed.
It's like raising a cow, how convenient! Hey, hey, hey!
The naΓ―ve Da Hei thought that he had met a good master, but he didn't know that he had been arranged by Yan Yu clearly.
"Hungry, huh? Let's get something to eat first! β
After tossing all day, it was now dusk in the middle of the night, Yan Yu took Da Hei to buy some snacks on the street to fill his stomach, and estimated that the time was almost up, so he led Da Hei to Zhou Xiaowan's villa.
From a distance, Yan Yu saw Zhou Xiaowan standing alone outside the villa, she looked left and right, as if she was waiting for someone.
"Xiaowan, what about waiting for me?" Yan Yu asked as he got closer.
Zhou Xiaowan glanced at Yan Yu angrily: "My mother asked me to take yours, if I go back by myself, my mother will definitely be verbose again." β
"I see, I thought it was ......"
"I didn't think so!" Zhou Xiaowan interrupted, "Where did you go with Master Cao?" β
Yan Yu thought for a while: "Master Cao said that I have a good talent and wants me to worship him as a teacher, and I agreed." β
"And this kind of good thing?!" Zhou Xiaowan's eyes lit up, "Then what else did he say?" β
"He also said that although he seriously injured Zhao Jingqing this time, she may not come back to you in the future."
Zhou Xiaowan's face turned pale suddenly, and she even needed to hold on to the wall to be able to stand firmly.
At this time, Zhou Xiaowan's father, Zhou Lide, walked out of the villa, and when he saw Yan Yu actually leading a big black dog, his face suddenly sank:
"Yan Yu, it's troublesome enough for us to raise you, you don't want to bring another dog in, do you? I'm not a charity, and I'm not a homeless shelter! β