Shang Yu's eyes narrowed, and he asked faintly, "Big bastard? ”

The grievances in Su Xi's heart were held back vividly.

It was so uncomfortable to vomit just now, and I missed my mouth again for a while.

It's just that......

Once again, it was verified that the big bastard was a straight man through and through.

Shouldn't the focus of his attention be: why does she vomit to death every day?

Su Xi felt tired and didn't love it, "Look at you laughing, it's better for me to download a small video APP and watch funny jokes!" ”

Under Shang Yu's dark gaze, Su Xi stiffened his head and sat on the sofa.

Then, with a slight tremor in my hand, I downloaded the small video APP that has been particularly popular recently.

But as expected......

The stingy bastard won't easily let go of her slip of the tongue just now.

The voice came to her ears, "How should I punish you this time?" ”

Su Xi really wanted to pretend to be dead when he couldn't hear it!

But as a good child with clear ears and eyes, she still raised her head knowingly and winked at Shang Yu a few times, "Or, I'll give you a smile?" ”

Shang Yu looked disgusted: "Ugly! ”

Su Xi: "......"

Shut up, you big bastard!

Shang Yu leaned on the back of his wheelchair, his eyes were faint like an interviewer, "In addition to role-playing, what other talents do you have?" ”

The corners of Su Xi's mouth twitched.

Cosplay is not her talent at all!

It's just that in the face of Shang Yu's question, she thought about it seriously and asked in a low voice, "Can you eat it?" ”

Just now, when her words fell, the small video APP was downloaded.

Su Xi shook her mobile phone, a little excited and excited: "I heard that there are a lot of eating broadcasts in this APP, I feel that if I go to eat broadcasts, it must be very cheating, and I may be able to attract a bunch of fans." ”

Su Xi quickly looked for the column of eating and broadcasting.

In a bunch of eating broadcasts, I fell in love with a pink and cute little sister at a glance.

In front of Shang Yu, click on this little sister's eating video.

And then......

Su Xi watched as this little sister, who was about the same size as her, ate ten bowls of instant noodles, ten poached eggs, and a big pot of chicken thighs in a short time!

Su Xi was dumbfounded.

Thinking that she can only eat two bowls of instant noodles, two poached eggs, and two chicken legs at most.

This little sister, how can she eat more than her?

Just when Su Xi felt incredible, he heard this little sister and said embarrassedly to everyone: "Today is a little little, I haven't eaten enough, I'll buy another ten-inch cake and cook desserts!" ”

Su Xi: "......"

Little sister, you've eaten my food for three days, and you still say you're not full?

Su Xi made up for it, if she had dinner with this little sister.

Tragic discovery...... Can't rob people at all!

Su Xi silently closed the APP, or don't watch the food broadcast to find abuse.

raised his head and squeezed a stiff smile at Shang Yu awkwardly, "Look, I'm lucky to meet me, if you meet that little sister, people will directly eat you and go bankrupt." ”

said, touched his stomach, "I watched the little video, I'm a little hungry, I'll go downstairs to eat first." ”

Dropping these words, he ran away at a fast speed.

Su Xi has now figured out a set of experience in getting along with big bastards.

First, if you can talk nonsense, you can talk nonsense.

Second, if you can't talk nonsense, run!

Third, if you can't run, you will fight with him!

If the first three moves are useless, you can only sacrifice the last move...... Confession from the heart!

……

After Su Xi left, Shang Yu rubbed his eyebrows, took out his mobile phone, and dialed Qin Zihan's number.

After passing, he indifferently ordered: "Come tomorrow morning!" ”

Qin Zihan: "What's wrong with you?" Under the weather? ”

Shang Yu: "It's not me. ”

Qin Zihan couldn't help but get angry, "Do you want to feed me dog food again?" Rejection! Good bye! ”

I was very backbone, and hung up the phone directly......