Chapter 061: Scold first
The old man trembled his fingers, "You're not afraid of death, aren't you afraid that I will kill you?" ”
Song Xiaojian: "Old bastard, it seems that if Lao Tzu doesn't scold you, you won't kill Lao Tzu, what are you special, you are gouging out your eyes and cutting your tongue, will you let Lao Tzu go?" Then why can't Lao Tzu scold enough? ”
Simon... Qingqing's face was in a cold sweat, others didn't know, but he knew very well that the master had always been moody, and sometimes, when something didn't go his way, he would kill people.
I heard that the maid who waited for the master did not die to 1,000, but more than 800.
I heard that there was once a maid ring, but she just complained behind her back, and someone heard it and went to tell the whistle, and as a result, the girl ring and the whistleblower were beaten to death.
The master said that Yahuan was innocent of death, and the informant knew too much......
But Song Xiaojian actually dared to scold him to his face, there was really a kind, there was a really special kind.
"Hehe......"
The old man suddenly laughed, "Little rabbit cub, you want to use the method of agitation to provoke me to kill you directly, haha, how can there be such a good thing,"
"I'm going to take you back and torture you slowly, just a Ten Thousand Gu Soul Eater? That's too cheap for you, a thousand snakes devouring bodies, ten thousand Gu devouring souls, cramping and peeling skins to light the sky lanterns, and you ...... it."
I have to say that the old man's suspicion is really serious, and he also has the potential of SM, and he can laugh when he is scolded, which is not something that ordinary people can do......
At this time, there was a sudden bang,
A bloody man fell from the sky,
"Second grandfather!!"
The head is gone, but he is dressed in red clothes, which makes Chi Kui recognize at a glance that this is his second grandfather.
Behind the old man, a monkey suddenly appeared, his whole body was as black as ink, exuding a thick black gas, his eyes were shining with a terrifying green light, and he was holding a bloody human head in his hand.
"Go ahead, teach that kid a lesson, don't get killed, I'm going to take it back and torture it."
Trumpet~~
The human head was thrown to the ground, and the monkey disappeared in an instant, but in the blink of an eye, it appeared behind the old man again, as if it had not moved at all.
Song Xiaojian didn't think so, because, in an instant, he felt a sharp pain on his feet, hands, chest, and back at the same time, and countless blood rushed wildly.
The monkey is very professional, every wound is not fatal, but it hurts very, very, very painful,
Hiss~~
Beads of sweat rolled down the size of beans, and together with blood, instantly soaked all his clothes,
The old man didn't look at Song Xiaojian, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the head of Chikui's second grandfather floated,
"Little baby, it's time to eat......"
Suddenly, there was a ripple in the space, and a big-headed baby suddenly came out,
Uh~~ Well, it's not appropriate to say it's a baby, it can only be said to be a monster with a baby's head,
Like the monkey, his whole body was as black as ink, only his eyes were pale and white, with a hint of green light.
Two hands and six legs, more like the claws of an arthropod, a slender hooked tail covered with sharp, faint blue stingers......
After the little monster appeared, he held the head of Chikui's second grandfather with both hands, and opened his mouth to suck at the Baihui acupoint on the top of his head.
Woo-yo-woo......
When Chi Kui saw this scene, his eyes were instantly bloodshot and turned red, and he couldn't wait to go up with his own hands and tear up the little monster.
But, however, he didn't move, he knew very well in his heart that at the moment of his second grandfather's death, he knew very well that he would definitely not be able to fight.
If he was alone, he would definitely fight with the old man, with the dead monkey, and with the little monster, and he would have to pull a cushion on his back to death.
However, he still has Song Xiaojian and Xiao Lori by his side, he can die, but he can't let Song Xiaojian and Xiao Lori die,
Song Xiaojian has become the hope of his Jiuxuanzong, no matter what, even if his soul is scattered, ashes, and he will never be reincarnated, he will also send Song Xiaojian away.
Hole cards, he is not nothing, often floating in the rivers and lakes of the old fox, who does not have a few hole cards?
He's waiting, he's waiting for an opportunity......
On the side, Song Xiaojian was just fished out of the water, the severe pain made his feet weak, staggered and almost fell, but he gritted his teeth and cheered up, just didn't fall,
A manly man would rather die standing than live on his knees,
Although his whole body was in pain, and the pain made him grin, he did not let go of the old man in his mouth, and gritted his back molars and scolded:
"Old Miscellaneous ......"
Song Xiaojian began to greet the eighteenth generation of female ancestors of the old man, changing all kinds of tricks, playing games with the different ancestors of the old man, the language was extremely poisonous, and the scene was ......
Even a cheeky guy like Chikui was red-faced when he heard it, and by the way, he covered Little Lori's ears......
Ximen Qingqing's child was really stunned, really stunned, and really stunned, if it weren't for the presence of the old man, he would definitely give Song Xiaojian a thumbs up.
The old man's face was cloudy, his lips, goatee, and the green tendons on his neck kept trembling, but he didn't expect that at this time, Song Xiaojian couldn't stand anymore, and he still had the strength to scold him, and he was so vicious and shameless,
The hand pointing at Song Xiaojian twitched like Parkinson's, and the anger made his voice sharp, as if he had worked in the palace,
"Go, give him some color, shut the fuck."
The monkey disappeared again,
Although Song Xiaojian didn't seem to be able to stand steadily, the severe pain made his mental power extremely keen, and the ants of that half a year were not in vain, at least his pain tolerance was upgraded.
Faintly, he could feel the cold light shining on the monkey's paws,
However, there is no use for eggs,
Burst~~
Burst~~
Burst~~
Blood burst out, and Song Xiaojian's body was suddenly opened by the monkey's claws, and at least thirty holes were opened.
Pain, incomparably painful,
If you want to say that it was skin pain, flesh pain, and tendon pain just now, then the pain now is pain into the bone marrow.
Song Xiaojian couldn't help but tremble all over, his teeth clenched,
Little Lori was carrying a copper hammer, her eyes were full of anger, but Chikui's hand always protected her behind her and prevented her from being sent to death.
Even he is not an opponent, let alone a child?
Song Xiaojian staggered, but he never fell, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, try the pain transfer method? In order not to turn the pain into the language of scolding the old man?
Thinking of this, I suddenly exhaled a breath,
"Old Bangzi, that's what you can do? Isn't your grandfather alive and well? ”
"Come on, call your monkey son to beat me, Lao Tzu is lying here and let you fight, you can't beat me to death."
"Donkey Day, if Lao Tzu screams in pain, I will be your grandfather."
"Oops, it hurts."
"Well, grandson, grandpa lost, you win......"
The old man was so angry that he went crazy, and all the special ones were dying, so why didn't he forget to take advantage?
"Beat him, go, beat him, hurry up and ......"
The monkey didn't move, as if it didn't have the function of beating people in the program in its head.
The old man suddenly flew up and kicked Ximen Qingqing's buttocks,
"Numb, I didn't hear Lao Tzu say, beat him."
This foot was so powerful that Ximen Qingqing was kicked more than ten meters away, and then he fell to the ground.
However, he didn't dare to say a word about the old man's order.
Suddenly, the fist fell on Song Xiaojian's body like raindrops,
To tell the truth, the fist of the little official of Ximen is not small, if he exerts all his strength, I am afraid that he can kill Song Xiaojian with one punch, and he is also a 'strong man' in building the foundation
However, he didn't dare, the old man said that he would catch Song Xiaojian back and torture him slowly, so he could only try to control his strength, for fear that he would beat Song Xiaojian to death with a heavy hand, in that case, the old man would definitely torture him......
So, Ximen Qingqing's little official, those small fists that hit Song Xiaojian, compared with the pain on Song Xiaojian's body, were like massage, and Song Xiaojian didn't feel it at all.
After scolding the eighteenth generation of the old man's ancestors, Song Xiaojian began to scold upwards, and the ape-man ancestors of the old man swore not to give up......
Anyway, whether he dies or not, he will scold first, so although Ximen Xiaoqingqing punched him with a small fist, his mouth never stopped,
The extremely vicious words came when he opened his mouth, before, he was on the earth, and all the scolding tricks he saw were used on the old man.
It's a big deal, I'm afraid of an egg,
As soon as the old man appeared, he wanted to gouge out his eyes, cut out his tongue, and abolish his cultivation as a slave for others.
From that time on, he knew that today's things would never be good.
Not to mention, the dead monkey on the other side killed Chikui's second grandfather,
However, with a few of them, it is difficult to run today, and it is difficult to survive, there is only a dead end.
Die? Of course Song Xiaojian was afraid, and he was so scared that he was going to die.
But sometimes, it's not that you can't die if you're afraid of death,
As the saying goes, those who come are not good, and those who are good do not come, as soon as the old man came, he was sentenced to death...... Uh, well, it's a reprieve.
If being a grandson can really not die, Song Xiaojian doesn't mind being a grandson,
Uh, well, in fact, in his heart, he doesn't want to be a grandson at all, right???
In the final analysis, he just can't get used to the other party's commanding posture, and takes it for granted that he is full of feces.
In his words, sometimes, when there is no other choice, he doesn't mind kneeling and licking, but there is a premise, that the other party can lick,
Just like that salted fish, or that fox spirit, and that round old man, when it comes to life and death, he definitely doesn't mind,
However, this old Wang Ba in front of him is like a piece of stinky shit, he would rather die than lick it!!
Although he didn't have any off-line, bottom line, cheekiness, discipline and other plays, he was tricky......
Well, in his shameless words, it's called taste......
Bah!! Why are you kneeling and licking, and you still pay attention to your taste?
Uh, let's get down to business,
Anyway, it was that guy who made Song Xiaojian's anger uncomfortable, so he would die to death.
The eggs are numb, damn the eggs, and eighteen years later, Lao Tzu is a good man again......
The machine spirit guy shrank up like Wang Ba, and didn't say a word,
Uh, well, in fact, Song Xiaojian didn't count on the machine spirit at all, have you ever seen a soymilk machine fight?
"Old turtle, your son cuckolded you."
"Old Wangba, your daughter-in-law gave birth to three piglets for you."
"The Old Immortal ......"
Time passed minute by minute, and Song Xiaojian had already asked the old guy's entire family member, with absolutely no repeated greetings, but he didn't mean to stop at all, and his mouth was still foaming......
He didn't feel tired at all, but the little official Ximen Qingqing, who had been beating him, was so tired that he stuck out his tongue.
I have never seen such a person, all over my body, with so many wounds and so many holes, and the blood has never stopped.
But he was still so energetic, he scolded for half an hour, and he didn't say a word, and he became more and more vicious.
After he heard some words, he was furious, but the master didn't move at all.
At this time, seeing that the old man did not move, Song Xiaojian turned the spearhead,
"Old turtle egg, do you know why I still have the strength to scold?"
"Because your apprentice is in the same group as me, otherwise he has beaten me for so long, why am I getting more and more energetic?"
Hearing this, the old man's face changed, and the suspicion was suddenly written on the cloudy face,
He hasn't spoken yet, Ximen Qingqing is frightened, numb, can be eaten indiscriminately, words can't be talked nonsense, it will really kill someone~~
"Master, he's sowing discord, don't believe him......"
It's okay not to speak, but the more you talk, the more angry the old man becomes,
Originally, he was scolded by Song Xiaojian so much that he was angry, and he was worried that he had nowhere to vent, although he pretended not to hear it, but he didn't really hear it.
At this time, Ximen Xiaoqingqing hit the muzzle of the gun,
The old man was furious, roared, and furious:
"What do you mean? Do you think Master would fall for this? ”
"Do you think Master can't see through this little trick of him?"
"Don't you have any faith in Master?"
"Could it be that Master is such an easily deceived fool in your heart?"
"Huh?"
With a wave of the sleeves of his robe, Ximen Xiaoqingqing was fanned, turned three thousand six hundred degrees in the air, and then, his face hit the ground first......
The old man cleaned up Ximen Xiaoqingqing, stared at Song Xiaojian, and sneered: "Yes, there is a bit of urgency, but in the old man's opinion, it is still too tender,"
"It's just your mouth, the old man hates it so much, go, cut off his tongue, old man with wine."
The green light flashed in the monkey's eyes, and the figure quickly disappeared,
Chirping~~~
Suddenly, the monkey that had just disappeared let out a miserable scream, and a pair of bloody monkey claws suddenly fell in front of Song Xiaojian,
The figure of the monkey, which appeared behind the old man again, squeaked and screamed,
Bursts of black light poured out from the two paws, and in an instant, a new pair of monkey claws grew again.
The monkey was injured, and the old man was more grieved than the death of his own son, and he was suddenly angry.
"The Alchemy Association is doing things, I don't want to die, get out of ...... for me"