Chapter 82: The Feeling of Getting a Ticket
As for Yang Jin, the little fat man who aroused his homesickness?
A smile tugged at the corners of Hades' mouth.
Perverted spicy hot pot, arrange it for this little red guy!
After a while, Hades heard a hint from Roselle -
"Master, Yang Jin is about to arrive in the villa area~"
"Okay." Hades stood up and headed to the garage.
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Yang Kim paid the taxi driver, opened the door and jumped out of the car.
Just as he looked at the number of the villa and was about to run to the door of Hades' villa to knock on the door, a taxi on the side honked its horn and startled him a lot.
Glancing at the taxi, Yang Jin didn't care, but planned to continue knocking on the door in front of him.
Then, the taxi honked its horn again, and at the same time, Yang Jin's phone rang.
"Hello?" Yang Jin didn't care about the taxi, looked at the phone, and answered decisively, "Hades, I'm at your door, open the door quickly!" ”
"I know, I'm at the door," Hades said with a smile.
"You're there too?" Yang Jin looked left and right and asked suspiciously, "I didn't see you!" ”
"You turn around."
"Turn around...... Nope! ”
Yang Jin subconsciously ignored the taxi parked on the side of the road.
"Didi!" Hades honked his horn, "Haven't you seen it yet?" ”
"Huh, huh? Eh, eh! Yang Jin realized that Hades was in the taxi, and was stunned for a long time, then trotted over, "Where did you get a taxi?" What about your original super cool car? ”
"In the garage, not long after you went back, I was bored, so I got a taxi to drive," Hades smiled and beckoned, "Get in the car and take you to eat hot pot!" ”
"Hey, hey, hey, that's a good idea, honestly, are you taking this opportunity to pick up girls?" Yang Jin opened the car door with a smile and came to the co-pilot, and asked with a slanted smile.
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"you, I think I still need to use this method to pick up girls?" Hades rolled his eyes and looked Yang Jin up and down, "How do I feel that I haven't seen you in these two months, and you are a little fatter again?" ”
Speaking of this, Hades gestured Yang Jin's body shape in front of him with both hands, nodded and said, "It's really a lot fatter!" ”
"Can you not mention this sad thing...... the little fat man looked at Hades aggrievedly, "I've been staying at home for the past two months, I haven't gone out except for signing a contract, and I can't exercise at home, eating and drinking and patronizing code words, of course I've gained weight!" ”
"That makes sense," Hades rolled his eyes again speechlessly, "Do you have nowhere to exercise?" You're lazy! ”
"Oh, hateful old thief, how dare you frame my pious heart of cultivation like this, what kind of crime should I be guilty of!" Yang Jin did not have the slightest awareness that the lie was exposed, and said with a hippie smile.
"Can you buy a hot pot with you and have a meal together?" Hades said as he activated the Grim Reaper.
"Wow, Hades, your Chinese doctorate really didn't come for nothing!" The little fat man said with emotion.
"Sure," said Hades without modesty, "I've put a lot of effort into it." ”
"Whew!" The little fat man instantly exposed Hades's lie, "Do you have the word hard work in your dictionary?" ”
"Tut-tut, isn't it good to give someone a way to live? Think about it, is it more desperate for someone who tries hard and then can't catch up, or is someone who can't catch up without trying too hard makes you desperate? ”
"Actually...... I think it's pretty hopeless. ”
"Hmm...... That sounds like that......"
While driving and chatting, Hades took Yang Jin to a relatively remote restaurant.
"Where is this?" Yang Jin asked curiously, "I thought it was the little dragon cut last time." ”
"I'm tired of eating at that house, so I'm here to eat this time," Hades said, "It's also Chinese, and it's generous and delicious!" ”
Although Hades has already had dinner, it is no problem to eat another hot pot.
There are a lot of aspects covered by [Physique], which is almost equivalent to the strengthening and control of the whole body, Hades has long discovered this, in addition to the enhanced hearing and vision that has been used before, etc., just like the current speed of food digestion is included, it can also be controlled!
Controls the secretion of gastric juice and controls gastrointestinal agitation...... All it takes is to speed up, and the stomach is immediately empty.
came to the hot pot restaurant and ordered a lot of food, Hades decisively asked for a perverted and spicy pot bottom.
"No, brother, is it serious to be perverted?" The little fat man looked at Hades with wide eyes, "Don't want your ass anymore?" ”
"Don't worry, order a mandarin duck pot, wouldn't it be good to have water on the other side?" Hades said with a smile.
Just kidding, whoever eats hot pot will eat clear water, isn't that more money and nothing to do?
Even if you know the serious consequences later, you must eat spicy pot!
Sure enough, without Hades to operate, the little fat man put all the dishes into the spicy pot by himself.
"Don't want your ass anymore?" Hades laughed teasingly.
"Don't want it, don't want it, it's important to eat well!" The little fat man decisively threw that worry out of the clouds.
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"Ah...... This tastes really good......" The little fat man touched his big belly, which was more than a little rounded, and moved his lips, which were already a little red and swollen, and sighed, "It's just too spicy, ...... it."
"A hot pot is soulless if it's not spicy," Hades nodded and wiped his mouth with paper, "It's still cool to eat like this." ”
"Indeed," Yang Jin nodded, and the two of them were now in the after-dinner chatting stage, so he began to eagerly share his experience with Hades about this return to China, "I'll tell you, that ......"
Yang Jin said with relish, and Hades also listened with relish, these things he said are still very interesting to Hades, such as what novel plot is difficult to satisfy everyone, write a novel Carvin, Kavin wants to play a game, play a game halfway through and feel sorry for the readers, so hang up and give readers code words just to ask for tickets......
"Wait, what are you asking for now," Hades asked curiously, hearing this, "Didn't you already get that great god covenant?" ”
"Tickets are a must, it's impossible not to ask for tickets, don't forget the original intention, you have to always!" Yang Jin burped and said, "You may not have experienced that feeling, every time a ticket arrives, that kind of joy from the heart...... That's what motivates me to codeword, because there's a feeling of being recognized! ”
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