Hao Jian was still struggling with the matter of not having a chance to go down, until Liu Yunsheng said that the patrol team needed manpower when excavating the basement, and he could arrange for Hao Jian to be a volunteer before he would give up.

I walked around the residential building for half a circle to the front, I asked Hao Jian to wait outside, and then went with Liu Jie to knock on the door of Mr. Zhang's house, it was Mr. Zhang who opened the door, and he was obviously stunned when he saw me, but because Liu Jie was there, he quickly calmed down: "Is there something wrong with you coming here so late?" ”

Liu Jie didn't know what I was going to do, so she stood aside and didn't speak, I reached over and smiled: "Teacher Zhang, introduce yourself again, my name is Yu Miao, and I am a feng shui master." ”

I heard that I am a feng shui master, and Mr. Zhang is not so enthusiastic at once, but it is no wonder that he is a university teacher and believes in science, and he has a natural aversion to people like me, but his cultivation is not bad, he reached out to shake me and said, "Disrespectful, is there something wrong?" ”

I pretended to have an expression of wanting to speak, and at the same time secretly gave Liu Jie a look, and she immediately understood: "Teacher Zhang is like this, when Master Yu came to see the decoration today, he found that your home was a little unclean, but he was embarrassed to say it in front of you, so he told me in private, but I thought this should be told to you, so I brought Master Yu over." ”

Teacher Zhang was confused: "Not clean? Our house was just cleaned yesterday, how can it not be clean? ”

As soon as I heard this, I almost couldn't hold back my laughter, and said in my heart that I really couldn't be in a hurry with the layman, and continued to maintain an embarrassed expression on my face and whispered: "Teacher Zhang, take the liberty of asking, how have you slept recently?" ”

"It's been hot lately, and the quality of sleep isn't very good." Teacher Zhang ran out directly about the reason why he didn't sleep well, and then looked at me with an expression of "see what else you can say".

But he didn't know that I had seen a lot of this kind of person, so after a moment's pause, he pretended to be mysterious and said, "I'm afraid it's not just because it's hot, right?" If I'm not mistaken, have you and your wife been getting up more lately than usual? I still feel dizzy when I get up in the morning, and I can't even get out of bed when it's serious, so I have to lie down for a while before I can move freely? ”

Every time I said a word, Mr. Zhang's face became ugly, and when I finished speaking, his whole face turned pale, and he grabbed my hand and asked excitedly, "What you said is so accurate!" Are you a TCM practitioner? Can you tell me how to take care of it? ”

"You didn't listen to me at all, did you?" I rolled my eyes angrily in my heart, and there was still a fairy expression on my face: "Teacher Zhang said with a smile, I have already introduced me just now, I am a feng shui master, and the strangeness of you and your wife is not a real disease, but is entangled by the dirty things in this room." ”

Hearing me mention "dirty things", Mr. Zhang changed back to his previous faint disdainful expression: "Master Yu, I myself respect these things handed down by my ancestors very much, but now that it is a technological society, it is better not to talk about those ethereal things in everything." ”

"You mean you don't believe me?" I asked a rhetorical question, and without waiting for him to answer, I squeezed through the gap and went straight to the kitchen, and by the time he chased after me, I had already picked up a bowl of water.

"Mr. Yu, I didn't invite you to my house, please go out immediately!" Teacher Zhang stood at the door of the kitchen and shouted, Liu Jie stood behind him, and his wife hurried over to see what was going on.

I saw that everyone had arrived, so I put the bowl filled with water on the dining table, and brought a chopstick from the side, and before I could speak, Mr. Zhang sneered: "Mr. Yu doesn't want to perform 'Water Bowl Standing Chopsticks', right?" The science and education channel has refuted the rumors, because the chopsticks head and the bottom of the bowl are flat, and after being put into the water and pressing hard to squeeze out the air, the chopsticks are used to make the chopsticks stand up. ”

"Cultured is not easy to deceive!" I smiled bitterly in my heart, because I did plan to use this trick at first, but now it definitely won't work!

Fortunately, I have always felt that I have a lot of skills, so I learned a lot of things in a mess, and quickly thought about it and broke the chopsticks into two, and took them in two hands and asked Mr. Zhang, "Choose one?" ”

Teacher Zhang didn't know what I wanted to do, so he hesitated and chose the left hand.

"Okay, this one is yours." I threw the chopsticks into the bowl, the bamboo chopsticks sank down and floated up, and then handed the bowl to Mr. Zhang: "Water can gather yin, I'll trap the dirty things in the room in the water later, and then you can use this yin-seeking plate to find it." ”

"But ......"

Teacher Zhang wanted to say something, but I didn't wait for him to finish speaking, I walked from the side to the living room, took a deep breath and pointed to the sword, and read aloud with my feet: "Shangqing Sanjing, the total qi is Shangyuan." Eight views of the Styx, qi into the Xuanyuan. There are two generals, assisted by Chongxuan. The black wind thunderled, and the black fog was faint. For the evil of evil, drive out the trouble! Haste as a law! ”

After reading the last sentence, I pointed to the water dispenser and shouted "Go", the atmosphere in the room instantly became solemn, and after a few seconds of calmness, Mr. Zhang asked with a strange expression: "Mr. Yu...... What the hell are you doing? ”

Not only Mr. Zhang, but also his wife and Liu Jie also had a puzzled expression, I put away my posture and slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity, pointed to the water bowl in Mr. Zhang's hand and said lightly: "Thin is positive, coarse is negative, look at what direction the Yin Seeking Pan refers to?" ”

Mr. Zhang's heart was refusal, but I tossed for so long, he didn't look at it and felt that it was not very polite, and reluctantly looked down at the chopsticks floating in the water bowl, and his face suddenly changed at a glance and he was stunned on the spot - the thinner end of the chopsticks pointed straight in the direction of the water dispenser!

His wife and Liu Jie came over to take a look and were stunned, and it took half a minute for Mr. Zhang to come back to his senses: "Coincidence, right?" It's a coincidence! ”

"Then you can try a different position." I hugged my shoulders and said lightly, just after finishing speaking, Mr. Zhang came to me with a water bowl, and the bamboo chopsticks in the bowl slowly rotated with his movement, even then he still didn't believe in evil, and pulled the bamboo chopsticks twice with his fingers, but no matter how he made trouble, when the bamboo chopsticks stopped, the thinner end always pointed to the water dispenser!

Teacher Zhang was completely stupid now, I took the water bowl back and drank "scatter", then raised my head and drank the water, tilted my head and spit out half of the bamboo chopsticks into the trash can and said softly: "Actually, you don't have to worry, the situation is not tricky yet, I will set up an exorcism array later, you and the woman go to the hotel to make do with it first, and it will be fine after three days." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll go pack my things now!"

Teacher Zhang has now completely bowed to me, nodded and agreed a few times and ran into the bedroom to pack up things, I also took advantage of this time to start arranging the formation, in fact, it was to paste a few runes on the doors and windows, and the exorcism charm was not enough and mixed with a few peace charms, anyway, Teacher Zhang is a layman can't see it.