Chapter 109: Stir-fried meat with wooden sticks

More than a week later, Yang Feng followed Simu to his dojo.

The four-purpose dojo is on a mountainside not far from the official road.

The evergreen forests on the mountainside are mostly broad-leaved forests, but some trees still lose their leaves, making the whole mountain forest appear simple and bright, with a strong sense of spatial perspective. Sunlight pours down through the cracks of the branches, reflecting the branches of old trees and the old bark, and it looks like a picturesque photographic work.

Under this picturesque work, there are two adjacent small bamboo houses, far up, similar to the stilt building, but this can only be regarded as a stilt building, right?

"Brother Yang, my dojo is almost here, have you seen the two bamboo and wood houses in front of you? The slightly more imposing house on the left is mine."

At this time, the sky was already dark, and the two of them were less than five hundred meters away from Simu's home.

Yang Feng looked up and looked at the two bamboo and wood houses, magnificent? Where's the grandeur?

Aren't these two bamboo houses the same? Isn't it all the same in terms of materials and appearance? Where's the grandeur?

Yang Feng looked at the four eyes suspiciously, this old boy knows how to talk nonsense.

Simu was a little embarrassed by Yang Feng, and then used laughter to cover up his embarrassment.

"Haha, let's go, let's go, it's almost home, we can rest for a while"

Four eyes shook the bell and jumped with his zombie client to the bamboo and wooden house in front of him.

"Hey"

Yang Feng found that if Uncle Nine became the head of Maoshan in the future, he would definitely have a short life, because no matter whether it was an apprentice or a senior brother, none of them could make people worry.

Keep up with the pace of the four eyes, if Yang Feng remembers correctly, there will be a good show to watch later.

"Hey, I'm home, I can finally rest for a while"

After the four-eyed Taoist unleashed the corpse expulsion technique, he put down the divine cage and beat Hache, took care of Yang Feng and entered the room with him.

It's just that when Simu pushed open the door, he found that the door had been locked, and through the bamboo window, he saw that his apprentice Jia Le was still sleeping.

Although the sky is only dawning, as a cultivator, you should get up and cultivate before dawn.

And along the way, Simu has been bragging about how diligent and well-behaved his baby apprentice Jia Le is, but now? This is a proper slap in the face.

"Oh, you stinky boy, you let you guard the door for the teacher, but you dream of Zhou Gong all day long? See if I don't teach you a good lesson."

After that, the four-eyed Taoist hand used a slight force, and the door bolt behind the door was broken, and then he tiptoed away.

But what the four-eyed Taoist didn't know was that at the moment when he broke the door bolt, his precious apprentice Jia Le had already woken up.

When Jia Le saw that after the master came back, he broke the door bolt, but he didn't come in, and he knew that this unconscionable master was trying to fix him again.

So he also tiptoed to the door and window, wanting to see how the master would fix him.

I saw the four-eyed leader pick up a bundle of sticks on the pyre in the hallway, and walk down the steps towards his zombie client.

"Yo, Brother Four-Eyed, are you going to roast zombie meat to eat?"

Along the way, Yang Feng had nothing to do, and he would always look at him a few words.

"Barbecue? Hehe, yes, but it's not barbecue, it's fried meat with sticks."

As he spoke, he distributed the sticks in his hands to the zombies.

"Heavenly spirits, earth spirits, walking corpses have spirits, walking corpses have sex, forget the bells, listen to it, hit it, beat it when you listen to it, hey for the order, listen to my order!"

After casting the spell, these walking corpses will start hitting people whenever they hear "oops".

In order to confirm the effect, the four-eyed Taoist also tried it, and with an "oops", the bamboo sticks in the hands of several walking corpses fell at the same time, smashing the crockpot held by the four-eyed Taoist chief.

The four-eyed Taoist was very satisfied with this result, and said in his heart.

"Yes, yes, stinky boy, I worked hard for my teacher to save your family business outside, you are good, you know how to sleep all day long"

After seeing the crockpot being broken, Knorr's heart was cold, knowing that the master was playing for real this time, so he went back to the bamboo chair and lay down, thinking that no matter how the zombies beat him, he couldn't scream.

When the four-eyed Taoist entered the room with a group of walking corpses, Jiale had already re-laid down on the bamboo chair and pretended to sleep.

The four-eyed Taoist went up to Jiale is stick, but Jiale, who knew the password, was silent.

Yang Feng saw this scene outside, and shook his head helplessly, he couldn't live because of his own sin.

"Oops, boy, I'll beat you, you don't say oops......"

The four eyes were angry, but they forgot the password for a while, and they were cocooned to bind themselves, and when they said oops, it was a complete tragedy.

Those zombies have no wisdom, as soon as they hear "oops", they raise a wooden stick and knock on the four-eyed Taoist, the four-eyed Taoist suffers pain, and subconsciously "oops, oops" and screams non-stop, and as a result, they fall into a vicious circle, the sticks continue, and in a blink of an eye, the nose and face are swollen.

"Puff"

Although Yang Feng has watched this clip many times, he can't help but laugh out loud every time, especially this time.

"Haha...... Simu, you are indeed stir-fried meat with wooden sticks, but your meat is inevitably too old, I can't bite it."

The four-eyed Taoist was beaten, and his mood was already very unhappy, but now he was laughed at by Yang Feng, so he was even more angry, but when more than ten wooden sticks hit his body, he would inevitably cry out in pain.

"Oops, oops, it hurts me, oops......"

"Master, don't say those two words."

Jia Le is still quite filial, and at the risk of being beaten by zombies, he ran to Simu to cover his mouth.

After the surrounding zombies didn't hear the "oops" sound, they stopped and stood in place like wooden stakes.

Whining. ”

The four-eyed Taoist leader reacted, nodded immediately, and Jia Le let go of his hand.

The four-eyed Dao chief took a breath, grinning in pain, and then turned his head mechanically, with murderous eyes in his eyes, and looked at Yang Feng not far away with a gloomy face.

If he hadn't been able to beat Yang Feng, the four eyes would have wanted to beat Yang Feng now.

I knew that I was watching the play next to me, and I didn't know how to help, and I was laughing at me, hum.

"Master, who is he?"

Seeing that Yang Feng was so young, Jia Le thought that he was the master's newly accepted apprentice, but he heard Yang Feng call the master Simu just now, so it was obvious that this person could not be the master's newly accepted apprentice.

"Hey, hey, Knorr, master, I love you to death"

Simu's "I love you to death" this time is heavier than the previous one, mainly because Jia Le made him lose face in front of Yang Feng.

"He? Hmph, he is the Yang Feng I mentioned to you last time I came back, this bastard, he bullied your master and me along the way."

Simu thought that if he said this, Jia Le would definitely not want to see Yang Feng, but who knows?

"Uncle Yang, are you Uncle Yang Feng and Uncle Yang?"

In the face of Knorr's enthusiasm, Yang Feng was a little overwhelmed, was it the first time he and he met? Is he a gay (gay)?

Hey~

Yang Feng immediately stayed three meters away from Jia Le, and then said.

"I like women, I don't like men, if you have any ideas, go to your master"

"Uncle Yang, I'm ......"