Chapter 384: Stealing chickens doesn't make rice
After tossing, Zhu Bai's family was embarrassed.
Jiang Zhimian hugged the little tiger and introduced her, "Na, this is meat, meat, this is your aunt." ”
The flesh snorted, revealing its small, snow-white teeth.
Seeing that Zhu Bai's family was terrified.
With such bright teeth, it looks like eating raw meat!
"You...... How can you raise a tiger? Zhu Baishi asked angrily, completely ignoring the fact that he wanted to become Aunt Tiger.
Jiang Zhimian was very innocent, "Is it illegal?" ”
"Uh, pour...... It's not a crime. Zhu Bai was stunned.
There are more than 700 laws and regulations in the Jin Kingdom, and I haven't heard of any of them that prohibit the elderly from raising tigers.
The person who wrote the key statute didn't expect that someone would really raise a tiger!
"That's it, since it's not illegal, I want to raise it." Jiang Zhimian went back.
Zhu Baishi trembled angrily, "Although it can be raised, what if it bites someone!" ”
She couldn't continue to do it, otherwise by the time the sun set, the blood she dripped, and the blood on the ground would be as red as the sunset.
"Okay," Jiang Zhimian didn't insist on, "Then Grandma remembered to eat more delicious food when she went home, and when she went to prison, she only had glutinous rice and steamed buns." ”
Suddenly, Zhu Bai stood still.
She scolded secretly in her heart, hating her yellow teeth itching terribly.
Heck, I forgot that there was still that agreement.
In desperation, Zhu Bai had to continue to work.
But after working hard for a while, she gradually discovered that in fact, the meat of the little tiger is not terrible, if you put aside the appearance of eating raw meat, it is usually similar to a dog.
She was a little tempted to catch a tiger to raise.
No, it's a waste of food to raise it yourself, and you should sell it to those rich men.
I will definitely be able to exchange a lot of silver!
After finalizing this idea, Zhu Bai began to ask Jiang Zhimian where he could catch the little tiger.
Jiang Zhimian had an expression on his face, I see that you are going to heaven.
Still want to catch a tiger cub?
Can't catch the phoenix and the dragon yet!
The inquiry was fruitless, and Zhu Bai's bad intentions were bad again.
She's going to steal meat!
Anyway, Jiang Zhimian has to go back to the town every day and come back early the next morning, and the distance to the village in the morning is obviously closer to her.
As long as she gets up early, steals the meat and hides it, and then pretends to work as if nothing happened, wouldn't people be unaware?
This time, she didn't hide the meat in the cellar.
When Zhu Baishi returned home in the evening, he dug a big pit in the woods on the other side of the river, and covered it with dry branches and leaves.
Wait for the next morning to steal the flesh and hide it here.
Even if someone finds out, she can say that she caught the trap she made.
Hmph, can people still do the same thing twice?
Fantasizing about all this, Zhu Baishi was very happy, with his hands on his waist, standing in front of the big pit and laughing proudly.
The laughter startled the crows on the tree, a large piece of hula flew up, and one of them pooped and happened to fall into Zhu Bai's big mouth open in the sky......
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In the early morning of the next day, Jiang Zhimian took a bag of raw chicken and set off for the village.
Raw chicken is for the meat.
In the end, the meat will return to the mountains and forests in the future, so he must be familiar with the taste of raw meat, otherwise it will be difficult for him to survive alone in the future.
Now it's all slaughtered.
When it is a little bigger, Jiang Zhimian plans to give some live small animals, *** la, white rabbits, to train the hunting ability of meat.
All this is done so that the meat can return to the mountains and forests smoothly in the future.
She's an old mother, it's really heartbreaking.
But after Jiang Zhimian went to the village, he found that he didn't eat meat at all.
Look at the stomach again, it's round, and it's obviously overwhelmed.
But there's nothing to eat in the village.
Jiang Zhimian was also worried that the meat was out to hunt, so he went around the village for a long time and found nothing.
And the little meat claws that look at the meat are also clean, and they don't go up the mountain at all.
It's really evil.
Jiang Zhimian sat on the platform of the dam and poked the king character on the fleshy head with his hand, "Are you full of Northwest Wind?" ”
"Huh." Flesh screamed, rolled over in her arms, and began to snore comfortably.
Jiang Zhimian couldn't cry or laugh......
This product is really exactly the same as a cat.
was wondering, and saw Zhu Bai's blue nose and swollen face appear in front of him.
"Grandma, what's wrong with you?" Jiang Zhimian asked curiously.
Zhu Baishi hurriedly waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay, I accidentally fell while walking by myself, I ...... I went to sweep the floor. ”
With that, she quickly ran away.
I don't dare to look at the flesh at all.
It's also very evil to say.
She came to catch the meat and go down the mountain today, and the meat kept making a fuss, but fortunately she was prepared, and killed a chicken overnight for backup, and if the meat was noisy, she would feed the meat together.
Finally, I led the meat to the trap, and the chicken was gone.
The flesh immediately turned his face, and with a snort, he threw himself at her, frightening her to retreat, and then fell into the trap she had dug herself, face down, and fell like this.
By the time she crawled out, the flesh was gone.
was still frightened, but when he returned to the village, he saw the meat in Jiang Zhimian's arms.
A few months old tiger can actually recognize the way!
She suspected that this was Jiang Zhimian's doppelganger.
Otherwise, why would they play her all over the place and cause her to lose a chicken?
Oh her chickens!
The only old hen in the house!
Now all that's left is the chicken feathers in the corner.
At the same time, the flesh lying in Jiang Zhimian's arms burped.
Well, chicken-flavored.
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After several days of tidying up, the stockade was finally almost done.
Jiang Zhimian doesn't occupy much space.
The dam in the center, a hall, and two rooms against the hall, which were used for temporary rest.
With all this ready, she was ready to go on an adventure up the mountain.
Because there are wild beasts in this mountain, Jiang Zhimian of course chose to bring Chi Mohan.
After all, her sweetheart has first-class archery skills, and if she really encounters any beasts, she will definitely be able to be saved by heroes.
According to the conventional routine of the TV series, after the hero saves the beauty, shouldn't he ......
Ahem, where did you go!
"Fifth sister-in-law, why are you blushing?" Bai Youle asked curiously.
Jiang Zhimian quickly came back to his senses, "It's okay, it's okay, it's a little hot, what are you doing with this dress?" ”
Bai Youle proudly rotated the 360-degree display, "I'll accompany the fifth sister-in-law into the mountain, how about it, can you dress up this way?" ”
"Well, isn't it a bit ...... Exaggerated? Jiang Zhimian said tentatively.
But Bai Youle didn't think it was exaggerating, "Why is it exaggerated, I think it's very suitable, fifth sister-in-law, I also prepared a set for you, do you want to change it?" ”