Chapter 366: You're a big-headed ghost
Surprise?
I'm pleasantly surprised by your second uncle,
The audience below was furious at once,
Hemp eggs,
Is this playing tricks on us?
I'm so scared that my pants are falling off, and you're telling me this?
"Huh~~"
"Go down, go down!"
"We want President Su to preside, don't want you to be a slut......"
"Cheap, cheap, I really can't stand it......"
"Numb, you kid came out like this, I had a heart attack again for many years, you have to be responsible......"
……
The audience didn't care so much, they all picked up Song Xiaojian,
In the box,
Lu Yifa covered his face,
The eggs are still familiar with the recipe and the familiar taste!
Su Shan is in the background,
When I heard Song Xiaojian admit that the bidding rules were the same as what he said 'accidentally' before,
The boulder in my heart fell instantly, and I patted my chest with palpitations,
"My Brother Song, I don't want you to play like this."
Song Xiaojian heard that the loss of letting him go down was getting higher and higher,
The face is very sad,
"You guys make me so sad, I just came up, and you're going to bomb me down, do you have any sympathy?"
The audience suddenly shouted again,
"Compassion? Just like you, do you still need sympathy? ”
"I'm afraid that if you don't go down again, I'm going to be angry with you alive, no, you have to go down, you have to ......"
"Go down, go down!"
"Substitution, substitution!"
"If you don't go down, we won't bid today."
Hearing this,
Song Xiaojian was instantly surprised,
"This Daoist brother, what you just said is true?"
Belch......
True?
You're a big-headed ghost,
Moment
Almost everyone stared at the man who had just spoken,
The man withered in an instant, I don't know how many pairs of green eyes under the gaze, where do you dare to speak?
The others were also very angry in their hearts,
Hemp eggs,
You have to speak in different ways,
Why did we come all the way here?
It's not for the innate gods,
Why did you say you wouldn't shoot it, didn't that just match that kid's intentions?
Didn't you see that kid playing tricks on us as soon as he came up?
In that case, it may be that you really don't want to sell this innate divine weapon.
It's very likely that the kid is just waiting for an excuse, waiting for a step,
It's good that you have sent all the excuses of the steps to the door,
Over here
In the upstairs box,
A vigorous laugh came out,
"Haha, Song Shaoxia, what this Taoist friend said just now is just a joke, you can't take it seriously, and it's not too early, so it's better to start the auction."
"Yes, yes, Song Shaoxia, let's start."
"Song Shaoxia, I'm ready, you can't let me take it back! I can't wait for the start of the start. ”
……
The audience immediately shouted for him to start the auction,
A mean smile appeared on Song Xiaojian's face,
If you want to get started, how can it be so easy?
"Okay, since everyone is strongly asking to start, I won't grind anymore, but ......"
originally
His words made everyone breathe a sigh of relief,
It's just that
When his voice is only a mouthful,
Everyone's hearts are in their throats again,
"As the saying goes, first say the decision, then not messy, there are some things to say in front, although the details have been known in advance, but I believe you should still have a lot of questions, here, if you don't say it clearly, this auction is difficult to carry out."
Well?
Stalling again?
The audience heard this,
The first reaction was that Song Xiaojian was delaying time,
But
On second thought,
And it seems to make sense,
In fact
These days,
In their hearts,
There is no such doubt,
"Song Shaoxia said it well, I have always had a doubt in my heart, is there a difference between the same purple light items?"
"Oh?"
Song Xiaojian's eyes lit up,
"This Daoist brother has asked the point, I believe all of you have this question, right?"
Someone was the first to open their mouths, and others couldn't help it,
"Yes, we all have this question in our hearts, the purple light item of my Crazy Sword Gang, the gold-veined blood polar meteorite, weighs three thousand catties, but the broken bead of the Giant Sword Gate is only two taels, can it be worth the same?"
"What kind of broken beads, little madman, you make it clear to the old man, I am a Qingling bead, hum, meteoric iron is just a common thing, what's so rare?"
The two soon quarreled,
Song Xiaojian looked at the excitement with a smile, and he didn't mean to persuade at all.
There are some things that are not indisputable,
He is holding an auction this time, so it is necessary to be as open and transparent as possible.
Don't make people think he's working in the dark,
The result is to convince everyone,
But
Those strange things are not as obvious as spirit stones,
The one with the highest price will get it, but it's not wrong,
But how to measure this high price, is it by quantity or quality? That's the problem!
Of course, the rules are set by Song Xiaojian, and whoever wins it in the end must have the final say.
Therefore, it is better to throw these questions out before the auction and make them clear first, so as to avoid someone talking about this afterwards.
He's not deliberately looking for trouble.
merely
His way......
There are two if there is one,
In fact
This question has really been discussed by these audiences,
Outcome...... Of course, no one can convince anyone,
soon
The venue was full of quarrels,
Some people even quarrel with red faces and thick necks, and there is a tendency to do it.
"Ahem~~"
At this moment,
Upstairs in a private room,
Two light coughs came out,
just coughed slightly, but suppressed all the quarrels in the entire venue,
"Everyone, listen to the old man's words, don't be led into the ditch by this bad boy on the stage, since he proposed it, there must be a solution, right?"
The old voice sounded,
The moment the audience saw Song Xiaojian's expression, their anger became even stronger,
"The surname is Song, are you playing with us again?"
"You're still watching our jokes on the sidelines, what's your intention?"
"If you don't give an explanation today, this matter is not over!"
"That is, you have to give an explanation, or ......"
Song Xiaojian said with a smile,
"Oh, how else, won't you shoot again?"
Belch~~
Of course, this cannot be said,
The man laughed a few times, not daring to scold Song Xiaojian openly,
Of course, mixing in the crowd and standing up directly are completely different things.
What if Song Xiaojian holds a grudge?
"Song Shaoxia, the old man will represent them, and ask cheekily, what kind of charter is it, just say it."
"That's it, just say it, don't make any more good news and bad news, my little heart can't stand it."
"Song Shaoxia, there are thousands of mistakes, it's all our fault, just say it quickly, I can't hold it back......"
"Song Shaoxia ......"
……
Song Xiaojian saw that the fire was almost over,
Both hands pressed,
"Hehe, since you are invited, then I will say it clearly,"
As soon as he spoke,
All were quiet, and pricked up their ears to listen,
Song Xiaojian's eyes patrolled,
"Don't forget, since I said that the auction reserve price of the Innate Divine Weapon is five hundred purple light items, or five thousand blue light items, it is recorded by piece, whether it is large or small, it is only counted as one. So, that's clear, right? ”
After he finished speaking,
Quite a few people frowned,
"Song Shaoxia, this is not fair, if a large piece and a small piece are only counted as one, we are not a loss?"
"That's right, can a three-thousand-pound one be the same as a one-half-pound?"
"What's different, you are only three thousand catties of purple light, can you have the rarity of purple light that is less than half a catty of me?"
"It's fair to note by piece, I agree."
"I'm against it, if that's the case, I'll go back and divide the meteorite into thousands of pieces, one piece at a time, I'm afraid you won't make it?"
"Hmph, you seem to be separated, go, go, what are you waiting for here?"
"You ......"
It's impossible to go, Song Xiaojian hasn't spoken yet,
But
After he finished speaking,
But there are many people whose eyes have changed,
If it was okay to divide it, it wasn't......
"Hehe~~"
Song Xiaojian laughed softly,
"Well, since this fellow Daoist has this idea, okay, very good, go ahead, we'll wait here,"
Well?
So easy to talk to?
What's going on?
None of the people present were stupid,
He is a rule-maker, how can he let others break the rules he has set so easily?
Since he said so,
That can only explain one problem,
He didn't care about the meteorite at all, or even if it was cut, it would be impossible to shoot the innate divine weapon.
"Song Shaoxia, may I ask, if I cut it open, can I still identify it once?"
This man's fears are not without reason,
In the previous identification, each item was issued with a corresponding jade talisman and detailed information was recorded.
Once he cuts it, what if the other party doesn't recognize it?
He didn't ask directly, but asked if he could re-identify,
"Of course, hurry up, I can't wait."
Song Xiaojian's face smiled even more, just like Grandma Wolf seduced Little Red Riding Hood,
The man's brow furrowed,
I always feel that there is something wrong here,
But
For the sake of the innate gods,
He's still ruthless,
Take out the golden-veined blood-polar meteorite...... Uh, well, the name was taken by himself,
That thing is a meteorite like a toad, with yellow and chicken blood mixed with it, and it makes people feel disgusting when they look at it.
Put the meteorite away,
The man threw his hands around,
"Since that's the case, I don't have to leave, which senior is willing to help cut it, I'm willing to give out a hundred spirit stones."
"Cut, just a hundred spirit stones, you can invite the big guy?"
The person who doesn't deal with him immediately turns on the taunt mode,
"I'm coming!"
As soon as his words fell, someone agreed,
The slap in the face on the spot is the most deadly,
Hehe~~~
The meteorite owner sneered a few times,
"Senpai, please!"
The one who spoke did not appear,
A sword light flew out of the upstairs box,
Brush brush brush ~~~
After the flash of the sword,
The meteorite is cut into thumb-thick strips,
"Thank you, senior......"
After the owner of the meteorite paid the fee on the spot,
Facing Song Xiaojian:
"Song Shaoxia, now ......"
"Hehe, take it."
A servant brought up the crystal bowl,
The owner of the meteorite carefully put a piece of meteorite into the crystal bowl,
The crystal bowl reacted instantly,
Red...... Orange...... Yellow...... Green...... Cyan......
And then
stopped above the cyan,
"Congratulations to this fellow Daoist, you have obtained three thousand five hundred cyan rare items."
The meteorite owner's face instantly darkened,
"This can't be, it was purple before, how can it turn cyan now? You must be cheating, right? You did it on purpose, right? ”
Song Xiaojian looked wronged,
"Fellow Daoist, this is not right, and the thing has not passed my hand, how can I cheat?"
"The things have always been kept by you, and the cutting was also cut by you under your nose, and the thing that was put into the crystal bowl was also done by yourself, how can you blame me?"
Belch~~
The owner of the meteorite was anxious, and pointed to the crystal bowl,
"You have to make this crystal bowl, you have made hands and feet in the bowl, right?"
"Hehe~~"
Song Xiaojian chuckled and said:
"Oh, what can I do?"
"You must have downgraded the Crystal Bowl's rating, it must be ......"
"Then why don't you take another thing out and try it?"
"Hmph, I don't need you to say it, I'm sure I'll do it."
The owner of the meteorite didn't ask Song Xiaojian if he agreed or not,
He took out a thing that had been identified as purple light again, put it in the crystal bowl, and said:
"Hmph, I'm going to demolish you today, I'm a purple ......"
He hadn't finished his sentence,
In the crystal bowl,
Purple light lit up,
"This can't be, how is this possible?"
Seeing the purple light in the bowl, the meteorite owner was dumbfounded,
"Hehe, Song Shaoxia, the old man understands, like this Taoist friend's meteorite, three thousand catties can barely be regarded as purple light, once cut, it is just blue light, right?"
"The old gentleman has a point, and that's why I wrote the weight."
Song Xiaojian didn't go around in circles again,
Eyes roamed around again,
"Now, you don't have a problem with the piecework thing, right?"
"No comment!"
"We don't have an opinion, let's do what Song Shaoxia said."
"yes, yes......"
When the others saw that the owner of the meteorite had lost a purple light item, they were immediately rejoicing, fortunately......
The owner of the meteorite is like a dead father,
Hemp eggs,
You shouldn't be greedy,
Now stealing chickens is not a recipe for rice,
Glaucoma items are not in the stream at all, and they are not even included in the reserve price,
This time I lost a purple light item, but what I gained was a pile of garbage, what a loss.
The owner of the meteorite regretted it, but he didn't regret taking the medicine, and the auction couldn't stop because of him.
Song Xiaojian pressed his hands again,
"Well, it's okay to have no opinion, I have another good news and a bad news here, which one do you want to hear first?"
Again?
The audience was all tired in their hearts,
Hemp eggs,
It's not enough to play us just now, do you want to do it again?
But
Who let others have innate divine weapons?
This
Being able to exchange these strange things for innate divine weapons is an extremely cost-effective thing.
No matter how good they are, they have to listen patiently.
"Song Shaoxia, I'm stupid, just say it."
Say?
How's that going to work?
Song Xiaojian shook his head firmly,
"No, you have to pick one, otherwise, I won't say either, and when the time comes, don't regret it."
Regret?
These two words aroused everyone's interest again,
Is there really good news?
"Song Shaoxia, we want to hear good news."
"Yes, yes, we want to hear the good news."
"Good news, good news first."
"But don't say bad news first, I'm afraid my little heart can't stand it......"
……
A smile appeared on Song Xiaojian's face,
"Hehe, since you all want to hear the good news, then I'm ...... Let's start with the bad news. ”
Sigh~~
There was a cry below,
"Song Shaoxia, you are so skinny, why haven't you been beaten to death?"
"yes, it's a miracle how you survived to this big."
"Ask us what we want to hear, why are you still asking?"
……
Song Xiaojian smiled cheaply:
"If you want to hear anything, say anything, there is such a good thing in the world?"
"Okay, no more grinding, the bad news is ...... Listen up......"
Song Xiaojian calmed down and raised his fingers,
"I'll just say it once, and if you don't hear it, don't blame me."
"The bad news is ......"
He deliberately lengthened his tone, just not to say what the bad news was,
The audience below has already begun to roll their eyes,
Hemp eggs,
You say,
I waited for a full two minutes,
Song Xiaojian spread out his hands
"Well, the bad news is, I just said there was good news, but there was no good news."
"Get out!"
"Fool us again, what do you mean?"
"The surname is Song, if you don't give me an explanation today, this matter is not over!"
"Hehe, Song Shaoxia, could it be that you regret it and don't want to auction off the innate divine soldiers?"
……
When Song Xiaojian finished speaking,
All of a sudden, the pot was boiled,
They are all men with heads and faces,
Being played like this twice in a row, is it okay to have a temper?
Song Xiaojian laughed,
"Haha, everyone, don't be bored, I'm just joking with everyone to liven up the atmosphere, okay, I announce, the first innate divine weapon, the auction has officially begun......"
Belch......
I have to say,
His surprise attack came really suddenly,
Everyone below thought he was here to stall for time,
But I didn't expect that,
And so it began?
"I have five hundred purple light items from Qingcheng Mountain, plus one hundred blue light items."
"My Dongyue faction will add a hundred more blue light items."
"I'll add two hundred pieces ......"
"I'll give out 600 pieces of purple light ......"
The sudden attack only stunned everyone for less than half a second,
A series of quotations were quickly quoted,
soon
The offer rose to eight hundred purple light items,
Song Xiaojian has always played the role of an auctioneer,
"Eight hundred, is there more, if not, the first innate divine soldier will belong to the Taoist friend of Tianxuan Mountain."
"Eight hundred and five ......"
"Okay, this Taoist friend of Diancangshan has eight hundred and five pieces, is there anything higher?"
"Nine hundred!"
"Wow, it's still Guiyuan Sect's Taoist friend, nine hundred pieces, is there anything higher?"
to nine hundred,
Everyone's shouting price is getting slower and slower, and it's not purple light anymore.
"900 pieces of purple light and 2,000 pieces of blue light ......"
"Add 500 more Blu-ray ......"
Just when everyone was enthusiastically offering,
In the audience, the eyes of Biluo Sect Zuo Chan flashed,
looked at Song Xiaojian, and then looked at the other sects that were crazy offers.
Gritting his teeth, he shouted loudly with all his strength:
"I have a purple light item from Biluozong......"