[The most beautiful cub in the capital]: "That may be his aunt-in-law." ”

Han Jingnian looked at the latest news from Xia Goodnight, and his face was at a loss.

He thought about it for a while, but he didn't understand what Xia Wan's words meant, and then he thought about it again, anyway, what he didn't understand was that Zhang Tezhu was not him, so he pressed the keyboard extremely calmly and turned on the mode of shameless questioning: "Madam, what does the aunt mean?" As far as I know, Mr. Han's mother is an only child and has no uncle. ”

[The most beautiful cub in the capital]: "The eldest aunt is the boy's version of the eldest aunt, that is, the male menstrual period." ”

[The most beautiful cub in the capital]: "Men and women are the same, there are a few days every month, and the mood is very weird. ”

Looking at the two messages sent by Xia Goodnight in a row, Han Jingnian's hand shook and dropped his phone on the table.

After a while, he picked up his phone and reconfirmed the message of Xia Goodnight.

Aunt-in-law.

Han Jingnian: "..."

The boy's version of the big aunt.

Han Jingnian: "......"

Menstrual period.

Han Jingnian: "........."

Han Jingnian was slightly devastated, he couldn't accept that Xia Wan'an thought of himself like this in his mind, and hurriedly replied with a message: "Madam, it's not what you think, Mr. Han is unhappy, probably because you didn't call him to pick you up." ”

[The most beautiful cub in the capital]: "......"

What does this line of ellipsis mean? Don't believe what he says?

Han Jingnian continued to type without giving up: "Madam, it's true!" ”

[The most beautiful cub in the capital]: "What is steamed, why don't you say it's boiled?!" ”

[The most beautiful cub in the capital]: "Zhang Tezhu, I don't want to talk to you anymore, if you dare to say anything other than good night, believe it or not, I will block you!" ”

…

Does Zhang Tezhu have a hole in his brain? I actually felt that Han Jingnian was unhappy because she didn't call him to pick her up.

I'm afraid Zhang Tezhu is not a fool, right? The people around Han Jingnian have any IQ, just like that, they are also known as the first special assistant in the capital......

Xia Wanya rolled her eyes and saw a new message coming in on the screen.

Zhang Tezhu's reply: "Okay, madam, good night." ”

Xia Wan Anxin thought that this was about the same, and then quit WeChat.

She wanted to sleep, but she drank too much at night and wanted to go to the toilet, so she got up from the bed with difficulty and went to the bathroom.

When washing his hands, Xia Wan'an looked at himself in the mirror and left and right.

The more she looked at it, the more she felt that she was beautiful, not only beautiful but also very well-behaved.

Such a well-behaved baby, why don't those people believe what she says......

Xia Wan'an puffed out his cheeks, muttered in a low voice, "They really have no vision", and then smiled crookedly in the mirror.

Smiling and smiling, Xia Wan'an put her face in front of the mirror, looking at her white and flawless skin like a shelled egg, a kind of self-pity rose in her heart, and she couldn't help but sigh: "Alas, why am I so good-looking......"

Han Jingnian, who happened to return to the bedroom from the study, was speechless for a while when he heard this: "......"

"Haha, it's just my appearance that can be so narcissistic!" Xia Wan'an smiled and compared his heart to himself in the mirror, and then said: "I am super sweet when you choose me in love!" ”

Han Jingnian, who was walking towards the locker room, stiffened when he heard this.

Standing in front of the mirror, Xia Goodnight, unaware that there was someone in the bedroom, continued to say with a hippie smile: "Cheating both feelings and money!" ”