Chapter 1: Stupid Author
Lian Xiao opened his eyes for the hundredth and first time, saw the yellow clay adobe wall above his head, and couldn't help but sigh deeply again.
"How can I wear it, I just read a bloody novel and complained about two sentences.,Even the author doesn't have a ginseng rooster.,Why did you dress as a vicious female partner?,This is definitely malicious retaliation.,If there is a book complaint button,,This book has already been taken off the shelves......"
She muttered something in her mind, and then the door was pushed open, and a tall and thin middle-aged woman walked in, with a big face, thin cheekbones, and a pair of hanging eyes when looking at people, she was standing on the edge of the bed and looked critically at Lian Xiao from top to bottom, and then the corners of her mouth twitched, and sneered: "I used to really underestimate you, thinking that you were just a spoiled eldest lady in the family, but I didn't expect that even the widow's house next door knew how to climb the bed, and now you are looking for death and life with me, don't you want to wait for my son to come back and marry you." Don't worry, I admit the blood mold in these eight lifetimes, but in the future, you don't want to have good fruit in my hands to eat. ”
Lian Xiao accepts a wave of ridicule every day, from the beginning of the scolding to the present, he doesn't bother to open his eyes, and the realm has been perfected.
Anyway, no matter how much she emphasized that she would leave when her leg was ready, or asked the other party to go to the next village to call someone to pick her up, the other party didn't believe it, so she didn't bother to speak again.
The woman felt bored after talking for a while, and threw down a sentence, "If you dare to go out and talk nonsense, I will tear your mouth apart." ”
Then, the door slammed shut, the old wooden board was still leaking, and now it was a cold day in winter, and she shivered wrapped in the quilt, and resented the author's little belly chicken intestines infinitely in her heart.
The reason is that she read a book of time travel in a certain cloud.,Not to mention that the heroine brought her own space supermarket gift package to show off the mobile phone LCD TV regardless of the laws of nature.,And with a rough handicraft that can't distinguish between oil and salt, she conquered the stomach of rural people who were only worthy of eating wowotou in the 80s.,Oh,By the way, I also conquered the male protagonist.。
Because the male owner's family is not good, he is the only college student in the village, so everyone scraped together enough money for him to go to college, and met the female owner along the way, naturally everything went smoothly, and after receiving the graduation certificate, he followed the instructions of the female owner to plan the work of the teacher's iron rice bowl, and the two planned to work as double workers in the city since then.
But in the beautiful love story of the hero and heroine, a vicious female partner is naturally indispensable.
And the vicious female partner in this article is set off the low IQ of the male and female protagonists, at the same time, it can only be like a pig on the head of the love brain, just because I saw the male protagonist at first sight when I was a child, and I wanted to marry him despite the opposition of the family, and even slipped into his house while the male protagonist's mother was not paying attention to the male protagonist's bed, and later the male protagonist's mother found out that he broke his leg during the entanglement, and he could only be temporarily raised in the male protagonist's house.
Lian Xiao thought about the later female protagonist who had to sprinkle and roll on the male protagonist who returned to his hometown, and he couldn't help but rejoice that he was only broken now, and he hadn't lost all of his people.
So after the first day of crossing, Lian Xiao finally made a decision.
She wants to stay away from the male and female protagonists, go home and continue to be her eldest lady, and leave the female partner to the more stupid junior.
As soon as Wang Jinfeng brought the noodles into the house, he saw Lian Xiao staggering out of bed, packing up his clothes, and planning to go out.
"Aunt Wang, I've been out for too long and I'm afraid that my family will worry, so I want to go back, have you seen the jacket I wore before?"
Wang Jinfeng was quite happy when she heard that she was leaving, but the second half of the sentence made her face stiffen, and she said a little unnaturally: "Your own things, how do I know!" ”