Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Literary Talent of Stealing Joy 2
Uncle Nine didn't want to make this matter too clear, but when he saw Ren Fa like this, he had to tell the truth.
"Master Ren, I can't hide it, if I don't cremate Old Lady Ren today, there will definitely be trouble in the future.
The body of the old lady Ren now, buried for 20 years without decay, after the coffin was lifted, the body was covered with white hair, do you know what this means?
It means that if it is not cremated immediately, the old lady Ren will inevitably be transformed into a zombie, and when the time comes, the first thing he will find is you, then your daughter, and then your immediate family! ”
When Ren Fa heard this, his pupils were obviously a little dilated, but it was obvious that after struggling for a few minutes, he quickly made a decision and turned his head directly to the side and said.
"No matter what, you just can't be cremated! What's more, even if there is trouble, presumably Uncle Jiu, you have great powers, and there must be a solution."
Master Ren is really not dead in the heart of the Yellow River now, I don't know if he regretted his current decision after he was bitten to death by Old Lady Ren in the play.
Good words, good words are hard to persuade damn ghosts, maybe it is Ren Fa's approaching life that makes him so persistent.
Uncle Nine couldn't help sighing, it's just that, Taoist people, only save a few people who are destined to die like this, it depends on the will of heaven.
If Old Lady Ren is an ordinary corpse, even if Old Lady Ren becomes a zombie, he has a way to deal with it.
But just now the coffin was opened for only a short while, and the old lady Ren was about to cover his whole body with white hair, if he was in a little longer, it was difficult to guarantee that he would not step over the white hair and become a black-haired zombie.
It's okay if it's a black-haired zombie, but I'm afraid that it will become a jumping zombie or even a flying zombie, and even if it is eliminated, many people will die.
So Uncle Nine wanted to persuade Master Ren, but Master Ren still insisted on not cremating.
Uncle Nine turned around, looked at the body of Old Lady Ren again, and said helplessly.
"Okay, since that's the case, let's put it in our Yizhuang first. Tomorrow, I will help the old lady find another grave so that he can rest in peace soon."
Hearing this, Master Ren's face eased a lot.
"Then thank Uncle Nine first"
"Okay, put on the coffin lid and carry it to Yizhuang!"
Ah Wei next to him was already impatient, and immediately ordered people to act.
He didn't think there was anything mysterious about it.
A corpse that has been dead for more than 20 years is just what kind of waves can it turn over?
This group of Taoist priests knows that they are making a big fuss, and besides, they have guns and are afraid of wool?
Uncle Nine turned to Ren Fa and said.
"Master Ren, please go back first! We still have some things to do."
Ren Fa nodded, and then asked out loud.
"Do you want me to keep a few people down to help you?"
"No more"
"Alright then, then we'll go first"
Soon someone carried Jiaozi over, he and Ren Tingting got on the sedan chair and left, and the others also followed behind and went down the mountain.
At this time, Yang Feng stepped forward and asked Uncle Jiu.
"Brother Lin, this corpse is obviously strange, why do you want to let them be placed in your Yizhuang? Or? When we brought it back, we cremated it? ”
Uncle Nine felt that this was a solution, but thinking that Ren Fa was no better than others, he had to shake his head and say.
"No, if we cremate the body of Old Lady Ren privately, I'm afraid that Old Lady Ren won't let me go, if it's just me, then it's okay to say, but what about Qiusheng Wencai? And Akisheng's aunt.
And bring Old Lady Ren back to Yizhuang, at least we will take care of it, if you let Master Ren take it back, it will be a disaster"
After listening to Uncle Jiu's words, Yang Feng had to admire Uncle Jiu, although he was a black-bellied person and loved to save face, but he was unyielding to such things to save the people of Limin.
"Brother Lin's words make me Yang Feng admire you, during this time, if Brother Lin is useful to me, please don't hesitate to speak."
"Then thank Brother Yang first"
"You're welcome"
Then, Uncle Nine called Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng over and commanded.
"The two of you light a plum blossom incense array in the tomb, and come back and tell me what it will be! Every grave, remember to incense! , Brother Yang, are you interested in following me to find a suitable tomb for Old Lady Ren to be buried! ”
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng nodded in agreement.
Yang Feng thought about it for a day and didn't cultivate for a day, but he still had a little thing to do.
"Brother Lin is waiting for me"
"Wencai, do you want to go to the peach blossom luck?"
Yang Feng walked up to Wen Cai's side, hooked Wen Cai's shoulder and whispered.
When Wen Cai heard the peach blossom luck, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he remembered Ren Tingting just now.
"Yes, of course I do, Uncle Yang, do you have any way?"
Seeing that Wen Cai took the bait, Yang Feng snickered in his heart, but he still had a serious expression on the surface.
"If you want to go to the peach blossom luck, then go and incense the owner of the tomb here, don't leave each one behind, if you see a beautiful female tomb where no one is incense, then you give her incense.
And to say sincerely, it's so beautiful, if it were my wife."
Xiaoyu seems to be a pervert in the play, but everyone's opinion is different. And Yang Feng wants to try, Wencai's respect, whether Xiaoyu can also do it.
After Wen Cai heard Yang Feng's words, his face turned pale and he spoke.
"Uncle Yang, you're not kidding me, are you?"
Say something like that to a dead person, and you can go with peach blossom luck? Do you really think you're stupid?
"What? You still don't believe me? In this way, if you don't have peach blossom luck after doing this, then Uncle Shi and I will lose you 10 taels of gold, so that you can buy a few acres of land and take a beautiful daughter-in-law, how about it? ”
"Uncle Shi, what do you say?"
"Of course, you still can't trust Uncle Shi?"
"Faith, of course I believe"
A few days ago, Yang Feng took out 10 taels of gold to share it with Qiu Sheng, how could he not believe it?
"If you believe in me, why don't you do anything?"
"Good"
Wen Cai walked up to Qiu Sheng, snatched the incense in his hand, and spoke.
"Today's incense, I'll serve it, you go back and buy some delicious food, and I'll treat you to a big meal in a few days."
After speaking, Wen Cai took the incense, fart, and ran to incense those lonely graves.
If you win, you will have peach blossom luck and marry Bai Fumei Ren Tingting?
It's okay if you lose, you can take 10 taels of gold, and you can marry a beautiful wife, haha, I'm so smart.
"Uncle Shi, what did you say to Wen Cai, he was so happy, and asked me to buy some delicious food to go back, and said that he would invite me to a big dinner in a few days."
Qiusheng wanted to know what Yang Feng said to Wencai, how could he make him so happy?
And Uncle Nine also wanted to know, but Qiusheng opened his mouth, and he didn't ask.
"Hey, do you want to know? Then it depends on your performance tonight, if you perform well, Uncle Shi will tell you."
After speaking, Yang Feng ignored Qiusheng's bitter gourd face and took care of Uncle Nine and left together.
"Brother Yang, what did you say to Wen Cai, he was so happy?"
Seeing Uncle Nine speak, Yang Feng said his thoughts, and then said.
"I want to know, if that female ghost will really look at the above and seduce him"
"You, hey"
Uncle Nine didn't have much feeling about Yang Feng's pitting of his own apprentices, because he knew that Yang Feng had no malicious intentions, and he also wanted to see if Wen Cai really disliked him even as a ghost.
Well, I have to say that Uncle Nine is indeed very dark-bellied, haha......