In the preparation area, they also belong to the sixteenth group, and there are a few unsociables, who have been nostrils facing the sky, and in their eyes, there is even more contempt, the contempt of Hongguoguo,

"If you don't know how to do alchemy, don't come, don't make trouble for others, but also embarrass yourself and the sect, what are you that Song, listen to me, go back."

A powdery boy with a greasy head and a powdery face, who could smell the fragrance of fat powder ten miles away, shook a white jade folding fan, and reprimanded Song Xiaojian with great pretense.

Dongfang Undefeated whispered to his good friend Song Zhong: "That's the eldest son of the Ximen family, Ximen Qingqing, who has joined the Danshi Association and has also obtained the apprentice Danshi qualification certificate, is the favorite to win the championship this time, and is also our fierce rival......"

Simon... Qingqing?

Originally, for no reason, he was hit by someone, and he was stepped on and pretended, Song Xiaojian was already full of anger, and the familiar counterattack and face-slapping routine was about to begin.

However, when he heard the name, he actually ...... I can't be angry,

There is still a sense of joy in my heart, how many names do I know, so I took such a beautiful name for the ages? Simon...... Still Qingqing?

Forget it, let's not worry about the little kids.

said to Quanshun: "Yes, that's right, the iron pot is very good, I'm used to it." ”

Ximen Qingqing saw that Song Xiaojian actually ignored him, treating him as nothing, and a trace of ruthlessness flashed in his eyes.

The corners of Quan Shun's mouth twitched, and it was the first time that the Yuhua Sect had held so many Xiao Dan meetings, and it was the first time that someone had used an iron pot instead of Danding.

stared at Song Xiaojian a few times, numb, he was definitely smashing the field, there were many medicinal materials, and it could be said that he was hand-born, and it took many times to succeed, but he wanted a big iron pot, and he didn't come to alchemy, he was definitely here to smash the field.

After a while, Quanshun informed everyone in the sixteen groups that everything was ready and it was time to play.

Those few nostrils facing the sky, rushed to the front, led the first field, and entered the small black room with their toes proud.

For these guys with eyes above the top, Song Xiaojian just smiled, don't you know that the bigger the guy, the more the last to appear?

Soon, only Song Xiaojian was left, and at this time, he naturally opened his hands, twisted his buttocks, and walked into the arena extremely coquettishly.

The music sounded, the lights converged, the red carpet rolled out, countless flashing lights flashed wildly, and countless fans screamed frantically~~

Wearing shiny leather shoes, a neat black suit, and even the hair shining dazzling under the light, he waved his hand and walked to the center of the stage......

Uh~ Okay, these are Song Xiaojian's brain supplements, in fact, except for the attention of a very small number of people, there is nothing else,

Song Xiaojian's workbench...... Uh, it shouldn't be counted, it should be said that it is his stove, which is in the middle of the stage (square), a large stove built temporarily,

There is no way not to use a large stove, a large iron pot with a diameter of three meters, if you don't use a large stove, you can't set it up at all.

Under the big stove, the fireworks are blazing, and in the big iron pot, half a pot of water is steaming.

Song Xiaojian didn't start to stew, but took out a homemade iron horn,

"Gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, good evening, Radix Tips! …… Here... There should be applause. ”

However, there was no applause, but it was strangely quiet, and the whole venue, everyone quieted down,

In fact, Song Xiaojian's iron horn is not too loud, but it can't stand these people's cultivation heights, mosquitoes flying a hundred meters away, they can hear it clearly, not to mention a big living person talking?

At this time, Chi Kui had a faint bad premonition in his heart, numb, this Song Xiaojian is going to do something again?

Little Lori was gnawing on the fried Song Xiaojian, and when she heard this voice, her eyes lit up again, and she watched another good show......

At this time, the face of the Feather Sect suddenly changed,

The numb egg, sure enough, is here to smash the field, otherwise, you don't use that big iron pot to alchemy, what are you doing, do you want to mobilize the masses?

There was no applause, and Song Xiaojian didn't care,

continued: "Respected leaders, dear comrades, and all the big brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts who have come from afar, I... Song Xiaojian... I'm going to miss you. ”

Burst~~~~

In the Jiuxuanzong area, Chi Kui sprayed it directly, Song Xiaojian, what do you want to do with you slut?

On the venue, there were several sudden changes in complexion, and a feeling of being deceived poured out of my heart, aren't you called Ye... Karma?

In the crowd, there is no shortage of people who will come to something, watching Xiao Danhui, just like listening to a lullaby, has long made them sleepy, and finally a little surprised.

"Song Xiaojian, I miss you too."

"yes, I miss you!"

……

But more people who eat melons are questioning, after all, Song Xiaojian is also a celebrity, although his reputation is not a good reputation, but his popularity is definitely enough.

"You are Song Xiaojian, where is your five-element tail?"

"It can't be fake, you don't have yin and yang horns on your head."

"You're too young, you shouldn't be sixteen yet, tell me honestly, how many girls have you haggen?"

"Your height is wrong, this height is less than six feet (two meters), doesn't it mean that you have eight feet?"

"Fake, he's fake, he's Ye Ye ......"

"Numb, little rabbit, I'm your grandfather......"

"Don't fake it, we want it to be real, two horns and five tails, return it, we want to return it, give me a real Song Xiaojian."

In the end, the people who eat melons are unprecedentedly unified, shouting for returns.

Return!!

Return!!

Return!!

……

Hearing the uniform sound of return, Song Xiaojian's face darkened at that time, numb, return? What are you and me? I really thought it was a certain treasure and a certain east, and there was no reason to return it for seven days?

Besides, did you pay? And the face says return?

Song Xiaojian walked to the front of the big iron pot with a deep expression, "Today, I am very sad, very sad, you have so many people shouting for returns." ”

"Actually, I can understand your feelings about returning the goods, after all, I don't have five tails, I don't have two horns, and I don't have the height of a zhangba,"

"However, what I don't understand is, why are you calling for returns, have you given money?"

"Those who call for returns, settle the ticket money first, one hundred spirit stones per person, no bargaining!"

At this time, Quanshun gritted his teeth even more, numb, when I was the little Dan of the Feather Sect, would it be a zoo? There is still ticket money, why don't I know about this?

In the crowd, there was a burst of laughter,

"Song Xiaojian, show my sister in ...... original form"

"Song Xiaojian, your tail won't be hidden in your pants, if you take off your pants, I will owe you a hundred spirit stones."

"Yes, yes, take off your pants, take off your pants!!"

"Takeoff!!"

"Takeoff!!"

"Takeoff!!"

I don't know when the sound of the crowd became neat,

At this time, Quanshun's teeth are about to be bitten, numb, this is Xiao Danhui, not striptease.

Song Xiaojian spun around several times on the stage, shook his head,

"Take off? It's impossible, you haven't paid the money, and you still want to see people take it off? Is there such a good thing? ”

"Besides, my Song Xiaojian is a performer, not a person."

"Huh~~~"

The crowd suddenly shouted, as if they were laughing at Song Xiaojian's lack of planting.

At this time, Chi Kui received a summons and reluctantly sent him a message, "Sword, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get down to business." ”

Chi Kui's face was reluctant, but there was no way, this was personally summoned to him by the great elder of the Feather Sect, and this bit of face had to be given,

Song Xiaojian was a little unwilling when he heard Chi Kui's words,

Numb, my show has just begun, just started, you just stopped, have you considered my feelings,

Even if you don't consider my feelings, have you considered the feelings of hundreds of millions of viewers?

But Chi Kui spoke, but he couldn't disobey, why? If you don't have the strength, why can't you coax? He's afraid of people cutting him!

said loudly: "It's impossible to get off, but today I came with a unique job, and now, I will start my performance, iron pot alchemy." ”

Yes???

Everyone is stunned, iron pot alchemy? Isn't the iron pot used for stir-frying, and can it also be used for alchemy?

If the iron pot can be alchemy, then what else do you need to do?

Quan Shun's teeth were all bleeding, this time, it was not easy for the sect to make up his mind and take out that ground-level magic weapon Danding as a prize, why are you doing this, and how many people care about that Danding?

Song Xiaojian put down the loudspeaker, stopped talking, and concentrated on making his specialty dish, stewed in an iron pot,

Quan Shun saw that he was not making trouble, and he was finally a little relieved, and he was numb, which can be regarded as a stop!