Zhang Ting came to the office in a hurry, humming a mentally retarded nursery rhyme in her mouth.

She sent a WeChat message to Lu Fanhong: Brother Lu, why didn't you come to work today? Did you drink too much last night?

She had just run to his office and asked all the salesmen, but she didn't know where he had gone.

She waited anxiously for a while before she got a reply: I'll go to the new distillery in the neighboring county to discuss business.

At this time, the office door was pushed open, and Hippo Wude walked in with a cardboard box in his hand.

The two girls were startled, how could a monster come in.

Although Zhang Ting knew, she was also a little surprised, why did he come to her by himself, he should have gone to Lu Fanhong first?

Hippo Wu De laughed a few times, and walked up to Zhang Ting: "Miss Zhang Ting, our company is going to produce a new product again, please help us change the packaging box." ”

"Brother Wu, why don't you go to Director Lu first?" Zhang Ting felt that there was a problem with the business process.

"Manager Lu is not here, we have to be in a hurry, so I will look for you directly."

"You didn't call him?" Zhang Ting asked.

"He went to S County. I just called. He told me to come to you and tell you what he wanted first. After saying that, Wu De put the box on the table.

"How?" Zhang Ting asked again.

"The size and process of the box are the same as those of this sample box. The background is sunset and evening. ”

"The information is all in this USB flash drive, there are product pictures, character photos, text, and company logo, you have it." He handed the USB flash drive to Zhang Ting.

Zhang Ting took the USB flash drive and plugged it into the computer, got up and pulled a chair over to invite him to sit, and went to the conference room to make a cup of coffee and came in.

Hippo Wu De took the coffee, opened his big mouth and said thank you very gently.

When he saw Zhang Ting sitting down, he moved the chair to Zhang Ting's side, and said while drinking coffee: "Miss Zhang Ting is smart and beautiful, it's too condescending to stay in this small printing house." ”

"It's nice here, and it's nice to work." She put the file into the computer, pulled out the USB flash drive and handed it to Hippo Wude.

"Brother Wu, go get busy! When I'm done, I'll bring it over with Director Lu for you to review. "She wanted to get him away as soon as possible.

"Miss Zhang Ting, let's do it now, we are in a hurry, I will wait here for you to finish, if there is a problem, I will tell you immediately." The purpose of his coming is for her, and this trick is called stalking.

Zhang Ting can't help it, he is a customer and can't afford to offend. I had to open the graphic design software on the computer, bring up the data module, and select the picture.

Hippo Wu De leaned Zhang Ting very closely, his hand swept over her intentionally or unintentionally, pointing at the computer screen, talking nonsense.

Zhang Ting just wanted to finish it as soon as possible, but he deliberately found fault and couldn't change it N times.

When he spoke, his big mouth opened up, and there was a smell of bad breath with a hot flow, which hit Zhang Ting's nostrils and suffocated her.

Zhang Ting wanted to open the drawer countless times and put on the gas mask used to go down to the workshop, but she held back.

Something that broke her down even more happened.

Hippo Wu De ate ate their company's probiotic for breakfast, the main ingredient of which is soybean flour, and he drank coffee again, and his big gourd began to react.

There was a rumbling in it, and then it swelled more and more, and he sat on the chair, moving around like a hippopotamus in a circus school, and the two girls on the other side saw it, covering their mouths and snickering.

After twisting for a while, he couldn't hold it anymore, and realized that if he didn't decompress, it would explode, so he didn't move, his brain relaxed slightly, and the air flow in the gourd was released "poo".

Zhang Ting and the two girls were scared silly, covering their noses and trying to run out.

He immediately realized the seriousness of the problem, immediately activated the emergency plan, stood up and tried to stop it, and the music stopped abruptly.

However, the huge pressure hit again, like the shock wave of a nuclear bomb, and he was powerless to stop it, so he had to let it go!

Wu De of the hippopotamus ran into the bathroom to the sound of a cheerful rhythm, leaving a stench all over the house.

Zhang Ting quickly took out a gas mask and put it on, and when she ran out of the office, the two girls had already run downstairs.

Wu De is a very funny person, he is really not a good bird, and if he is targeted, Zhang Ting will be in danger.

What kind of person is Wu De? I'm afraid no one in City C knows.

Wu De's father was a cook, and he was still a county ** cook in the 70s.

Wu De's mother was a cleaner at a bathhouse in the county.

It is said that Wu De's mother took fake birth control pills and gave birth to five children, all of whom were ugly and weird.

The eldest is like a monkey, the second is Wu De, the third is like a hare, the fourth is like a raccoon, and the fifth is like a weasel.

Everyone else thinks that he has a lot of pets at home.

When Wu De was an adolescent, he was very restless, brave and ruthless, and his cheekiness raced over the city wall. He also often went to the bathhouse where his mother worked and dug a small hole .......

Because he is too ugly and likes to bully people, he has almost no playmates of the same year.

As an adult, he wandered the rivers and lakes, and did all kinds of deception and deception, and in order to get rich, he could do whatever it took to get rich.

Influenced by a like-minded buddy of his, he joins a pyramid scheme. Because he entered the industry early, he became a figure on the pyramid, he constantly brainwashed others, and obtained tens of millions of red tickets from the downline.

Later, the crackdown on pyramid schemes intensified, and his organization fell apart and scattered. There was no way, so he changed his face again and started direct sales to cover people's eyes.

Now Shuangmeng Company, he is the second shareholder, and his products are all counterfeit from others, according to his words, just eat the dead.

Shuangmeng Company is also his idea: the Upper Mongolian Industrial and Commercial Bureau, the lower Mongolian consumers.

He was never married, but he had women he couldn't remember, and those women were pets, just like him.

He's too ugly, even if he has money, who wants to share a bed with a monster among those legitimate girls.

When he saw Zhang Ting for the first time, his eyeballs fell off, and he could no longer fit into his eye sockets, and he dreamed of her every day.

He dreamed that Zhang Ting was wearing a white gauze skirt and floated in front of him, and her soft little hands caressed his head, and a miracle happened.

Crops suddenly grew on the saline land where no grass grew. She touched his eyes again, and they grew bigger, and they were still double eyelids.

She touched his mouth again, his big gourd......

He looked in the mirror, he hadn't looked at it for a long time, he couldn't believe that he was so handsome! As a result, his man's self-confidence was full and his desire soared.

He pounced, he wanted to grab Zhang Ting's lamb.

Hey? How is it empty? Zhang Ting drifted away, and his dream ended here.

He ran to the hut too many times, collapsed on the Taipan chair, and his heart was like a knife.

As soon as he remembered the ugliness in Zhang Ting's office, he beat his chest and feet, and opened his mouth wide, screaming like a hippopotamus courting.