Chapter 36: Breaking the Situation
Lu Fanhong never imagined that his brother-in-law would do such a ridiculous thing, although he was playful, he was not bad, but he was pampered by his parents since he was a child and was ignorant.
Now that the wood is already in the boat, what's the use of blaming him?! The other party is waiting to collect the money, and their ID card is also in their hands, and they have to come up with a solution.
He sent Xia Bulai to the steel community and told him to stay home and stop running around and causing trouble.
Xia Benlai was already frightened, nodded vigorously, got out of the car and repeatedly told his brother-in-law to keep it a secret.
Lu Fanhong's brain began to spin, like a big turntable lottery, and the pointer turned a few times and stopped at Da Kui's body.
Yes, just look for him!
Da Kui has mixed in the rivers and lakes, he is very righteous, he has a few iron buddies, and he was a little famous in the alley when he was young.
He thought about calling the police, but first, there was no evidence, and second, he would make this matter public, which would affect his brother-in-law's future.
After thinking about it, I dialed Dakui's phone.
"Hey! Da Kui, I have an urgent matter to ask you for help. He spoke in a low and serious tone.
"Brother Lu, this is the outside, your business is my business, you command, I will do it." Da Kui has a loud voice.
"Where are you? I'm coming for you. "He can't wait.
"I'm in a brainwashing teahouse, fighting the landlord with two buddies."
"I'll be right over." After Lu Fanhong finished speaking, he kicked the accelerator and ran towards the very familiar place.
Lu Fanhong walked into the brainwashing teahouse, Da Kui stood up to say hello, and the two brothers also stood up and smiled at Lu Fanhong.
Da Kui introduced: "This is my best brother and neighbor, Brother Lu." ”
"The two of them are also my brothers, and they grew up together."
Lu Fanhong shook hands with the two brothers, he felt that the other party's hand was very hard, he must have practiced kung fu, one of the little fingers was missing, and the other had an obvious scar on his face.
The four of them were seated, and Da Kui ordered a cup of chrysanthemum tea for Lu Fanhong.
"My two brothers are not outsiders, Brother Lu, just say something directly." Da Kui's aura of rivers and lakes came out.
"My brother-in-law is in trouble today, and I want you to help me find a way to settle it."
"What's the trouble? Who dares to touch Brother Lu's family, I did him. Da Kui said fiercely.
Lu Fanhong recounted what he had just encountered.
Da Kui became angry when he heard it: "TMD, eat the leopard's gall, dare to pit my brother, go!" Go to them and settle accounts. ”
"Dakui, don't panic first, let's plan first, and then act." Lu Fanhong grabbed Dakui.
"I'm tired of being alive, and I have a clear game to bully children." The two brothers were also furious.
"The two brothers are angry, those three dog men and women are probably little liars, and they don't have a big appetite, just scare and scare and breathe, don't kill people." Lu Fanhong instructed.
"Okay, Brother Lu, let's go eat hot pot first, and then go to them to settle accounts after eating." Da Kui got up and went to the front desk to pay the bill.
The four of them took advantage of the night to come to the entrance of the village again, and Lu Fanhong led them into the rental house.
The lights were on inside, Lu Fanhong looked in from the window, the three people were drinking, the fat man hugged Shuang Shuang and the thin man fisted, the thin man was drunk and staggered, and Shuang Shuang let out a giggle and weird laugh.
"It's all in there, let's do it!" Lu Fanhong told Da Kui.
"Up!"
Da Kui gave an order, and the two brothers kicked open the door and rushed in.
The fat man was just about to scream, and the severed finger brother slapped him on the fat face, and the wine mixed with blood gushed out, and he shot in the face.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the thin man rushed into the kitchen to get a knife, and Brother Scar flew up and kicked him in the ass, and he fell to death with a dog, and his mouth was in close contact with the floor tiles, and he lost a few teeth.
In less than ten seconds, the battle is resolved.
Lu Fanhong didn't expect the two brothers to move so fast, how can they look like ordinary people! At least he was an armed policeman.
Looking at the two brothers again, the fat man's face was swollen like a pig's head, and the thin man's mouth was swollen into a big trumpet.
Da Kui walked over and grabbed Shuangshuang's hair: "Say, who are you?" ”
Shuang Shuang was so frightened that he trembled, and when he opened his eyes and saw Lu Fanhong, snot and tears flowed out.
"I said, I said, uncle, spare your life."
"Our business has not been good recently, we have no food, so we want to make some money, we don't dare anymore, uncle spares his life."
"What business?" Da Kui asked viciously.
"That's it, it's just touching porcelain." Refreshing and timid.
"Touch your belly? You're still very creative! I never thought that I would give you 100 likes. After Da Kui finished speaking, he opened his bow left and right, and a few big mouths.
"Uncle, please let me go! You can let me be a cow or a horse. "I can't stand it.
"Lao Tzu is still young, not an uncle, you remember, your stomach will touch porcelain, and my fist will also touch porcelain."
"It's not me touching porcelain, it's the two of them touching porcelain." Shuang Shuang argued.
"Say, if you don't make it clear, I won't let you go today." Dakui threatened.
Shuang Shuang wiped his tears while telling the whole process of their game.
The three of them are all gangsters from other places, renting a house in the same building, often drinking together, and slowly getting acquainted, they want to make money together.
The fat man came up with an idea to touch porcelain on the road, and the three of them went to perform for a few days, and only once did they earn 500 yuan.
So, the three of them held a summary meeting to analyze the reasons and find the root cause of the problem.
The rich people in the luxury car are equipped with dash cams in the car, and the average car owner is not afraid of things, once they met a more horizontal one, followed them to chase, the fat man ran slowly, and was beaten by the car owner.
The only time I succeeded was a woman who sold insurance, with only 500 yuan on her, and she had to give them a life insurance, saying that their work was too dangerous and they couldn't do it without insurance.
After the meeting, the three of them began to think of a way out again.
Three days passed, and the five hundred yuan was eaten up, and I didn't come up with a new trick.
The thin man was lying on the bed, so hungry that he couldn't do it, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and he thought about it, he had worked on the construction site before, and he could touch porcelain on the construction site! It's safer than the road.
So, as soon as the three of them combined, they made up a script and rehearsed it at home first.
The protagonist of the porcelain drama on the construction site: the fat man.
Prop: A small plastic bag filled with blowing agent.
First supporting role: Thin man
Second supporting role: Shuangshuang
Plot: In a corner of the construction site, a fat migrant worker pretends to accidentally fall off a ladder, and the moment of free fall is not important, and it is impossible for anyone to see it.
The fat man only had to lie on the ground and scream: "Alas! Then he bit through the plastic bag and spit out bubbles, and stopped moving like a dead pig.
It was time for the thin migrant worker to appear, he shouted loudly that something was wrong, and beckoned the surrounding migrant workers to come and see the fat man spit bubbles.
At the same time, he took out his mobile phone to call the foreman, and also called the fat man's wife in front of everyone.
When the foreman arrived at the scene, it was time for the second supporting role to appear on the stage, crying and wiping tears, and hugging the fat man and howling.
When the foreman was overwhelmed, the thin man appeared again, and he was defending the rights of the vulnerable.
He asked the foreman, "Public or private?" ”
The foreman was afraid: "It's better to be private." ”
He asked the fat woman again, "How much do you want to lose?" ”
The woman said, "Ten thousand." ”
The foreman was in a hurry and was unwilling.
The thin man patted his chest and said to the foreman: "I'll do justice, one person will make a step, can five thousand do it?" ”
The foreman nodded, and the woman nodded.
When the woman got the money, the thin man picked up the fat man and said, "I'll take him to the hospital." ”
Out of the gate of the construction site, the three of them giggled and ran towards the bus stop.
This is the end of the performance, the plot is seamless, and the actual operation is successful.
But later, the foreman also learned well, and no one introduced the guarantee, so he resolutely did not want to.
The story of coming and coming and refreshing is not a game, and two boring people just collided. But later, the three dog men and women were so hungry that they came up with this trick.
Shuangshuang really has a stomach, but it is the masterpiece of the fat man and the thin man, and they are still fighting for it, and they don't admit it.
Da Kui searched out the IOU, ID card and a roll of red tickets from the fat man, counted them, and there were only one thousand eight, and he was about to have a seizure.
"Big brother, stop fighting, we bought wine and drank the 200 yuan just now, and we really have no money." The fat man covered the pig's head face with his hands, and he couldn't speak clearly.
"Forget it, let's go!" Lu Fanhong didn't want to stay any longer, this place was too disgusting.
Back in the city, Lu Fanhong thanked the two brothers for their help and said that he would thank them well in the future.
He and Da Kui went back to the White Horse community together.
After arriving home, he sent a WeChat message to his brother-in-law: This matter has been settled, and you have escaped. You have to learn a lesson, stop causing trouble at home, and find a job to do well.
The brother-in-law did not reply, probably too frightened and fell asleep.