Chapter 499: Runaway Xiaosha (Second Update)
A pink octopus monster kept saying that it was looking for Xue An? And it was a hundred thousand urgent things?
Tang Xuan'er suddenly felt that her IQ was a little insufficient.
"What are you looking for my boss?" Xiao Sha said.
"Oh, Mr. Xue turned out to be your boss of the Dragon Clan! It seems that I am not in the wrong place!" the octopus monster waved its pink tentacles excitedly.
"Don't talk nonsense, the old lady asks what are you looking for my boss?" Xiaosha is now not only talking more and more like a female hooligan, but also has a more and more irritable temper.
The tentacles of the octopus monster stopped in mid-air, and then said cautiously: "Lord Dragon, who is better between you and Mr. Xue?"
"Nonsense, I'm a dignified Jiaolong-sama, so naturally, I'm ...... My boss is a little more powerful!What's wrong?Look down on me?" Xiaosha said coldly.
"I didn't ...... No, it's just that this matter is too important to say it after meeting Mr. Xue!"
"Oh, it looks like you're still an octopus who doesn't cry when you don't see the coffin, Sister Xuan, let's improve our food tonight and eat octopus sashimi!" Xiao Sha was furious, thinking that the octopus must look down on him.
The octopus monster was so frightened that its tentacles were knotted, and shouted in fear: "Lord Dragon, Lord Dragon, this is what our princess ordered me!"
"Less nonsense!" the dragon power on Xiao Sha's body emanated, making the octopus monster tremble.
Tang Xuan'er hurriedly stopped Xiao Sha, "Okay, okay! Xiao Sha, you are not allowed to watch the movies of the old boy in the future, you see that you are becoming more and more like a female hooligan!"
Xiao Sha was a little unconvinced by what Tang Xuan'er said, but he didn't dare to resist, so he had to glare at the octopus monster fiercely.
"Sister Xuan, this guy is a water demon, who knows what it wants to do!
"I don't think it looks like a bad monster! And you'll have to ask what's going on. ”
"Yes, yes, Sister Xuan is absolutely right!" said the octopus monster poking its head out from behind Tang Xuan'er.
"Oh, boy, is that what you can call Sister Xuan?" Xiao Sha glared.
The octopus monster was so frightened that he immediately shrank back, and then said aggrievedly: "I'm not a boy, I'm a girl!"
Tang Xuan'er looked at the shy octopus monster and said in great surprise, "You...... Are you a girl?"
The octopus nodded, "yes, don't you see?"
Tang Xuan'er and Xiao Shaqi shook their heads in unison.
"Oh, don't you all see that the tentacles are all pink?" said the octopus monster with a twist, the tentacles flicking unconsciously.
Click.
A large tree in front of the villa was directly broken.
Tang Xuan'er and Xiaosha were a little stupid.
After a few moments, Xiaosha roared, "I actually broke one of my favorite trees!
Saying that, Xiaosha rushed forward, although her figure looked very inconspicuous compared to an octopus, but she couldn't stop her strength.
With one claw, the octopus monster was pinned to the ground, followed by a violent beating.
"Ahh......h ”
"I let you not, I'll let you buy a dish, you dead octopus!"
Tang Xuan'er looked at this scene, and a layer of black lines gradually appeared on her forehead.
The night is getting up, and the moon is hanging on the treetops.
In the spacious kitchen of Tianzi No. 1 Villa, Tang Xuan'er was busy.
In terms of cooking skills, she is not inferior to a five-star chef.
Although the ingredients are simple home-cooked dishes, when they reach her hands, they exude a charming aroma.
After the last dish was fried, Tang Xuan'er brought the dish to the table outside.
At this moment, Xiaosha was already sitting on the chair at the dining table and looking forward to it. Kanshu.com
And under the dining table lies a shrunken octopus.
It's just that this octopus monster is in a bit miserable now, not to mention being punched out of a big bag on his head, and even breaking a few holes.
Tang Xuan'er was a little distressed, so she found a few band-aids and put them on, and the result was even more funny.
"Wow, it smells so good!" the octopus monster sighed with drooling.
Xiaosha glared at it, and the octopus monster was too frightened to speak.
Tang Xuan'er smiled helplessly: "Xiaosha, why are you so violent? Big octopus, can you eat such a meal?"
The octopus monster nodded busily, his eyes full of little stars, "I can eat it, I can eat it, I can eat it too much!" I've eaten two bad guys in the past few days, and I'm about to starve to death!"
In the end, in Xiaosha's silent glare, the octopus monster still sat on the chair as he wished.
So there was a dog turned into a dragon on the dining table, and a soft octopus monster.
Such a picture is full of fantasy.
Tang Xuan'er smiled and said, "Then let's eat!"
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Sha was about to get his favorite roast chicken, and Tang Xuan'er was also preparing to drop the chopsticks.
But I saw the tentacles dance wildly, and held the food on the table steadily, and then the octopus monster's mouth opened, like a black hole, and poured all the food directly into it.
Even after pouring it, a tentacle will scrape the plate, and even the soup will be poured into the mouth.
By the time the plate was put back on the table, it was smooth enough to see a human figure.
"It's delicious, it's delicious!Sister Xuan's cooking skills are awesome!" the octopus monster smacked his lips and said with a satisfied expression.
Tang Xuan'er and Xiao Sha looked at this scene dumbfounded, this was just a blink of an eye, and all the meals on the table were eaten by this octopus.
Xiaosha's eyes gradually burned with fierce anger, and she felt that she had never been so angry.
I actually ate my favorite roast chicken, and I didn't even have a bone left!
This is simply intolerable!
This anger shocked Xiaosha, and she was actually born into a beautiful girl!
This is the first time she has not relied on getting drunk to transform into a shape, which shows how important food is for a foodie.
As soon as Xiaosha stretched out his hand, he grabbed the head of the octopus monster and roared in anger, "I'm going to screw your head off!"
The octopus monster was stunned, "Ah, Lord Dragon, no, Sister Dragon's anger!"
Xiaosha didn't bother to pay attention to these at all, grabbing the tentacles of the octopus monster was a wild smash.
Bang bang bang.
The floor was smashed into several large holes.
Suddenly.
There was a bang.
The octopus monster caught by Kosha also turned into a human form.
It's just that it turned into an eleven or twelve-year-old little Lori, and her appearance can be called beautiful and refined.
But Xiao Sha, who has fallen into a state of madness, obviously doesn't care about this, she grabs Little Lori's leg and smashes it wildly.
Tang Xuan'er couldn't stand it anymore, "Okay, I'll just make another table!
Hearing her say this, Xiao Sha instantly let go of his hand and sat back on the chair, "Sister Xuan, I want to eat roast chicken!"
Tang Xuan'er nodded.
The octopus monster crawled out of the pit and shouted weakly: "Sister Xuan, I haven't eaten enough!"
Green tendons appeared on Xiaosha's forehead again, "You haven't been beaten enough, have you?"