Jiang Jiushao's killer skill
Jiang Yu's Weibo name is: Sprinkle the bright moonlight before getting out of bed
This Weibo posted a Weibo ten minutes ago:
Wind and rain are like obscurity, Ningyuan is difficult, with my Chinese people behind me, with you by my side, I can be invincible and turn the tide. You, wait for the return of the king of Ningyuan, and celebrate with the whole world; You, wait for me to return, ten miles of red makeup.
And: When the king of Ningyuan returns, a hundred lucky viewers will be drawn and each will give away a "bright moonlight" device.
Here are three accompanying images:
The first is the poster of Ningyuan Technology's global launch ceremony, which reads: The return of the king, the whole world celebrates.
The second is a warm-colored caricature of a man like jade sitting at a dining table and looking at the woman making soup for him.
Xin Xiaoyue saw that this was painted according to his and her's appearance, and it was the scene at dinner tonight. This comic penmanship, I don't know whose it is, the tone and technique are quite high, it seems that the Jiang family's guards are really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and everyone has it.
The third picture is a flowing and chic pen on a red note: When I return, ten miles of red makeup.
Then, in the word "you" in the body of Weibo, he directly @counts the baby of the stars, that is, @Xin Xiaoyue's Weibo.
Therefore, this is equivalent to the official announcement of the baby who counts the stars, and this Weibo is really Xin Xiaoyue's Weibo.
Suddenly, this Weibo not only became a hot search on Weibo, but also became the first hit of major news, entertainment, and financial websites.
People from all walks of life commented.......
"Chai Xiu, has your family Jiushao finished the meeting?" Xin Xiaoyue took a look at this Weibo and immediately looked up and asked.
Chai Xiu was in a daze, and when Xin Xiaoyue asked, she immediately shook her head and said, "I'll take a look at the internal group." โ
As a result, as soon as he opened the group, there was no sound in the official group and the work group, but there was a sound in the small group.
Jiang Xun: I really didn't expect that since our Ningyuan accident, the first piece of external news was so full of the atmosphere that the domineering president fell in love with me......
Liu Xing: Tut, old Jiang, you don't understand this, do you? This wave can be called a god operation, this opportunity, as soon as this kind of confession comes out, who can compete with Jiu Shao? This is a real lore!
Jiang Fang: Yes, at this moment, no woman can resist it. Hehe, you guys prepare the money, when Ning Yuan's matter is over, it will be time for Jiu Shao to marry Jiu Shao.
Cheng Xu: Lao Fang, do you know something inside?
Jiang Fang: I'm a doctor, what do I know? You @ a lone show, ask him. He is a close confidant of the Ninth Young Lady, and now he protects the Ninth Young Lady.
Chai Xiu, who peeped at the screen, was @ out.
Chai Xiu looked confused, because he was in a daze just now, he didn't know what Jiu Shao had posted, so he only replied: My hen!
Cheng Yang: Load, load, continue to load. I'm still a!
Chai Xiu: .......
Liu Xing: Don't pretend, to be honest, what do you know?
Chai Xiu: What are you referring to?
Jiang Xun: The company's and Jiushao's.
Chai Xiu scratched her head, looked at Xin Xiaoyue, who was looking through Weibo, and replied: My hen. The first important thing for Jiang's disciples is not to ask around. Don't go over the line.
Liu Xing: Xiao Chai Xiu is already old, aren't we worried about Ning Yuan. Seeing Jiu Shao come out to go out of the romance plot at this time, I felt a little bottom and a little panicked.
Jiang Fang: ~! ~What are you panicking about? Don't forget, our Jiang disciples are six castes. One of them is something we don't know about, and it provides all kinds of information. Therefore, do your own thing and perform your own duties, we are Ningyuan, and our Jiang family are very stable.
The group was silent for a moment, and Chai Xu made a victorious expression and said: Yes, the buddy with the surname Jiang who is in charge of the company is very stable and low-key, and his tone is also tight. I just asked Jiang Jian, but he didn't say anything, only called me to do my duty.
Cheng Yang immediately continued: Then it will be stable, my heart will be calmer. However, then again, Xiao Chai Xiu, you won't drag the gamble this time?
Jiang Xun: That's it, if you don't drag out the gambling game, I'll go and forward Weibo, what if I win the lottery? Bright moonlight!
Chai Xiu glanced at this sentence, and probably knew that his Jiu Shao was a loser again. Bright moonlight, that's a valuable thing.
Therefore, he hurriedly threw a sentence: I have something to do, say goodbye.
Subsequently, he didn't care about the news one after another, and directly said to Xin Xiaoyue, who was immersed in reading the Weibo news: "There is no useful news in the group, but Jiu Shao posted on Weibo." โ
"I know." Xin Xiaoyue pointed to the tablet and said, "He still forwarded it with positioning this time." You see, hereโ"
Chai Xiu hurried over to take a look: a section of Pingshun East Road in Jincheng.
"This place, it seems to be quite close to here." Chai Xiu scratched his head.
"It's not close, if there is no traffic jam, it will be about half an hour's drive." Xin Xiaoyue looked at it.
"Ten minutes have passed since this Weibo. So, there are still twenty minutes, and Jiu Shao is here? Chai Xiu became excited.
Xin Xiaoyue couldn't help but laugh happily, nodded vigorously and said, "Yes." โ
Chai Xiu sat beside her, looked at the Weibo, and after reading it, she came to a few "I'll go" in a row to express her sigh, and then shook her head and said: "Jiu Shao is so generous, a hundred bright moonlight, how many years of savings do I have." Even if you don't use it, you can sell it. How can he say that he will send it! โ
Huang Fatzi had already woken up in Chai Xiu's several "I'll go", and he also came over to look at it all of a sudden, and asked, "Where, where?" Where to send bright moonlight? โ
"My family is nine young." Chai Xiu pointed.
"I'll go, I'll go, I'll forward." Huang Fatzi said as he took out his mobile phone and posted them on Weibo on several platforms, forwarding them one by one.
"Jiu Shao is really a walking traffic explosion package, after this time, Shengtian Entertainment is intolerable if he doesn't find Jiu Shao to make a drama." Chai Xiu looked at the data and sighed.
After the yellow fat man finished forwarding, he said: "Who said it wasn't?" The key is that this kind of traffic package is not only handsome, but also dedicated, powerful, patriotic, and has become a soldier in the patriotic frontier, with the halo of a national hero. Tsk, this opportunity, this Weibo, is terrible!! It's worth more than a hundred bright moonlights. โ
"It's terrible, it's terrible." Chai Xiu also nodded in agreement.
"Traffic is the economy, and the economy is the background. The Jiang family, they are so good at doing business! Huang Fatzi said, looked at Xin Xiaoyue again, and asked, "Xiaoyue, what do you think of this Weibo?" โ
Xin Xiaoyue was thinking about this, so she replied directly: "You are right. All the product sales of Ningyuan Technology will soar because of this Weibo, which will have an immeasurable impact on Hang Seng and even the global stock market. Of course, these sales amounts were not enough to tide Ning Yuan through the crisis. However, it can be effectively relieved on the Bauhinia side. โ
Huang Fatzi gave Xin Xiaoyue a thumbs up, nodded again and again, and spoke in authentic Jincheng dialect: "Fierce, you are too fierce." What archaeology did you study? Isn't it bad to go to the Department of Finance? โ
"Oh, love archaeology." Xin Xiaoyue casually stuffed a reason.
Actually, she wasn't that fond of archaeology. But because Wang Xuan likes to study classical things, she went to the Department of Archaeology. Originally, she had expected that one day, she would tell Wang Xuan about the reason for going to the Department of Archaeology. Now it seems that this day will never come.
This will probably be one of the secrets she brought into the coffin.
"Hey, hey, you don't go to the finance department or something, it's a waste." The yellow fat man sighed.
Xin Xiaoyue didn't speak, only smiled, and looked at the comments under this Weibo:
Xiao Xuanxuan comes with his own swimming ring: tsk, I thought it was a business war film, but I didn't expect it to be a domineering president romance film. The male god is mighty and domineering!!
Erha's Ha: Caught off guard, a mouthful of dog food. Seeing Jiang Jiushao's operation, I was relieved. Let's go, sweep through Ningyuan products!
Knife and cheap: This wave of dog food is like a reassuring pill. Looking forward to Ning Yuan's big killing. I'll also sweep the goods.
Passers-by: The international situation is complex and changeable. Could this be Ning Yuan's smoke bomb? Whatever it is. Hahaha, sweeping support!
Kitten cats: Shanghai fish ticket fan group check-in passing, with Ning Yuan, with Jiu Shao, with sweeping support........
Yiguo Fish Ticket Online: Ya Ya Ya, @ๆฐๆๆ็ๅฎๅฎ, marry him, marry him!
Mi Guo Fish Ticket Group: I wish Ning Yuan the success of killing gods in advance, I wish Jiu Shao a beautiful woman in advance, sweep support, and look forward to the format of the flower family covering the world!
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Many comments and retweets are basically of this category, and in just a few minutes, the four phrases derived from this Weibo, such as "sweeping support", "Ning Yuan's killing of gods", "planting flowers and formatting coverage", and "marrying him", followed this Weibo, becoming the second, third, fourth and fifth places in the hot search.
Xin Xiaoyue looked at it for a while, and she didn't read the same comments. Raising his wrist and looking at the time, according to the calculation just now, Jiang Yu should be going to the Splendid Hotel.
Xin Xiaoyue didn't know why, her heart was pounding hard, and her face was so hot.
"Why do you say that your Jiushao family brings an address to Weibo?" The fat man suddenly asked.
Chai Xiu, who was changing his account and forwarding his Jiushao Weibo, was stunned, and Xin Xiaoyue also wanted to know the answer to this question, so she also looked at Chai Xiu.
"Maybe, too excited to forget to cancel?" Chai Xiu thought about it, looked at Xin Xiaoyue and Huang Fatzi and said.
"Blind. Where will Jiang Laojiu be excited? This Weibo was posted after careful consideration, do you think it was posted casually? Huang Fatzi cast a contemptuous look at Chai Xiu on the spot.
Chai Xiu grabbed her hair, and said with a smile: "I'm not Jiu Shao, how can I think so profoundly?" If you want to know, you can't wait to ask Jiu Shao for a while. โ
Huang Fatzi nodded, pouted at Xin Xiaoyue, and said, "Don't you have a lot of questions?" I tell you, and you don't believe it. Then ask your man. โ
As soon as Xin Xiaoyue heard the words "your man", her face suddenly became hot, and she muttered embarrassedly: "What nonsense." โ
"Jiang Laojiu is not your man, whose family is it? Besides, the theme of this Weibo is actually a marriage proposal. Tut, do you think that once this Weibo comes out, can you still marry someone else? The yellow fat man quipped.
When Xin Xiaoyue heard this, she was a little suspicious of moral kidnapping, and she was suddenly not very happy in her heart.
She glanced at the fat man and said very seriously: "What's wrong with Weibo?" Did I squeak from start to finish? I am my own, and I will marry whoever I like. Who can still morally kidnap them? โ
The fat man stuck out his tongue, and Chai Xiu whispered to the fat man with a resentful face: "Cheap, Jiu Shao is a confession, a confession, a confession." A thousand-year-old tree, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. โ
Huang Fat Man also knew that he had just said something inappropriate, which might cause trouble, so he pretended to be pitiful and innocent, and said: "I just want to say that this confession is relatively large." How many billions of people are watching! โ
"That's also a confession. Who made Jiu Shao a celebrity? You thousand-year-old iron tree, don't speak. Chai Xiu was indignant.
"Okay, I'm talking inappropriately, I don't speak." The fat man raised his hand to beg for mercy, and then looked at Xin Xiaoyue timidly and said, "Cousin, do you ask Lao Jiu if he's coming back soon?" โ
"What's wrong?" Xin Xiaoyue asked in a calm tone. She wasn't really angry just now, but when it came to marriage, she was a little rebellious.
"I'll wait for him to prove my innocence." The yellow fat man said timidly.
Xin Xiaoyue also wanted to know where he was, so she took out her mobile phone and dragged him out of WeChat.