Chapter 9: Steaming Kung Fu in the Last Days
At this time, her mobile phone suddenly rang, and Sun Baiqian's WeChat arrived!
Sun Baiqian was wrapped in a piece of red silk, she was strangled, holding a telescope with both hands, she found out through Douyin and WeChat that Yang Haoran actually succeeded!
The short and poor Yang Haoran she looked down on has not only become handsome, but also achieved the prestige of rescuing the beautiful elementary school girl!
And she suffered a lot of humiliation and betrayed everything, so that she had a chance to be rescued, how could she balance her heart!
"He didn't come to save his lazy Highness the Queen! Is it tolerable or unbearable!
Yang Haoran, if you don't come to save me, I will plant grass in your sister's heart! β
She sent WeChat viciously, just to disrupt the situation!
"Xinran, you have to be careful. Yang Haoran's body and mind have changed drastically, a short and poor man has actually become rich and handsome? Hehe, I can't tell him what kind of plot he has against you. If there is anything, remember to discuss it with your sister, who has more social experience than you. β
"Hmm."
The ghost made the god worse, Tao Xinran replied with a "um" word, and when she came back to her senses, she saw that Yang Haoran saw all this in her eyes.
Her pretty face turned red immediately, "Brother Haoran, I ......"
"Shh Yang Haoran signaled everyone not to speak.
Yang Haoran didn't care about Sun Baiqian's at this time, and the abnormal movements of a few people just now were noticed by the zombies on the side of the road.
Zombies are extremely sensitive to smell and hearing, very sensitive to light visually, extremely uncoordinated in posture, and can move at a speed, hit hard, and endurance far beyond ordinary people.
But the zombies are not very connected with each other, and even say that they are fighting on their own, and when they encounter the temptation of blood and flesh, they will swarm like wolves, and the competition is very fierce.
There is an interesting phenomenon, that is, zombies do not fight with each other because of the competition for blood food, but only for the competition.
Dumb is an outlier of zombies, not only becoming Yang Haoran's doppelganger, but also helping Yang Haoran cover and fighting against the same kind.
This is a summary of Yang Haoran's observation of zombies during this period of time.
Surrounded by hundreds of thousands of zombies, he was able to ride a tricycle to the university town leisurely and find someone at Fuli University in the center of the road, which was indeed relied on.
He discovered, "I didn't expect my little cave to be so useful!"
When I immersed a part of my mind in the small cave, I was like being invisible! β
He knew this by experimentation.
Last night, after he got Tao Xinran's contact information, he thought hard about how to find people, and accidentally immersed his mind in the small cave sky, and at the same time distracted Dumb, he found that Dumb couldn't observe the existence of the deity!
He was shocked, "Dumb can't observe, isn't it ...... other zombies?"
It was with the wonderful use of Xiao Dongtian that he came here.
Now a few people can come out in a grand manner, because the zombies are greedy for white-level Lingmi and have no time to take care of them, and besides, they still have fresh blood from zombies, and they belong to the original "compatriots", so they actually got on the tricycle.
And after more than ten minutes, the blood of several people evaporated, there were movements between men and women, and Tao Xinran's mobile phone WeChat rang directly, it was difficult not to attract the attention of zombies!
Roar!
The zombies gradually surrounded the tricycle.
Dumb couldn't ride anymore.
The four women looked through the carriage and looked at the dense zombies on a long street, salivating around the tricycle, crowding around, and they were all trembling with fright.
Yang Haoran complained bitterly in his heart.
At this time, if he is distracted and immersed in the small cave, he can go out with the help of Dumb!
"What a vain person!" Yang Haoran decided to endure hard.
"Xinran, I'll lure away the zombies in a while, and you command Dumb here!" He shared the location of the agricultural warehouse campus with Tao Xinran.
The zombies smelled the popularity of the living and were about to riot, when suddenly, the dumb who was kicking three wheels roared, and six divine lights filled his body!
A misty white divine light spread out under his feet!
Roar!
The zombies felt instinctive fear and retreated!
A zombie couldn't retreat, was brushed by the white light, and disappeared in place!
"Roar!" Dumb took advantage of the momentum, and roared suddenly, and the aura of the king leaked!
At this time, it is the Grim Reaper!
Yang Haoran smiled secretly, "You kid is obviously overworked, but he will support the faΓ§ade!" β
He took the opportunity to get up and get out of the car, and rubbed Tao Xinran and the three coolly dressed school girls one by one, which inevitably made him, an old virgin, a little intoxicated.
Especially Tao Xinran's heartbroken and self-reproachful innocent eyes, Meng Xiaoling, Liu Kunyun, and Liu Ranran's adoring expressions, swept away the inferiority complex he had accumulated before the end of the world!
"Lao Tzu will be the grandfather of zombies in the future, the local tyrant who farms, and the super landlord of the last days!" Unconsciously his self-esteem skyrocketed, and his heart soared!
When he landed, several zombies reminded him not to get distracted and pounced on him!
He started acting!
Immerse yourself in the small cave, enjoy the scenery of the blessed land, and the heaven and earth are one and mysterious, sprinkle white-grade rice and white flour by hand, fluttering and sprinkling, feeding zombies is like feeding chickens!
The zombies have white-grade rice noodles, and the popularity of the perception has disappeared, and since then, no one has been in sight, and they have begun to kneel and lick and pounce on white-level spiritual food, which is really hungry and ugly!
Invisibly, it naturally made way for Dumb to open up a thoroughfare!
"Dude, get in the car, let's go!" Yang Haoran shouted violently, and immediately immersed himself again, making the zombies flutter for a moment, and immediately lost their target again.
"Dumb" was stunned and rode on a tricycle and rode to the Sixth Ring Road under the kneeling of tens of thousands of zombies!
Tao Xinran thought that he was going to say goodbye to Gao Fu Shuai, but who expected to watch a surreal blockbuster that Hollywood couldn't make.
Meng Xiaoling decisively shook it for a while, and at this time she didn't dare to speak, but just attached a line of words, "The king of zombies goes out of the city to inspect, and all the zombie people kneel and send them off!" β
In just half an hour, this Douyin has been played hundreds of millions of times!
Liu Ranran was so shocked that she shed a cold sweat like a waterfall, and she made zombie makeup.
Liu Kunyun bit her lower lip.
Sun Baiqian was shocked, "How is this possible!" Where does Yang Haoran have such a great ability! I really regret it! I underestimated him! β
Vice President Wang also noticed Meng Xiaoling, a super Internet celebrity who suddenly jumped up, "Sun Baiqian, you said you know this kid?" β
Sun Baiqian's eyes rolled, "Recognize, recognize!" He saved these beautiful girls, or I contacted them! β
"Huh! He has such a great ability, why didn't he come to save you? Vice Principal Wang pressed her head down, "Since you know him, it shouldn't be a problem to enter the Sixth Vault!" β
Yang Haoran walked all the way, sprinkled all the way, and finally threw a bag of white-grade rice and a bag of white-grade flour into the Dingyong River.
Tens of thousands of zombies came one after another, and they built a bridge with their corpses, just to be able to eat a bite!
Yang Haoran grew up near the water since he was a child, and he was proficient in water, and swam all the way north to the North Sixth Ring Road, and went ashore from the river near the agricultural material warehouse.
After waiting outside the small courtyard for a while, he saw Dumb slowly kicking here.
"Ladies and gentlemen, even Xiao Xinran, this toss is in the evening, I'll make something to eat for everyone, so that you can take a look at my apocalyptic steaming kung fu."
He said that he wanted to feed Tao Xinran, and naturally he did what he said!