Chapter 038: I'm afraid of meeting a pig teammate
"Aren't they just millions? Ouch, the tone is not small, do you think you are going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables? Buy, what do you buy? Yan Lili sneered and mocked mercilessly.
"Yes, can you afford a villa with just your mouth? Hehe, do you know how much this villa is, 7.5 million! Do you have an idea of 7.5 million, and do you know what that means? This means that you can't earn that much money if you work hard all your life! Poor sling! Sassoon also looked disdainful at this time.
At this time, the saleswoman's heart was even more disgusted with Zhao Yu, she felt that Zhao Yu must have come over in a hurry to make trouble because she was ridiculed just now.
She thought to herself, the security of this gymnasium is really bad, and it is not good to participate in the housing exhibition, any kind of garbage can be mixed up!
"You! I'll say it one last time, get me out! If you don't leave, I'll call the security guards to come up and throw you out!" The saleswoman shouted angrily.
Although there has never been a reason for the store to drive customers away, she didn't pay attention to the poor bastard in front of her at all, and she just rushed away, and there would be no loss anyway.
Villa sales were originally faced with a very small number of high-end people, and for most low-end poor people like Zhao Yu, even if they drove away 10,000, no one would blame her.
Because even if you add up these 10,000 poor people, they can't afford it at all!
When Zhao Yu heard this, he was so angry from the bottom of his heart, this is too deceitful, right?
"That's what you said, don't cry and beg me to stay!"
As he spoke, with a "snap", he took out his bank card and threw it directly on the table.
"Less nonsense, swipe your card!"
At that time, after seeing that Zhao Yu really took out his bank card, everyone was stunned.
"It's not like he's joking."
"Look at the expression on your face, you should be playing for real!"
"Damn, won't you, is this guy really so rich?"
Even Yan Lili and Sassoon opened their mouths wide, and the saleswoman stared at Zhao Yu with an incredible face, her fingers trembled a little, and she didn't even dare to pick up the bank card, because she didn't know how to face Zhao Yu if the card was successfully swiped.
When the time comes, you will definitely die of shame!
Just when everyone was stunned,
A fat figure ran up, it was the fat sales person from Amida Apartments just now.
"Mr. Zhao, you forgot to take the contract and key just now." The fat salesman gasped.
Then, he respectfully packed the contract and keys in a blue document bag and handed them to Zhao Yu.
Originally, after the delivery of things, the fat sales should have left.
But just as the fat salesman was about to go downstairs, he suddenly thought of what Zhao Yu had told him before, and then looked at Yan Lili next to Zhao Yu, dressed up in a coquettish manner, and at first glance, she was a gold worshipper, and she was hugging a fat man who looked like an upstart next to her.
Seeing this, he instantly understood: Oh, I understand! The reason why Mr. Zhao instructed me to say such a sentence was to pretend to be poor and get rid of this money worshipper!
So, then, the fat sales deliberately shouted at Zhao Yu loudly: "Mr. Zhao, please rest assured, although you bought an apartment with a loan and didn't spend much money, our service is also first-class!" Definitely give you a home away from home! ”
When he said the word "loan", he also deliberately bit the accent.
In addition, he also played freely, adding the phrase "it didn't cost much" in order to make this statement more realistic and believable.
After speaking, he still raised his head with joy and looked at Yan Lili.
I thought, a money worshipper like you is not worthy of our expensive ones, get out of here as soon as possible!
"You, you!" Hearing this, Zhao Yu was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.
I'm not afraid of anything, I'm afraid of meeting a pig teammate, I was suspicious of Xia Ou before, so I taught him to say such a sentence, but I didn't expect this guy to shout out regardless of the occasion!
It's over, it's embarrassing.
And the fat sales didn't even know it, thinking that they had made a great contribution.
Before leaving, he glanced at Zhao Yu and whispered, "Mr. Zhao, how is it, how did I behave just now?" Don't thank me, I'll go first! ”
Sure enough, after hearing this, all the previous shocks were swept away, and the contempt for Zhao Yu in everyone's hearts became even stronger.
Some people didn't even hold back, and directly poofed and burst out laughing:
"Damn, I thought it was some kind of local tyrant, it turned out to be a stinky sling silk who came to pretend to be forced!"
"yes, if I'm not mistaken, the guy who came up just now is the one who sells apartments downstairs, right? An apartment is only hundreds of thousands, and even this money needs a loan, so there is still the courage to buy a villa? It's convinced! ”
"Hahaha yes, dare to come and buy a villa like this? What's the matter, is it possible to pay a villa of more than 7 million, and also want to pay more than 100,000 or 200,000, and then take out a loan of 7 million? It's a dream! ”
At this time, when the saleswoman heard this, she was naturally relieved, it turned out that she thought that Zhao Yu was the kind of rich person who could really afford to buy a villa, and she was still thinking about how to apologize to others after waiting for payment.
But now, she has figured it out: it turns out that this is a fool, does he think that he has a hot head and takes some money out to buy a villa, and the rest of the money can be taken out for a loan? Do his bullshit dreams!
But after all, she has undergone professional training, and she can't be rude, so she explained to Zhao Yu with a sneer in a mocking tone:
"This gentleman, the requirements for buying a villa in our country are very strict, and the down payment must be at least one-third. And even if you have so much money, it's useless, and the procedures for loans are even stricter! ”
"First of all, you must review your credit to see if you have any other arrears, and you must also have real estate and real estate in your name, and finally, you must find a company to guarantee you, which is not just a small company can make up the numbers, at least two million turnover per month!"
"So, I advise you to think about it, or you will pay off the loan for that apartment, and come back again!"
At this time, Yan Lili also breathed a sigh of relief.
"Damn, scare me, Zhao Yu, Zhao Yu, my mother really thought that she had lost her eyes, you poor silk got rich? As a result, hahahahaha, poor is poor! ”
"You were in the company before, you were obviously a poor bastard, and you pretended to be a rich second generation in your style of speaking, do you say you are tired? What I hate most is you rich crap! ”
"A person who even has to take out a loan to buy an apartment still has the face to come to see the villa? If you have the ability, you can buy it, and if you buy it, the old lady will immediately eat ten catties of upside down! Silly fork! ”
Yan Lili mocked mercilessly.
"Some people are really poor and crazy, and they can say anything! Do you think that the bank is opened by your family, and you will be loaned if you are given a loan? Okay, wife, let's ignore this kind of stupidity, you wait for me for a while, I'll call my buddy to borrow money immediately! ”
After speaking, Sassoon took out the phone and dialed it.
"Hey, long live my husband! Love you! Yan Lili kissed Sassoon's head, and then looked at Zhao Yu with disdain,
"See, you also deserve to live in the villa? When my husband borrows the money, we can make a down payment, and then we will step into high society! And you stinky sling, you should be in the dark stinky gutter, raw maggots rotting! ”
Alas.
When Zhao Yu heard this, he looked at their buzzing flies, it was ridiculous, he couldn't help but shake his head, sighed, and thought, these fools really don't know how to write the sky, today I will see to you, how to write dead words!
There are regulations in the industry, as long as the customer buys a house, there will be a commission for the sale no matter what, but now, Zhao Yu doesn't want to be so cheap for this female salesman, because this guy is too dog-eyed to look down on people.
But in addition to her, the other salespeople present are also quite annoying, all of them are snobs, from the time she came in to the present, not only did no one come to receive her, but they also tried their best to sneer.
Seriously, this money is donated to beggars on the side of the road, and Zhao Yu doesn't want these dogs to make a penny.
It was at this time, suddenly, that he had a plan.
Zhao Yu looked at the saleswoman who poured the coffee before.
That is, she ridiculed herself as the most fierce before, and asked her for a floor plan, but she impatiently asked herself to go to Baidu to check the picture.
Hehe, that's you!
Zhao Yu smiled coldly in his heart, and then shouted loudly:
"What are you arguing about, who told you that I was going to take out a loan?"
"What's the matter, is it possible that you still plan to pay in full?" The saleswoman said disdainfully, and now she looks at Zhao Yu like an idiot.
The full amount, hehe, it's just a dream! This is not to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, who doesn't take out a loan to buy a house in these years, even if he is not a local tyrant who is not bad for money, it will be a little stressful if he really asks him to take out more than 7 million deposits at one time, right?
"Yes, I am the full amount, 7.5 million, pay it today! However, this has nothing to do with you, this performance is counted on her head! As he spoke, Zhao Yu pointed to the saleswoman who poured coffee,
"Password 6 8, come and help me swipe the card."
"Ah, me?" The saleswoman who poured the coffee was also confused.
"Hehe, Dandan, don't be deceived by him, poor sling! I want to see if you have a penny, how to swipe this card! The saleswoman scoffed.
Although Dandan didn't believe it either, she still had the idea of giving it a try, picked up her bank card and walked to the counter.
Thirty seconds later, Dandan, who had finished swiping the card, suddenly rushed over with a 100-meter sprint, and his expression was a little distorted with excitement.
The saleswoman thought that she was mad when she found out that there was no money in the card, so she comforted: "Sister Dan, restraint, people just made a joke on you, don't take it to heart, be careful of being complained by customers!" ”
"Yes, yes, restraint, restraint! Just think it's April Fool's Day hahahahaha! Yan Lili also covered her mouth and comforted, and couldn't help but laugh like crazy.
But Dan Danli ignored them, she ran to Zhao Yu, and as soon as she grabbed his hand, her cheeks were red with excitement, and her palms were shaking.
Zhao ...... Mr. Zhao, the deduction was successful, I ......"
Now she is so excited, she didn't expect this kind of good thing to fall on her.
At this time, everyone was stunned when they saw this scene.
One by one, they are stupid, and they don't seem to have figured out the situation yet.
And the female saleswoman who looked down on people before was not only stunned, but also seemed to be blocked by feces, with an extremely painful expression on her face.
The expression was full of disbelief, and his eyes widened, as if had poured into his head and was about to squirt out of his sockets.
Because of his contempt and ridicule, he lost a big order, a villa of 7.5 million, and the achievement is more than 200,000!
The intestines are going to be repentant!
Yan Lili and Sha Xuantou were also stunned, looking at Zhao Yu incredulously.
It was as if they had been punched hard in their faces, and their whole bodies froze there, unable to utter a word.
And at this time, the saleswoman named Dandan was excited, but at the same time, she regretted her attitude just now, for fear that Zhao Yu would blame her.
"Mr. Zhao, before, I, I really ...... By the way, this is my WeChat, or I will invite you to have a meal tonight to make amends, and by the way, I will explain to you the internal structure and design style of this villa......"
As she spoke, she deliberately rubbed her chest against Zhao Yu's arm, threw a wink, and kept scratching her head.
Zhao Yu understands that he wants to hook up with himself, it's really faster than turning a book, and he loved to ignore it before, but now he is in his arms.
Hehe.
"You're really a snob," Zhao Yu smiled, and he deliberately approached as he spoke, "Am I letting you do anything?" ”
"Oh, you're so bad, you say this kind of thing to people on such an occasion, what do you say at dinner at night." Dandan blushed and said shyly.
"Sell me a villa, you will get a commission of at least 200,000 yuan, you can make a lot of money this time, right?"
"Oh, look at what you said, isn't this still to serve you better? So, Mr. Zhao, people will definitely apologize to you tonight......" As she spoke, she kept drawing circles on Zhao Yu's chest with her soft hands.
"There's no need to apologize," Zhao Yu sneered, "Oh yes, have you ever experienced the feeling of great joy and sorrow?" ”
"Nope." Dandan was a little stunned and shook his head.
"Okay, I'll let you have a good experience today."
Suddenly, Zhao Yu's face changed, and he directly pushed her away,
"I don't want this villa, help me get back!"