Chapter 221: Wade Wilson, who is red and purple!
Wade was a little wary, but on the surface he didn't show it at all. "You know me?"
"It seems that my name has spread all over the universe, let's talk about what's the job, the price is in place, everything is negotiable." Wade looked at Richard, and the corners of his mouth slowly hooked up a smile, "As long as you don't let me secretly take photos of underage girls' boudoirs." ”
"You're joining ERP?"
"Of course, I heard that those who sign up can get a candy store gift card for 300 US dollars, and that one happened to find me a penny less, and I will eat candy for a day in a row to eat poor them." Wade did not hesitate to tell his plan, and after speaking, he was suddenly stunned, and looked at Richard with a ghostly expression. "Shet, how do you know I've signed up? Are you...... ERP interviewer? ”
Wade immediately straightened his clothes, "My clothes look quite solemn, this is what I took when I solved a guy who had no money to pay off his debts and squandered it in the hotel, ninety percent new, Sandian balabala, anyway, it is a famous brand." ”
Wade finished his clothes and sat solemnly across from Richard.
"Let's get started, how can I get into ERP? Do you want me to lick your 00? Wade seemed to think of something, and his face was a little ugly, "Ask in advance, am I only licking one?" ”
Richard had a chill.
Is this Wade in Jack Hammer's eyes? Sure enough, it makes people want to pinch his 00 with their own hands!
"You've been a special forces?" Richard asked expressionlessly.
Wade's eyes rolled, "I'm a good law-abiding citizen, I help my grandmother cross the zebra crossing every day, help children get balloons hanging from trees, never kill people and set fires, just ...... Don't look at me with the occasional lesson to break off the fingers of two thugs who steal their employer's car, or shove the head of a guy who doesn't pay his debts down the toilet! ”
Wade turned around sharply, hammered his hands on the bar, and rubbed his face in annoyance, "I know!" I knew you misunderstood! I was just kidding him, I put diving goggles on him, and even though the breathing port was glued, I swear I didn't do it. ”
Wade defended himself.
"I'm definitely a big hero who punishes rape and eliminates evil, and I'm at the same level as Yan Longxia, and I'm cleaning up moths for this damn society!" Wade looked at Richard's completely expressionless face, sighed, and put his thumb and forefinger together, opening a gap, "Okay, I'll admit it, I'm a little bit worse than him, just a little." ”
"Have you ever killed someone?" Richard asked again.
Wade wanted to deny it, but looking into Richard's eyes, he couldn't open his mouth a little, which surprised him a little.
Do you want to tell the truth?
Wade thought for a moment and felt that honesty was a virtue, "I pinched and exploded a guy who tried to forcibly fit with a lady, and I don't know if he died later; I found out that a guy posed as a police officer to trick students, and according to the crime he confessed to and the number of victims, I divided his body into the corresponding number and fed it to the dogs...... Tsk, isn't it a little cruel? But a wise man in China told me that if I cut the grass and don't get rid of the roots, the grass will still grow back. Wade folded his fingers and prepared to continue describing his record, and Richard listened happily, the more he listened, the more he recognized Wade.
Skye's information doesn't seem to be so accurate, and this Wade is clearly similar to him - assuming this Mr. Wade is not lying, of course.
But it doesn't matter, under the Qi Hope Technique, everything is hidden!
Richard cast a lookout spell on Wade.
Suddenly, in the line of sight, a red and purple column of air rose into the sky!
Richard was a little surprised.
This kind of gas is simply the life of the protagonist of this world!
Stark is the undisputed protagonist of this world, his qi is purple, the kind that is purple and translucent, and this Wade is also red and purple?
I accidentally ran into a second-tier character in the Marvel world?
This Nima ......
Richard sighed.
He decided that Wade had to be brought under his command!
There was no need to investigate, and through the Qi Lookout technique, he could already confirm that this was a man with a heroic posture, and it was right to pull into the team.
Richard immediately submitted Wade's application to join the team, and the system quickly replied to him.
Succeed!
But when you become a teammate, you have to be responsible for his actions.
It is true that his teammates are free labor, which can make him increase his karma while lying at home, but in the same way, his teammates doing evil will also reduce his karma, which is secondary, and the point is that doing evil will put him in danger!
This is also the reason why Richard did not let Paul and Dave wear armor on the mission.
If one of the strings in their minds is wrong and causes great destruction, the damage caused while wearing armor is absolutely unimaginable, which means that the danger he faces is very likely to be fatal!
He also needs to look at Paul, Dave, and Nina.
"Speaking of which, Helen has also resigned from Aegis, and she should be recruited as well." Richard thought of Helen's skill and integrity, and his thoughts became more and more determined.
But this matter has to be put aside for the time being, and this Wade will be dealt with first, after all, he is only one person, and he has no skills. As for why Skye wasn't allowed to recruit Helen, the issue of sand sculptures didn't exist at all.
"I'm the head of the ERP, and I'm officially informing you that you're an alternate member of the ERP." Richard said to Wade with a serious face.
Wade was stunned, and Jack on the side just took a sip of water and squirted out.
"Ahem!" Jack looked embarrassed, "I'm sorry I choked and drank a little hurriedly." ”
Jack was complaining frantically in his heart.
Is he good at reading the news? The head of ERP, are you when you are a dragon man?
Jack looked at Richard with disdain.
Wade didn't think Richard was deceiving, he just wanted to know now, did the alternates have gift cards?
Out of the bar, Richard led Wade into the depths of the alley.
Wade was a little embarrassed.
"Am I not an alternate member? Does Cheng want to be a full member, or do you want to lick your 00? Wade couldn't help but ask.
Richard glanced back at him, the Yanlong armor instantly merged, Wade was suddenly shocked to cover his mouth with both hands, the little girl's way of covering her mouth, not to mention how spicy the picture is.
"You...... You...... You're the Dragon!? Wade was incoherent at the moment. He actually yearns for Yan Longxia, of course, the main thing is to envy that kind of power, if there is that kind of power, he will definitely be able to make money more easily, maybe he can be a bodyguard for Stark's super Kaizi, and if he makes money like that, it will be much stronger than he is now a dog's leg!
He didn't expect that he had actually met Yan Longxia, and he had been chatting for so long just now!
The most important thing is that Yan Longxia actually recognized him!
It doesn't matter to him what kind of alternate member's identity is, the key is this attitude, obviously Yan Longxia also thinks he is a talent!
That's great!
But the thought of licking 00 made Wade a little uncomfortable.
Although he hasn't licked it, he has pinched it, and the taste is disgusting.
Did he have to make such a sacrifice in order to become a full member?
Wade suddenly became a spirit, why should he be a full member? What are the benefits of full membership?
He wants to join ERP because he has gift cards!
"Boss, can I get the gift card first? The weasel guy asked me to do something, I haven't done it yet, you know......" Wade smiled.
Richard ignored Wade's slut posture, "Do you want to have a set of armor like this?" ”
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