Chapter 110: This Child Is Precocious
Yang Haoran's jaw is about to fall, and Yang Xinding can pull a bunch of things for nothing on the first day of his birth!
Yang Haoran thought of the many spiritual plants that Tao Xinran had eaten, but he also recognized it, and he was not so good.
The key is that Yang Xinding actually has a beard!
"How precocious you are!"
"Dad, son, I want to find you a daughter-in-law!"
it!
Yang Haoran looked at Yang Xinding's smiling appearance, and suddenly felt that he was old, "People are small and birds are big!" Be ambitious! On the first day I was born, I guess my eyes were black, even if I was fed, it would feel so fragrant!
You already want to find a daughter-in-law! ”
"Dad, ambition is not in the bird, looking for a girlfriend doesn't care about age, everything is fate!" Yang Xinding stroked his mustache and touched the top of Yang Haoran's head with his lotus-like pink hand, "Thinking that you were not by our mother and son when I was developing fiercely in my mother's womb, alas, there is still too little prenatal education for you!" ”
I'm a man!
Yang Haoran raised his hand and wanted to educate his son, but was stopped by Tao Xinran's eyes that wanted to kill.
He wiped a handful of cold sweat, "Is my slap considered a righteous killing of relatives?" ”
Tao Xinran glared at him again, "Others have a son, and they don't know how to love it!" It's good for you, as soon as you come up, because your son said a few words, you will kill him!
Hum!
In the future, stay away from your son!
Is!
I've been communicating with my son and telling him that you're a great hero! ”
Sweat!
Waterfall Khan!
Yang Haoran wiped his sweat wildly, and said with an embarrassed smile: "The hero is true, but it's true that I haven't seen such a big scene!" It's a bit of a top!
I think my son is really terrible!
Just take the temperament of my sister to death! ”
Yang Xinding raised his hand and clenched his fists, very modest, "Dad!" I heard about your heroic deeds in my mother's womb! A lot of people whisper and compliment you on being a collector of beauty in the last days, and you will collect beautiful women wherever you go!
And whether it is a young woman or a young lady, whether it is ...... Not! ”
Tao Xinran took out a silicone pacifier that had been prepared a long time ago and stuffed it into his mouth, and said with a smile to Yang Haoran, who wanted to go wild again: "The child's words can't be taken seriously, he is only so old in less than a day, he knows a fart!" What I know is hearsay, and I don't have any real talent! ”
"Mom's words are wrong! As the saying goes, three people become tigers, and society is also a university. Society is a big dye vat, three religions and nine streams are all-encompassing, three hundred and sixty lines of line out of champions, if you want to go here, you can mix it, but also mix out of the famous, mix out a color, that is all the best among the people, can be called the pillars of talent!
That's how my dad got his name!
I'll tell you the truth, what's wrong?
Not!
Mom, this silicone pacifier doesn't taste good, I don't like it...... Not! ”
Tao Xinran threw away this pacifier, and immediately replaced it with a spare one, covered Yang Xinding's mouth tightly, and smiled again, "On the day of your absence, Xinding will talk to me in my stomach to relieve my boredom."
It's strange that I didn't teach him anything.
In order to relieve my boredom, he can hear the words of anyone in this Haoran Farm, and he can still say everything he wants, he is really a genius! ”
After saying these words, she leaned over to Yang Haoran's ear and blew the pillow wind, "This kid said that meat jokes are also a set, much higher than your steel straight man's EQ, but he can flirt with girls!" ”
Yang Haoran wanted to cry, looking at Yang Xinding, who was squeezing his eyebrows at him and looking at him restlessly, he couldn't help but sigh, "It seems that I only have to discipline him strictly, otherwise I'm afraid that the mourners outside will suffer!" ”
Burst!
Tao Xinran laughed and trembled, and nodded his forehead, "You!" Wouldn't it be a good thing to let the bereaved suffer!
At this point, you and your son are big heroes! ”
Yang Haoran pinched Yang Xinding's fleshy little face, "Stinky boy, I suspect that you are sent by God to trick Lao Tzu, but there is no evidence." ”
Tao Xinran said at this time: "Our Haoran Farm has suffered a lot of losses this time, and it has almost been wiped out. If you hadn't forcibly captured a lot of coalition soldiers, we wouldn't even be able to find a farmer! ”
Yang Haoran hugged Tao Xinran, softly soothed him, needless to say, he didn't bother to pay attention to Yang Xinding, whose eyes were glowing with light bulbs, and directly dizzy, so he took out some genius treasures from Haoran Cave and fed them to Tao Xinran and ate them slowly.
"Xinran, you just gave birth to a baby, you have to make up for it!"
"Hmmm! Brother Haoran, I'll take a break, let's continue to create people, I want to hold the two of you for three years. ”
"Can you handle it?"
"What's so unbearable! If you want to eat bird's nest, we have it, if you want to eat fruits, we have it, if you want to eat good food, we still have it! There are all kinds of conditions, and in the last days, I am more comfortable than before, why not have a few more? Now we are giving birth to more children for the benefit of mankind!
I've heard that the bereaved can have children now, so let's speed it up! ”
Yang Haoran kissed his daughter-in-law, snapped his fingers and said, "Then let's formulate a reward policy for multiple births!" Encourage people to have more children! ”
"Okay, Brother Haoran! Let's all think of going together! ”
"Also, I also think that we might as well implement the private policy of reclamation, encourage people to open up more land around Haoran Farm, a variety of fields, and take 10% of the farms from land reclamation as protection fees."
"Wow! Isn't the spring coming for the farmers of our farms! ”
"That's right! Otherwise, people will go out to the jungle to make quick money, who will go to farming steadily? Besides, there is also a huge risk in junglers, and most of the people who go out are men, and once these people are too damaged in battle, the impact on the farm is still great! We have to find ways to maintain a balance, work more and get more, and those who can work more to keep the roots......"
"Brother Haoran, you said it well! You're doing this, and the farm is absolutely deep-rooted, deep-rooted......"
The two of them talked about a deeper level as they talked, and the daily things between husband and wife will occur, which will not be repeated here.
When Ren Meijuan saw Liu Xiba in front of her, she always felt a little abnormal, "Liu Xiba, why didn't you go to report to Lord Qin Yizhi when you came back, why did you go home first." I won't say a word when I come back, if I don't want to rest, I won't see you!
What's wrong with you?
How can you see that you can't give up, and your face is also very bad! ”
Whew, whew!
Yes......
On the bed, a big hole was opened in the back of Ren Meijuan's head, and a green cloud quickly crawled out of Liu Xiba's mouth and entered her head.
Less than two minutes later, the hole in the back of her head closed as her body trembled violently.
"Ahh Woman, your name is not cowardly! Yang Haoran, you wake up the dreamer with a word! My Sun Baiqian is back! ”