"He's kicked his nose in the face, why haven't you moved yet?"

"An old monk looks settled, is it frightened by the big owl on this road, it's not like your attitude last time, this is not your style."

Wang Bo pestered Chen Jun behind, wanting to know the reason.

"It's okay, but a group of grasshoppers after autumn can't bounce for a few days." Chen Jun didn't tell him why.

When the two arrived at their positions, he pointed to his position:

"Now that the two of you have reconciled, I won't bother, you can sit in my original position."

"What's so embarrassing?" Wang Botui gave way.

Chen Jun raised his eyebrows, "I don't want it, I can just sit back." ”

"Don't Don't !!"

Wang Bo hurriedly sat down and hurriedly thanked him, which caused Wang Libo to be angry.

"Wang Bo, bring me the salute. Excuse me, sorry, thank you"

Chen Jun put his salute aside and sat down around the police.

The man in front of him is a policeman, and the good-looking woman on the left is also a policeman.

"Here we are."

Chen Junzheng was concentrating on observation, his arm was slapped suddenly, he turned his head, and pointed along Wang Bo's fingers.

Hu Li, Uncle Li is coming with a smile.

"Looking at the posture, he is bound to win, can he deal with it?" Wang Bo asked in a low voice.

Chen Jun gestured OK, leaned his head close to the policewoman beside him, and snuggled up to each other as if they were intimate lovers and whispered:

"Miss, you're beautiful."

"What are you doing, I'm not your girlfriend?" Looking at the handsome face that was getting closer and closer, Xu Hong's face was slightly hot.

Chen Jun didn't expect this kind of answer, and coughed twice in embarrassment, "Officer, you may have misunderstood what I meant." ”

When Xu Hong heard the two sensitive words 'police officer', she subconsciously wanted to get up, but was suppressed by Chen Jun:

"I guess you also know that the man and woman sitting next to me are thieves, and the fox-like middle-aged man has not seen it, he is more powerful than the one next to me, and he has human life in his hands." Chen Jun pointed at Hu Li with his finger.

"What do you want to do?" Xu Hong asked in a low voice.

"Hurry up and arrest that Hu Li, and I promise to persuade you to surrender to this pair of mandarin ducks next to you."

"You want to borrow a knife to kill someone!"

"You are wrong, I am uneven, if you don't arrest you, I will stand up and say that you are a policeman."

"You!" Xu Hong couldn't help but feel angry in her heart.

As soon as you blurted out the words, the door of the carriage in the distance was kicked open with a bang, and several masked thieves broke in: "Robbery!" Rob! Rob! ”

There were three people in total, the honest and fat man took off his mask and held an axe in his hand, the thin man on the right also held an axe, and only a strong man with a gun followed by Hu Li in the aisle at the door.

"I hate you robbers the most, you don't have any technical content at all."

Hu Li looked at the three stupid thieves in front of him, quite helpless, but his stomach was immediately hammered down by one of them.

Chen Jun saw it in his eyes and knew that he was going to stage the famous scene of the hilarious "robbery" plot in advance.

"All kinds of cards, IC, IQ, and IP cards are all handed over."

The fat thief was in the aisle, grabbing the passenger's wallet willfully, walking, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he turned to the thin thief on the right and said:

"Big brother, wait a while, let me rob you."

The fat thief looked at Wang Li's funny expression and that strange tone, which instantly made Chen Jun unable to hold back and laughed.

Hahahaha......

The laughter was uninhibited, and immediately attracted the fat thief's attention to Chen Jun.

"Isn't that funny?" The fat thief aimed the flickering silver light of the axe at him.

Chen Jun suppressed his smile: "The one who reported the robbery is not very funny, it is very funny." ”

"You.. You... You ....." The fat thief glared angrily at the round beads, and waved his hand to cut it off.

"I have an IQ card here, do you have one?" Chen Jun raised his hand, causing the fat thief to stop moving.

The fat thief stammered: "I didn't, give me yours, I... I... Am I not going to have it? ”

"Here you go... You... You can't use it."

"Give me the password. I.. I'll be able to use it. “

"Without a password, IQ is IQ."

The fat thief stretched out his hand and asked, "What is IQ, bring it." ”

"IQ is a brain, so stupid, he said you don't have a brain?" The thin thief next to him pushed down the fat thief and reminded.

"Why are you cursing me for not having a brain?"

"I didn't say you don't have a brain, I just think you don't have a string in your brain."

"Do you believe that I have a lack of strings in my brain, and I make you lack a head?" The fat thief raised his axe again.

"Daughter-in-law save me!" Chen Jun looked scared and approached Xu Hong, who was laughing next to him.

The fat thief's eyes lit up again: "This is your daughter-in-law?" ”

"Yes!" Chen Jun nodded: "The robber, she is disobedient, you can teach her a lesson." ”

Wait a minute, settle accounts for him sooner or later, Xu Hong glanced at Chen Jun, straightened his waist, and looked at the fat thief with shyness.

"Waist, waist, waist, what's hidden in the waist?" The fat thief looked at Xu Hong's waist and stammered.

"There's nothing hidden, I don't believe you touch it."

The fat thief smiled and looked at the thin thief brother, "She asked me to touch it." ”

Stretched out his hand, but the fat thief's face immediately changed in the next second, and Xu Hong asked lightly, "What did you touch?" ”

"Guns!"

When the gun came out, Xu Hong suddenly pulled out the gun and got up: "Don't move, police!" [Don't say I'm water, it's a pity not to write this kind of famous scene, three more compensation]

The two thieves immediately panicked, and the policemen who had already been deployed around took out their guns one after another, and in less than a moment the robbery crisis in the carriage was resolved, only Wang Li and Wang Bo were like dirt, they were thieves.

At this time, Uncle Li's thousands of generals were subdued, and the second child and Four Eyes were no exception.

Hu Li saw that the opportunity was wrong, so he took the road and fled when he found an opportunity, and the two policemen chased after him, but where could they find the trace of the king of thieves.

At this moment, Hu Li's basic plate collapsed in an instant, and he became a loner!

But Chen Jun was a little depressed, he thought that with his involvement, the plot would be delayed as usual, but he didn't expect that the police were not vegetarians, they were very powerful, and they developed quickly.

Perhaps the only thing that remains unchanged is that Wang Li and Wang Bo, the two male and female thieves, are really panicked.

Chen Jun did opposite the two, patted their hands, and comforted: "Don't panic, listen to my advice, I have a way to protect you!" ”

"Keep them?"

I don't know when, Xu Hong suddenly appeared in front of Chen Jun's eyes, took out handcuffs, and put them on Chen Jun's two hands:

"Hold them? Protect yourself for now. ”

"What crime did I commit, didn't I just tease you twice."

Xu Hong said righteously: "Wrong! Chen Jun, I now formally arrest you for the crime of defrauding women. ”

Chen Jun was stunned at first, but suddenly reacted again, and scolded wildly in his heart: "System, you son of a dog, what kind of ghost identity is this?" ”

Wang Li looked surprised: "You are really a fraudster!" ”