Chapter Ninety-Four: The Dead Song Spits Fragrant Mouth, and the Tongue Fights the Confucians!

Seeing that the thorn wolf and his party saw the death song, they instantly fell to their knees with a thud, and called the master very affectionately at the death song, and the other five people present immediately opened their mouths and spat fragrant.

"Damn...... Dead Song, you still say you're not an undercover agent? ”

Bai Yue looked at Death Song, his eyes were full of disbelief expressions, this Death Song was sick in his brain, although he didn't believe that Death Song would be a traitor, after all, Death Song was a dead soul, as long as there were dead people, it was his territory, so the whole world was his territory.

Among the six emperors, the only one who will not betray is Death Song, because he has no need at all, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if Death Song overthrows the rule of the Dragon Emperor Palace, he will have to bury himself in the soil to rest most of the time, what is the point of overthrowing the rule of the Dragon Emperor Palace?

What is he trying to do?

Conquer the country and let others rule for him?

The reason why Bai Yue used such an exaggerated tone to question the death song was naturally deliberately to make fun of the death song, after all, these brothers hadn't seen each other for a few years, and they had to be ridiculed and ridiculed when they met.

Death Song is in their brothers, they are already very stupid, ridiculing Death Song is naturally the most fun thing, such an idea naturally appears in the minds of the other four people, after all, they have nothing to do for so many years, so they ridicule Death Song, and they are used to ridiculing it.

As soon as Bai Yue's words came out, this group of people naturally followed closely without outdoing it.

"Damn...... Death Song, are you sick, not long after the eldest brother and sister-in-law got married, you sent someone to assassinate your sister-in-law, are you sure that you and the eldest brother are brothers? ”

Qiong Yao played with the streamers on her shoulders, like flying on a mural, floating back and forth in the ward, like a fairy emitting colorful light, attracting the attention of everyone in the ward, but as soon as she opened her mouth, the banter that came out of her mouth suddenly made the corners of everyone's mouths twitch.

Because what do you say......

It's like everyone thinks that such a fairy only drinks dew, and as a result, this woman asks you to eat the pig's intestine as soon as she opens her mouth.

"Dead Song...... I beg you to be a man! ”

And Ling'er, who was quietly playing with the rattle in his hand on the side, shook the rattle gently, and the sonic worms in the rattle flew out of it, rushing to the side of the dead song and constantly spinning, shaking his legs wildly towards the dead song, just like their owners, and the taunt skills were full.

"Damn...... Death song, have you been buried in the soil for a long time? Don't have a bright brain to this point? ”

The bewitching and handsome young man, I don't know when a goblet filled with red liquid appeared in his hand, while saying questioning words to the death song, he shook the goblet elegantly, sipping the red liquid in his hand, and enjoying his face.

"If it weren't for the money for the meal, I would have wanted to beat you and them all into the ground!"

At this time, the giant king Tengge, who was standing on the side, waved his sturdy arms towards Death Song and the group of stinging wolf people, and bursts of wind pressure were generated with his waving arms, and he was about to roll his eyes when Death Song and the group of thorny wolf people impacted.

Dead Song crawled out of the soil, and because he received Zhang Xu's summoning order, he got into the soil and quickly rushed to Linnan, the whole person was dizzy in his mind, and when this group of people said this, the whole person simply had a feeling of being speechless.

After being stunned for a moment, Death Song turned his head and turned to the person who seemed to be the most talkative among the Thorn Wolf group, his eyes flashed red, and this person didn't have time to snort, and completely turned into a dry corpse.

The moment this person turned into a dry corpse, a little aura suddenly added a little aura to Death Song's originally extremely numb eyes.

The next second.

Death Song turned to the five men who had turned on the mockery mode for him, and the mouth began to smell like a divine help.

"I'm undercover for your horse, I've slept for three years, and I have time for your horse to go undercover!"

The death song uses two smooth horses, and the white moon has nothing to say.

Bai Yue was momentarily stunned, this dead song doesn't often sleep underground, and he doesn't have any vocabulary reserves, how can he suddenly curse people, and he will double charge?

This Dead Song...... Why is it so SKR all of a sudden?

"Qiong Yao, your wife, is almost a few hundred years old old witch, what kind of fairy are you pretending, people of such an age still wear streamers, you just take this streamer and hang it, see if you have been chasing the eldest brother for more than ten years, the eldest brother has not married you, really don't find your own reason?"

Death Song used Qiong Yao's most taboo age problem, the most taboo unrequited love problem, and the most taboo girl's heart problem to make Qiong Yao cry.

Qiong Yao was crying and suspicious, didn't Death Song never remember their characteristics?

Why do you suddenly find a personal attack.,It's punchline as soon as you open your mouth?!

"Please be a man, I will be your horse's man, I am not a human being, you bug!"

As soon as the death song was spoken, outsiders listened to it, this was completely using the rhetorical technique of self-deprecation on himself, and the rhetorical technique of metaphor on Ling'er's body, which sounded no problem at first glance, but as soon as these words reached Ling'er's ears, Ling'er cried out.

Death Song is not known to all five people, Ling'er's body is a worm, and everyone knows it, but because Ling'er is a little Lori, everyone won't make a fuss about this issue, and now Death Song suddenly said this, causing 10,000 critical hits to Ling'er.

Under normal circumstances, such a dialogue is extended by scolding each other, until the other party can't scold, but the only point that Death Song can scold is that he is a dead man, and Death Song has already said this point before scolding Ling'er, and scolding this point again will not do any harm to Death Song at all.

It's like in the movie Eight Miles, before fighting with others, Master said all the points that he might be said, and then asked the opponent to say something that he hadn't said.

The opponent was ready to say these points before the battle with Mu Ye, but because Mu Ye finished speaking, he said that it was not trivial at all, and he could only admit defeat.

And now Ling'er is in the same situation, after the death song is finished, Ling'er opened her mouth, but she couldn't say anything, she could only cry.

"Yes, I've been buried in the soil for a long time, but my brain is more brilliant than yours, and I won't be like you, a rotten egg turtle son with a big slap in the back, a vampire who basks in the sun and is red-green blind, and cuckolds himself!"

The death song was full of fire at the bewitcher-looking young man.

With a snap, the red wine glass in the hand of the strange-looking young man fell to the ground, and a smell of blood instantly wafted through the entire ward.

"This ...... Isn't it black, really...... Is it really green? ”

As soon as he heard the words of the death song, the young man with a strange face instantly cried, because the reason why he became a vampire, and he once fell in love with a female vampire, and in order to be with that female vampire, he willingly became a vampire.

As a result, after Bai Yue became a vampire, this female vampire instantly lost her feelings for him, because she liked him because he was an ordinary person, and when he became a vampire, this female vampire left him and was with another person.

Cuckolding himself is completely the biggest pain in his life!

"Wow......"

A cry was added to the entire room.

"Don't you giants hate what people say about your height? What's the matter, is it very manly to turn yourself into a little dwarf now? ”

As soon as the words of the death song's sarcastic words reached the ears of the giant king Tengge, Tengge became ashamed, squatted on the ground and cried loudly.

The giant is most taboo for others to call them short, but because in order to adapt to human society and not let normal people feel panicked, he can only become this dwarf appearance, and the words of the death song undoubtedly touched his tears and pain points.

The strong man wept because he touched the softest place in his heart.

In just five minutes, Death Song fought with a group of Confucians, and the tears of his five brothers flowed, and Death Song felt a sense of comfort in his heart, for so many years, it can be regarded as winning these people, which can be described as raising his eyebrows.

And Death Song's mouth is suddenly so sharp, of course, it has something to do with the person he devoured before, anyone who is devoured by Death Song, Death Song can take the initiative to choose one of the strengths of the Dead for a day.

And the one who was swallowed by the song of death just now...... What he is best at is being a troll, which is why he has the scene of the death song just now.

Death Song secretly made a note of the browsers and video websites that this person often logs into, and when the day is over, he will devour those trolls one by one, hehehe...... There are the most trolls in this world, and if you have these trolls in reserve, you are afraid that you won't be able to talk about them in the future?

However, before Bai Yue said that Death Song was an undercover agent......

After devouring this person, Death Song took a cursory look at this person's life and this life, only to find that it seemed that these people had come to Lin Xian's hospital room, and they really had something to do with him.

The reason why the Thorn Wolf group has an ability related to the undead is precisely because they were chased and killed by the target of the mission when they were on a mission before, and accidentally fell into the territory of the undead clan, and directly woke up the sleeping Death Song.

Death Song slept in a daze, and was suddenly woken up by these people, not knowing what was going on, thinking that these people were the undead who came to report, so he threw them a book of the undead that the undead must cultivate, and simply performed a bow to the teacher, and continued to sleep.

Later, the Thorn Wolf learned the path of the undead and made a name for himself in the entire underground world.

Squeak.

At this juncture, Zhang Xu walked in with xiaolongbao in his left hand and soy milk in his right hand, and was a little confused when he saw this scene in the ward.

"You came so early, you cry like this one by one, this is ......"

The next second.

Dead Song and the five members of the Stinged Wolves pulled banners.

"Congratulations on the awakening of the eldest brother, happy newlywed!"

Silent......

The entire ward fell silent for a long time.