My surname is Mo, my name is Mo Cheng, I have been naughty since I was a child, what marbles gyro four-wheel drive, and even Pokémon cards I have played all over, while spending my carefree childhood under the scolding of my parents, several playmates in childhood are younger than me, naturally I am the king of children, fishing and catching insects in summer, and building snowmen in snowball fights in winter are also the most precious memories of childhood for us. When I was in the third year of junior high school, my mother bought me three pulp, young and ignorant to drink a box, and then I learned that staying up late to read was not my own sudden awakening, but I couldn't sleep at all to pass the time, and I didn't know in high school that my worldview was so narrow and naïve, and I played Three Kingdoms with my roommates all night, played double buckles, and hid in the bed to read novels......

We are the last class of students before the reform of the education system, and the school stipulates that freshmen must conduct military training for one week in the first year of high school. The instructor said that he shared the blessings and hardships with us, but in fact, he pulled the female classmates in the class to chat about family life, and it was also thanks to the instructor that we didn't dare to have any ideas in the first week of school. What's even more inhumane is to let us have a show in one dormitory, singing, dancing, and performing sketches, and finally perform in front of the leaders of the whole school, so that the leaders can see the all-round development of morality, intellect and physique in our new high school year. This made a few rough men in my dormitory very difficult, even if the five tones were not complete, the rough rotten leaves had no special skills at all, which made a few of us very unhappy, and we decided to make a sketch temporarily.

The plot of the story is roughly like this, I play a mischievous elementary school student, Brother Qiu plays my father, and the fat man plays the restaurant owner. At first, I pretended to read a book on the stage now, and then asked Brother Qiu: "Dad, I want to go out in the afternoon, can you give me money to take me out to play?" ”

Brother Qiu said: "Dad has to work overtime temporarily, you finish your homework first in the morning, and I will take you out to play in the afternoon." ”

After my father, who played Brother Qiu, went out, I picked up spicy strips in my left hand and potato chips in my right hand, and started playing with the game console. When it was twelve o'clock, I called Brother Qiu: "Dad, I'm done with my homework, take me out to play." ”

Brother Qiu said on the other end of the phone: "Son, open your homework and take a look." ”

I opened my homework and saw that it was actually two hundred-yuan bills, and I was very excited, Brother Qiu continued, "Stinky boy, you haven't done your homework at all, and you want me to give you money to go out and do your homework at home in the afternoon." ”

I said happily: "The money is all in my hands, hahaha, I'm going to go out and play, too young and too simple!" ”

I walked around the stage a few times and came to a restaurant, and the fat man came out and greeted me, "What are the children eating?" ”

After I finished ordering the food, I called the fat man, "Boss, pay the bill." ”

The boss said, "It's one hundred and eighty-six yuan in total." ”

I took out two hundred-dollar bills and said, "Don't look for them." ”

He picked up the banknote and looked at it, and said to me, "Kid, yours is a counterfeit, do you have any money?" ”

I shook my head, and he saw that I couldn't help it and asked me to call my dad. I called Brother Qiu: "Dad, the money you gave me is fake, come and eat to save me." ”

"Hahaha, young man, too young and too simple," Qiu said. Then he hung up the phone. I looked at the boss in the restaurant with a confused expression. The owner took me to the bath and said, "Wash the dishes well, I don't have to go back if I can't finish washing." With my wail, the curtain ended.

Our sketch was affirmed by the instructor, and we went on the stage to show the leaders and new highs, but we played extraordinarily, and the reversal of the plot attracted everyone's laughter. In the end, our show was voted the best sketch.