Chapter 1 Freshman Report

"Squeak......

After the car stopped, the driver handsomely fiddled with the only few hairs on his head, and then turned around and shouted at the new students who picked up from the train station in the car: "Our big economic school has arrived, please get off the bus quickly and bring your own bags." Then he turned his head to a female teacher sitting next to him and said shyly: "Teacher Yu, what do you think of the one I just parked with my tail?" Isn't it handsome? And what about the arrangement for the students? ”

At this time, a female teacher dressed fashionably, wearing a ponytail and a gray sweatshirt, ignored the question of the "Guangming Ding" driver, stood up, and whispered to the students in the back seats: "Freshmen, hard work, now to the University of Economics, where you will live and study for four years, now please all the students and parents who see them off bring their bags and boxes, get off in turn, and then go to the place where you are applying for the major to report." ”

Listening to the teacher's gentle voice, I was still silent observing the teacher's back along the way, as well as the shadow of her fascinated smile just now...... Thoughts are also drifting and rippling like Zhuang Zhou's dream butterfly.

"Smack......

There was a sharp pain in the back of my head, I turned my head angrily, and was about to glare at the person who slapped me angrily, and then scolded, when I saw the other hand about to slap me in the face, I quickly jumped out of my seat, dodged the slap, and then heard a loud voice shout: "Damn, little rabbit cub, Lao Tzu sent you here to go to school, not for you to YY, take something, hurry up and go to report." ”

The person who scolded me was my father, who responded to the policy, after being laid off from the factory, had no salary income, and since then he has followed his grandfather to make money by tying paper people and selling dark coins, relying on this to support our family, and cultivating me as a college student, so my father has great expectations for me, and hopes that I can have a stable job and get an iron job after graduation.

Since my father often worked overtime when he was working in the factory at that time, I grew up with my grandfather. At that time, Grandpa was working as a paper tie and buying dark coins, as well as writing some rune paper and something to maintain his life. But I heard from my mother that my grandfather was a very powerful character in the town when he was young, and my grandfather would often tell fortunes and read feng shui at that time, and he saw it very accurately, because this grandfather was famous and the family was very wealthy. But after my grandmother gave birth to my fourth uncle, I don't know why, she began to become crazy, and sometimes she didn't even know what she was muttering, but after grandma saw her grandfather, she would only say, "Damnation." ”

Grandpa looked at grandma's appearance at the time, and didn't take it seriously, thinking that it might be because grandma didn't sit well at that time, which caused a little cold, but then when he looked at grandma like this every day, grandpa found out that the problem was serious, and then took the risk and calculated a hexagram for grandma, and found that it was really he who had missed the heavenly opportunity when he was doing these things, so this heavenly curse was made on grandma's body. Grandma also died after hanging a black cat from a tree in the middle of the night on the third night, leaving Grandpa and them ever since.

Since then, Grandpa has never shown Feng Shui to anyone and has never told fortunes.

Because of my grandmother's death, my father hated my grandfather very much, and I particularly rejected these things, but because my father was the eldest son in the family, after being laid off from the factory, he needed to take care of his three younger brothers, and my grandfather was slowly weakened because of my grandmother's death, so my father had to follow my grandfather to engage in this career, but my father resolutely did not learn the skill of fortune-telling and feng shui, which was to simply make some paper figures and dark money.

After a long time, back to the present, looking at my Lao Tzu's expression at this time, I knew that it seemed that I had been staring at other female teachers along the way, otherwise my Lao Tzu would not have had such a big reaction. In addition, when I stood in the car and shouted so loudly, everyone turned their heads to look at me.

At this time, I was naked like the emperor's new clothes under everyone's eyes, my face was red, I lowered my head and ran out of the car quickly with my luggage, when I passed by the teacher, I saw the teacher covering his mouth and laughing, looking at the teacher laughing, those eyes were like a crescent moon, and nodded from time to time, my heart began to flutter again, and then my heart began to ripple again, looking at the teacher's expression I knew it was over, and now I was targeted by other teachers, In the future, I will have small shoes to wear.

After getting out of the car, my father helped me carry the suitcase, I carried the bag, and we walked to the freshman report office together, and when we walked on the road, I complained to my father, saying, "Dad, is there a case like you?" There are so many people, don't you save some face for your kid or something? Saying that in front of so many people. ”

"Damn, do you think Lao Tzu is willing to say, since you got in the car, you have been staring at other teachers, you say you just watch, what the hell are you salivaing about? Look," I stopped, put down the box in my hand, raised my coat, and pointed to the wet place on it to show me. I looked at the piece of what looked like a map on my clothes, and didn't continue to speak, just stared thoughtfully at Lao Tzu.

My Lao Tzu glared at me, put away his coat, picked up the suitcase, kicked me, and scolded: "Daze again, dog, hurry up and report with me." With that, he walked in on his own, ignoring me again.

I stared at the saliva mark on my father's coat and kept thinking, this is my drooling? How can you form the shape of a map? Looking at the back of his father leaving, he suddenly came back to his senses, and shouted while running behind his father: "Then you can't do this, say me in front of so many people......"

And so we came to the freshman reporting point.

Now the school report requires a "one-stop" service, so all the reporting agencies in the school are concentrated in the square, at a glance, crowded, the various colleges on the site have set up tents and tables and chairs in accordance with the reporting process, and there are students from the student union in each position to receive new students and help to report, and even some older seniors when they see the arrival of beautiful students, a group of people rush up, and they are sending water and carrying bags, and they hug the students to report, and by the way, inquire about the students' majors, dormitory and other basic information.

And for male juniors like us, basically no one pays attention, and even some people will urge us to hurry up, hey, they are all freshmen, the difference is too big, but there are also some juniors who are particularly handsome around them and some of them have not yet handed themselves over to take care of.

When I came to the reporting point of my college, I suddenly found that I was actually chatting with a person, and I didn't go to the place I designated to report.

My Lao Tzu saw me coming, then waved his hand, walked to my father, and when I came to my father's side, my father said, "Say hello to your Uncle Liu." ”

"Uncle Liu is so !!"

"Okay, don't be so polite, it's really not easy for your dad to come here this time, the two of us haven't seen each other for more than ten years, this time you were admitted to university, and it just happened for me to meet your dad......" Uncle Liu waved his hand and said.

Uncle Liu took me and my son to the college I applied for, and at this time, a thin and tall student quickly got up from his seat, and then ran over, ignoring us, just ran directly to Uncle Liu, bent over and said, "Professor Liu, is there anything wrong with you coming here?" ”

Uncle Liu glanced at the student, then pointed at me and said, "This is my friend's child, come to our school to report, you look at it and help me go through the enrollment procedures or something." ”

"Okay, Professor Liu, don't worry, I'll take him with me."

Uncle Liu pointed to the tall and thin student at this time and said, "Ziyang, you follow this senior brother and let him take you through the admission procedures, I will sit in my office with your father, you finish the formalities, let him take you over, we will go to dinner together, and your aunt will go directly to the place to eat after work later." ”

"Hey, okay, I see, Uncle Liu."

"Little rabbit cub, follow the formalities with other people's senior brothers, don't always stare at other people's female teachers, do you hear, little bastard, be diligent." I said it in front of these people.

Hearing this, black lines kept pouring out of my head, and I replied, "Got it, Dad, can you not do this." But I thought in my heart: "You are my son, don't you know that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked?" ”

Hey, who made you my old man.

"Don't worry, uncle, I will help your child with the formalities." The tall and thin student helped me pick up the box on the ground and said to me.

Looking at this scene, my Lao Tzu nodded, and then followed Uncle Liu to his office.

At this time, the tall and thin student came up and asked me: "Welcome, new classmate, my name is Ma Jinbo, and I am now a sophomore student of the Civil and Commercial College. ”

"Hello, senior, my name is Zhao Ziyang." I said politely to the senior.

"Ahem, what's polite, you're welcome, I'm one level older than you, I'll take you to report now, and then take you to the dormitory, and finally take you to Professor Liu's office."

"Uh-huh, okay!"

After that, Ma Jinbo began to take me through the procedures at various formalities in schools and colleges.

In the process of processing, Ma Jinbo asked me about Uncle Liu, and since it was the first time I had met such a person, I didn't say much. But through chatting, I learned that Ma Jinbo is a student of the Civil and Commercial Institute, and Uncle Liu is a particularly famous graduate tutor of the Civil and Commercial Institute.

Hey, seeing that this kid has such great ambitions just after going to college, and he can work so hard, so I told him later, it's okay, if Uncle Liu has something to do in the future, I will take you with me, and the rest will depend on you.

"Well, with your words, brother, I'll wait for you to finish your report and invite you to drink." Ma Jinbo said with a happy look.

In this way, I was not like other students, carrying large bags and small bags to various processing points, but I completed everything smoothly.

It seems that there are people in the DPRK who are good officials, no wonder my high school teacher Ming Ming said to us seriously at that time: "When all of you enter the university campus, you will find that the university is also a small society, and you will have to learn all kinds of routines." ”