"Whew! Yesterday seems to have been out of shape? ”

Yang Mobai, who was lying on the bed, pillowed his left hand behind his head, and held his mobile phone in his right hand to flip the penguin space aimlessly, and the scene of yesterday's incident echoed in his mind.

"It's good that only the fat man knows!"

With a long breath, Yang Mobai's brows relaxed slightly, anyway, he and Wei Yiming can be regarded as friends who grew up wearing a pair of open crotch pants, what kind of embarrassment has not been seen by the other party, I don't care about this more time!

Moreover, Yang Mobai could pat his chest and guarantee that with Wei Yiming's brain capacity, he hadn't figured out why he was like this.

The truth is as Yang Mobai expected, last night accompanied Yang Mobai down from the rooftop, after opening a few black handfuls in his room, after begging Mr. Xu to give his mother a message, Wei Yiming went back happily, and didn't even take away the bag of peanuts that hadn't been touched yet.

And it wasn't until the kid walked home, and when his mother asked how Yang Mobai was, he suddenly woke up that he still didn't seem to know what happened to Yang Mobai!

"Could it be that you are out of love?"

Immediately shook his head and vetoed his conjecture, Wei Yiming decided not to dwell on this matter anymore, anyway, he had already determined that Yang Mobai would not be able to think for a while that it was enough to jump off the rooftop, as for the rest, let him go!

Thinking so, Wei Yiming, who returned to his room, happily picked up his laptop from the bedside and began to call Tang Yu's cutie to play games with him!

However, Tang Daqingsheng has long been unable to protect himself, how can he have time to pay attention to him!

"Hey, sister-in-law, why don't you go in and chat with my dad......"

After finally solving the fluffy duck head, Tang Yu thought that he was about to escape, who knew that the road was one foot high, and the magic was one foot high.

Seeing that the duck was ready, Grandpa Tang didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he jumped out coldly and said, "The second child has been in Xianlin for so many years, and they want to eat dumplings for the New Year, right?" Yu Wazi, you also went to Xianlin to study, you can wrap it, right? ”

was asked by Grandpa Tang, Tang Yu was almost dumbfounded, he went to study, not to open a restaurant, and has a half-dime relationship with making dumplings?

I just wanted to reply that it wouldn't come.

As a result, Grandpa Tang didn't want to listen to Tang Yu's explanation at all, and the crutches in his hand slammed into the ground, patted the dragon's head, and set it.

Yes, it was settled, maybe in the old man's heart, Tang Yu, who went to Xianlin City and lived there for more than half a year, was already a half-legged northerner.

Well, it must be like this.

Glancing at the mother who was very cooperative and handed him a cutting board and a piece of pork belly, Tang Yu had no choice but to pick up the kitchen knife and obediently chop up the meat filling.

During this time, Tang Wan's family arrived more than an hour earlier than expected, which made Grandpa Tang very happy.

"What do you have to say to your father, it used to be a stuffy oil bottle, and now it's an old stuffy oil bottle, I still have more common words with you."

As she spoke, Tang Wan gently lifted the strand of hair that hung down to her eyes with her hand, slowly pulled over a bench, sat in front of Tang Yu, and watched him chop meat with a smile.

This picture is very beautiful, but Tang Yu doesn't feel happy at all, if the mushroom cool in front of him is a different person, such as Mo Qingqing, Yin Yue or something, then Tang Yu's commotion will definitely escape everywhere unscrupulously, and then goose!

Little white flower or anything, there is a beautiful snake in front of me, or the kind that eats people and doesn't spit out bones!

"Goblin, go eat my grandfather......"

Moaning secretly, Tang Yu begged for mercy with a bitter face.

"Sister-in-law, don't look at me with such a smile, I'm panicking!"

"Hmph, I still know I'm afraid!"

has always maintained the smile of that beautiful snake, Tang Wan also felt tired and panicked, seeing Tang Yu begging for mercy, she stopped pretending, snorted coldly, raised her right hand to his head and directly greeted him.

"You can too, my class, if you don't listen well in class, forget it, and if you don't review well at the end of the semester, you dare to take the test with a score of 59! Smash my sign, huh? ”

Tang Wan's words made Tang Yu's right hand holding the kitchen knife stagnate, and he didn't bother to rub the back of his head, and hurriedly looked around, seeing that his mother was still a hundred meters away from the two of them, thinking that he hadn't heard the conversation, and squeezed out an ugly smile at Tang Wan with a shy old face.

"Hey, hey, what, sister-in-law, you're not going to watch me fail, are you!?"

"Do you think I'm the kind of person who cheats for personal gain?"

Pouting, a smile appeared on Tang Wan's good-looking face, but unfortunately this scene was purely crocodile tears in Tang Yu's eyes at this time.

"It's over, it's over, it's over, it's really failed? How can I tell my mother to make sure I don't get killed? Damn Tang Wan, I'll hack you to death! Hack you!! ”

Although Tang Yu's face turned pale, he still held on to his death, and quickly made up these seemingly perfect reasons in his mind, but in fact they couldn't stand scrutiny at all, and he didn't stop in his hands, and the kitchen knife chopping meat was more ruthless than the other.

"What, do you want to cut me?"

As if she had seen Tang Yu's mind clearly, Tang Wan's lips opened slightly, revealing her signature sweet smile.

"Ahem, cough, how can I, am I that kind of person, I'm just thinking about how to take the make-up exam with a score of 59, how can I copy it...... Belch! ”

Sure enough, if you say too much, you will lose it, accidentally Tang Yu actually said the true thoughts in his heart, and only when he was finished did he react, it was not only his sister-in-law in front of him, but also his high math teacher!

"It's a long life, it's a long life!"

"It seems that I really should talk to my sister-in-law about it! When I went to college, I let myself go, with your ability to be the top student in Bashu's liberal arts, even if you are poor in partial mathematics, you won't give me a failing exam! ”

Hearing this, Tang Wan glanced at Tang Yu fiercely.

"Don't, sister-in-law, I was wrong, but don't tell my mother, otherwise I'll have to be beaten out of my!"

Obediently, do you think that with Tang Yu's character, how did the name of Bashu Champion come about?

You try your mom holding a kitchen knife around your neck, can you pass the test? Don't want your head?

"Do you know you're scared? I'll be staring at you next semester! ”

Stretched out two fingers and gestured in front of his eyes, and then aimed them at Tang Yu's eyes.

Looking at each other, Tang Yu seemed to see a huge head flying in Tang Wan's eyes under the cold knife light~

That arc is so beautiful!

It didn't matter if Tang Yu was wet with cold sweat or not, anyway, Tang Wan was happy, so she smiled, and slowly stood up with her hands on her knees.

"Chop it well, add some shiitake mushrooms, I want to eat shiitake mushroom pork filling, thank you!"

"Find a formula for you to write correctly, make up a ......"

Tears in my eyes, yes!

Tang Yu didn't know what to say for a while, sure enough, there are always two women behind a successful man!

An old mother with a knife holder on her neck, and a sister-in-law with a scope aimed at your eyebrows!

"I'm so hard!"