Chapter 385: Killing the Yin and Yang Corpse
"No!
"Don't kill me, as long as you don't kill me, I will preach you as Lord and listen to you in everything, even if you want my body. ”
Watching Yang Feng take out a bottle and pour it on a willow branch, smelling the smell of blood emitted in the bottle, the yin and yang corpse understood, this is black dog blood! If this willow branch is drenched with black dog blood and then aimed at his head, then he will die!
In a hurry, the yin and yang corpse turned into a frightened female voice shouted, and there was a hint of bewitchment in her voice, which made Yang Feng's hand holding the bottle tremble.
Your sister!
Don't you want to be so disgusting with me! Why don't you die because you want to attract me to this super bus?
The corners of Yang Feng's mouth twitched a few times, looked at the frightened yin and yang corpse, and said seriously: "I'm sorry that you are too ugly, I don't like it, ugly refusal!"
What the heck?
The Yin Yang Corpse was dumbfounded, what kind of excuse is this.
"You're fooling me!"
A few seconds later, the Yin Yang Corpse became angry and yelled.
Yang Feng walked over with a smile, "Yes, I'm just playing with you, just like you are playing with others, don't run out and harm men and women along the way." Actually, I admire you very much, whether you are cold or cold, you are terrible!
"I'm dead, and I won't want you to be better!!"
Looking at the willow branch yin and yang corpse that was getting closer and closer to his head because of the black dog's blood, he screamed angrily.
Bursts of light began to shine on its body again, how could Yang Feng, who had suffered a loss, let it succeed, the willow branch stabbed down like lightning, instantly penetrating its head, making it pause when it wanted to explode.
It's nice to self-destruct and then resume the idea, but am I going to be fooled?
At the beginning, he was made to death by the self-explosion of Qin's corpse, and Yang Feng didn't want to be indecisive at a critical moment and cause himself to be injured again.
Although the positive strength of this yin and yang corpse is not strong, it does not mean that his self-explosion power is not great, but his body is the biggest disadvantage of a cultivator.
"Wow!"
A large amount of thunder and lightning passed down Yang Feng's hand to the willow branch and entered the body of the Yin Yang Corpse, only to see that the body of the Yin and Yang Corpse instantly became swollen, like a balloon that had been blown up.
Yang Feng quickly retreated, and after coming to a safe position, he snapped his fingers as he learned from the supervillain in a certain movie.
Rumble!!!
It was as if the yin and yang corpse of the balloon exploded, and its body was blown into powder, and it was wishful thinking that it was wishful thinking to be resurrected, Yang Feng directly cut off its vitality, and the minced meat that he nailed to the ground with willow branches turned into a fishy smell and the unpleasant water penetrated into the ground.
"Ahem, what kind of material is this thing made of, and why does rotten meat stink after turning into water?"
Yang Feng covered his nose and ran far away until he felt the smell dissipate, but it didn't seem to be over yet.
"I can't run away. ”
Yang Feng sprinkled a few ignition talismans and threw them at the place where the corpse exploded, and with a burst of screams, he thought again, this yin and yang corpse's camouflage escape ability is really strong, and the body is gone, and the soul is not dead.
It's a pity that this trick can be hidden from others, but it can't be hidden from Yang Feng, because he has a system in his hand, and the system knows best whether the yin and yang corpse is dead or not.
"Ah, I won't let you go, no!"
The soul of the Yin and Yang corpse was burned by Yang Feng little by little, and there was nothing left of the ashes.
"Ding, kill the Yin and Yang corpse to get 20,000 merit points. ”
When the soul of the yin and yang corpse was shattered by the burned soul flying, the system's prompt sound came out, and a yin and yang corpse actually had a merit income of 20,000 yuan, which looked very good.
This house is uninhabitable for a short period of time, and the surrounding stench is beyond Yang Feng's expectations, he himself couldn't imagine that the yin and yang corpses would stink so much, now Yang Feng feels that he is about to be smoked and vomited.
Shaking his head, Yang Feng extinguished the charcoal in the brazier and closed the door of the room, which was nothing of value anyway.
I often send people to check, and I am not afraid that someone will deliberately destroy the house, and the smelly people around me can't stand it, who will come here to make a fuss?
I can't stand it!
Yang Feng waved his hand and left quickly, he felt that he was all stinky.
Go home and take a shower!
"Husband!"
"Boss!!"
Yang Feng quickly returned home, and the group of people happily surrounded him when they saw him coming back late at night, and raised his hand to block them before they could get close, Yang Feng.
"Don't say anything, the yin and yang corpses are wiped out, let me take a bath first, and then eat something, it stinks to death!"
After speaking, Yang Feng rushed directly to the bathroom and started to take a bath, whether it was cold or hot, and at the same time asked Ren Tingting to get a change of clothes for herself.
As for the clothes he was wearing, he was directly thrown into the trash can by Yang Feng, and he didn't want this clothes.
"Annihilated!"
Ferguson slumped limply on the couch, and after a few seconds let out an excited and eerie laugh, God knows how much pressure he was under, now that the Yin Yang corpse was finally dead.
It's good to be dead!
Now there is finally no need to worry about it, among a group of people, only Ferguson has this mentality, and his wife is not there, mainly because he has basically never been in contact with these messes, and he doesn't know the horror of yin and yang corpses.
He Yingqiu and Ma Jingdong were originally exorcists, even if they were not the opponents of the Yin and Yang Corpse, they would not have the ability to resist at all, and naturally they would not be too afraid.
Ren Tingting and others have long been accustomed to it, and there are countless demons and monsters killed by Yang Feng over the years, and there is nothing strange about a yin and yang corpse, although the yin and yang corpse is the first time it has appeared.
The yin and yang corpse is a monster, and it is the same as Shi Shaojian, who was refined into a corpse demon by his own Lao Tzu Shi Jian, and most of these things are artificially refined, so it is normal to have a small number, and it looks like ghosts, zombies or something everywhere.
Demons are like giant pandas with demons and monsters, it is not an exaggeration at all, the number of monsters killed by Yang Feng is less than one slap, which is enough to show the scarcity of these things.
Ferguson laughed as if he was crazy, clenched his fists, and stomped on the floor so hard that a group of people looked at him with strange expressions, but don't get any madness, we can't treat it.
"Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm excited, the boss is hungry, I'm going to order food, everyone wants to eat, I'll treat you!"
Seeing that everyone was looking at themselves with the eyes of a madman, Ferguson's old face turned red and coughed, and the Caucasian blushed and obviously couldn't hide it, Ferguson coughed and wanted to change the topic.
"How to order my husband who likes to eat hot pot"
Xiaoshuang said very bluntly to make Ferguson embarrassed, you can't let someone else's boss deliver the pot base and vegetables to your house, Ferguson was a little dumbfounded.
Fortunately, his wife helped him resolve the embarrassment and said to everyone in relatively broken Chinese: "Let's all go to eat hot pot together, okay?"
It's almost word for word, so it's not unreasonable for Yang Feng to praise Ferguson's high level of Chinese.
"This can be there. ”
Yang Feng just got dressed and walked out to express his approval, and he ate a roast chicken all day and only took a few bites before he was interrupted by the Yin Yang corpse.
"I'm hungry, let's go eat together, it's a celebration. Hot pot, let's go!"
A group of people immediately nodded and agreed to get dressed, went to a 24-hour hot pot restaurant that Yang Feng liked very much, ordered a large private room, sat down and eat.
There are too many people in the hall to sit down, unless it is divided into two tables, only a large private room can be used, fortunately, the business will do business, considering that there are too many people to sit down, it is not good to sit in a large private room, so I got a relatively large pot to take care of people with short hands.
"Uncle Shi, is that Yin Yang corpse very powerful? Can you tell me about the battle process?"
He Yingqiu began to learn from Yang Feng, and before Yang Feng could speak, Ma Jingdong poured himself a glass of beer.
"Let's go?"
Yang Feng was stunned for a moment, and the others were also stunned, everyone knew that Yang Feng almost didn't drink beer, and the occasional little bit of white wine was basically a glass of red wine, but it was too strange to eat hot pot and drink red wine.
"Well, let's go one. To the surprise of a group of people, Yang Feng did not refuse, poured himself a cup and walked away with the horse jingle, and said to the others: "Come on, I just didn't want to drink it before, don't be surprised." ”
Yang Feng decisively put down the cup and ate it when he saw everyone looking at him, put down the chopsticks, briefly organized the language, and said, "In fact, it can be invulnerable than the bronze armor corpse, it just seems that it is relatively poorly cleaned up, so I threw a purple thunder talisman and blew it into pieces." As a result, the body of this thing was blown up, and it could continue to be combined and recovered, so I had to nail his body with a willow branch, and it blew itself up, trying to pull me into the water, and after the self-explosion, the soul was still hiding on the ground, and ordinary people really couldn't find it. ”
In order not to disgust everyone, Yang Feng simply said it again, and said a more harmonious version, if the real version is said, it is estimated that everyone will have no appetite for supper.
"In general, I'm a rookie, if I meet you, it will be very difficult, your strength is still too weak, understand?"
"I didn't expect that against the Yin and Yang corpses, willow branches would be so effective. ”
He Yingqiu felt that he had learned another trick, and Ma Dingdong was even more eye-opening, and their Ma family did not have so many strange Taoist skills.
"It's just as useful against zombies as it is against ghosts, but you have to know that it's useless to deal with certain things with willow branches, but it's not bad for the most part, even if you can't fight zombies, you can hurt them with wooden pegs made of willow and mahogany. Okay, let's eat, let's not talk about that. ”
After speaking, Yang Feng picked up the chopsticks and continued to fight, ignoring the others, he was really hungry, not joking, he ate his stomach first.
"I feel like I don't even know how to write a report when I go back. ”
Ferguson drank his beer vigorously and shook his head with a wry smile.
As long as you encounter an incident related to the supernatural, it is difficult to write a report, even if the people above know that there is something unclean doing things, but it is one thing to know that it is one thing, and whether the report can be included is another matter.
You can't always write in the report that there are zombies and ghosts making trouble, right?
Writing such a report is the most headache, and I can't help it!
In the face of Ferguson, who had a headache, a group of people could only innocently say that they couldn't help it, you can do it yourself, anyway, this is what you are good at.
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