After getting started, I found out that this job is not something that anyone can do, and I don't know whether the craftsman who made the coffin is too picky, or the raw materials are really so scarce, this layer of paint is thin like paper, I am afraid that the wood chips will affect the effect, so I must be very careful when scraping the paint, I am tired of working for a long time and my back hurts and my neck is stiff, and I look down to see that I have scraped less than one or two.

I looked up and pinched the two big tendons on the back of my neck and sighed, saying that at this rate, it would be good to be able to go out before New Year's Day!

As soon as I finished talking, I heard a sound behind me, and when I turned around, I found that it was Liu Yunsheng who woke up, and was sitting there with a blank face, and it was the first time I saw how he was not awake, and his eyes were blank like a cat that had just woken up.

"Awake?" I said hello and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, pretending to be casual and tentatively asked, "What is the relationship between you and Kiko?" When you were unconscious just now, a 'rich, rich' screamed non-stop. ”

A trace of panic flashed on Liu Yunsheng's face, but he quickly returned to normal, rubbed his face and replied vaguely: "Is it?" I don't remember, maybe I need her help in my dreams, right? ”

"Oh?" I raised my eyebrows, put down the knife and put my arms around his shoulders and smiled evilly: "Everyone is a man, it's boring for you to hide it like this, and Fugui'er's girl is not bad, but she usually wears a little makeup, and she looks good after removing her makeup...... Eh, why are you going? ”

Liu Yunsheng walked to the coffin and began to scrape the paint without waiting for me to finish, and said lightly without looking back: "We are just ordinary friends, don't think about those who don't have it, let's work quickly." ”

I listened to his calm tone, not like a weak heart, I couldn't help but twitch a mouth in my heart, people are the least vigilant when they just wake up, as long as they find the right question, maybe they can ask some key clues, but unfortunately I just found the wrong point, and wasted a good opportunity to find the truth!

After being depressed for a while, I also came to the coffin and began to scrape the paint, and continued to ask along with the topic just now: "Then what do you think?" Liu Jie and Yang Lili, the two girls are also interesting to you, which one do you choose? How rude is it to hang someone? ”

Liu Yunsheng silently ignored me, I gently bumped him with my shoulder and gossiped: "I promise not to tell others?" Can you tell me about it? ”

Liu Yunsheng continued to be silent, and I realized that he didn't want to answer, but he didn't think about this question at all, although he often used his appearance to deceive women of all ages, but it was all to find out information, I have known him for so long, I really haven't seen him show strong enthusiasm for any opposite sex.

Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a tightness in the middle and back of my body, moved two steps to the side, and looked at Liu Yunsheng vigilantly: "You can't be a glass, right?" ”

Liu Yunsheng's movements slammed, the blade almost cut into his fingers, his dark eyes stared at me for a while, and suddenly sighed with complicated emotions, and then continued to scrape the paint seriously, I looked at it with a confused face, I don't know what his eyes mean, admit it or deny? Even if you nod your head, it's better than giving me a look!

I'm thinking about it here, and Liu Yunsheng has already scraped a lot of paint over there, carefully picked out the impurities and put it on a wooden board, and took half of my sleeve soaked in water and twisted it into it and began to mix the paint.

Liu Yunsheng's hand is very steady, a finger-long small wooden stick seems to have life in his hand, drawing arcs in the lacquer powder, from the inside to the outside and then from the outside to the inside, even the corners and corners are not missing, watching him work is simply the enjoyment of obsessive-compulsive patients!

"Doing a spa in the tomb, we are also the first people in ancient and modern times, right?"

I made a joke to make myself less nervous, but Liu Yunsheng ignored me, and looked up at me after adjusting the paint paste and testing the viscosity: "Take off your clothes." ”

I was wondering if he was glass, and when I heard this, I was immediately frightened, and I reacted when I saw the coffin paint in his hand, and hurriedly coughed twice to hide the embarrassment.

In fact, I don't have anything to take off, half of my sleeves have been taken to Liu Yunsheng as a towel, and there is only a pair of shorts left on my body, just thrown to the side, Liu Yunsheng walked over with the coffin paint: "It may hurt a little later, you better be mentally prepared." ”

I nodded and said in my heart, why do the more I listen, the more I deviate? Liu Yunsheng has already smeared the coffin paint on me, sticky and greasy and a little cool, except for a little awkward when applied to the itchy place, there is no other special feeling, but I know that this is just a prelude, the real big head is still behind, when I think of Liu Yunsheng's eyes just now, I can't help but get goosebumps.

Liu Yunsheng applied it very carefully, even in the hair and eyelids, and when he finished applying, I changed from a descendant of Yan and Huang to a big African brother, and it was the kind with a bright face.

Liu Yunsheng asked me to go to the fire to dry the paint film, and he went to the other side of the coffin to continue scraping the paint, and after a while, he suddenly came out and asked me, "Do you need me to knock you out?" ”

"No, you don't! Isn't it just a spa? Master can stand it! "I waved my big hand and was full of arrogance, in fact, I knew that it would be useless to faint I'm afraid, otherwise Liu Yunsheng could have knocked himself unconscious just now, and there was no need to grit his teeth and carry it.

As the saying goes, "pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning", I have been traveling south and north for so many years, but I never expected that the slap in the face would come so quickly!

Just as I finished pretending, the scalp on the back of my head suddenly itched like a pinprick! As soon as the phrase "slot" came to his mouth, the top of his head, neck and face all itched, and then his body began to itch sharply, as if there were 10,000 needles in every pore that were taking turns to pierce them!

I had hives once when I was a child, and the itchy feeling was maddening, and I still remember it vividly, once upon a time I thought it was the most painful feeling in the world, but now it seems that I am still too young, compared to the pain and itching feeling now, hives are a little brother!

I originally thought that I could hold on for two or three minutes, but I didn't even stand up for three seconds and fell to the ground screaming, subconsciously raised my hand to scratch it, but was caught by someone before it touched the skin, and in desperation, I heard Liu Yunsheng say urgently: "Hold on!" It's useless to scratch the paint film! ”

"Hold on to your uncle! me out! I shouted this sentence with almost all my strength, and then I felt a pain in my head and passed out.

A second before my consciousness dissipated, I thought that when I woke up, everything would be settled, but God seemed to be specifically trying to mock my innocence, and I woke up in the pain and itching torture after just a few seconds of comfort, and after a few seconds of coma, all my senses seemed to be clearer than before!