"Dididi!"

The penguin's classic cue sound non-stop, Yang Mobai, wearing a vest and big pants, sat cross-legged on the computer chair, and a plate of cut watermelons was placed on the table.

Not far from him stood an upright electric fan, squeaking and spinning tirelessly.

At this time, Yang Mobai was holding a popsicle stick in his mouth, looking at the screen stupidly.

Since Yang Mobai took an afternoon of scriptures from Wu Yi half a month ago, he has understood his goal for four years of college.

After finishing and concentrating with Wei Yiming's little fat man, Yang Mobai generally understood the necessary operations to enter the university, and then realized that there was a professional group.

According to the guidance of our Dean of Wei University, Yang Mobai searched on the official website of Xianlin University for a long time and found a group of all the professional penguins listed on the announcement.

After getting the number, Yang Mobai couldn't wait to apply to join, but what made him want to complain was that the administrator's response was a little slow, and he couldn't pass his application as soon as possible.

But then I think about it, it's the end of July, and it's time for the university to take a vacation, and it's really unrealistic to ask people to be on call 24 hours a day during the summer vacation.

After happily looking forward to it for several days, Yang Mobai finally successfully joined the penguin colony called "Funny Concentration Camp" last week.

Although this is their professional group of 14-level industry and commerce in Xianlin University, the name of the group does make Yang Mobai want to continue to complain.

"I'm obviously very serious, okay, what's the joke?"

After entering the group, he learned that the group leader was a senior, Yang Mobai and they called him "class assistant", it is said that the school sent to help the new students make the transition and provide guidance for the new students in college life.

And it wasn't until later that he learned that this unserious group name was given by Bansuke's girlfriend, and they continued to use it.

Since the counselor hasn't joined the group yet, the seniors, how to say it, are also peers, and across the screen, they don't know who is who, and the new friends in the group are very open, even if it's a girl!

No, the penguin avatar flashed non-stop, and the group was already lively.

……

"Drop, student card! Going to drive? I haven't fastened my seatbelt yet! ”

This is a guy with the screen name "Magician in White", who only joined the group this morning, and this will have been swiping the screen for four hours, Yang Mobai really admires him, he is so good, and the topic is not the same for a few hours.

"What kind of car to drive, don't drive! In white clothes, you beware that the class assistant comes out to give you a set of supreme forbidden words! ”

Resolutely can't let the "white-clothed magician" drag racing, Yang Mobai has experienced it in the morning, once the "white-clothed magician" steps on the accelerator, the yellow jokes are one by one, he is really afraid of attracting river crab beasts.

"This is a car bound for kindergarten, please get out of the car in Baiyi!"

Followed by Yang Mobai stepping on the brakes in time was a little friend with the nickname "I am ATM", this person is also one of the pioneer officers in the daily water group army, before the "white-clothed magician" entered the group, the best thing to say belonged to him.

What impressed Yang Mobai was not only his cannon-like typing speed, but also his screen name "I am ATM".

According to Yang Mobai's guess, it should mean "I am Ultraman"!

Well, it's impossible to say if it's the reincarnation of an ATM.

"Bansuke, give me an administrator, okay!"

Only then did he stop the mouth of the "magician in white", and this "stupid Ah Hua" jumped out again, and also stopped by Aite to help them.

This wave of operations immediately made the "white-clothed magician" who was ready to fight Yang Mobai and his two pairs die down.

Those two are just talking, there is so much news, Ban Zhu is really not necessarily watching, he can rest assured that he is blowing it.

But this Ah Hua is so immortal and directly Aite, this off-duty assistant will definitely be bubbling, so it's better to shut up in time.

Seeing Ah Hua bubbling, Yang Mobai immediately smiled.

This Ah Hua is also wonderful, from the first day she joined the group, she wanted to be an administrator, as long as she was bubbling, she would say three words before and after.

"Bansuke, give me an administrator, okay!"

"Bansuke, I'm going to be an administrator!"

"Ban Help, ask for management!"

This brain circuit is simply unsolvable!

In an instant, there was another enthusiasm for typing, Yang Mobai struggled the computer chair, leaned forward, and stretched out his hand to crackle on the keyboard.

"Ah Hua is here to ask for management again, don't struggle, Master Banzhu won't pay attention to you!"

What answered Yang Mobai was the aggrieved expression of the "white-clothed magician" and the sentence "Ban Zhu, kneel and beg!" ”

Well, three sentences are not separated from the administrator.

"I don't remember my screen name and joined this group."

Yang Mobai still wanted to tease, but a line of gray fonts suddenly appeared in the middle of the chat interface, and when he looked closely, there was another newcomer.

"Ah, there's a newcomer here, this screen name is very personal!"

The welcome ceremony has always been very grand, and before Yang Mobai finished reading the newcomer's information, the group had already begun to swipe the screen.

"Welcome newcomers!"

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!"

"It seems that my big business family has expanded again!"

"Our goal is the sea of stars!"

"Wow, there's another little sister here!"

"Where is the young lady, Hu Jian's fellow countryman has wood?"

Seeing that someone had joined the group again, and it seemed that she was still a young lady, the "white-clothed magician" who had just been frightened by Ah Hua's act of summoning Ban Zhu was suddenly excited, and a sound came out, and the news was one after another.

"Brothers, isn't it time to welcome the package!"

For the initiative issued by the "magician in white", the wolves responded gladly.

"I just want it!"

"Little sister, when you enter the countryside, you have to follow the customs, the rules of the group, let's blow up the photos!"

That's what Ultraman said.

"Flash+1"

"Flash+2"

"Flash+3"

……

"I'm very disappointed in you, I don't have any gentlemanly demeanor at all, how can people just join the group, and they don't even introduce themselves to make people take photos, it's really undeserved."

Turning off the data card of "I don't think of my screen name", looking at the message prompt of 99+ minutes on the screen, Yang Mobai gave a strong condemnation and solemn protest to everyone's hungry performance, but while condemning, his hand involuntarily pressed a few keys on the keyboard.

"Flash+10086"

It's really a habitual action, and Yang Mobai doesn't want to.

Xu is enthusiasm of the wolves is too great, and the young lady who has joined the group has not bubbled for a while.

"Ah, is this diving?"

The "Magician in White" sent out an emoji avatar scratching his head.

"That's not to blame you, like a hungry wolf!"

"I'm ATM" backhand is a white-eyed avatar.

Seeing that the two chatters were about to start fighting each other again, at this moment, the young lady called "I don't remember the screen name" before put a photo in the group without saying a word.

This photo came down, and it instantly set off a wave of screen swiping.