Chapter 27: You Can't Eat

As she spoke, she threw the remaining half of the lychee into her mouth and was about to swallow it.

Lu Wenmiao's eyes were quick, and he pinched her jaw: "Spit it out." ”

Bai Zisu was taken aback by his gloomy momentum, thinking that he was going to grab food, so he quickly pursed his mouth and shook his head.

What a dog thing, even the food she eats to her mouth has to be robbed?

Seeing that she pursed her mouth desperately, Lu Wenmiao's face darkened, and she ordered her in a cold voice: "Open your mouth." ”

Bai Zisu shook her head vigorously, she didn't want it. Why spit out the delicious taste you can eat!

Seeing that she was about to swallow, Lu Wenmiao was angry, and simply forced her to open her mouth with a slight force in his hand. The other hand slapped behind her and beat the lychee skin out of her mouth.

Seeing that all the lychee skins fell to the ground, Lu Wenmiao quickly let go of her.

The people around him also breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing Jing Ji behind her holding a pipa in her hand, most of the guests thought that she was a member of the workshop who was invited to play at the wedding banquet. No one questioned her why she was sitting here, and she didn't think it was strange that she didn't know Lychee.

It's just that I couldn't help but take a few more glances at this lady who had never seen the world, and shook her head funny.

"What do you do?" Bai Zisu choked and coughed, looked at the delicacy on the ground with tears in his eyes, and glared at him hatefully.

"You deserve this, too?" Lu Wenmiao said coldly, impatiently took out a plain handkerchief, and slowly wiped off the lychee juice on his hands.

Bai Zisu was lying on the ground, staring at the lychee shell that she spit out, mourning silently. Hearing him say this, he turned his head and said angrily: "Didn't you tell me to eat!" ”

"I'm telling you to serve me and peel off the lychees." Lu Wenmiao frowned and glanced at her.

"Peel off?"

Bai Zisu was stunned for a moment, this still has to be peeled off and eaten?

I couldn't help but stare at the lychee skin on the ground for a while. Don't you say, can't you eat this? But the inner wall of this shell is also sweet, if you don't lick it, won't it be wasted?

Seeing that she was still like a kitten, lying there on her stomach, how indecent. Lu Wenmiao's face suddenly became a little ugly, and as soon as he scooped her up, he scolded in a low voice: "What kind of system is it that is crooked." ”

"Physique, system, everything is system." Bai Zisu hummed unconvinced.

Seeing her angry, Lu Wenmiao felt a little helpless, and reached out and took a lychee from the plate.

Bai Zisu saw that he took another one, and his eyes were fixed on his white and slender fingers. I saw him pinch it gently, and the lychee shell instantly cracked from the middle, and in three or two clicks, a small round ball appeared in front of her.

Unlike the outer shell, the inner fruit is extremely smooth, crystal clear in the sun, and watery, like a dew drop that has not yet evaporated in the morning.

Just looking at it, Bai Zisu could think of the sweet taste of Fang Cai, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

However, Lu Wenmiao didn't prepare to give it to her, so he picked it up and sent it to his mouth.

"Huh." Bai Zisu hurriedly stopped him: "You can't eat it." ”

"How?" Lu Wenmiao raised his eyebrows.

"Husband's body is so expensive, how can things be imported casually, what if there is a problem." Bai Zisu's face was anxious and sincere.

"Oh?" Lu Wenmiao hooked the corners of his lips and squinted at her: "Then you say, what should I do?" ”

When Bai Zisu heard him ask, he immediately changed into a righteous and Ling Ran appearance: "You...... Before you eat it, let the concubine test the poison herself! As long as it is for you, the concubine is willing to sacrifice herself heroically! Go to the soup and fight the fire, and never give up! ”

As he spoke, Bai Zisu stretched out his sacred little hand and took the lychee fruit from him.

Excited hearts, trembling hands.

However, just as his fingertips were about to touch the fruit, Lu Wenmao withdrew his hand backwards. Bai Zisu's little hand fluttered like that.

glanced at him aggrievedly, and saw him smiling: "Haven't you tasted one before?" Since I didn't poison you, I guess this lychee should be fine. ”

"That doesn't count." Bai Zisu shook his head vigorously and leaned in front of him, blinking with a pair of eyes as bright as lychees.

"I vomited it all out, and I didn't eat it in my stomach, how can I know if it's poisonous?"

"Well, that seems to make sense." Lu Wenmiao tried to press the corners of his lips, but the corners of his lips seemed to be disobedient, even if he pursed hard, he still couldn't stop rising.

"It makes sense, people are so rare that you have to protect you by risking yourself. As long as you are safe and sound, the concubine is willing to be crazy for you, crazy for you, and bang against the wall for you! ”

Bai Zisu pinched his sleeve with a smile, and Lu Wenmiao seemed to be able to see a fox tail behind him, wagging it vigorously.

If you don't wagging your tail, your saliva will drip down.

"Hmm......" Lu Wenmiao deliberately lengthened his voice, paused for a while, and then said slowly: "Then you can try it." ”

"Gotcha!" Bai Zisu seemed to hear an order.

Before Lu Wenmiao could react, with a "whoosh", the lychee on his fingertips disappeared out of thin air.

Vanish...... Lost ......

Looking at Bai Zisu again, he had already quickly lifted a corner of the gauze curtain and quickly stuffed the lychee fruit into his mouth.

After two bites, Bai Zisu had a touching expression that had lost his bones. Seeing that Lu Wenmiao even suspected that there was some terrible medicine in this lychee, he unconsciously twisted his brows.

"Wow, it's so delicious that your tongue can't even carry!" Bai Zisu burst into tears: "It's good to be alive." ”

Looking at the person next to him, he actually peeled one with his beautiful hands.

"Wait!"

"What?" Lu Wenmiao couldn't cry or laugh, wanting to see what else she could arrange.

"It's not in good condition." Bai Zisu stared at the round little thing, serious.

"There's a little hole in this one. As the saying goes, it is easy to get water when there is a pit in the brain, and it is easy to get into the pear juice when there is a pit in it...... Prone to illness. The husband is so noble that he can't eat such a defective thing! ”

Lu Wenhao: "......"

"This doesn't work, it smells a little stinky."

"This doesn't work, it smells too sweet, it's too cooked, and it will be diarrhea if you eat it!"

"Ahh Not to do that either! It's too white, it's unlucky, and you'll be unlucky if you eat it! ”

"This, well, is too transparent! It's like a snail's body, it's so disgusting, you can't eat it! ”

……

There are fewer and fewer small hills of lychees in the saucer, and the lychee shells next to them are piled up more and more.

Finally, only the last one remains.

Lu Wenmiao peeled off with a dark face. Finally! This is neither very white nor very transparent. There is neither a very sweet smell nor a strange smell...... Finish! Beauty! Lichee! Branch!

"No problem now." Lu Wenmiao was tortured with a face of vicissitudes, pinching the lychee, he couldn't help it, and smiled with a calm face.

"Hiccup, no more." Bai Zisu collapsed on the ground, touched his stomach contentedly, and burped.

"Whew-" Lu Wenmiao exhaled a breath of turbidity.

Thank God.

"But, Hiccup! You know these fruits...... Belch...... How did it come out? It's all poured out with a handful of and a handful of urine! Belch! Bai Zisu lazily muttered behind him.

"Get out of here!"