Chapter 153: How to Catch Ghosts
The answer was quite surprising: "I can't catch ghosts, I can only look at feng shui!"
Hua Xin suddenly burst out: "The Taoist master doesn't catch ghosts, is he called a Taoist master?"
The bully can't wait for a second, a bounce flies, and it's about to be out of sight; everyone is so anxious that there is no way; or Hua Xin shouted: "Beloved, where is the famous sword?"
Bang Zun immediately ordered: "Split the bully!"
With a "whoosh", a needle flashed out of his ear, flew bigger and bigger, turned into a sword, stuck in the bully's neck, and flew back with the person and hung in the air, like a hanged ghost; the purple-black tongue was long exposed, and the feet kicked aimlessly a few times, and the whole body twitched for a while, and when it stopped, it would not move; on the contrary, the skin of the face grew from the skeleton and became the original appearance of the bully......
"Damn it, it's evil!"
The ugly Taoist threw out a sentence in a panic: "The ghost is still attached to his body, who will catch the ghost, do it quickly?"
Zhili pointed at the ugly Taoist master and scolded: "Waste! People are in front of them, they can't catch ghosts, and they don't know what they are going to do?"
The ugly Taoist master was not afraid, and reasoned to refute: "If you can't catch ghosts, it doesn't mean waste!" Other aspects are also useful, such as: "Observing the sky, looking at feng shui, creating water and land in the mountain god town, protecting women, etc......."
The disciples didn't listen to this, and shouted with gloomy eyes: "Ugly Daoist, get out of the way! Don't block your eyes here; otherwise, one punch will knock Er to the ground and stomp on your brains, and you won't be able to let go of your fart!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, Bang Zun immediately ordered: "Okay! Don't talk about it anymore! Everyone has come up with ideas, how to catch ghosts?"
There are so many disciples, even ten people can't make up a Zhuge Liang, and Hua Xin is smart: "Liangren, can't you breathe fire?"
Everyone forgot that since the forest was on fire, it was sealed up, and no one wanted to mention it.
The sky was hazy, and it would light up in a moment, and the body of the tyrant was still stuck in the neck with the famous sword, hanging high in the air, and nothing moved except his face.
And they all saw, and it was not long before dawn, and five suns were slowly rising up from the east, and the mountains were covered with red light.
At this time, even if there is a ghost attached to the bully's body, he can't get out, but Zhili looks at his bitten hand and says, "If there really is a ghost, it won't bite my hand like this." ”
Bang Zunwei couldn't listen to it, and roared angrily: "A ghost is a bully, a bully is a ghost! Don't be verbose anymore, okay?" Spray at its face, burn it for a while, the oil came out, dripping little by little, revealing a pair of eyes, and the wisps hung in the sockets; the eyeballs became more and more bulging, and they became the largest, and finally they couldn't hold on to the "bang" and blew up; and some of the remaining silks retracted.
It was terrifying! It scared the disciples! Even though the sun was shining, it was still eerie......
The fire continued to burn on the face, and the power became smaller and smaller, so that it was extinguished, but the ghost did not come out of the body of the tyrant, and the situation was placed in front of everyone, which showed that the fire could not frighten the ghost!
Hua Xin didn't think so: "The fire spewed by the lover can penetrate my sister's body, can't it penetrate the body of the bully?"
As a result, Bang Zun sprayed violently at his body, and a strong flame came out, which could only burn his clothes and flesh, but could not penetrate his body, indicating that his sister's body was ......
The disciples all thought that there was something wrong with the bully and that it had nothing to do with the aunt.
Hua Xin thought about it carefully, the fire of the lover can spew out a maximum of 150 meters, and if it was increased a little more, the situation would definitely be different.
There were many people who supported this remark, and some disciples shouted, "Master: Can you give it a try?"
Bang Zun was also confused, and he sprayed violently, and the corpse burned a large area, turning into a fire, and the smell of the corpse came out, and everyone covered their noses and dodged away......
The burning changed, the body became more and more rounded, and it reached the limit - everyone saw the problem, tightly blindfolded their ears and stepped back, still a step too late; "bang", the corpse exploded, and many black dots flew out of it, bounced on the person's face, and the hot pain - this explosion blew up the corpse; Bang Zun's face was black and mush, stained with dots.
No one could laugh, staring at the corpse, a skull hidden in a thick puff of black smoke, fluttering away in the wind.
Some of the disciples reacted faster than others, and immediately shouted, "Look! The ghost has come out!"
All the people stared at the thick black smoke in the air flying higher and higher, burrowing into the white clouds, leaving a dark shadow that disappeared for a long time......
What to do with the remaining burning-up corpse in front of you?
The disciples were talking a lot, some thought it would be better to chop up the carcass and scatter it on the mountain so that the insects and ants could eat it, some said that they would throw it into the river and let the fish grab it, and some thought that if he was left hanging high, maybe he could attract many big birds.
Based on everyone's opinions, Zhili had a solution: "Throw the corpse on the hillside a little farther away and let the jackals destroy it." ”
Why is it so difficult to burn a corpse, and how can it be cremated?
Hua Xin knew that she had seen it a long time ago, and it was necessary to use a large pile of dry firewood, put the corpse on it, and burn it for a day and a night before it turned to ashes.
If it is dealt with in this way, it will not only require a lot of manpower and material resources, but also cause forest fires, which is obviously not a good idea!
Zhili really couldn't listen to it, and with a wave of the fairy wind, the corpse was blown away from the famous sword, and it went farther and farther away, and finally it was out of sight......
The famous sword was not washed, his body shrank, and he got into Bang Zun's ears, and he was extremely disgusted!
A woman's voice came from his ears: "Mingjian is tired and sleeping." ”
Bang Zun's command failed, and he was very annoyed in his heart, and he couldn't wait to take out the famous sword and throw it away!
Zhili saw the problem and whispered in Bang Zun's ear: "This is a sword;
I know very well that this sword can kill all the enemy's tribesmen without much strength and win! Without it, it would be in vain to attack other tribes.
The five suns in the sky move and hang high, illuminating east, west, north and south......
I don't know who said a word: "Your Royal Highness, you can't hide it! If you are on the mountain, you can see it at a glance." ”
Bang Zun thought, it is impossible for the little fairy child Lotus Lingxian to hide here all night, and to find her, you must know where she is?
There is no need for the disciples to speak, and the ugly Taoist master stands up and takes the initiative to say, "Let me test it?"
This remark caught everyone's attention, especially Zhili, who showed a half-believing look.
The ugly Taoist moved his hands, flashed a circle, flashed a parrot beak in the middle, kicked down, jumped out a pair of legs, spread his green wings, and shouted: "Come with me!"
Everyone thought it was funny, and it was the first time they had seen such a strange parrot, so they followed closely......
Bang Zun asked, "Can you find it?"
The ugly Taoist master has a sentence that says: "This parrot has a huge magnetic field on its body, and there is a compass in its body, so it will not be wrong." ”
The credibility of this statement is zero; The team of more than 2,000 disciples followed by a parrot, flew over mountain after mountain, and a flat land between mountains appeared, surrounded by few trees, and it was a good place to camp.
Bang Zun also saw that so many tribal soldiers are stationed, and they need a large place, if it is not enough, it can be extended, but there must be water.
The parrot didn't listen to Zhili's command and flew away, and the ugly Taoist became a big fool, and he didn't know what demon magic he used to get back, and there was embarrassment on his face.
Zhili scolded: "Waste! What a useless ugly bastard! Die out! Roll where the cool goes, don't block your eyes here!"
The ugly Taoist master looked at his face and said, "Parrots can't do it, you can change into others, to ensure that Bao Er is satisfied!"
Even Bang Zun couldn't listen to it, and roared angrily: "Don't be verbose, okay? Standing on the side and watching, isn't it okay?"
The ugly Taoist's mouth was finally blocked, and he was extremely depressed! I don't know how long it will take to recover.
Zhili flew a thousand meters high, scanned the surroundings with the fairy eye, found no water, landed in front of Bangzun and said, "It's good here, it's just ......"
The disciples clamored to go back to the cave! It was okay to be stationed in the underground space! It was so large that it could accommodate 20,000 people; when one disciple said this, everyone agreed.
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